Jimmy im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us in our studio we have in hollywood, california. I appreciate it, but its too much, it really is. [ laughter ] it was a day off for the trump trial today. Which has been a lot of fun so far, i have to say. Don pornelones hush moneyhoney, Stormy Daniels, took the stand yesterday and caused quite a commotion. Stormy yesterday went into a bit more detail about their sexual encounter than the president and his legal team were hoping she would. Sadly, there are no cameras allowed in the courtroom, so weve had to rely on sketches and transcripts. At one point, while Stormy Daniels was recounting the story of spanking trump with a forbes magazine, judge merchan pulled one of his lawyers aside to issue a warning after trump appeared to mutter bull sword under his breath. The judge said he chose to speak to the lawyer privately so as not to embarrass trump, who is on trial for chubhumping a porn star [ laughter ] while
Its been sitting empty since a fire two years ago. Abc seven News Reporter j. R stone has the latest on their demands. A day after a compromise was reached to disband the encampment on the uc berkeley campus, propalestinian activists took over a uc berkeley abandoned building. The one directly behind me. This has been peaceful and that is important to note. There is graffiti though now covering parts of this alumni hall building. We have seen online video showing the same inside uc berkeley. Police say some in this group hopped fences and broke windows out to get inside, and there was initially a thought that this was a peoples park protest because its the 55th anniversary of the founding of that park, but that has merged more into gaza. Theyre first going to hear from a woman who is here supporting the people of gaza. Then youll hear from a man who is upset with organizers saying he doesnt know who they are or what the message is. I got here a little late. Why . Why was the building t
Hi, everyone. Thank you. Well, very nice. I appreciate that. Im jimmy, i am the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us. Welcome to hollywood. This is it. This is hollywood. Isnt it disappointing . [ laughter ] all the action is happening in new york right now. Where the Stormy Daniels roast of Donald Trumps penis continues for another day. [ laughter ] once again, trumps lawyers asked for a mistrial. Once again, the judge said no. Trump fell asleep again, multiple times. [ laughter ] look at this. Trump has now had his eyes closed for several minutes, with his chin jutting out. [ laughter ] he fell asleep while Stormy Daniels testified about sleeping with him. [ laughter ] team trump spent much of the day trying to paint daniels as a sleazy, moneygrubbing liar, which, if that is true, you can see why they hit it off. [ laughter ] and it was quite a day to be a stenographer. These are actual phrases that were used in court today. Human toilet. Orange turd. And m
Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, amy poehler, Bert Kreischer, and music from wilco. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheering and applause ] jimmy i appreciate that. Hello. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching. Id like to relay a special hello to those of you who are still drunk after monday night football. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our home base, in the heart of hollywood. One of the strangest places in all the world, but we do get some competition from time to time. This is from the sunday service at st. John the divine cathedral in new york where parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of st. Francis, the patron saint of animals. There were cats. There were dogs. A goose on site. There was a giant snake. They had a baby crocodile. Look at that guy. A sloth paid its first visit to church in a basket, as did a very reluctant little donkey, who is probably an atheist
Jimmy thank you, thank you. Hi, everyone. Thank you. Well, very nice. I appreciate that. Im jimmy, i am the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us. Welcome to hollywood. This is it. This is hollywood. Isnt it disappointing . [ laughter ] all the action is happening in new york right now. Where the Stormy Daniels roast of Donald Trumps penis continues for another day. [ laughter ] once again, trumps lawyers asked for a mistrial. Once again, the judge said no. Trump fell asleep again, multiple times. [ laughter ] look at this. Trump has now had his eyes closed for several minutes, with his chin jutting out. [ laughter ] he fell asleep while Stormy Daniels testified about sleeping with him. [ laughter ] team trump spent much of the day trying to paint daniels as a sleazy, moneygrubbing liar, which, if that is true, i can see why they hit it off. [ laughter ] and it was quite a day to be a stenographer. These are actual phrases that were used in court today. Human