So call the number on your screen and help these troubled dogs, before this happens im donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, masking for a friend. Plus, stephen welcomes w. Kamau bell. And the chicks. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what do you mean . Oh, did he do that . Did the dog eat your shoes . Yeah, yeah, you knew that. Stephen i thought it was a different pair that he ate. Second pair. Stephen well, those look id chew those. laughter welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. If you havent checked the sports pages today, coronavirus is still winning. The United States reported its secondhighest single day total of new cases yesterday, just behind the record set the day before. I know this because i looked it up in the i need a guinness book of world records. Now, with all these cases, governors and mayors are scrambling to i
The Republican Party largely stands around idly letting it happen a pandemic is raging, our economy is collapsing and theyre using it as cover to shred our democracy. We cant just settle for fact checks and finger wags we have to do something now. Otherwise, trumps going to wake up the day after the election and tell us hes not leaving because hes not a good loser. Seth see same book. This has been a closer look. Announcer tonight on seth so many new yorkers are turning to city harvest for help late night with seth meyers fielding their families, and sean hayes they need your support now more than ever. Creator and star of schitts theres a website below to donate we will be right back with creek, dan levy sean hayes an allnew closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth how is everyone doing tonight . Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to i just googled how long do wasps subscribe to late night on live because i genuinely missed closer l
Geai and musical gut aturing john bte and homin. And now, live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its midjuly, and despite our best quarantine efforts, yesterday america set a new record for daily coronavirus cases. Way more than when we started quarantining back in march. Its almost as if that celebrity imagine video didnt help. Should we try another one . Maybe sugar pie, honey bunch. Sugar pie, honey bunch in florida alone, new cases over the past week outstripped the total count in most european nations. That is a shocking vacuum of leadership in a state that, i will remind you, has an entire hall of president s. Cant we just plug an extension cord into one of those old guys and put him in charge . I cannot tell a lie. This country has really screwed the pooch. Stephen thank you, general. All the people in charge who told us the pandemic wasnt a big deal are looking big dumb right now, like oklahoma governor and
Tweeting a picture wearing a mask calling himself patriotic. Amid plugging poll numbers over his response to the emergency. Federal agent showdown, President Trump threatening to send agents to more major cities. New york and chicago and philadelphia, detroit and baltimore, more federal Law Enforcement, that i can tell you. This after outrage after unidentified federal Law Enforcement officers were sent to portland. Protesters taking to the streets again there overnight. Local leaders accusing the president of using terror tactics. Stunning suspect twist. Authorities identifying a prominent attorney as the gunman disguised as a fedex worker behind the attack on a federal judgess family killing her 20yearold son. The latest on the investigation this morning. Severe wildfires in the west. At least 54 burning from california to south dakota prompting mandatory evacuations. Ginger is tracking the latest. Overnight, kanye wests bizarre twitter rant. The startling tweet saying his family is
Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss