Tomorrow, we head day weekend. Its time to get those bodies banana breadready tomorrow, we head into memorial day weekend. Travel will be down this year obviously. But not for us. This year for memorial day, were packing up the kids and taking them to the laundry room. Donald trump is on the road. Our hydroxy poppin president. On the way to michigan. Gave us an important update on his stint as human guinea piginchief. Ive taken it about two weeks, its another day, and im still here. Im still here. And i tested very positively in another sense. So, this morning, yeah, i tested positively for negative, right . So, no, i tested perfectly this morning. Meaning, meaning i tested negative. Jimmy even his negatives are positive isnt that something . Its clear whats going on, here, right . Trump blurted out that he was taking it just to trigger the new media, successfully, by the way, even though theres no way in hell hes taking this stuff. You think any white house doctor, even a trump doctor
And i tested very positively in another sense. So, this morning, yeah, i tested positively for negative, right . So, no, i tested perfectly this morning. Meaning, meaning i tested negative. Jimmy even his negatives are positive isnt that something . Its clear whats going on, here, right . Trump blurted out that he was taking it just to trigger the news media, successfully by the way, even though theres no wray in hell hes taking this stuff. You think any white house doctor, even a trump doctor, is gonna give the president a pill that could stop his heart just because he asked for it . Of course not. What if he asks for mushrooms, will he give him that . None of it adds up. Trump said hes going off hydroxychloroquine in two days when his regimen runs out. Which thats not how that drug is taken. Its not an antiobiotic. Theres no course its taken prophylactically, which means you have to keep taking it. Condoms are prophylactics. You dont use them for two weeks and then go, i think were g
Who knew hitler had his own neverland ranch. The moscow zoo, which is where saturn retired, who issued a statement, even theoretically, if the animal belonged to someone, animals are not involved in war and politics it is absurd to blame them for human sins. But how about that, hitler had an alligator. A weird haircut, exotic pets. This really was the joe exotic of the 40s. Here in california, we are entering phase three of the governors plan to reopen the say the. Eric garcetti announced all Retail Businesses are allowed to let customers in, provided they take the necessary precautions. Curbside botox injections could start up go start up again as soon as next week. In las vegas, several casinos are set to open. They will be offering nocontact, curbside delivery, which means you can drop off your money and drive away without ever having to go inside to lose. The governor of nevada, Steve Sisolak says theyve taken every precaution possible and that he doesnt think youre going to find a
Entering phase three of the governors plan to reopen the state. In los angeles, the mayor, Eric Garcetti announced all Retail Businesses are allowed to let customers in, provided they take the necessary precautions. If it goes as they hope it will, curbside botox injections could start up again as soon as next week. In las vegas, several big hotels on the strip are slated to be up and running. They will be offering nocontact, curbside delivery, which means you can drop off your money and drive away without ever having to go inside to lose. The governor of nevada, Steve Sisolak says theyve taken every precaution possible and that he doesnt think youre going to find a safer place to come than las vegas. Heres the thing. You know things are messed up when las vegas is bragging about how safe it is. Before this, the slogan was, even if you killed a hooker, no one will ever find out, right . The president and his space poodle were in florida today for the big nasa spacex launch. This would
One that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. And so on sunday morning he went to church. For the first time. He went to wait, thats not church. He went to golf . He went to play golf during the pandemic, because thats what jesus would do . I guess. I dont know trump thinks hes at the u. S. Open while the u. S. Is closed. And, you know, people say hes unfit to be president. They forget, hes barely even fit to play golf trump claimed in two separate tweets that he was golfing to get exercise, even though he rode in a cart. That he drove. The point liger woods seems to be missing is that it looks bad for the president to be golfing with a 100 thousand americans dead and a stay at home order in place. But try explaining optics to a guy who stared directly into an eclipse. Not to mention the brazen hypocrisy. In the, theres a clip for everything department, heres donald trump with his fox and friends, talking about obama