From trevors couch in new york city, to your couch, somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor if you reach the noint quarantine when youre arguing about what your last argument is about, you probably need something to cheer you up. The best way is with a little ray of sunshine. From the beginning of time, dogs have been a mans best friend. They give us companionship, they assist the blind, and they dont make fun of us, even though theyve seen how bad we are at sex, we do it the wrong way. Dogs might be coming to the rescue again. Dogs can be trained to detect diseases like cancer and parkinsons in patient because of the change in body odor. Researchers in britain are attempting to do the same thing with coronavirus. If you can smell coronavirus after no one shourd for three days, consider me impressed. That shows you how amazing animals are. Your dog can tell you if you have corona and your cat will be there to eat your body a
Its like weve been on a Spirit Airlines flight for a month. Spirit airlines the truth is i actually miss you guys. So to keep our spirits up, its nice to take a moment to remind us of the notsoscary things going on the in the world, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All right, lets kick it off with ikea the Perfect Place to buy furniture thats cheap, but looks cheap. The Swedish Company has decided to release an easy version of the recipe for its famous meatballs so that you can make them at home. And since quarantine already has you fighting with your significant other, once youve got the meatballs, youll have the entire ikea experience. Now, this is a really cool idea, although, the last time i ate meatballs at ikea, it gave me some indigestion. And i learned the hard way that those display bathrooms are not hooked up to plumbing. Someone should fix that. But i do appreciate that ikea released this reese pea, and honestly, i couldnt wait to try it for myself. I dont understa
Are in the markets for the second day in a row, weve had a nice rally in the open thats faded as we go into the close. This is part of that fading on the optimism of the reopening story here so banks have been weaker, retailers generally have been weaker, but still up fractionally, because the big five, the mega cap tech stocks are on the upside. We were talking about guidance, and once again, a number of the companies today pulled their guidance papa johns, mattel, office depot, genuine parts company, equity residential, Waste Management they join 170 other companies, that is one third of the ap 500 that has declined to give guidance and this is one of the reasons were seeing so much stock volatility how do you figure out what the right prices and multiples are when you dont have any idea what the earnings situation is going to be like we also have problems with dividends. Many companies are cutting their dividends as well, or even eliminating them altogether. Morgan stanley put toget
And that person probably thought they were being funny. I didnt know and its my fault that we have a kentuckian who goes by malik, whos name is tupac shakur. Trevor ooooh, yeah, that was that was a tough bon, really. Think about it. On the one hand, on the one hand, the governor should know that its possible for two people to have the same name. But on the other hand, if the person you share a name with is tupac shakur, at least throw in a middle initial so people dont get confused. Why do you think michael b. Jordan has the b . Its so no one is ever disappointed to see him. Oh, its you. Like, i have to assume that if your name is tupac shakur, this probably happens to you every single day of your life. Putting in your starbucks order, ordering a delivery, and good luck calling 911. tupac hello, 911. Please help me, ive just been shot. 911 okay, sir. Ill send help right away. Whats your name, sir . tupac tupac shakur. 911 very funny, sir. Well put out an a. P. B. , for the notorious b.
The father and son accused of chasing and gunning down an unarmed black man arrested and charged with murder. This is one of the most heinous crimes i think weve seen in this generation. This morning the video that sparked nationwide outrage and a turning point in the case. What the suspects are saying to police. Close to home. One of President Trumps personal valets, who works inside the west wing, tests positive for covid19. The president s reaction and the new Safety Measures being put in place at the white house. Today exclusive. Oneonone with Melinda Gates, whose foundation poured hundreds of millions of dollars into finding a coronavirus vaccine. This morning why she said the country wasnt ready. Im surprised we werent better prepared but quite honestly, im surprised we wasted so much time. The good she hopes can come from difficult times. Let it snow. Parts of the northeast brace for historic winter storm over mothers day weekend. A bitter blast of arctic air set to shatter reco