British election is coming for america. Penises are washington to the beach and Jordan Klepper is back at a trump rally to finger the pulse. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some exciting news from the world of black girl magic. History being made after new miss world crowned over the weekend. Miss world 2019 is cheering jamaica cheers and applause the top honor of the miss world contest saturday, her win means five black women own the world pageant titles. That is an historic first. Trevor wow cheers and applause that is so amazing. Five black women all wearing crowns. Six women if you count meghan markel, women im particularly excited because Miss Universe is from south africa, which is great, because im south african, so that technically means im in line for the thrown. Thats what i mean. If she quits, i get to be in charge of the universe, thats how the whole thing works. laughter i love how in pageants the contestant stands next to each other and you have t
Yeah thats right how dare you mock our faith, you little punk youll be hearing from our lawyers tomorrow weve just had an Incredible Development here, mitch tom cruise, John Travolta and r. Kelly have all come out of the closet so youre not the prophet, huh . You made me look stupid. Im gonna sue you too well, fine go ahead and sue me i will ill sue you in england you are so sued, kid well, go on then, sue me were going to okay, good, do it im not scared of you sue me captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com trevor from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out, everybody im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is on the hit tv show billions and now, got a brandnew standup comedy commercial on h. B. O. Dap dan going to be going us, everybody cheers and applause and tonights epis
[ light laughter ] President Trump met with the russian minister of Foreign Affairs on the same day hes being impeached. That is brazen naming it the missing wife. [ laughter ] wheel of fortune sidekick vanna white this week started a threeweek run as fillin host and let me tell you, it is chaos in the nursing home. [ light laughter ] what is she doing wheres pat . [ light laughter ] President Trumps campaign has released a line of lgbtq pride themed merchandise and then mike pence squinted so hard, his eyes healed over kfc announced last week that it will begin selling a fireplace log that smells like fried chicken. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] perfect if youve ever wondered what your dog would look like on fire [ laughter and applause according to a new report, liam was the most popular baby name for boys this year tied for last, lev and igor. [ light laughter ] a man in asia recently proposed to a silicone sex doll but if you ask me, hes just using her. [ light laughter ] a n
Tv show billions. Here i thought he was thinking he was too big for our fun little show. Back to you. Thank you, andy. Lets welcome our guests. She worked for overseas banks which is great because i have money i need laundered. She is the host of risk and reward on fox business network. His beard is thicker than the wool he pulls over your eyes. Comedian joe devito. And he is as lively as jimmy olson in the new batman superman movie. Next to me is andy levy. Lets start the show. We now know the real reason for president obamas nude alarm. Last week you will recall the president had an awkward moment when raul castro, the cuban leader tried to raise his hand in solidarity after the Historic Press conference. Take a look. Raise your hand if youre sure raise your hand if youre sure the president was clearly not sure. Now the White House Press secretary has explained why obama went limp in the wrist. I do think president castro had in mind the iconic photo of president obama and his arm ra
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