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Well, based from this photo, i have to ask [ laughter ] do you have any bones in your body [ laughter and applause in a new interview, former Vice President joe biden said he would challenge President Trump to do pushups if trump criticized his age or mental state during a debate. Just a headsup, if someone criticizes your mental state and your response is to do pushups [ laughter ] not a great argument in favor of your mental state. [ laughter and applause in a new [ cheers and applause in a new interview, senator Bernie Sanders jokingly challenged President Trump to a onemile run in other words, a suicide pact [ laughter and applause i know how to end this. Remember me President Trump said today that his administration will investigate whether google has been working with the Chinese Government then, again, they only know one way to investigate it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause eric trumps wife, lara, today, launched a new women for trump reelection initiative at an event in pennsylvania. While eric launched one called sons whod love to meet trump. [ laughter ] made his own sign and everything [ light laughter ] the white house yesterday hung four photos featuring President Trump and north Korean Leader kim jongun. While kim jongun hung four of his family members [ audience ohs ] yeah you get his picture up on the wall [ light laughter ] representative alexandria ocasiocortez yesterday responded to President Trumps racist attacks on her and three other congresswomen calling trumps words the, quote, hallmark language of white supremacists. Said hallmark, in retrospect, we never should have added that section. [ laughter ] a bunch of grapes were recently sold for 11,000 at a japanese auction. Also at whole foods. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause musician Dave Matthews, has announced hes coming out with a line of rose, news that has all your aunts marching. [ laughter ] this brings us to a segment called one of my writers explains a joke. [ cheers and applause seth hey, everybody. This is Mike Scollins. How are you, mike . Well, how are you seth good. Im gonna read this one more time musician Dave Matthews has announced hes coming out with a line of rose, news that has all your aunts marching. You want to talk us through your thought process there . [ light laughter ] sure, yeah. To get this joke, first you got to know that ants marching is a Dave Matthews band song off of under the table and dreaming. Really great album top to bottom [ light laughter ] fully holds up okay so ants marching is about these ants that are, like, having a really great day so they, like, throw a parade or whatever, and then so now we know what the songs about and now theres this added element of Dave Matthews has a new rose, and i was like, do you know who would have a parade about that is aunts not the bugs, but aunt, like your mom or dads sister [ laughter ] seth and do you think [ cheers and applause do you think based on the audiences reaction when i first told the joke that theyre as familiar with Dave Matthews as you are . [ laughter ] i dont think anybody is. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and, mike, is it true that you were nominated for a writing emmy today [ light laughter ] i hope they dont take it away [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth Mike Scollins everybody announcer this has been one of my writers explains a joke. Seth pottery barn has announced it will be releasing a furniture line inspired by the sitcom, friends, like this doormat. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] according to a new study, boston has the least Affordable Housing of any American City said people from boston, thats why i live in your motha. [ light laughter ] save a few bucks live in your motha and finally a georgia woman who requested a birthday cake inspired by the disney film, moana, instead received a cake themed after marijuana [ laughter and applause meanwhile, willie nelsons Birthday Party got weird [ laughter and applause we got a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause heres the host of the new game show, spin the wheel, on fox dax shepard is with us tonight [ cheers and applause shes the host of deadline white house on msnbc. Our friend, nicolle wallace, is back [ cheers and applause and we have music from weyes blood. So its a great show before we get to that, nbc held the first democratic president ial debates a few weeks ago, and they were fine, but i had one complaint. Not enough candidates. So we decided to hold a debate of our own all the candidates are right here right now, not split into two nights so without further ado, heres the late night democratic president ial debate. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to late nights first 2020 democratic president ial debate. Im your moderator, seth meyers. Lets jump right in. Vice president biden, you havent talked about any specific policies and have committed several major gaffes whats the one reason you think youre still ahead in the polls . President obama [ laughter ] seth mr. Yang, what have your friends been doing since you told them you were running for president . Theyve been laughing their asses off. [ laughter ] seth senator sanders, what do you like to complain about . Every damn thing. [ laughter ] seth im sorry, senator bennet, why do you keep looking into the audience . I see my mom. Seth oh. [ light laughter ] mayor buttigieg, why did you throw a sudoku book across the stage before the debate . Because i couldnt get it done [ light laughter ] seth senator sanders, what would you say to people who say that its just not possible to combine french fries, gravy, and cheese curds my neighbor 50 miles north of me, canada, somehow has figured [ laughter and applause seth senator warren, some people have said you dont know how to have fun. How do you like to relax in your free time . Watching Climate Change bear down upon us [ laughter and applause seth senator klobuchar, i heard rumors that you took cbd oil before the debate tonight. Why . Everything else just melts away seth congressman orourke, what has Bernie Sanders done that you respect the most . Withstood the test of time for the last 243 years [ applause ] seth secretary castro, what would be a good name for a Steven Seagal movie set in a fertility clinic reproductive justice. [ light laughter ] seth congresswoman gabbard, if a chicken hawk kept his chicken hawk fork in his chicken hawk drawer, where would he keep his chicken hawk dishes . His chicken hawk cabinet. Seth yes [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause Vice President biden, whats the statue of liberty been up to lately Still Holding onto that torch. [ light laughter ] seth senator klobuchar, is that your little ford compact car out in the parking lot that is my focus. [ laughter ] seth senator bennet, if you wrote a book about your sex life, what would it be called . 40 years of no. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] seth senator booker, regular or curly fries we must fight for both. [ laughter and applause seth mr. Yang, whats the worst part about having an enlarge prostate it would be the trickle [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] seth senator sanders, what do you say to people who say theyre just going in to target to pick up a couple things they will spend hundreds of millions of dollars. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth senator booker, how would you describe the star of the cosby show one of the most aggressive bills. [ audience ohs ] seth Vice President biden, complete this rap. Your name i joe biden an youre here to say we dealt with these issues in a major, major way [ laughter and applause seth governor hickenlooper, what do you call it when you pass someone a joint and they dont pass it back in colorado, we call that kidnapping seth Vice President biden, youre dancing around over there. Do you need to go to the restroom the answer is yes number one seth well [ laughter ] it looks like were out of time. 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Im going to show you a photo of something, and youre going to tell us what it is or what you think it is. And i should add youve not seen these, right yeah, ive not seen them. Seth okay, all right here we go ready for the first one . Yeah seth all right, there we go. Karen, what is that . Oh, my god. An ancient ipad . [ light laughter ] is it like an og gameboy seth no. A pager but with a screen seth this is called a palm pilot. Does that mean anything to you wait, actually, yes, it does. Seth oh, great i just had no visual reference for it seth gotcha. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth so youd you only heard people speak about it but youd never cared to look at what it would look like . Yeah, i sort of just like closed my eyes i was bored by it. Seth what do you think that little guy is right there . I bet thats like a stylus. Seth yeah, that is a stylus. Yeah seth good job. [ light laughter ] all right. [ cheers and applause karen, whos this . Um two twins. [ laughter ] an allmale reboot of the parent trap. Seth no, they are brothers, but theyre not twins. Do you really have no idea who these are . No. Seth okay. Im going to tell you their first names and you tell me if that helps at all. Okay. Seth liam and noel um, whoa yes. Liam and noel gallagher. Seth yeah. Oasis seth theyre in a band oasis well done. [ cheers and applause do you know do you know any oasis songs . Okay, im 90 sure they sang Wonderwall Seth yeah okay. Seth thats great. [ cheers and applause yeah, i seth and now, bonus question, based on this photo, do you think they like each other or dont [ light laughter ] um, no . Seth yeah, thats good okay. All my white friends love wonderwall. Seth your white friends love wonderwall yeah. Seth oh wow. Yeah. I guess sorry yeah, yeah [ laughter ] seth i just you know, it hurts my feelings, because i believe that im one of your white friends. Yes seth and i like wonderwall. [ laughter ] yeah, but isnt that nice i was thinking about you seth it is that you were thinking okay who or what is this . [ laughter ] just, i mean, a teddy bear . Seth yeah, but this was, like, a real state of the art teddy bear oh, is it like an offbrand teddy bear seth no. [ light laughter ] its very on brand oh, is it does its eyes blink or something seth no, his name was teddy ruxpin oh. Seth and he talked oh, god thats horrifying. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] okay. Seth but you have to understand, like, while you were growing up with things like ipads, this was a huge deal for us oh. Seth like, to have a talking bear, that was just, like, hours. [ laughter ] it does now retroactively seem terrifying yeah. [ laughter ] seth all right were going to stay with siblings and hit you up again. Who are these two gentlemen . Um [ light laughter ] oh, god. I actually i dont know theyre being served in court . Seth yeah. Theyre being served in court, because they were an oasis cover band oh. [ laughter ] seth and they did not they didnt have the rights seth they did not have the legal rights to the songs, yeah. That makes sense, yeah. Okay seth they wrote parody songs. Oh. Dang [ light laughter ] seth i thought it was easier on television. [ laughter ] karens very young, and it would be very jarring if she knew the truth. [ laughter ] dippin dots seth yeah [ cheers and applause no hesitat have you eaten dippin dots yes seth okay, great oh, my god, theyre the best. Seth thats great. Yeah. Seth that means thats nice that theyve endured. [ light laughter ] all right. Whos that um, just a cute dog seth yeah. Im gonna draw you to a detail whats what would you say that is there . A beer . Seth yeah. Okay. Seth does that mean anything help at all . I mean, ive had beer before. [ laughter ] seth karen, the question wasnt do you know if we wanted do you really think if we wanted to show a card of beer we would have had it this small and had this much . [ laughter ] this was like, get a picture of a budweiser. And they were like, this is the only one we could find. [ laughter ] so this is this is a dog named spuds mackenzie. Oh. Seth and he was the original party animal [ light laughter ] and it was at a time where we all thought it was okay to have things children like sell us beer [ laughter ] dang. Seth yeah, so a lot of kids that were well below the drinking age would wear spuds mackenzie, like, tshirts and stuff. Oh. Seth yeah, we wised up [ laughter ] you budweisd up. Seth we budweisd up [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats the sort of you know, that that sort of pun ability you have would make you a big fan of the Menendez Brothers who wrote the parody songs for oasis. [ laughter ] okay. I believe you. Seth all right you have some for me yes, i have things for you, and youve not seen these before seth i have not seen these before great okay, so heres the first one. Seth okay. That is those are animated dinosaurs . Dragons. [ audience oohs yes, they are dragons seth theyre dragons yes seth from a popular show called called . Seth dragon time. Oh, my god, youre so close its dragon tales. Seth oh, wow all right. [ cheers and applause yeah seth is that like was it like a saturday morning cartoon or afternoon no, it was monday through fridays, 4 30 on pbs [ laughter ] seth on pbs . Yeah. Seth oh, so it was like a bad cartoon. No. [ laughter ] seth seth not bad, but you know, like, youd, like, learn stuff [ laughter ] do you know any of their names if i asked you yes okay, so thats ord. Hes scared of a lot of things seth okay. This is quetzal, hes the teacher. This is cassie shes really nice and cool thats zak and wheezie there are also two kids, but theyre not here but one of them is named emmy and she says definitely a lot. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] well, its a shame she didnt make the photo i know. [ light laughter ] okay seth um, that thats just some sort of skateboard. Yeah seth uhhuh. Specifically, its called the ripstik. Seth uhhuh. Its also known as a wave board. Seth okay. And basically its like a skateboard but much harder because you have to, like, move your hips and then both of these go in Different Directions and you go forward seth uhhuh. You look not cool, but i felt very cool. [ laughter ] seth you had one yeah. Seth were you good at it i was really good at it seth gotcha. So youd like, basically come home, youd knock out an episode of dragon tales yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] seth and then jump on this bad boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth and just go rockin down the road. Uhhuh. Seth okay, great it was really cool. Seth i was drinking beers with a dog [ laughter ] okay. Seth what . [ light laughter ] well, this looks like some sort of ancient text. Yeah. Seth this is a oh my god, does anyone here know what this is audience yes [ applause ] seth well, this looks like, well, like a harry potter yes seth a harry potter, like, one of their school a map on one of the schools yes oh, my god seth really . Yes seth wow oh, my gosh its called the marauders map seth its called the marauders map yeah, and basically it was made by harrys dad and his three friends. Seth uhhuh. Okay, thats great thanks, karen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause this has been what does karen know . [ cheers and applause give it up for karen, everybody. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause guys ive got an idea. Ooh what is it . So people love iphone xr, right . Well, it does have an incredible camera. And it comes in all those amazing colors. Uhhuh. What if we give the people iphone xr when they join tmobile . Iphone xr on us . Yeah. Iphone xr on us. 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Thats good. Seth please welcome back to the show dax shepard, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Oh, thank you for having me seth i the last time i saw you, which was wonderful, i was a guest on your podcast. Yes seth armchair expert, which is a fantastic podcast youre in a tiny group of people who i came to you seth yes, you actually and you deserve it. You deserve it seth thank you very much yes. By that, we i did not have to go record anywhere you came here. We recorded in my office and it was a delight yes did you feel comfortable seth i did thank you so much. [ light laughter ] right cause generally when youre interviewing someone, youve got to kind of get them comfortable with the space seth yes not you i just came directly to the bed in your office [ laughter ] you stayed supine. Seth yep you fed me grapes yes seth which i need within every ten minutes. Your assistant got those knots out of your feet, and we just let the tape roll [ light laughter ] and people love it seth do you youre very good at it do you enjoy doing a podcast i love it seth yeah. Its sincerely my favorite thing. As i assume you enjoy doing this seth yeah. Theres something just im genuinely very interested in human beings were all weird and interesting. I like to try to find out what the weirdest part of you is. And, uh, so yeah, its so much fun seth so, the show yes seth do you feel like the podcast helped was that when people said, hey, this would be a wonderful guy to talk to people in this environment, too . Well, whats very weird about first of call, can we recognize do you even see me in this photo . [ light laughter ] seth its i mean, it is guys, have you ever seen a more preposterously sized object [ light laughter ] seth yeah. In you life seth i and you know, its such a weird picture to be showing. You guys provided the picture and i am like, gosh, i feel like theyre really underselling how important dax is to the show. [ laughter ] well, i think whats very clear is that in the mind of fox, the star is the wheel seth yeah. [ light laughter ] thats abundantly clear from this photo but i seth the back of that persons head is fivetimes bigger than you are in that photo. [ light laughter ] absolutely. And when i first stepped out on stage with this goliath i mean, this reminds me of the worlds fair in chicago. Seth yeah, yeah. The very first ferris wheel with train cars on it. Its similar size. And when i stepped out, i looked at it and i was like, i will certainly be killed by this contraption. [ laughter ] and what a great comedic death seth yes its its like a it will be a Buster Keaton gag gone wrong eventually. Seth my question is, if it started to fall over mmhmm. Seth do you think youd even bother trying to run or would you know theres no way youd get out of the fall zone well, because it is a perfect circle, i imagine id run that way, thinking it was shortest. Realizing no, that its all equal distance and id probably get confused like a fly seth yeah. If you want to kill a fly, they have eyes all around their heads. You have to confuse them but to your original question, yes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] 26 minutes later, yes, my podcast played a role in me getting this because the man who invented this, the crazy genius Andrew Glassman some of the younger gals in his office suggested you should get dax to host this thing, because they liked the podcast seth thats great. He thought i was zach braff doesnt matter [ laughter ] here we are. Seth here we are but he came over seth i mean, by the way, in this photo, you might as well be [ light laughter ] yeah. Yeah, yeah [ laughter ] ive never looked better but, yeah, he came over and he showed me this, like, animated thing on a computer and explained it to me and i kept thinking, well, the wheel wont be that big. Like, you know, this is some kind of scaling issue with the software and in fact, its that big seth it is that big. Yeah, yeah. Seth you one of your contestants in that clip, you were talking about game of thrones. I think you and i are both very sad its over. I know you and kristen, your wife, watch it together. Yeah. Seth are you guys sad that its over . Well, it is the secondlongest relationship ive had. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] besides kristen seth yeah. Ive been with that program for ten years. And she and id been with it together and i got to say, i think it was the foundation of our friendship and marriage [ light laughter ] seth really . Yeah. cause were struggling now. [ laughter ] were struggling were watching anything and everything seth yeah. Yeah. Seth it is very a lot it really makes you reassess exactly how good your marriage was without a show absolutely. Seth yeah. Yes it can really get you through a couple hours together. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] plus, we dress up and everything all in all, were probably in it for three, four hours on a sunday night seth sure, sure. Yeah, we definitely are mourning the loss of it. But we did have you watched fleabag . Seth the best. Oh, my gosh, you guys seth the best. [ cheers and applause whoever has not seth its so good. Im like yeah, youre watching the show. Shes absolutely brilliant seth yep and then you find out, oh, she created the show thats crazy impressive. Seth yep and then you find out, oh, she also created killing eve. Seth yeah. And at that point, you hate her guts seth yes [ light laughter ] youre like, love her love her love her how dare you . I am insignificant. I suck im not creative seth also theres a thats where my head goes seth the nice thing about telling people about fleabag i found, is when you tell people about a show that is two seasons, but theyre each six episodes, and 30 minutes its not like right seth you know what you need to watch 24 seth game of thrones. 24. [ light laughter ] either way. Seth 24, nine seasons, 24 episodes each hourlong each. Youre looking at 650 hours of quality programming. [ light laughter ] you call me in 2023 and tell me what you thought of that show. Youre not going to regret it. Seth you did a live podcast in austin. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Seth you went down there with the family . Did the whole family go . Yes i love austin. I think its my second favorite city in the country. Have you been down there seth its great. [ cheers and applause yeah, oh, i love it its liberal hillbillies so its seth yeah. A bullseye for me seth its right up your alley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys in trucks, but they also want to get the emissions down on those trucks. You know [ laughter ] but we air bnbd a house on lake austin. And priority number one for me was a pontoon boat, so we could go explore the lake. Well, they dont rent pontoon boats there for any extended period of time so i thought, well, a lot of people follow me on twitter. Ill just tweet, hey, does anyone got a pontoon boat they want to rent me . Ill pay top dollar. Lets party. I get a response this guy goes, hey, man, i love taking care of people when they come to austin ill get you sorted. And im like, oh, wow. We exchange emails. Seth great this is so exciting we get down there. I Start Talking to the guy yes, ill be over around noon i pick up the boat at 8 00. Im like, you pick up the boat at 8 00 . From where . Anyways, he comes over i notice very quickly, this is a brandnew pontoon boat it is three hours old. Seth okay. I start panicking like, oh, no what has this nice human being done have they gone and bought me a pontoon boat i just immediately was like the ethics were real rough seth yeah. I realize i should have never put that out there to twitter. Anyways, he gets there and he says, yeah, you know, i was looking at my other boat today. Doesnt run that well. Took it in to see what theyd give me for it they traded me straight up for the pontoon. Now i got a brand new pontoon boat this is great. Meanwhile, all the women there are so distracted by what a ten this guy is. Seth oh, hes hes gorgeous [ laughter ] he also brought a paddleboard to get himself back to his house. And all the women that were in our group stood on the dock and watched him paddle for 25 minutes [ light laughter ] just staring i google the guy was so relieved. His name is huston street. And hes a professional baseball player seth gotcha. Hes loaded everything is good [ laughter ] seth okay, good. Yeah. I was real nervous someone like second mortgaged to make princess anna happy on her vacation but were all good everythings good. Hes still enjoying the boat today. Seth okay, good. I watched his instagram photos seth all right thank god. Thank you, huston seth yes, bullet dodged. And congrats on the show and the podcast. And thanks so much for being here thank you seth its always so great to see you. Dax shepard, everybody [ cheers and applause spin the wheel airs on thursdays a 9 00 p. M. Fox. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause well it finally happened, zachary. Somebody burned down my she shed. Nobody burned down your she shed, cheryl. Well my she sheds on fire. Your she shed was struck by lightning. Zachary, is my she shed covered by state farm . Your she sheds covered, cheryl. You hear that victor . Im getting a new she shier she shed. She shier . Mhhm. Thats wonderful news. Home insurance trusted by more people than any other. State farm. Oooooooooo. 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Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause back with us tonight, hes a 14yearold up and coming drummer from new jersey who starred in the tonynominated school of rock on broadway his videos have garnered millions of views, so be sure to check him out on instagram Raghav Mehrotra is here, everybody. How are you . [ cheers and applause thank you, everybody. Seth and i am so thrilled to have someone here who makes karen look old [ light laughter ] do you know what dragon tales is did you know what that one was yes, i did watch dragon tales. Seth son of a bitch. [ laughter ] our next guest hosts deadline white house weekdays at 4 00 p. M. On msnbc please welcome back to the show our friend, nicolle wallace, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth hello, how are you . Im great, how are you . Seth good. Its wonderful to have you back. We often talk about the same things on our shows in slightly different ways youre funny, im not seth youre earlier in the day. Youve got to get at it first which i appreciate, because often we can watch and have a good sense of whats going on. You made a choice in talking about Donald Trumps tweets that he fired off on sunday not to talk about the story and talk about how he attacked those four congresswomen in a racist way, but not to read the tweets can you tell us how you came to that decision . Well, we as a show have made a lot of choices about not repeating the most hateful things that come out of the white house. And having worked there, i think im particularly triggered by the use of the white house property, the white house lawn, the press secretarys podium, for spewing hate speech, for spewing lies so we stopped airing Sarah Sanders briefings we dont take donald trump live. We feel like were fire hosing our viewers by doing that. We listen to it and turn it around as news and with these tweets, there was a way to cover the story, talk about what he did. Describe it without repeating them and he told the world last week that his strategy is to detonate stink bombs on twitter and watch all of us run around, you know, like maniacs so we thought, lets not play into it, and i you know, listen everyone has to make their own choices. We all watch trump we all watch the same thing seth right and have very different reactions. For me sometimes, its a matter of selfpreservation, not to repeat the most hideous things he does. Seth there obviously is some hesitation in the press and a ton of hesitation in the Republican Party to call those tweets racist. Where do you think that hesitation comes from and do you think ultimately, do you think theres a situation with the republicans are so all in now that to call this racist would, of course, question why they havent said it about anything yet, and put them in a bad position for whatever next racist thing he does theres no explanation. You know, i have a child i mean, you cannot look your children, your family members, anyone that doesnt do what we do in the eye and say this is anything other than racism and when we stop calling black black, white white, up up, down down, hes won seth yeah. So you have got to call it as you see it and, look, we might get it wrong sometimes but whatever that gut reaction to him is and in this instance, it is textbook racism, and its racism on purpose. Its racism out loud, and i think theres a lot of concern in washington, growing concern, that someones going to get hurt seth you i wonder if you have this issue where because certainly some republicans have been going on television and making the case for why it wasnt racist and sort of contorting themselves to explain it do you have trouble now booking republicans to come on your show so we made a round of calls yesterday, to see if any seth just straight to voicemail . Yeah. [ laughter ] we dont even get that far but does anybody want to come on and and and attack or defend and we didnt hear back from anybody. I obviously still talk to a lot of republicans i worked in the last Republican Administration before this one and its searing their silence is almost as damaging to this country as trumps conduct. Seth and what about do you still have sources within the white house . Or has you know, because obviously, i dont need to tell you, theres been a fair share of turnover. [ laughter ] are there people there now that you still even know . So i still cover the executive branch and there are still people that return my calls in the executive branch ill tell you, the calls fall in one of three categories. If i wasnt here, it would have been worse. Seth yeah. You know, the racist tweet would have been more racist. Seth right im a hero for you have no you have no idea how much worse it would be. Seth yeah. Thats one category of calls. The other category and i get fewer of these because there are not very many people left. It used to be, well, you have no idea what a jerk x, y, z was. Theyd attack each other seth yep but now there are only, like, six people left and two of them are related to him so i dont get as many of those calls. [ light laughter ] and then this third is really hes out of control, theres nothing we can do about him, but were there to protect the country. So there are still people that call to convey really the first and third messages seth are you hearing anything about where his head is at, insofar as, like, what he thinks his reelection chances are . If thats something that concerns him if he has bigger concerns outside of reelection what are you hearing so i talked to someone who spent some time with him recently, and hes worried about joe biden. He thinks joe biden could chip away at his coalition. He thinks that president obama built the cages in which he now houses children. Seth uhhuh. And he does not view his reelection as a foregone conclusion and i think that cuts both ways. You know, its a glimpse into a nanosecond of sanity his reelection is not a foregone conclusion. Every one of the toptier democrats beat him in head to heads. But i think hes scarier with his back up against the wall so i think were in for a lot more of what weve seen this week seth yeah, it doesnt seem like hes going to calm down and focus. Hes not going to pivot [ light laughter ] you know, like e seth i would say its nice, weve kind of given up on pivot totally seth yeah. I mean, i havent talked about it in, you know seth yeah. Two years. Seth people have a lot of trouble saying racism, but, man, they had no trouble saying pivot for the first year of this presidency look, im glad youre paying attention to that, because there is no you leave washington, and thats racism. I mean, it speaks to the bubble that our politicians exist in, because whether you love him or hate him, hes a racist. Seth you had to cover the democratic debates in real time and obviously 20 people up there. Be honest, were there some who you maybe didnt quite know who they were . See, i feel like you got a leak [ light laughter ] yes [ laughter ] i was the one host that night with pictures. Seth yeah. And and yes, i had pictures [ laughter ] i dont have i mean, there were just so many seth yeah. I noticed, because when i was watching you, you stopped using names. And you were like, i thought eyebrows i was great. [ laughter ] i was like, wait a second. Okay, so as long as ive been outed, so the two i couldnt keep straight with delaney and inslee seth yeah. But i mean, inslee had a moment right . Seth yeah. So when they went around and i thought chuck and rachel and savannah i thought everyone was amazing at nbc, but that lightning round was so powerful when chuck and rachel asked them to say, one word, our biggest threat. And then inslee, who i will confess to having to had study. Seth yeah. On my picture cards that Brian Williams kept nudging in front of me. I thought he had a real moment so ill never forget him again seth thats great. But bad news for delaney if john delaney were here, id be like, and your name is what do you do . Seth well, hopefully it wont come that. Im a fan of having a lot i dont think its hurting them yet. Seth yeah, i dont mind it one more time, but then i want there to be fewer. Youre ready for one. Seth yeah. You know, because we go live i dont want to do it twice a week again [ light laughter ] thanks so much for being back. Thank you so much seth its so great to see you as always. Thank you seth nicolle wallace, everybody. [ cheers and applause deadline white house airs weekdays at 4 00 p. M. On msnbc well be right back with music from weyes blood [ cheers and applause [alarm beeping] {tires screeching} {truck honking} avo life doesnt give you many second chances. But a subaru can. dad you guys ok . You alright . 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[ cheers and applause wake up bab its getting late no fell so hard like i always do im so scared of being alone its true its true i see you everyda but thats not enoug i got this seeker runnin along a lonely line always trying t make my keeper min it gets me every time then agai i might be falling dow sailing of on the ships to nowhere got a lot of things to clear awa got a lot of years of bad love to make okay it gets me everyday then again it might just be me then agai loves not easy i need a love everyda i need true love is making a comeback for only half becaus the rest just feel bad doomed to wander in the worlds first rode you never let it sho the other night i was at a party and someone sincerely looked at me he said is this the en of all monogamy and i said not toda then again you might be right then agai sleep the night i need a love everyda i need lay down my guy for a short time heart cannot see heart cannot see my love is blin lay down my guy lay down my guy [ cheers and applause seth weyes blood, everyone [ cheers and applause check her out on tour this fall, including dates with kacey musgraves. For dates go to weyesblood. Com well be right back. [ cheers and applause its no ordinary day for our family at dennys. Its crepe day. A Family Tradition we started about 22 minutes ago and now we can continue that tradition at home with dennys delivery. See you at dennys or dennys. Com [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to dax shepard, nicolle wallace, weyes blood, everybody Raghav Mehrotra, and of course, the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause

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