Here you can see the Bear Entering the kitchen, opening up the freezer, grabbing lasagna, and then ultimately leaving the house through the kitchen window. The tagged bear is then seen on an outside camera holding the lasagna, and walking away on the deck. Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight Christina Aguilera. Al michaels. And music from lil yachty. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheering and applause ] jimmy hello, everybody. Welcome. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Hey, i got a question for you. How many of you in our studio audience got outside on saturday to look at the eclipse . Did you know there was an aclips on saturday morning . Did you wear the glasses . No, no protection. I figured that. On saturday morning we had a solar eclipse. It was visible from the western united states. This was the view from l. A. Did you see it, guillermo . Guillermo i did not see it, jimmy. Jimmy did you know what happened . Guillermo yeah, but i fell asleep. Jimmy you were asleep. This is what it looked like from nevada. Its one fishing kid away from being the dreamworks logo. The eclipse created a ring of fire in the sky over north, central and south america, which sadly no one saw because we were all at the movies watching taylor swift the taylor swift concert movie made 93 million at the box office this weekend. Its the biggest concert movie of all time by far. We took our kids to see it yesterday. It was crazy. This video is not from the show we were at, but it tells you all you need to know. It was like an outpouring of emotion. The energy was somewhere between like the wiggles and a drugfueled rage. Lots of teenaged girls laying on the ground, taking videos of themselves, singing and crying. My kids were going nuts. They were all hopped up on skittles. My 6yearold was just randomly tackling people like he was in a mosh pit. And i know hes now going to want to do that at every movie. This taylor swift, i dont know that ive ever seen anything like this. Thank god shes peaceful because she could easily kill us all. If she wanted to. You know, we still dont have a speaker of the house. The house is expected to vote on a speaker tomorrow. But the guy they nominated is far from being a lock. The most recent nominee is jim jordan of ohio. Which is quite a choice. Jim jordan has been in congress for 16 years, he hasnt sponsored a single bill that passed. For real. Zero bills passed in 16 years. Even George Santos is like you suck. Jim jordan has a lot of strikes against him. He voted to overturn the results of the president ial election, so democrats dont like him. Hes been a hardcore Donald Trumper so a lot of moderate republicans dont like him. But these republicans are in a tough spot. Either they cave to the extremists in their party, who want to impeach joe biden and hand ukraine to putin. Or they work with the democrats who want to fight Climate Change and give sick People Health care. So its a nowin situation. Really. So now its a dilemma. They cant run the government without the speaker. So i guess now what theyre going to do is let the people decide. The house is in chaos. The house has been without a speaker for almost two weeks. Republicans are now scrambling to find a new leader. Its time to let america decide. 12 costumed candidates pleading their case. Matt gaetz why is it with the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions . Marjorie taylor greene. Pete buttigieg can take his electric vehicles and he and his husband can stay out of our girls bathroom. Jim jordan they canceled the host of the bachelor, you see last week they tried to cancel kermit the frog and mr. Potato head. George santos. I was not a drag queen in brazil. I was young and had fun at a festival. Sue me for having a life. And a mystery guest straight from a d. C. Court. Look at joe biden. Thinks he looks good in a bathing suit, right . I have a much better body than him. This house is on fire for one election no one can deny. Who will it be . Rudy giuliani dont miss the [ bleep ] show. The masked speaker followed by an all new how i met mother. Jimmy wednesday nights at 8 00 p. M. On fox. [ applause ] the other drama in the house is the one starring a reallife cartoon character from long island, representative George Santos, who has you probably know is facing 23 felony charges. For whatever reason was seen roaming the halls of congress this weekend with a baby. Remember that scene in titanic when billy zane starts grabbing random kids so he can get on a lifeboat . I mean, call me old fashioned, but anything more than 20 felony charges and you dont get to hold my baby. A reporter asked santos if it was his baby and he said, not yet make that 24 felony charges. And then while he had the baby in his hand, he got into it with a guy who confronted him about the terrorist attack on israel and just lost his mind. The fact that we have terrorist sympathizers in this building is unacceptable they should not be allowed in here. What is happening in this room is abhorrent, thats what it is. And the next time you try to accost me with a child in my hand, i want him out of here what happened . He is an animal he is a [ bleep ] terrorist sympathizer. Jimmy when he gets all fired up like that, it gives you a better understanding of how he was able to become a state volley ball champion at such a young age. One of the reasons santos is so upset is because in the last quarter, his campaign raised minus 16,000. For real. They had to issue refunds totalling 17,000, and they only brought in 674. Which is basically how radio shack wrapped it up. So carrying around a baby was a good diversion, but, also, if our former president is to be believed, a very dangerous thing to do. Around republicans. But remember, republicans eat their young. They really do. They eat their young. Terrible statement, but its true. Jimmy its true. The only reason he didnt eat eric is because he was a democrat back then. A federal judge today issued a partial gag order on trump in the case related to january 6th. The order prevents trump from publicly targeting prosecutors, the judges staff, or possible witnesses. Which, arent we all possible witnesses . I dont know about you, but i saw the whole thing happen. Trumps lawyers said he had no intention of intimidating any witnesses or court staff including the judge, tanya chutkin, the one who lives at 2747 maple view lane, White Nissan Sentra parked outside. But even with this gag order, trump is still allowed to disparage the justice department, President Biden and other perceived enemies, as long as what he says doesnt directly reference his case. Which that should be no problem. This is a man who chooses his words very carefully. And of course theyre already fundraising off this gag order team trump sent an email to supporters saying today really isnt about gagging me. Its an attempt to gag the american people. No, its you. Were still able to say what we want. Ahead of the hearing last night, trump took to truth social to post this vomitfilled word cloud. Tomorrow is a big day for democracy. A leaking, crooked and deranged prosecutor, jack smith, who has a terrible record of failure, is asking a highly partisan obamaappointed judge, tanya chutkan, who should recuse herself based on the horrible things she has said, to silence me, through the use of a powerful gag order, making it impossible for me to criticize those who are doing the silencing, namely crooked joe biden, and his corrupt and weaponized doj and fbi. They want to take away my First Amendment rights, and my ability to both campaign and defend myself. In other words, they want to cheat and interfere in the 2024 president ial election. There you go. Hes already challenging the outcome of this one. The election that hasnt even happened yet. Nothing like this has ever happened in our country before. It is strictly Banana Republic kind of stuff. These political hacks and thugs are destroying our country. Lets see what happens on monday in judge chutkans courtroom. Will america survive, or not . Ill be campaigning in the great state of iowa, where i am leading by 50 points so now, unfortunately for trump, with the gag order in place, his posts now looks like this. Tomorrow is a big day for me, they want to take away my banana. And you cant do that. [ applause ] just to clarify, Stormy Daniels said it was more like a baby carrot than a banana. Trump weighed in on the gag order while on the campaign trail in iowa. But what they dont understand is that i am willing to go to jail if thats what it takes for our country to win and become a democracy again. Jimmy oh yeah, we understand that. That actually is the plan. You go to jail and the country becomes a democracy again. Im glad were finally on the same page [ cheering and applause ] in baseball, the playoffs are underway. The Texas Rangers are playing the Houston Astros in the alcs. The phillies hosted the diamondbacks tonight for game one of the nlcs. The phillies clinched their division thursday night, thanks in part to a stellar performance at the plate by right fielder Nick Castellanos nick, nobody in Major League History has hit two home runs on backtoback postseason games, but you just did, and you guys are headed to the nlcs. Where is the question in that . There is no question. Thank you for coming. Jimmy thats what you call a thank you and an f you all wrapped up into one. But nick wasnt finished. He made an equally sunny appearance a few minutes later on mlb tonight. I dont know why you and philadelphia works. Its the best fit. Would you agree with me . Youre asking me . Yeah, you and philly is the best fit. Nick castellanos always needed to play for the philadelphia phillies. Am i on to something . I mean, yeah, i [ bleep ] philly. [ laughter ] jimmy that means he likes it. He enjoys being part of the community. So the phillies are back in the National League playoffs. You know what else is back, covid is back. So many people arent bothering to get the new booster shot even though lots of people are testing positive. It seems like we have a wave of covid now to partner up with the flu every fall, which is a dangerous combination. So we put our man on the street out onto hollywood boulevard to spread the bad word, in a special medical edition of breaking the news. Breaking the news covid edition. Sing a song of sickness . Why many are saying the leading spreader of covid is karaoke microphones. What is your karaoke jam . I will always love you. And why do you think microphones are such a dangerous spreader of covid . Um, because all the bacteria goes on the microphone. Tonight let me take a picture for you guys. Why letting someone touch your phone is a recipe for covid. French people. How to keep your family safe on vacation from covid. Say hello to our newest friend, coco the covid kangaroo. Now the little cartoon is going to come jumping in. Look at the cartoon kangaroo. He jumps around, jumps around, jumps out in the street. He gets hit by a tour bus. He is back on the sidewalk. Oh, he is all messed up and bloody. Hold that for me. Ill pick up my shotgun, put coco out of his misery. All that and sports, after the break byebye, coco. Bye, coco. Tragic. Sure they save lives, but what do all the used syringes from the boosters do to the environment . My special report tonight. Hardhitting news. Were here with bell le strange talking about covid how. Do you say protected . I get vaccinated and i get boosted. Thank you. And im also less granny. Im a porn star. Thats my proper title. Good lord. I think i just got something. It takes all kinds. Say hello to brisby, the newest breed of dog trained to sniff out covid and kill on sight. Thats ruff covid cases continue to spike in the southland, and we scoop up some sweet treats at hollywoods hottest new ice cream parlor. I cant taste this at all. I dont know why i cant taste anything. Want that . How you . Tonight, why eating other peoples ice cream is the quickest way to covid. And this can i get a picture . Sure, yes, take a picture. Lets lets do this quick, because i am sweating like crazy. Okay. Lets get really close for this picture. Im dying. Thank you so much. Two kisses or three kisses . How do you say in your language, i have covid . I have covid . No, i have covid. I have covid. No, i have covid. And also, also this. So what have we learned . That covid is definitely here to stay, and that this reporter should have called in sick. Get a mask, dude thank you, jim. [ applause ] jimmy thank you. We have a good show for you tonight. Al michaels is here. Weve got music from lil yachty. And well be right back with Christina Aguilera. [ cheering ] abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by target. We made it bmo has arrived. Hello . You said it. Hello to more ways to save money, grow your wealth, grow your business. Just what we needed, another big bank. Not so fast. How many banks do you know that reward you for saving every month . Hes got a good point. Did i mention bmo has more feefree atms than the two largest us banks combined . Uh, bmo . Just beemo, actually. Quick question, will all this stuff fit in your car . should i get rid of the mug . Bmo jimmy hiya. For hour show tonight, a legend of Sports Broadcasting, the great one and only al michaels is with us. [ cheering ] then later, a rapper, singer, songwriter, actor, he does it all. His latest album is called lets start here, music from lil yachty. [ cheering ] this week, weve got new shows all week with martin scorsese, simu liu, mike epps, jim jefferies, ms. Pat and snoop dogg. With music from mike towers, Chelsea Cutler and october london. And i also want to mention that today, disney, the company we work for, turns 100 years old 100 years old today. Guillermo wow thats amazing jimmy you werent told about that . Guillermo no. Jimmy you werent invited to parade on main street or anything like that . Guillermo no. Jimmy nor was i. I just want to say, guillermo, that next to chewbacca, you are my favorite disney character. Oh, thank you, jimmy. And youre the best boss. Jimmy thank you for enriching our lives. Our first guest tonight is a multiplatinum star. Starting december 30th, she starts a series of shows at the venetian in las vegas. Tickets are on sale now. Please welcome Christina Aguilera. [ cheering and applause ] jimmy how you . Im good. How you . Jimmy very well. Its great to see you. You look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy i read today that you are a halloween fanatic. Huge. Jimmy and you are kind of dressed a little halloweeny. Its the season. Its october. Its my favorite time of the year. Jimmy it is . Its almost like new years for me. Its like we begin again. Fresh holiday season. Jimmy has it always been like that for you . Ever since you were a kid, you loved halloween . Yes, absolutely. It comes from my mom. My mom was so festive and super creative. The kids love it. I have amazing memories of it. So september, the last week of september, we dont play around. So literally, all the decorations start to go up outside. Jimmy in september . Last week of september so that everything is literally up by october 1. Its no joke. Its business. Fullon, we take it very seriously. Jimmy do the neighbors like this . Well, you know, there is a lot of were definitely not like the fancy house on the block that has all the beige pumpkins . Jimmy you have a Martha Stewart house . There is people getting murdered in the backyard. We have sound activation. There is color. There is a lot going on. Jimmy you have noisy things too. Yes, absolutely. And everything is a theme there is a whole like haunted pirate theme, there is a whole in the front part of your yard, there is a whole Wedding Party full of skeletons. Theyre partying. Like the guy in the front of the horse and buggy carriage had a bought of wine in his hand. Everyone is partying in the front lawn. And then you have the nightmare before christmas section with a black Christmas Tree and sally and jack. And then you have whole tim burton with aoogieboogie and ghost busters. Its a lot. Jimmy all these decorations, all this elaborate setup you have on halloween night, if you turn off all the lights and act like nobody is home. Do you allow trickortreaters into your home . We do something. So like i love inviting the kids into it. So we do like a Haunted House on some occasions when were in town. We travel a lot. Jimmy in your house . Sometimes they get to go through the house. But i create like this Haunted House where i have actors in it. So they get little stations of like trick or treating. So theyll hand out candy. And based off the age group, you get to pick your scare level. Level 1, level 2, level 3. Based on the age appropriateness, adult to child. But were big kids in our house. Jimmy you let the kids bic the level . Adults or children. Jimmy what is the kid is 3 and doesnt understand, 3, im 3. And you send him down to the basement to be held captive. To each man themselves. I dont know. Youre on your own there. Jimmy how scary is level 3 . It depends how late in the night it is and how many cocktails people have had. Who knows, you know . You like to scare people . After i had kids, i realize ill cry if i get scared. If im triggered to be afraid, ill literally cry. Its funny. Me and my fiance, we literally go out of our way to prank each other every year. Jimmy you brought a photo of this. You did this to your fiance. Now this is what, is this someone in costume . Yes, mike myers, like a classic halloween. Jimmy and this is in your closet . Like my closet is a mess there. But literally, can you grab something from my closet . Ill turn out all the lights. So it looks very bright and happy there. He literally turns the corner and there is mike myers just a minute. Jimmy does he shriek . Not like me. I think i set that one up bad that year, because i didnt scare him quite enough. So i have a very special one to surprise him the next time he well, i dont want to say it on air. Jimmy now he is going to be on guard. By the way, your closet is like a macys. Ive never seen anything like it. Yeah, thats crazy. Wow, youre not kidding around. You like halloween music i heard . Now thats where i have to just interject. I know people who love Christmas Music so much, they listen to it every day of the year. I two two people. Its classic. I get it. Jimmy but halloween music . You have movies, cinema. There is nothing more classic than like the beetlejuice soundtrack, nightmare before christmas. Were obsessed with it. So we Start Playing that first of all, like beetlejuice gets played almost year round for us. Jimmy some people get romantic feelings when they hear the soundtrack from beetlejuice. Its hot. Beetlejuice is a little sexy. Im not going lie. Yeah, the music we do. But me and were just like bigger kids sometimes than the children at halloween. So we pick our daughter up from school. Were jamming halloween music to the point where she is like can you not . Jimmy you brought a video of that, actually. Id love to share with the audience. [ laughter ] oh my god. Stop it [ applause ] jimmy stop it what can i say . Thats what it looks like to pick her up from school. She is over it. Ive had a long day. Not till were home. Jimmy anything parents do is not fun. Exactly. So, you know. Jimmy well, it sounds like you got a great two weeks ahead of you here. Oh, yeah. I wish it was lasting longer. We squeeze in every bit of this month while we can. Jimmy when will the decorations come down . Im asking on behalf of your neighbors. Well, unfortunately for the neighbors, you know, as soon as halloween comes down, christmas goes up. Jimmy oh, wow. So we have a fullon extra november, a whole extra month of christmas. Thanksgiving you blow right by that . Its a oneday dinner. But its christmas during thanksgiving. Jimmy all right. All right. Prepare the neighborhood. Christina aguilera is here. Shes got a show at the venetian at the voltaire theater on sale now. Well be right back. [ cheering and applause ] [ sighs ] cant sleep . Just a lot on my mind. I cant sleep either. It only gets tougher with age. Mom, what . Well, knowing progressive can protect your home, auto, and business should help you relax. Good, because i could use a good nights sleep me too. Dyknow how early the Chimney Sweep gets up every day . Wait, is this all a dream . Why would jamie be in my dream . I am americas biggest spokesperson debatable. I said biggest well, hes got you there. Is someone trying to steal your butterfinger this halloween . 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It is freshly built over the past year, and what interested me so much in this, besides the people, and theyre putting so much love and heart into this. But its such a Creative Experience for me, unlike anything i have ever done, because its such its a very special, exclusive only a thousand seats per night. And im not on until midnight. Jimmy wow, not until midnight . Mysterious. And im super interactive with the audience, which ive never been so up close and personal with them. Its going to be a really super fun night. Since were kicking it off new years eve weekend, which is a really celebratory big moment, and sometimes new years can be really depressing. So this i think is really exciting. And then ill continue to do the show throughout the year, and count down a new year every single night. It will be fun. Jimmy thats fun. Another holiday for you. Another holiday. Like holiday obsessed. Life needs to be celebrated. I have to say. Jimmy and also, people dont youre right about sometimes new years being depressing, because sometimes there is so much pressure on what youre going to do and you dont figure out what youre going to do. And you stay home watching a ball drop. Get out there and live your life. Its a new year. Were not going to mope about the past. Were going celebrate the future. Jimmy thats right. Were going celebrate the future. [ applause ] you have to. Jimmy do you go see other big shows to prepare for Something Like this . Not for this in particular. But you know, ive been and i love going to see shows. One of my fondest memories is going to see i did David Lachapelle said designed and did all the design behind elton johns show. And i met Pamela Anderson there for the first time. I love how she keeps redefining beauty standards throughout her whole career. Jimmy wait, when was this . Wait was a while ago. It was such a fun memory. Im not a big gambler, but when i go, i pretty lucky. Jimmy what do you play . What casino games . Im not a gambler. But one of the first times i went to vegas, i sat down at one of those random slot machines where you get cherries and 7s and things like that, and i won 2,000 on my first cry you did . Did you have a bucket full of coins . Was it credits then or have a bucket full of coins . It wasnt even that. Lets just try this. Im telling you. One or two two pulls. Jimmy no, listen, i believe you. I believe that youre lucky. I yanked it and won. Jimmy so the first time you went to vegas was when . How old were you . I dont know. I think i went there it had to have been some award. Ive been working since i was a little kid. Award shows. And another lucky thing i just won my second latin grammy. [ cheering ] so, yeah. All positive things for me in vegas. Jimmy in las vegas you won that latin grammy . Thats where they have the latin grammys. Jimmy you know, Britney Spears has a memoir coming out. Do you think youll be in it . Has she called you and said hey, dude, there is a chapter in it. Are you hoping . Im hoping everything is all good with her and everything is beautiful. Yeah, i think the future should be celebrated. Jimmy sure. If you had to choose being in it and not being in it . You know [ laughter ] for real . Yeah, for real. Because i would like to be in it. Although i feel like im not going to. Lets put it this way. I rather it be you than me. Hopefully youll be in it youll make the book. [ applause ] jimmy the beautiful new voltaire at the venetian resort is the site of Christina Aguileras las vegas shows. Tickets are on sale now. Go see Christina Aguilera on new years eve. Well be right back with al michaels. [ cheering ] i have moderate to severe crohns disease. Now, theres skyrizi. Things are looking up ive got symptom relief control of my crohns means everything to me. Control is everything to me. 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Now widely covered by medicare for patients managing diabetes with insulin. Visit freestylelibre. Us medicare to learn more. Jimmy i like it. Were back with music from lil yachty is on the way. Our next guests career in Sports Broadcasting is unmatched. Hes done the world series, the nba finals, the olympics, and many super bowls. He is now the night football on prime video. Please welcome al michaels. [ applause ] jimmy well, thank you for coming. Man. Jimmy i know you rode over with lil yachty. I appreciate you guys carpooling together. You remember, i was here for the second show. Jimmy thats right. 30 years ago i sat in this chair. You had 50 cent. Jimmy your pal. Well, you asked me did i like 50 cent. I said great group. [ laughter ] jimmy he was knew u. N. At the time. He came out. We rapped. Snoop dogg. I thought both of our careers were going to end that night. Jimmy came real close for me, yeah. Oh, boy. 50 and i, we went out and toured for a while. 49 cent. We played the holiday inn in oxnard, and that was the end of that. Jimmy how you doing . Fantastic, man. Jimmy youre still at it, still sounding great. Youve done so many things. Have you ever i know that people have been asking you about this. But have you ever in your remarkable career seen anything like this taylor swift phenomenon where a person comes to see a Football Game and the ratings go up . We love it, man. Jimmy i bet you do. I mean, its crazy. Listen, we had to be judicious. We had the game last thursday night in kansas city. We knew shed be there. So how much do you show her . I mean, shes been on twice, and football fans are going enough. But we were praying she would come into the booth and sing for us. Jimmy yeah, right. And do the whole thing. I almost think if i had to acknowledge it. But what do you do . You cant fool around, otherwise people say that sounds hokie and the whole thing. Jimmy yeah. Its tough. We had a shot of her. And i didnt know how to describe her actually. Jimmy yeah, we have that clip. U. Oh my. And of course, looking on is is, well, at the moment his good buddy and taylor swift, makes the catch here. Gains a three. Jimmy so is she his good buddy or his girlfriend now . It cant be both. You know youre, doing a game like that, i know that the internet is going to blow up. Jimmy uhhuh. Page 6 is waiting for whatever i say. You know what i really wanted to say . Jimmy what . Fiancee. Jimmy oh wait until later in the season. No, i didnt. Because i figured travis would beat me up at the end of the game. Jimmy or maybe hed be thrilled. I dont know. He could have been. Or she would have beaten me up. Jimmy he seems to have visualized this oprahstyle, and it suddenly came true. Its crazy. Jimmy ita really is. Its hard because people tune in to watch a Football Game. Im not doing access hollywood. Jimmy but on the other hand, it is a Football Game. Its not its not that important. Sorry, guys, it really is. Well, i was in a transition into billy bush and do it the way access hollywood. But at a certain point, where do you go from here . Jimmy do you ever talk to the celebrity . Im sure sometimes they come to the booth. But when there is a big celebrity at a game, do you go say hi to them beforehand, or vice versa . Rarely. Because i dont get to normally see them. We used to in the old days on monday night football, wed bring people into the booth. Jimmy yeah, right. We had Dave Letterman in the booth once. Jimmy i was in the booth once, and they banned me from broadcasting. From monday night football. Jimmy had one of the great lines of all time. This is year after i leave, thank god. And first of all, jimmy says to show joe theismann, hows the leg . He had the worst injury of the year on monday night football thinking was 17 years ago. And then michael vick had gone to jail because he was in a dogfighting ring. He is in jail. He is not playing for atlanta. They have a new quarterback, Joey Harrington. Jimmy says Joey Harrington might not be a very good quarterback, but he is very nice to his pets. Jimmy thats right. Forgot about that. [ applause ] we had fun. And ban celebrities in the booth forever. Jimmy now that youre on amazon, youre doing prime video. And now gambling is everywhere. Every game you hear gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling. I love when you slip in those little gambling references. Because it was so silly that they pretend people werent betting on these games. The league would look at you, youre not supposed to do this, but in reality, were happy he is doing this. Look where they are right now. Jimmy youre the only one allowed to do it. I was the only one who did it. Jimmy right. And i had to worry whether the pink slip was in the envelope the next day. Jimmy is it less fun now that its okay . Is it like smoking weed now . Eh. Well, it is. But people expect me to do. Ive gotten to the point, the other night i said well, the game cant end at 10 1 2. I figure im taking it to next level. Jimmy how is o. J. . Are you keeping in touch with him . [ laughter ] not a lot no, no. Thats not the thing ive done. Remember, i did the bronco chase. I did the play by play on that. Jimmy you sure did that was incredible. Oh, baby. Jimmy i was thinking about the other day, and i was thinking about the earthquake in san francisco, and how you were on air. And it became like, and in a way, not only did you elevate, not only did we aoh, al michaels can handle anything as a broadcaster, but i think you elevated the whole, all of sports broadcastin and said we can do this just as well as you can do this. It goes back to [ applause ] jimmy you know . Well, most couldnt. It guess back the what i learned in the tenth grade in journalism. Who, what, when, where, why, and how. So youre transitioning from sports to news, but its the same thing. Its the facts. Try the get all the facts right. Jimmy when you were starting out as a young broadcaster in hawaii i think. Right. Jimmy you would have to recreate these games. Road games. Jimmy the games, because i mean, thats dhash that must difficult to do. We couldnt travel. It was too much money. We would sit in the studio. Get the report, lets say they were playing in portland, the hawaiian islanders. And we would make the game with the crowd noise behind us. You know who started that way . Jimmy who . Ronald reagan. Ronald reagan was a sportscaster in des moines, i believe. He had done those games. I followed in some pretty good footsteps. But if the game was really lousy and wed get the report, id make that game go by. A baseball game, i can make it go by in about an hour and 10 minutes. Jimmy tell me a Howard Cosell story. I love hearing about you on the road with howard and what a quirky for those who dont know who Howard Cosell is, you owe yourself. Go back and watch some youtube videos. Right. Jimmy one of the great characters in sports. For sure. So many stories. We were in kansas city one night, and howard, in those years, abc, no budget. So we would have a long white half block long limousine taking us everywhere. So howard and i go to the savoy grill in kansas city, a good steakhouse. Howard has about nine vodkas. An aquariums worth of vodka. We get back in, and the limo driver, we knew her. She had been driving for a number of years. Shes in her mid50s. Her name was peggy. And were driving back through not the best part of kansas city. And we stop at a stoplight, and there is two kids having a fight on the sidewalk surrounded by five other kids. And howard gets out of the car. Not only that, but howard would only bring one jacket on the road. Its the yellow canariry Yellow Jacket that abc would wear. And hes got the toupee and hes got the cigar. And meanwhile, im trying to grab him. There are no cell phones. Peggy is screaming, but he is out of the car, on to the sidewalk. And he goes, its quite apparent to this observer the young southpaw does not have a jab requisite for the continuation of this fray. Furthermore, his opponent is a man of inferior and diminishing skills. This confrontation is halted posthaste. Peggy is screaming. Ive got an 11yearold and a 7yearold at home. I cant call a cop. Im getting out of town if they jump him. Its the moment of truth. Somebody, a pen or a pinsle, signs a couple of autographs, pats him on the head, gets back into the car. It was so surreal. So peggy, you know, takes off at zero to 60, gets about two blocks away, stops at another red light, looks into the rear view mirror, mr. Cosell, excuse me, ive been driving for 30 years. I thought id seen everything. Ive never seen anything like that. And howard, you know, very selfsatisfied, leaning back, the whole thing, takes a drag on the stogie and says, pegaroo, just remember one thing. I know who i am. 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[ cheering and applause ] whoa sun comin up and i still feel numb in the dark my secrets hide i run few more drops upon your tongue a night to remember that cant be undone head spun meanwhile youre done had a little too much fun i can not stop touchin on you hey this just took my high to the moon it dont get no better moments like this reveal the truth alone with only you take a picture cause well need proof nobody will believe we saw the sun hey if this dont work out remember all weve done ooh ooh ahh ooh ahh ooh ahh ooh ahh it dont get no better take a picture cause well need proof yeah nobody will believe we saw the sun yeah if it dont work out remember all weve done ahh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey hey nobody will believe you nobody will believe you nobody will believe you saw the sun nobody will believe you nobody will believe you you saw the sun ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ahahah ah ahahah [ applause ] [ cheering ] jimmy thanks to Christina Aguilera, al michaels and lil yachty. Thank you, lil yachty. Also want to apologize to matt damon. Ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. Thank you for watching, goodnight. [ cheering and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, time running out. The idf staging tanks and troops for what it says is an imminent invasion of gaza. Will strike hamas from the