[ cheers and applause jimmy looking great. Please, welcome. Welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Hey, guys, were in the middle of a heat wave here in new york city with temperatures this week that could reach 100 degrees. It was so hot, today, when new yorkers felt something drip on them, they didnt even care where it came from [ light laughter ] bring it on. Its hot it is hot. It is so hot, ben jerrys had to hire a bouncer. [ rim shot ] sve whoa jimmy it was so hot, nbc has a new show called lawitrd steve what [ rim shot ] jimmy it is so hot, President Trump lashed out at the sun and told it to go back where it came from [ rim shot ] steve oh [ laughter ] wow thats hot [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you. Todays big story, trump is still going after those four democratic congresswomen and in a tweet, he claimed that the
Pretty soon im going to be over there. This is entertainment tonight. Hi, everybody, and welcome. Crushing news today. It is over for ashton and 3450e la and mila is making the kids. Those are their words, not mine. Its true. Its true. But there is so much more to this story. Yeah, we got to say, its actually pretty happening. Babe, whats happening . Whats going on . Its over between us. What are we going do . What else is going on . I took the kids. I dont get the kids anymore . Ashton and mila win the enter net for this in touch cover story clapback. I felt suffocated. By me. You had a very dark secret. What was the secret . I dont know. I only have this photo. The post got a ton of love from former friends, including dax shepard who searched damn it i was going to take a run at mila kunis. Theyre not the first stars who accused in touch of being out of touch. In 2017 Chrissy Tiegen called the magazine trash for claiming her marriage to jon legend was on the drink. Sarah Jessica Park
There. This is entertainment tonight. Hi, everybody, and welcome. Crushing news today. It is over for ashton and 3450e la and mila is making the kids. Those are their words, not mine. Its true. Its true. But there is so much more to this story. Yeah, we got to say, its actually pretty happening. Babe, whats happening . Whats going on . Its over between us. What are we going do . What else is going on . I took the kids. I dont get the kids anymore . Ashton and mila win the enter net for this in touch cover story clapback. I felt suffocated. By me. You had a very dark secret. What was the secret . I dont know. I only have this photo. The post got a ton of love from former friends, including dax shepard who searched damn it i was going to take a run at mila kunis. Theyre not the first stars who accused in touch of being out of touch. In 2017 Chrissy Tiegen called the magazine trash for claiming her marriage to jon legend was on the drink. Sarah Jessica Parker called the sister story im a
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