greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
slave kat: hmm. greg: i thought the face that i made was very interesting kat: it made me a little uncomfortable. i looked away pretty quickly. greg: yeah, i try that at airport bars and it doesn t work kat: okay. yeah, i guess. i mean there s certain things they could do for us. i don t think it would ever be able to replace humans being in movies or tv shows because part of the reason people like watching movies or movie stars or people on tv is that they re human beings and they like to either really like them or really hate them. they like to project a lot of their own [bleep] onto a stranger they see on tv. i see you guys out there by the way, some of you out there. and they won t be able to do that with a robot. it s creepy and weird and greedy but i think ultimately our own creepiness in humans that seeks that out in strangers will win out in the end. greg: that s true. human beings are strange animals. i don t think there can be an ai