[ cheering and applause ] jimmy thank you. Welcome. Very nice. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us in please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. We had a beautiful weekend. You know what i did this weekend guillermo . Went to disneyland. Guillermo thats nice. Jimmy no kids. I went by myself. And i texted them pictures of me on the rides. They were good sports about it. We are in week three now of the people vs donald trump. Yes, week three. Trumps hush money trial had the day off today in new york, giving our former president a welldeserved chance to nap and fart at home. According to one of his friends trump has been miserable in court. And that, there is no more horrible thing for donald trump than just having to sit there and be quiet. Well, if thats the case, hes really going to love prison hes going to have a great time. The toot fairy was in and outside court on friday where he got the weekend off to a hilarious start. I wa
Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in hollywood. We had a what a day this was. I have to tell you, i dont know if you know about this. But i had a tumultuous morning. I had a headache. I woke up about 5 00 a. M. I took advil. I took aspirin. I took everything we had. And then i went back to sleep. And usually i wake up at 7 00 and make everyone breakfast, but on this rare occasion my wife was kind enough to let me remain in bed writhing in pain and when i got out of bed at 9 00 a. M. I had 100 text messages. Usually ill have maybe four. I had 100 because it appears that i once again ruffled the feathers of our kentucky fried former president. [ laughter ] who is apparently, with all thats going on, still smarting from my joke about him at the oscars. [ whoops ] you know, donald trump is in the first week of a criminal trial. The first president to be on trial for a criminal offense, for paying hush money to a pornographic film star.
Jimmy welcome. Thank you. Thats very nice. Thank you. Guillermo. Im jimmy, im the host. Thanks for watching. Thanks for joining us. Oh, i appreciate that. You know, i have to say, just about every night lately, we start with our former president , current defendant, donald trump. [ laughter ] but they take wednesday off in court, and i thought it might be nice for a change to check this inn on another disturbed egomaniac, kannye west, whos reportedly about to enter the world of film. Specifically, the world of pornographic film. With a new studio that is being called yeezy porn. Which is the next logical step after opening a prek through 12th grade christian private school. [ laughter ] you cant say he doesnt have range, right . [ laughter ] a spokesperson for yeezy said kan has been kicking around the idea of launching an adult film studio for a while. But you know kanye, he doesnt jump into things impulsively. [ laughter ] he likes to think it through and take his time. Thats the kin
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody, how are you doing . Okay. Okay. Welcome. Welcome. Very nice. Hi, everybody, welcome. Relax, please. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. It is on what was man, i have to say, what a bummer. Another difficult day for our former president. [ laughter ] a revealing day in the trial of al caporn. [ laughter ] whose popularity seems to be losing steam. He seems to be less popular each day, and he cannot deal with it. Donald trump may be full of gas, but his supporters appear to be running out. [ laughter ] trump has been encouraging his fans to rally outside the courthouse. And hes unhappy that they havent. The New York Times said, the circus trump wanted outside his trial hasnt arrived. [ laughter ] this was the scene outside the courthouse in new york this morning. [ laughter ] you can see while he was on, no one showed up. I dont know if theyre saving their energy for one of his next criminal trials . [ laug
U [ cheering and applause ] jimmy hello. Hi. Thank you. Very nice. Thanks. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you for watching. Please, settle in because weve got a very big day. As you may know, maybe you dont know, opening arguments began this morning in the people of the state of new york versus Donald Jessica trump. The city that never sleeps versus the defendant who keeps nodding off during the trial. The defendant was very defensive this morning. He was in all caps mode and then some. He posted witch hunt he posted election interference little bursts of lunacy. Like a crazy man, yelling at no one on a street corner. The prosecution said trump orchestrated a criminal scheme to corrupt the 2016 election, and tried to cover it up by lying in his Business Records over and over and over again. Three overs. The defense had a different perspective trumps lawyer said President Trump is innocent. Trump did not commit any crimes. Hes a lawyer and hes funny. Thats impressive. Team trump also says