[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg i know, i know you missed us, he missed us, didnt you i get it happy wednesday everybody. Joe biden had a big way and on Super Tuesday, he woke up. Consider the alternative i mean the president did lose American Samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. Meanwhile donald trump went 141 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. Nikki haley suspended her president ial campaign after a series of Super Tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women cant do mast. According to a report the Biden Administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. Joe claims to having things in common with these people as they dont speak english either. Charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot tshirts luckily as victims wont have to worry about him h
her only threesome was with smokey and the bandit. he ll co-host ofs guests bottome on fox business, dagen mcdowell. some i i in with her. w he knows what good tv is buthais decided to do our show anyway. tv writer and producer rob lowe. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep . comedian joe devito right there. and finally,e he buys two seats when he flies. one for hid onm and one for his belt. my massive sidekick in the helicopter, terry, at all. right, before we get to these news stories friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. tasty hot water. oh. oh, it s leftovers where i readw the jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it eet times my t time reading them. so if they , i get to kill anyone. i want. a group of cyclists expose themselves to children. de the seattle pride parade. coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. re and when asked if cycling the buff would be painful, lance armstrong repl
what a fantastic spot we have here in des moines, iowa. it s great to be with you today, everybody, i m martha maccallum. it is sunday, we don t usually see you on a sunday, but we re really excited to be here for the story in iowa, one day to go. so much on the line for all of these candidates and voters across the state as we kick off the 2024 presidential race now in earnest. here in iowa you have the ability to change the trajectory of american politics. vote for the candidate who s going to speak the truth to you. every step of the way we re moving because we re connecting with people, because we re talking about the issues they care about. the entire world will be listening to you, and i believe that iowa is going to speak loud and clear. you re first in the nation for a reason, it s important. martha: former president trump sitting comfortably atop the brand new des moines register poll, always very closely watched. this is a fierce race for second place at
yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you. thank you. thank you. however, that feels so good. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. she runs bikes and swims. anything to avoid the cops. joseph kennedy saves the world podcast. he s the funniest thing to come out of new jersey since chris christie s diet coach, actor and comedian. it s all good as a former miss florida citrus. she never blames the juice. former state department spokeswoman and founder of polaris and security morgan taking. and he s the naughty list for eating sandy s reindeer. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion darren. all right. now, before we get to some news stories, do this. greg s left. yes, that s right. it s the leftovers where i read that jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll send joe machi a strip club and have lizzo give him a tap dance. ooh, tap dance. no, you re right. it s
released, why they re here. all of those details are not going to end up in any database any time soon in many of these cases. we re told this is because in part the administration wants to avoid images of overflowing centers, videos, photos that can can t get out there of overcrowding because it s clear from the news conference, there s sensitivities around how all of this looks. more and more are coming before title 42 lifts. we re all going to take a chance. we ll see. we re all going swimming there. so we re all going to risk it and see what happens. so as the click ticks down now, a reporter asking the dhs secretary about the president s comment that the border is about to get chaotic. given the fact that you ve had nearly two years to prepare for this moment, how can chaos be the expectation? i have said for months and months that the challenge at the border is and is going to be very difficult. we have spoken repeatedly about the fact that that difficulty may