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[ cheering and applause ] jimmy thank you. Welcome. Very nice. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us in please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. We had a beautiful weekend. You know what i did this weekend guillermo . Went to disneyland. Guillermo thats nice. Jimmy no kids. I went by myself. And i texted them pictures of me on the rides. They were good sports about it. We are in week three now of the people vs donald trump. Yes, week three. Trumps hush money trial had the day off today in new york, giving our former president a welldeserved chance to nap and fart at home. According to one of his friends trump has been miserable in court. And that, there is no more horrible thing for donald trump than just having to sit there and be quiet. Well, if thats the case, hes really going to love prison hes going to have a great time. The toot fairy was in and outside court on friday where he got the weekend off to a hilarious start. I want to start by wishing my wife, melania, a very happy birthday. It would be nice to be with her, but im in a courthouse for a weak trial, a weak trial. Terrible. Were doing very well in this rigged trial. Everybody knows it. Yesterday was a big day, but i do have to begin by wishing melania happy birthday. Jimmy oh, how sweet, how sweet. You know, you could also call her on the phone. How oblivious do you have to be to wish your wife a happy birthday outside the courtroom where youre on trial for paying off a porn star . Melania spent the day at home in florida quietly celebrating with her prenup. On friday. This cant be good for trumps mood. You know, hes been asking people to show up to protest outside of court and some of them actually have. New york hates you new york hates you new york hates you new york hates you jimmy or maybe that was his building. I dont know. Leave it to new yorkers to welcome their Hometown Hero back with open arms. Trump was in miami yesterday for a little gettogether with a favorite punching bag named ron desantis. Ronny and donny met for several hours. They say the team said they knew the meeting went well when desantis came out of the room with trumps body bronzer all over his face. Word is desantis promised to raise money for trumps campaign. Man, would i love to have been in that room. Trump going, no, i called you meatball in a good way poor ron desantis, what a sad, pathetic little worm. They say he did this because he wants to run for president again in 2028. That seems like a good idea. What he doesnt realize is trump is also going to be running for president again in 2028. But for now trump has Ron Desanctimonious as he called him, he has his little white boots in his corner, and hell need them, because he isnt getting much help from his dummy sons. Theyre going after the guy because they shut down fdr drive . Every time it costs 50. You cant go into duane reade. You cant go into cvs and buy skin lotion because it has to be locked behind plexiglas because theft is so high. Jimmy you can tell by the use of the word skin lotion that eric trump has never been in a duane reade or a cvs. I cant get my skin lotion without asking poor guy hasnt been able to touch himself for months. And of course no eric trump fox appearance would be complete without another thick round of my fathers. My father is feeling great. My father went up to harlem. They want to torture my father. My father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father feels great. Jimmy im sure. Probably because of all the skin lotion he has been hoarding. Listen kid, i dont know how to put it to you, but your father thinks your name is derek. Speaking of disappointing sons, over the weekend, trump posted five times about rfk jr. He wrote, why did juniors family go so bonkers at the thought of him running against Crooked Joe Biden . Because they are radical left lunatics, and they cant conceive of their even more liberal brother running as anything else . Maga 2024 dont waste your vote on kennedy trump wants to position kennedy junior as a left winger, because he knows he might siphon off some of the antivax vote. Hes expected to get. You can see the overlap here. Trump needs to do everything he can to protect the crazy vote. Including, are you familiar with a boxer named ryan garcia . If you are not, this will give you an idea of what ryan is about. You guys hate on me because im pretty. Jesus is coming back. And i have predicted that there will be earthquake june 6th. Thank you, jesus, thank you, jesus, jesus is king, king of kings, king of kings [ bleep ] you, mother [ bleep ]. Yeah, that fear coming into your mouth like a bitch, thank you, jesus, king of kings, lord of christ, thank you, jesus, thank you r, jesus, than you, jesus, thank you, jesus. Jimmy you can see he is a pretty solid individual. So youll never guess where ryan garcia showed up over the weekend. Oh, did you guess maralago . In that case, you got it right. Uhoh, uhoh, lets see what you got . Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Vote for trump 2024, oh jimmy remember Smokin Joe Frazier . This is smokin everything frazier. If you told me that was video from an insane asylum, i wouldnt bat an eye. In football news, the nfl draft wrapped up on saturday in detroit. And of all the players drafted, id like to give an Honorable Mention to wide receiver brian thomas, jr. Brian was selected 23rd, by the jacksonville jaguars. But his mom ran away with the award for most valuable parent. Im just happy for him because he put in a lot of work, you know what im saying. Its awesome. Thats all i can tell you, its awesome. Its awesome feeling. Sondra, how far has this family come . We came from baton rouge, louisiana. Jimmy its more than a thousand miles. Another standout from the draft, was Buffalo Bills first pick keon coleman. Who, clearly, has interests other than just football. From here . I forgot i went to school in michigan for two years. Guess where i got this from, though . Im going to tell you. Guess, youre going to be wrong, though, but guess. Tom izzo. Nah macys. What you mean . They be on sale on the rack, all the colors. Right. 79, 89, nice little deal. You get the trench coat for like 100. I take you there personally. I might go get some more colors. I need a blue one and another red one. Jimmy its like a text from my mother, you know. And the best part about that clip is theres more of it. Whats your thanksgiving sales too . I dont know about thanksgiving. You see, i shop with my mom. I get my coats in the summertime. You got to shop a season or two before, just in case. Anything cheaper. Because you go at thanksgiving, everybody at thanksgiving, you know what im saying . Jimmy i do, yeah. But i feel like others might not. Smart guy. He also buys turkeys on the 4th of july. You know there are a lot of characters vying to be Donald Trumps running mate. One of them is south dakota governor, kristi noem. Part of what you do when you run for you want to be a running mate, you write a book, you outline your world view and tell your life story. Governor noem, did that, in her forthcoming memoir no going back the truth on whats wrong with politics and how we move america forward. The book comes out next month. But what we know from the excerpts released by the guardian is that kristi noem shot her 14monthold dog. She wrote i hated that dog, cricket was untrainable, dangerous to anyone she came in contact with and less than worthless as a hunting dog. And when cricket got out of the car and chomped on the neighbors chickens, she said at that moment, i realized i had to put her down. Cricket was a puppy, a wirehair pointer, that she was training to hunt pheasant. By her own account, she dragged cricket to a gravel pit , and shot it. It was not a pleasant job, she wrote, but it had to be done. No, it didnt. But she also says she shot the family goat in the gravel pit. And then i guess somebody realized this wasnt a great story to share with the world, so she posted, we love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down three horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family 25 years. So, just to recap, for those who were horrified that she shot a puppy and a goat, she would like you to know she shoots horses too. Who would write this . This is a great example of how stupid these people are. This woman, not only does she want to be Vice President , she is the governor of south dakota. I dont know how big her staff is, but im guessing she has at least a dozen people working for her, probably a lot more. Not one of those dozen or dozens of people raised a hand and said, uh, governor, do you think maybe not a great idea to share that story about shooting a whole petting zoo at your house . Maybe we save shooting a puppy in a gravel pit for the next book, you know . This is a crazy person. Im afraid of what she might do when she finds out how many chickens her favorite president has killed. Obviously this is a pr disaster, completely of her own making, but team noem is working hard to try to somehow give this a positive spin. South dakota isnt just the best place in america to do business. Its also the best place to live, work, and play. If you like what you see, if you value our approach to reducing government and increasing personal freedom, wed love to have you come join us. [ barking ] come grow your company. Live your life, achieve your dreams [ whenning ] we can make it happen right now. Because south dakota means business. Jimmy and that is the end of kristi noem. Even trump wont pick a puppy killer, right . This is a bit of a blow because trump would probably benefit from selecting a woman as his running mate, and she was probably his top choice. According to a new poll from the new york times, only 31 of american females think trumps respects women, whereas 54 of men think he does. They think he respects women either a lot or some. Oh yeah. Mr. Grab em by the [ bleep ] has total respect for women. Hes a regular gloryhole steinem. Trump has a long history of respecting women he respected his exwife so much he buried her on the best hole of his golf course i know its just a poll, but its just shocking to hear that a majority of men believe donald trump respects women. Not as much as i do, jimmy. Jimmy sorry, what was that . Sorry, i was just saying donald trump doesnt respect women as much as i do. I respect women deeply. Jimmy ok, good to know, but im in the middle of a monologue no matter what beth says. Jimmy look, i dont have time for whatever is going on here. Whos beth, you ask . Sure, we can get into all that. Excuse me, ally coming through. Jimmy no, i didnt im not at all just to recap for everybody, beth is my ex who thought i fundamentally misunderstood what it means to respect women, or whatever. But look at this. Beyonce. Jimmy i see that, but womens stories matter i saw barbie, i loved it. Jimmy i dont know why youre being defensive. I loved barbie even more than a lot of real movies. Jimmy real movies . What do you mean real . And how about that caitlin clark, huh . Come on, really . I honestly prefer womens basketball. Thats just me. Jimmy okay. Hey, you name a second female basketball player . Steph curry . Jimmy steph curry is a man. Okay, okay. All right. The sexy bunny from space jam . Jimmy not technically a woman. Look, were not so different, you and i , okay . Our love languages talk. We both respect women. And because of that, we both watch a lot of lesbian pornography. Jimmy thats not true and dont touch me. Hey jimmy do you know how long its been since ive gotten to respect a woman in the flesh . Jimmy a really long time . A really long time. But you know what . Thats what being an ally is all about, respecting women from a distance. And for me, that distance is legally 500 feet. Happy now, beth . Jimmy its time for you to go. Its not history, its herstory this is what a feminist looks like. Wheres emily blunt . Im going to respect her. [ applause ] jimmy anyone else have anything . All right. Hey, we have a fun show tonight. From kingdom of the planet of the apes, owen teague is here with us. [ cheering ] we have music from carin leon and leon bridges. And well be right back with emily blunt. So stick around. [ cheering and applause ] lou Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live brought to you by Liberty Mutual insurance. So dont just play. Stay at northern californias premier casino resort. Book your getaway now. At cachecreek. Com. Jimmy hi there. Welcome back. Tonight, his new movie is called kingdom of the planet of the apes. Owen teague is with us. [ cheering ] then later, from sonora, mexico, here to celebrate the summer of mexicana with the song,it was always you carin leon and leon bridges from the don julio stage. This week, i have to say this might be our week of best guests ever. Guillermo, you be the judge. Let mow maine know what you think. Ryan gosling will be here. John mulaney, jeff ross, and Jerry Seinfeld. With music from Rhiannon Giddens and gary clark jr. With stevie wonder. Guillermo oh, wow thats a great week. Jimmy what do you think about that . Guillermo perfect. Jimmy gary clark jr. Is bringing stevie wonder. Thats a good one. We have a great guest tonight. She is an oscarnominated actress and a fivestar individual overall. Her highly anticipated new movie with ryan gosling is called the fall guy. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome emily blunt. [ cheering and applause ] good to see you. Yeah. Jimmy are you getting all thor . I have massive platforms on tonight. These are just my legs. Jimmy how you doing . Im good. Jimmy i heard you on with howard stern this morning. How did you think i did . Jimmy i think you did great. Not only did i think you did great, you and howard have great chemistry. I think i have great chemistry with howard stern. You know we spoke on the phone for half an hour after. Jimmy he didnt get enough. Didnt get enough, yeah. Jimmy these two should do a show together, really. But i do feel like you probably, you have Good Chemistry with anyone you choose to have Good Chemistry with. Well, its easy with him. He is a great conversationalist. Its like playing pingpong with someone exciting. Jimmy it was fun. Say anything you wish you hadnt . I always say stuff i wish i hadnt. Jimmy did you have to text anyone . I didnt have to text anyone. But i knew he would ask the types of questions where i would have to snake my way out of it somehow. You good in bracing for impact a bit. Jimmy i liked it when you he was talking about he was asking you if you and john walk around naked around the house. What did i say . Did i say yeah . Jimmy you said you do. And you did not answer whether john did or not. Well, i dont think its fair to sort of reveal that. I think maybe when john does howard stern, he can talk about anything nude. Jimmy maybe they could be nude during the interview. Oh, see that . Howard sounds like a never nude. Jimmy and you described it quite beautifully, because howard hides his body from his wife. And you said when youre slithering into bed. [ laughter ] i get that feeling with him, surreptitiously slithering into bed before she cease him. Jimmy i think it rang a bell in his head. He thought yes, i am sitting into bed. He is the best, though, isnt he . Jimmy he is. He is like a sweet pea, which is a ridiculous thing to call howard stern, but i think he is a sweet pea. Jimmy he has definitely changed a lot over the last 30 years. Yes, he has. I think he said a lot of those times just ruined his life. He said i cant do that again. I have to be nice now. Jimmy youve been promoting the fall guy for quite some time now, months. For like too long. Jimmy you and ryan were great on the oscars. You were so funny on the oscars. You were great. No. Jimmy no, you guys were really great on the oscars. Because there is a lot of theres a lot of planning that goes in. And then a lot of times like the writers will write stuff for the presen presenters, and sometimes they will do it. Sometimes they wont. It almost never feels natural. But you guys, and speaking of chemistry, you and ryan gosling have really great chemistry. I mean, ryan, ryan gosling has more chemistry than a meth lab, lets be honest. He has it just brimming out of him. Jimmy he does, yeah. He does. Hes got all that banter in him just locked and loaded. Its just easy. Jimmy even as a vaguely heterosexual man, its hard not to blush in his presence. I mean, it really is. You know, we were being interviewed by this male journalist, and he said, you know, ryan gosling, you just got that thing where someone walks in, and you just look them up and down and you ah says them, and it makes me really nervous. And then ryan did look very suspicious and looked him up and down, and oh my god, he does do that. I mean, ryan has an expression that i like at most times he looks a bit suspicious, like if you compliment him, its like hes lost his glasses . He is looking for the nearest exit. Jimmy he doesnt like it . Oh my god, he withers. He just hates it. Jimmy so when you guys are doing stuff together, do you jump in and help him . With what . Jimmy when he is being complimented . Yes, i have to. Jimmy do you feel uncomfortable when youre getting compliments from people . I used to. I think if youre english, you feel everyone is being insincere. I feel we have that common trait. You sort of bat away nice things people say too. Jimmy i am uncomfortable with it. But it doesnt necessarily mean i think theyre being insincere. Okay. Jimmy it just makes me go eggg. I think thats the inner sound i make, eggggh. But i think when i first came to america, it was alarming how easy americans find it to look someone in the eye and go you are amazing, you know. And i was what . What is that . I had like an allergic reaction to it. Jimmy your parents, ive met them. Theyre lovely people. Theyre the best. Jimmy are they effusive in that way about you . And your sisters and brothers . Something with age. Jimmy that makes sense. Your whole family is super talented. I think so. Jimmy its almost ridiculous. Yeah, its not right. Jimmy it is competitive . Did you feel like that made you who you are, having so many talented people in your house . I think i definitely grew up in a family where it was everyone was embraced for who they were. I didnt grow up in a family where my parents were too pushy, nor did i grow up in a family where they were overly complimentary and blowing smoke up our asses. I dont know. Jimmy i think you told me when your mom met ryan, she was quite smitten by him. She was very nice in that white suit. I was like i was all right. Jimmy it is weird. Youre at a 10 on the creep factor right now. Jimmy we dont want our parents to have any sexuality. No. Jimmy but we would not be here if they didnt. I know. Have you had to have the birds and the bees talk with your kids yet . Well, i told my son, who is 30, i just told him a couple of years ago. Jimmy okay, good. Im glad kevins grasped it now. Thats why he looked different today. He looked a little shocked. Jimmy the way i told him was fully my mother never. Never had the chat . Jimmy my dad either. My dad and i really didnt talk until i hit 25. Perfect that sounds like a great father. Jimmy he was great father. He was at work doing something, what, we dont know. He would come home at night. And in the morning he would get a suit on and go back to whatever it was he was doing. And it wasnt like im on the way out he was oh, by the way, mean news goes in the vagina. Just lob it in. Jimmy you know what . I feel like weve gotten way off track. Have we . Jimmy a little bit, a little bit. Lets take a break. Well collect our thoughts. And then i want to know if you get naked in front of your children. Jimmy all right. Emily blunt is here. Her movie is the fall guy. Well be right back. [ cheering ] plaque psoriasis. Oderate to severe thanks to skyrizi, im on my way with clearer skin. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90 clearer skin at 4 months. And skyrizi is just 4 doses a year after 2 starter doses. Serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. 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This is no slight on lee majors, but now if youre not at the prom you be out with ryan gosling. Jimmy your daughters have met ryan . They have so obsessed with ken, you know. Jimmy yeah, my daughter too. She is 9. Just wild. Jimmy she met him at the oscars. What did she do. Jimmy it was one of these. We didnt know she had that in her really. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy because she likes Olivia Rodrigo and taylor swift. At this age they tend to play it kind of cool. So they did get to meet him finally. And he popped over with eva and the girls to say goodbye. They stayed in new york while he was doing snl. And he brought them this massive box of roses that hed had in his groom for snl that spelled ken. And he said to the girls i really want to thank you for all the support of ken. And they literally were ahhh and afterwards, my 8yearold was and they smell so good almost like she was talking about him, you know. Jimmy you know, my son, kevin, who again had the same reaction when your husband john came over to our house. He was there was definitely some kind of that sort of thing. I think john likes that reaction. I think hed like more of that from me. Jimmy did the whole family go to australia when you they all came to australia. Jimmy they did . Yes. I know everyone comes out and talks about an australian animal story, but i do have one. Du is it boring to talk about a spider story . Have you had too many of those . Jimmy no. Youre right, though, it does seem that and we do have some australians who are fleeing. Oh, no, australians. Jimmy they actually are you so sick of hearing people talk about spiders . Oh, look, see. Jimmy these people are totally out of it. They think l. A. Is clean, okay . [ laughter ] theres no coming from a different place up there. Okay. So australia was very welcoming, loved it. The spiders were also very welcoming. And there was a night where i was just sitting having a quiet drink with john on the terrace. And i looked inside, and i saw one of those huntsmen. And its not like how people go it was the size of my hand. It was bird in full wingspan. Jimmy they look like a crab . It was like that. I was to be take a sip, youre up, youre up, nope, nope, i wont. Youre up. And john is very good with most insects. But hes got a bit of a thing about spiders. Jimmy probably never seen a spider of that size. So just seeing him go and get a tupperware and try to work his way up to putting the tupperware over the spider and trying to act kind of cool about it. Okay, im just going to okay, were going to okay, here we go, yep. And i got the paper and i slid the paper under. Jimmy you helped . I handed it and then kind of backed up. And then he walked out. And he said everything was fine, but got outside, and it was pitchblack, so he couldnt see it, but he felt the spider go around the tupperware. Thanks, any way, thanks, any way. And oh my god. And he released it, shook it out, but didnt know if it was out, because it was dark. And that was the inside in a scream. Jimmy can i tell you how i would have handled it . Killed it . Jimmy i dont know, maybe, if i could have. If i had a bow and arrow or something, yeah, maybe. But i would have thrown the tupperware into the jungle or whatever. I know. Why did he keep the tuppware . I dont want it. Jimmy its not like youre going to pack that and bring it home, right . Im not going put leftover pesto in it. Just chuck it. Jimmy but hes jack ryan, and neither one of us are. Thats the kind of heroism that you display. Oh, man. I wish i had known about the spider thing when you guys were living across the street. No. You would have been really mean. Jimmy yes, i would have been. We dont tell you these anymore. We dont trust you. Jimmy but now i know one. Youre get one for christmas. Perfect. Jimmy well, its great to see you. 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Our next guest is a talented young man who doubles as a chimp, he takes on the role of noa in kingdom of the planet of the apes. What did i miss . She spoke. Oh. She called my name. You misheard. You said this nova was smarter than most. Within reason. Some intelligence to be sure. I have a name. Mae. Jimmy kingdom of the planet of the apes opens in theaters may 10th, please welcome owen teague. [ applause ] jimmy how are you . Im doing well. I hear this is the first time on a talk show. Yes. Jimmy so far, how has the experience been . Wonderful. Jimmy did they have snacks for you backstage . They did, they did. I didnt eat any, though. Jimmy you were a chimp. Others were a orangutan in the clip we saw. And there is a human. Jimmy you look very human. I wont tell you which one. Jimmy and human. Okay. So you are in now wait, tell me. I dont know how this stuff works. Are you do you have hair and stuff on your face . Or they put your dots on your head . Oh, thats just me. No, its performance capture. So im covered in little dots all over my face. And im going in a spandex suit with little reflective balls. And there is a camera strapped to my head. And its fun. Jimmy got it. Camera strapped to your head. Pointing at you . Pointing at me. Its a very flattering angle from right down here. Jimmy and seau howe heavy is that camera . I dont know. Its like a pound probably. It takes some getting used to. When they take it off at you at the end of the day, your head goes oop. Because you have to tense. Jimmy did you practice with it before . Do you keep it on driving and stuff . No. That would be dangerous. Jimmy this is what t, the fourth in the planet of the apes movie. This one takes place how many years after the last one . Hundreds. Many generations. Jimmy so all those characters are dead . Yes. Jimmy yeah. Will you be dead in the next one . I hope not. Jimmy you hope not. Jimmy but they havent figured that out yet. I dont think ill be dead. Yeah. Jimmy how do you audition to get a part as an ape . Well, um, you set up the camera on in my case, in my little room, my apartment. And you get on the floor, and you read the scene. And you try to just forget about the fact that youre playing an ape and just play the truth of it. Jimmy youre not like going ooh ooh ooh ooh, or eating bananas or anything like that . I wasnt. But kevin durand in his audition actually, he showed this to me. He plays the villain, proximus. He did a video where he runs down the hallway in ape form and starts hooting at the camera. And its terrifying. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy did that make you think ooh, maybe i should have done that . No. Jimmy because you got the part . Yeah. Jimmy did it make you think he probably shouldnt have done that . No, because proximus is so, you know vibrant. Jimmy okay. And scary. And scary. Jimmy and then they send you to some sort of like an ape school, right . Yes, yeah. Jimmy were there apes at the School Teaching you . [ laughter ] god, i wish. No. So before i went to australia to start ape school, i actually went down to a sanctuary in florida called the center for great apes, which is about an hour away from where i grew up. Jimmy oh, thats where trump lives right . [ laughter ] so its near where you grew up. Near where i grew up in florida. And i spent a chimpanzees there. The director of the center was very gracious. Jimmy so you watch these animals and you try to pick up clues . Right. So the thing that happened when i went to the sanctuary is i actually met a chimp there named bentley. And he had this kind of he had this kind of intelligence and curiosity behind his eyes. And it was the first moment that thats noa. And it was the first part of putting together the puzzle of figuring out who i was playing. Jimmy did you communicate with bentley in nany way . Yes. We share body language. So there is always some communication. But there is another charleston there named noel who actually spoke a bit of american sign language. Jimmy oh, wow. I came in one day with a bandage on my finger, a bandaid, and she pointed at it and went which means hurt, hurt. Jimmy does that blow your mind when that happens . It changes your perception of what all this means. Jimmy does it make you feel like maybe they shouldnt be in the cages there . Yeah. But also no, because the sanctuary at the center for great apes, theyre not cages. Theyre enclosures. So theyre getting to live out the rest of their lives as chimpanzees. Jimmy is that the place where bubbles the chimp is . Yes. Jimmy holymoly did you meet bubbles . In passing. [ laughter ] jimmy did you ask him about Michael Jackson . No. Jimmy no . No. You know. Jimmy because you and bentley are hey, weve got a thing over here. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy bubbles is the real star. Well, bubbles is just a chimp, man. Jimmy thats pretty crazy. So have you seen the whole movie yet . Yes. Not with an audience. Ive seen 30 minutes with an audience thursday night across the street at the chinese heater will be the first full screening with people. Jimmy thats exciting, huh . Yeah, really exciting. Jimmy have you been in a big premiere like that before . It was big. Bury i was sort of i wasnt central, you know. Jimmy after words, did you have to tell everybody hey, i was the ape . Probably, probably. But i dont mind. Jimmy have you considered wearing a shirt that says i was the ape . You know, i actually jimmy because ive been telling people im in the ape in the movie. And please continue, i dont mind. I have a shirt that says ape on it that i stole from the Stunt Department of the movie. Yeah. Jimmy wear that tomorrow for sure. So people know whats up. You have to remind everybody. Jimmy hanging out at the party like yeah, i with husband in the movie. No you werent. Anybody can say that theyre noa. They cant actually. Because it kind of looks like me. Jimmy kind of. But really super kind of. Like its going to have to be six martinis in. Youre being very kind. Jimmy well, congratulations on your apeness. And meeting bubbles. I never met anybody oh, no, you know what . Bon jovi met bubbles. Yeah. He was here few weeks ago. He told me he met bubbles. Hey, tell bubbles bon jovi says hello. Ill pass it along. Jimmy all right. Owen teague, everybody. Kingdom of the planet of the apes [ cheering and applause ] opens exclusively in theaters on may 10th. Well be back with carin leon. And leon bridges. The Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by tequila don julios summer of mexicana. The Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by tequila don julios summer of mexicana. Jimmy thanks to emily blunt and owen teague. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first here with the song it was always you with help from leon bridges, carin leon [ cheering and applause ] last night there was a love crime i guess im takin the fall all signs sayin im the bad guy when you dont get what you want [ singing in spanish ] it feels like maybe, maybe its you maybe its you the reason the reason for all my pain keep me up night and day [ singing in spanish ] i finally see there was nothing wrong with me it was always you [ cheering ] thinkin of the wrongs within myself contemplatin like am i good for your health ooh yeah but now i realize but you get off on shiftin the blame givin you a riser when youre feeding the flame oh baby youve got some issues to face [ singing in spanish ] it feels like maybe, maybe its you maybe its you the reason, the reason for all my pain keeping me up night and day [ singing in spanish ] i finally see there was nothing wrong with me it was always you it was always you always always you it was always you always always you it was always you always always you it was always you always always you always, always you always, always you i finally see, there was nothing wrong with me, it was always you [ cheering ] [ cheering and applause ] thank you so much. 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