Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in hollywood. We had a what a day this was. I have to tell you, i dont know if you know about this. But i had a tumultuous morning. I had a headache. I woke up about 5 00 a. M. I took advil. I took aspirin. I took everything we had. And then i went back to sleep. And usually i wake up at 7 00 and make everyone breakfast, but on this rare occasion my wife was kind enough to let me remain in bed writhing in pain and when i got out of bed at 9 00 a. M. I had 100 text messages. Usually ill have maybe four. I had 100 because it appears that i once again ruffled the feathers of our kentucky fried former president. [ laughter ] who is apparently, with all thats going on, still smarting from my joke about him at the oscars. [ whoops ] you know, donald trump is in the first week of a criminal trial. The first president to be on trial for a criminal offense, for paying hush money to a pornographic film star. [ laughter ] he was in court all day monday, all day yesterday. Today, he had a day off, and how did he spend it . Brunch with melania . No. Maybe catch with barron in the yard . No, no. Ranta claus got up bright and early to post 165 venomous words about yours truly. [ cheers and applause ] ill read it to you. It begins, stupid jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] were off to a good start [ laughter ] who still hasnt recovered from his horrendous performance and big ratings drop as host of the Academy Awards, especially when he showed he suffered from tds, commonly known as trump derangement syndrome [ laughter ] to the entire world by reading on air my truth about how bad a job he was doing that night, right before he stumbled through announcing the biggest award of all, picture of the year. It was a classic choke, one of the biggest ever in show business, and to top it off, he forgot to say the famous and mandatory line, and the winner is. Instead, he stammered around as he opened the envelope. Supposedly his wife, and even management, begged him not to do it, dont read his truth, jimmy, please dont do this, they said. [ laughter ] he was made to look like a fool, which he is, and at the same time go down in Television History as the worst host ever of the once vaunted Academy Awards [ cheers and applause ] so my first thought is im impressed by his use of the word vaunted. [ laughter ] he was even able to spell it correctly, which is really good, very well done. But literally Everything Else is not just wrong, but maybe we should be worried about him wrong. Maybe we should take the keys away from grandpa wrong. [ laughter ] lets go through it again and just do a fact check line by line. Starting with stupid jimmy kimmel. All right, that part might be true. Thats debatable. [ laughter ] thats a matter of opinion. Who still hasnt recovered from his horrendous performance and big ratings drop as host of the Academy Awards. Thats weird because i thought i read in the news that the ratings went up this year. [ cheers and applause ] especially when he showed he suffered from tds, commonly known as trump derangement syndrome. Now, that is false. Theres only one person who suffers from trump derangement syndrome. His name is donald trump. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] to the entire world by reading on air my truth about how bad a job he was doing that night, right before he stumbled through announcing the biggest award of all, picture of the year. All right, two things here. Maybe three even. Number one, i did not present the award for best picture. [ laughter ] i was the host. The host doesnt present awards, the presenters present the awards. And the person who presented the award was al pacino, not me. We are different people. [ laughter ] now dont get me wrong, i wish i was al pacino. Im just not. Hes al pacino, im me. Youd think hed know that because im pretty sure say hello to my little friend is what he said to Stormy Daniels that got him in all this trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but maybe all italians look alike. I dont know. It was a classic choke, one of the biggest ever in show business, again, not me. And to top it off, he forgot to say the famous and mandatory line, and the winner is. Not correct. Thats not the mandatory line. Also still not me. [ laughter ] instead, he stammered around as he opened the envelope. Again, i didnt open the envelope. [ laughter ] i didnt even touch the envelope. I did not present the award for best picture. I am not al pacino. [ laughter ] maybe you dreamed this during one of your courtroom siestas . I dont know. [ laughter ] and then he makes a leap to a completely different moment in the show when i read his dumb post and everybody laughed at him. He wrote, supposedly his wife and even management begged him not to do it, dont read his truth, jimmy, please dont do this, they said. In his stories everyones always begging. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said sir, please sir, dont read trumps post, sir. Which is not at all what happened. What happened is i saw they showed me what he posted, i looked and i said oh, im going to read this. My wife went oh, no. I said oh, yes. [ laughter ] and that was that. That was the whole story. [ cheers and applause ] and by the way, keep my wifes name out of your fing mouth. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and then he closed it with he was made to look like a fool, which he is, and at the same time go down in Television History as the worst host ever of the once vaunted Academy Awards that must be why they asked me to host the show again next year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] which i wasnt i wasnt planning to do but now i might. [ cheers and applause ] maybe you can watch on the tv in the rec room at rikers. With all the guys. [ cheers and applause ] this man who was our president is on trial. He has 34 criminal charges against him. Hes still mad about the oscars . That was five weeks ago my parents dont even care anymore. [ laughter ] the only person still talking about this joke is him. It really must have got to him. By the way, in case you missed it lets show that one more time. Get rid of kimmel and perhaps replace him with another washed up but cheap abc talent, george slopanopoulos. He would make everybody on stage look bigger, stronger and more glamorous, blah, blah, blah. Make America Great again. [ laughter ] okay, now, see if you can guess which former president just posted that on truth social. [ laughter ] anyone . No . Well, thank you, president trump. Thank you for watching. Im surprised youre still isnt it past your jail time . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i guess i should be honored that the former president of the United States took time out of his busy schedule Googling Ivanka in bikini to rant about me. [ laughter ] he must not get how much i love this. It doesnt even add up. Either feeble knievel doesnt know that al pacino and i are different guys, or he didnt actually watch the oscars he claims to have hated so much. He got everything wrong. And we know he didnt forget because according to his top aides, he has an encyclopedic memory. Donald trump has an encyclopedic memory. Jimmy thats right. That guy, stephen miller, you know, he starred in its an interesting story. He started as a russian sex bot. The russians built him to have sex with. But he was too ugly. [ laughter ] so now hes in charge of kissing trumps beautiful ass in the most outlandish ways possible. The most stylish president and first lady in our lifetimes are donald trump and melania trump. Donald trumps a style icon. He changed american fashion. In the apprentice people spent the next ten years trying to dress like donald trump. Jimmy hes the male jackie o. [ laughter ] he remembers everything. People are trying to dress like him. They tried, they failed, they couldnt get the ties long enough. [ laughter ] theres so much brazen lying that goes on. These, by the way, are the ratings for the oscars over the past three years. I hosted in 2023 and 24. [ cheers and applause ] im not looking to boast. I just want to say that that is not down. You want to know what down looks like . This is the value of truth socials stock. Thats down. [ applause ] and by the way, if youve just got to make stuff up why go with something as dumb as that . Like if i was going to make stuff up about him id start telling people he wears diapers. [ laughter ] i would explain that its a long trial, he drinks a lot of diet cokes to stay awake, hes getting up there in years and its perfectly normal for a man of trumps age and carriage to wear absorbent undergarments. To stop the leaks. [ laughter ] if i was making stuff up, i would point out that the reason he stands like this and golfs like this and plays tennis like this is because he has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] thats what i would do. If he wins, im going to have to move. I dont know. [ laughter ] goodbye, everybody. Im out of here. Anyway. All right. I think weve had enough of donald trump. Hey, weve got something weve been i say we but i have not been working on this at all. Our crew has been working very hard rebuilding our outdoor stage. We had to shut this down during covid. So this outdoor stage which we used to love and wed have these great performances outside has not been available to us for more than four years, but we worked extra hard, and again, i had nothing to do with working but they worked extra hard building it for Chris Stapleton, who is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] Chris Stapleton, great artist, great guy, is going to be playing songs from his new album higher tonight. But before that we have a challenge for chris. Hes a tentime grammy winner. Hes one of the most accomplished singers, songwriters in the world. But can he sing a song he has never sung or even seen before . Its time to find out. Its time to wing it and sing it. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Jimmy Chris Stapleton, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] chris, thank you for being here. Very excited that youre here. And i was very tickled to learn that you are a fan of the show full house. Or at least you were when you were a kid . Sure. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. That is the theme for our song tonight. Weve written lyrics. These are lyrics that chris has not seen. Correct . Youve never seen these . Obviously. Jimmy okay. Now, the music is going to be up to you. Youve got to play something on the guitar. But what chris will do is Start Playing a melody and i will reveal the cards each one at a time and you will sing the words on those cards. Are we ready . Jimmy yeah. You Start Playing and then ill show the first card. [ laughter ] this is really silly. Jimmy yeah, you shouldnt have done this. Ive sung many songs about the folks of mine the family in my band my friends and my wife but the one human being whom i love most is an american treasure named john john stamos [ cheers and applause ] hes the reason im singing this ballad hes the feta cheese, oh, in my greek salad when the kids are all gone, and so is my spouse come on, jimmy. I crack a hard seltzer and i watch full house with a sweet impish grin those dimples and that chin those pretty green eyes those shoulders, those thighs an incredible bod oh my greek golden god id give my id give id give my left nut to be part of his squad and if any man ever lays a hand on my guy ill shoot him ill kill him ill poke out his eye dear god tell me honestly is it a sin for wishing id been born a third olsen twin id trade all the whiskey in ol tennessee for a minute of hanging with uncle jesse and if i shout out his name three times in a row maybe hell appear here in this studio everybody john stamos oh, John Stamos John stamos [ cheers and applause ] stapleton hey, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] thats incredible. John stamos, everybody. Oh, theres more. Yeah. Well, holy [ bleep ]. Wow, my dream has come true this is your dream . John stamos, youre awesome and i do love you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Chris Stapleton and john stamos. We have a great show. Chris stapleton is here. Well be right back with Rob Mcelhenney. Im your overly competitive brother. And im ready for a rematch. Game on. Ive been practicing. What the cello . You want me to lower the hoop . Foul what . You going to tell on me again . Foul yah . Foul bro here take a free shot go ahead knock yourself out. Your about to get served. Seriously . Get allstate, save money, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. Love you mom wait till your father gets home. Ladies and gentlemen, please take your. [crunching] mmmm. Place. Mmmm. On the conveyor belt. Lets move it oh. [crunching] [alarm beeping] [crunch] [crunch, crunch, crunch] turn up the fun with crunch shhhhhhh. Dont say you can take the heat until youve tried the spicy mccrispy. No one wants to hear it, unless youve had spicy pepper sauce on the top and bottom buns. Thoughts, martin . Ughh shoulda bought dixie® these weak store brand plates are risky business. Next time, get dixie ultra® plates. 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You can see john with the beach boys at new Orleans Jazzfest on april 25th and stagecoach on the 28th. Tomorrow night, zendaya will be here tomorrow night. And from a new show im producing for hulu called high hopes. This is set in a cannabis shop just down the block from us here in hollywood. Two friendly stoners named freddie and yuri will be with us. And well have music from olivia dean too. So please join us for that. You know our first guest from 16 seasons of its always sunny in philadelphia. On the weekends, he and his partner Ryan Reynolds own a Football Club in wales. Here we are again, beginning another season. You and me. Hopefully 100 more times. What a special thing. Lets not let that pass without marking the moment of like holy [ bleep ], were standing in the English Football League now. Were in the english [ bleep ] Football League now. Were back. Were back. Jimmy season 3 of welcome to wrexham premieres may 2nd on fx and streams the next day on hulu. Please welcome Rob Mcelhenney [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know you had a big weekend. You had a birthday this weekend. You had a big win for your team, which is just like its an explain, because most people in america dont understand the intricacies of soccer, me included. But or football. Football. Jimmy as you now have to call it or youll be thrown out of the town. But explain what happened here. What happened to your team over the past two seasons . Well, i have a whole documentary series about it, jimmy, which youre welcome to watch. Jimmy i understand i understand it. But just to put it in simple terms. Yes. So its just something that would be anathema to american sports. But picture whoever comes in last place in the nfl this year who had the worst record . Jimmy i ought forget. I dont remember. Who was it . Carolina. Carolina. Lets just say carolina had the worst record. They would get kicked out of the league and kicked down a league below, and they would have to fight their way back. And lets just say they came in last place in that second league. They would get kicked out again to a lower league. And they would continue a precipitous fall. Jimmy till eventually they were playing high school football. That is correct. [ laughter ] and there are truly i think theres Something Like 16 or 17 leagues in english football and you get to a certain point where its semiprofessional and youre playing against cops and firemen. Jimmy and conversely, if you win you get to move up . Correct. Jimmy and you guys have moved up two seasons in a row. Which hasnt happened for how long . [ cheers and applause ] it hasnt happened for our club in double promotion like that in a row, 169 years. Jimmy 169 years. Thats even a long time for a team to be around. Yes. Jimmy and do you credit yourselves for this . I mean, you must, right . [ laughter ] listen, the players were there before you and things werent going so well until you guys showed up. No. Ryan and i have no delusion. We joke about this all the time because were either there at the stadium or were at home and were screaming at the television, of course, as any good sports fan knows that they do. But we have no bearing on what happens on the pitch. Youre putting all of your hopes and dreams into young men and women between the ages of 19 and 25. Jimmy yeah. But yet somehow the magic has happened there. Yes. Jimmy which is incredible. And also your birthday. So you and ryan have a fun thing that you do. I dont know if its fun for you. I dont know if its fun for him. But every year on your birthdays, this has become id imagine theres a lot of pressure now involved because its become a oneman a oneupmanship situation. He started it. I just a few years ago on april 14th, which is my birthday, i just went onto instagram. Kaitlin screamed, my wife kaitlin, from upstairs, check your instagram. And i see that ryan had done this video of this dedication hed made at the stadium in wales. The robert lucinda mcelhenney, which is not my middle name. [ laughter ] memorial urinal. And he put a plaque next to the urinal. And now anybody can go there and do their business on my plaque. My face. [ laughter ] and he said happy birthday at the end of it. So then it became i had to try and top that. So the following year i got him a blimp with a terrible picture of i dont know if youve seen the movie deadpool. Ryans very handsome in the movie. Until he gets burned very badly. So i took that image of him being burned very badly and put it on a giant blimp. And i sailed it across the town of wrexham. We broke a bunch of welsh aviation laws. Jimmy i think thats how the hindenburg happened. There was a burned face emblazoned on it. The humanity was spared. Jimmy this year i think we have a photograph of what ryan did to you this year. This is the [ laughter ] a sketch he had made. And he set up a website and sold merchandise with this image on it. Yes. Well, he went so far as to once again i heard my wife scream rob, check out your instagram. So i was like i know its ryan. King of instagram. So i go to it and theres a whole video about how april 14th, which is my birthday, is also the day that the titanic sank. Jimmy oh, wow. The hindenburg and the titanic. Yeah. And also the day president Abraham Lincoln was shot. So its a real great day in history. Anyway, ryan made this video about how they made an expedition down to the titanic and they were looking for Wrexham Lager because Wrexham Lager, which is a beer that is actually distilled in wrexham, was on the titanic. so its become part of the lore. So he went down to look for Wrexham Lager and what he found was a sketch pad and the sketch pad was not rose from the movie titanic but this hairy gentleman right here. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Thats not jimmy do you feel like youre starting to fit in over there in wrexham . Because i know culturally its obviously very different. But you have to do things right. Yes. Im very careful about using the term football. We always want to be respectful of the fact that we are outsiders, an american and a canadian that are coming in. And we want to adopt a lot of the culture and not try to change anything. But there are certain things we cant. Jimmy like what . That just dont translate. Well, theres use of a word over there that begins with a c that means something very different to us here. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah. It does not translate. Jimmy doesnt it mean the same thing . Not really. Jimmy they use it a lot there. They use it a lot and its used freely. Jimmy but here its so rarely. Its not gender specific. Its just you hear it in casual conversation. I was at a restaurant. I heard a 12yearold call another 12yearold this. [ laughter ] in a joking fashion. They were having jimmy guillermo, do you know what word hes talking about . Guillermo conk . [ laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy that was so wrong i dont even think we need to bleep it. [ laughter ] guillermo i dont know. Jimmy yes. The conch shell. You blow into it and guillermo i dont know. Close enough. Jimmy so youre trying not to bring that word over here. I just keep it out of the vernacular. Because i dont want to code switch and worry about coming back jimmy you dont want your sons calling each other that word. Exactly. I dont want kaitlin to scream down hey, [ bleep ] check your instagram. [ laughter ] jimmy now he knows. I just broke my own rule on a disneyowned platform. Jimmy you know what . Were doing some challenges tonight. 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But can you identify which of the Citizens Walking by our theater happen to be from philadelphia or not . The key here is youre not going to be able to actually hear them speak because we feel that might give it away. That will definitely give it away. Jimmy yes. But you can ask any question you like. They can nod yes or no. Lets go out in the street now. On hollywood boulevard. Our announcer lou is standing by. Hi, lou. Lou, what are you wearing . Lou, why lou its a cheesesteak, jimmy. Jimmy arent those stereotypes . Cheesesteaks . Do you guys get tired of hearing about cheesesteaks . We are the birthplace of the nation, and we are known for our cheesesteaks. I dont understand. [ applause ] jimmy well, you cant eat a birthplace, you know . Thats true. You cant eat a birthplace. Jimmy lou, lets bring in our first pedestrian. Okay. Oh, supreme is his name. Thats a name thats hard to live up to, huh . Thats right. You cant speak. But go ahead, rob. Ask any question you like and well see if you can tell if this supreme, gentleman named supreme, is from philadelphia. Okay. I like the neck tattoo. Thats going to go a long way. Jimmy can we zoom in a little bit on the neck tattoo and see if it gives anything away . Its the letter r. Its just the fact that he has a neck tattoo. Jimmy it might be for rob. Is the neck tattoo for rob as in Rob Mcelhenney . No. He also seems sober in the middle of the day. [ laughter ] so im going to say thats a knock against him being from philadelphia because hes probably on vacation if hes out here. And it is midday. Hmm. Can i ask you a yes or no question . Jimmy yeah, go ahead. Okay. Is john a word . Hes from philly. Jimmy hes from philly. Supreme, are you from philadelphia . I am from philly. [ cheers and applause ] germantown. Jimmy supreme, how many kids in your family . Like seven. Jimmy and what are their names . Supreme, master, shabazz, diamond and justice. Jimmy that is an incredible trip through the thesaurus. We have a gift for supreme to make him feel at home. What do we have there, lou . Lou weve got a cookbook for pattys pub. Jimmy there you go. Pattys pub. Thank you, supreme. You want to try one more . Lets do another. Jimmy you get through two we have a special prize for you too. Oh, come on, right . Okay. Jimmy this guy looks like it looks like they pried him out of the liberty bell. He looks like he knows his way around a tastee cake. Now, sir, can i ask you a question . Okay. Id assume youve been to jail. [ laughter ] but have you ever been to jail been thrown in jail at a Family Reunion . Jimmy oh. Okay. Thats not jimmy he says no, but he had to think about it. Had to think about it. [ laughter ] jimmy he did have to think about it. Vance, have you ever urinated into a trash can at a sporting event . Hes from philly. Hes from philly. Jimmy vance, are you from philadelphia . I am not from philadelphia. Jimmy hold on. Okay. 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Well, bmo helps get your savings habit into shape with a cash reward, every month you save. Both cash reward . And theres a cash bonus when you open a new Checking Account to get you started. Wow. Anything you cant do . mugs. Bmo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a multigrammy and cmawinning Country Music star so talented, he can sing the star spangled banner and make a grown man cry. His latest album is called higher, please welcome Chris Stapleton. [ cheers and applause ] good, how are you . Jimmy im great. And im still so impressed you were able to its unbelievable. Im still so impressed that you threw john stamos on me just as a surprise. Jimmy john, by the way thats going pretty far for a gag. Jimmy he asked me to give you a gift. You can take this home to the family. [ laughter ] fantastic. Jimmy thats rare right there. You did something that i have to say i get a lot of emails and almost none of them i like. I got an email from you saying, hey, when im on the show what song would you like me to do . And i was like oh, this is exciting. I get to pick the song. Would you have done any song i requested or were there hopefully would have been off the record. [ laughter ] but i would have at least considered it, yeah. Jimmy like if i was like yeah, id love to have you do hava nagila that would be something id have to work it up. Jimmy i asked for the song it takes a woman. I really enjoy most of your music if not all of your music. I particularly have enjoyed that one off the new album. Thank you. Jimmy and i thought maybe it was one that you hadnt done live on tv before. Not just on tv. We havent played it live anywhere. So were going to play it live for the first time here. Jimmy excellent. [ cheers and applause ] this is a song i assume it is about your wife, morgan . Absolutely, yeah. Jimmy it would have to be. Is she at this point like you dedicated i know the album to her. Is she like impressed by a gesture like this or is she like, this is your fifth album, why did this take so long . [ laughter ] maybe both. Jimmy when you dedicate you have a song, you write these beautiful songs about your wife, does it make it difficult for her to like get you i know your birthday was on tax day, right . Yeah. Jimmy what did she get you for that day . I paid my taxes. No. She got me a book. Im a big james bond fan. I like james bond stuff. Action movie stuff. Jimmy okay. But she got me this book that there were all these destinations from bond films, like places where they the locations where they filmed. And her idea was hey, maybe we should go to one of these places. We havent planned it yet but were going to flip through the book jimmy thats a great idea. Go someplace exotic from a bond film. Jimmy youre not at a place where you travel so much you dont want to go anywhere, youd rather stay home . No, im like that too. But my wife would like to see some things. Jimmy your wife would like to have some fun for a change. You also have your own whiskey now. I do. Jimmy which is traveller whiskey. Thats correct. Jimmy i was wondering when that was going to happen because you covered tennessee whiskey. And i thought at the time, there must be a bunch of Whiskey Companies banging on your door to do something. We had a lot of them. We were waiting for the right one and this was it. Jimmy have you thought about writing songs about other products that might be financially like skittles or dog food or Something Like that . Well see how the whiskey thing turns out. [ laughter ] jimmy this is a photo that we obtained from i believe your high school yearbook. This is thats a good one right there. Jimmy what year are we talking about right there . That looks like 95, 96. Jimmy and you were what, 33, 34 years old in this picture . [ laughter ] how is it possible youre younger now than you were in high school . I dont know, man. Jimmy were you the shop teacher at your high school . I was. [ laughter ] absolutely, yes. Jimmy it says, the quote here is interesting. It was cool to get to sing for the governor. The governor of kentucky you sang for . I assume so if i said that. [ laughter ] i dont really recall. Jimmy really . Im pleading the fifth on that one. I dont remember doing that. But im assuming i did. I dont know if it was the national anthem. I did that song back then. Jimmy and heres another one. Thats a good one. Jimmy you were voted most stylish. Which is pretty sweet. Is that your mustang . [ applause ] thats my car. Jimmy go in farther if you can. I want to get a look at what most stylish looked like there. Oh, yeah. Its 1996. Jimmy were you known as a snappy dresser . Oh, yeah. Jimmy oh, really . Wow. Did you run for Student Council . I did everything that was available to do. Jimmy did you . Yeah. Jimmy were you a good student . I was the valedictorian if that was jimmy valedictorian, that means good, yeah. [ applause ] will you ever shave your beard . Is that something you thats my retirement plan. Jimmy because you have a nice cleft in your chin like john travolta. I appreciate you saying that. Jimmy maybe you could just shave that part of it. I have to go through the Dwayne Allman phase and get the chops coming out. Jimmy it could be that hair thing where you start with mutton chops and just the beard and yeah. I mean, spin a wheel i dont know. Jimmy that is your plan, though, to shave the beard one day . Yeah. If i ever wanted to disappear i would just have to shave and just go disappear somewhere. Jimmy do you think you would ever because its interesting. I went and saw Bruce Springsteen last week and hes still great and you see these artists that are still touring. Is retiring something you would ever even consider . I mean, i love to play music. I get you know, i get paid to do something i would do for free. So i dont really think that would be i would ever fully consider not doing that. Jimmy right. If i ever, you know, had to because i was running from the law or Something Like that. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Thats one of the negatives about being famous is that its harder to run from the law. [ laughter ] yeah. 100 . Jimmy all right. So youre going to do a song, it takes a woman. Which is true, by the way. Without women none of us would be here. It does take a woman. 100 . Jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause ] at least one woman. At least one woman. But you and i both know it takes more than that. Jimmy we are going to go on our outdoor stage. We havent been on that thing for im pumped. Jimmy four years. Im so excited we get to open that thing back up. Jimmy Chris Stapleton, everybody. This is his album. Its called higher. Well be right back with Chris Stapleton. [ cheers and applause ] lou the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by tequila don julio, an icon of modern mexico. [ cheers and applause ] lou the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by tequila don julio, an icon of modern mexico. Jimmy thanks to Rob Mcelhenney and john stamos. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, his album is called higher. Christening the return of our outdoor stage with the song it takes a woman, Chris Stapleton [ cheers and applause ] whenever im broken honey you heal me when im in the dark you are the light when i get lost you know right where to find me when i have my doubts you make me believe and it takes a woman it takes a woman a woman who sees the best part of me through all that i am it takes a woman oh it takes a woman to be all i can to feel like a man it takes a woman you are my comfort whenever im troubled when im alone you are my friend you make me high and keep my feet on the ground whatever i need you give it to me it takes a woman it takes a woman a woman who sees the best part of me through all that i am it takes a woman oh it takes a woman to be all i can to feel like a man it takes a woman oh to be all i can to feel like a man it takes a woman [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Juju tonight, sopranos star drea demateo. No one followed me. You wouldnt know it. Bringing in big