[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Its too much already. Thanks. Please, sit, relax, relax. Welcome to [ cheers and applause ] thats very nice. Thank you. All right, sit, sit. Its embarrassing. Hey, welcome to the Howard Gillman opera house at the beautiful Brooklyn Academy of music. Isnt it fantastic [ cheers ] thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. Thank you for coming out to see us. This is our third time in brooklyn. Last time we were here, you people asked, would we ever come back. And i said at that time, only if you promise to open 2,000 new Cold Press Juice shops. And you did. And so here we are. You kept your word and i kept mine. Its especially great to be able to do our show here one last time before they turn it into a whole foods store. So thank you again. [ laughter ] i was born here in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] i went to ps 236 on avenue u and i did my first major drug deal outside the alexander
And now hit em with the hein, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thank you for coming. Thanks for clapping and standing and all that stuff. Thats very nice. I appreciate it. Welcome, welcome. Sit, sit, relax. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching at home. In case youre wondering what the hell is happening right now, we are broadcasting all this week from the Howard Gillman opera house from the Brooklyn Academy of music. [ cheers and applause ] im very glad to say that, it would be extremely embarrassing if we hadnt. Its our third night here, its our third time in brooklyn. Weve been here twice before. I love brooklyn but i want to be honest the real reason were here is to get as far out of north koreas missile range as possible. [ laughter ] we dont feel safe in l. A. Anymore. This is a big night for baseball around these parts. [ cheers and applause ] and in l. A. Too, and chicago. But tonight in the bronx, the yankees right now are playing
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Hello, brooklyn. Thank you for coming. Thanks for clapping and standing and all that stuff. Thats very nice. I appreciate it. Welcome, welcome. Sit, sit, relax. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching at home. In case youre wondering what the hell is happening right now, we are broadcasting all this week from the Howard Gillman opera house from the Brooklyn Academy of music. [ cheers and applause ] im very glad to say that, it would be extremely embarrassing if we hadnt. Its our third night here, its our third time in brooklyn. Weve been here twice before. I love brooklyn but i want to be honest the real reason were this is a big night for baseball around these parts. [ cheers and applause ] and in l. A. Too, and chicago. But tonight in the bronx, the yankees right now are playing the astros in game five of the American League championship series. Apparently the astros are now in the American League, which still doesnt feel right to me. But the
One brain leaves first question what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth . President trump . Frankly, people still dont know all of the facts. No, we do know the facts. Weve known since the 1700s. Secretary tillerson, your answer . Im not going to deal with petty stuff like that. I wouldnt call it petty. Its the cornerstone of all physics. Back to you, president trump. When i make a statement, i like to be correct. I dont blame you, but you havent yet made one. Gentlemen, lets go over the rules. In order for us to assess your intelligence, you need to at least attempt to answer the question secretary tillerson, your answer . I have answered that question repeatedly. No, no, you havent. Please, take a guess. I do not, and i will not operate that way. Both are morons but more importantly, were all screwed both are morons were all screwed announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russias secret pokemon play. Plus, stephen welcomes conan obrien. A
One brain leaves first question what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth . President trump . Frankly, people still dont know all of the facts. No, we do know the facts. Weve known since the 1700s. Secretary tillerson, your answer . Im not going to deal with petty stuff like that. I wouldnt call it petty. Its the cornerstone of all physics. Back to you, president trump. When i make a statement, i like to be correct. I dont blame you, but you havent yet made one. Gentlemen, lets go over the rules. In order for us to assess your intelligence, you need to at least attempt to answer the question secretary tillerson, your answer . I have answered that question repeatedly. No, no, you havent. Please, take a guess. I do not, and i will not operate that way. Both are morons but more importantly, were all screwed both are morons were all screwed announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russias secret pokemon play. Plus, stephen welcomes conan obrien. A