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One that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. And so on sunday morning he went to church. For the first time. He went to wait, thats not church. He went to golf . He went to play golf during the pandemic, because thats what jesus would do . I guess. I dont know trump thinks hes at the u. S. Open while the u. S. Is closed. And, you know, people say hes unfit to be president. They forget, hes barely even fit to play golf trump claimed in two separate tweets that he was golfing to get exercise, even though he rode in a cart. That he drove. The point liger woods seems to be missing is that it looks bad for the president to be golfing with a 100 thousand americans dead and a stay at home order in place. But try explaining optics to a guy who stared directly into an eclipse. Not to mention the brazen hypocrisy. In the, theres a clip for everything department, heres donald trump with his fox and friends, talking about obama golfing during the ebola scare in 2014. Right after he talked to the health and Human Services secretary, he went golfing, for the 200th round of golf of his presidency. Well, he certainly knows a good game, because golf is a great game. Nobody likes it more than me. But hes played a lot of golf. Theres no question about it, and when youre president , you sort of say, im going to give it up for a couple years and really focus on the job. Jimmy and heres the fox team again yesterday, replacing dear leaders divot for him. Joe bidens campaign has already pulled that video of the president playing golf and did a campaign ad saying how dare he play golf when so many people are suffering with the virus. And the president says hey, look, i havent played golf since march, and we can do this safely. People are going out, fishing, golfing, all the things we pretty much should have been doing all along, you can do that safely. Jimmy oh, so hes a hero leading the way do they know that its not safe to have your nose so far up the president s ass right now . Theres a virus going around. They have no shame and no youtube either, i guess. Trump spent what is supposed to be a weekend of gratitude and remembrance, golfing, tweeting nut job conspiracy theories and mocking joe biden for wearing a mask to a memorial day event. White House Press Secretary kylie macaroni asked why her boss would criticize biden for doing what the cdc tells us to do, wear a face mask in public, and she had a really great answer for that. Look, you know, the president s excited to see that joe emerged from the basement. It is a bit peculiar in the basement, next to his wife, hes not wearing one, but hes wearing one outside when hes socially distanced. Jimmy no you dont. Youre a willfully ignorant woman. And this mask thing is dangerous because, all of a sudden now, its a political statement. Whether you wear a mask or not determines what side youre on. This was the scene at lake of the ozarks in missouri this weekend. You see, they had a pool party. They called it the zero ducks given party. And this is unbelievable. I cant imagine wanting to do this if there was no coronavirus. You know what that scene reminds me of . This renaissance painting of hell. Although hell looks cleaner. The st. Louis county department of health is urging anyone who was at this party to selfquarantine for two weeks. Yes, im sure the guy with the barbed wire tattoo and a threefoot mojito is going to get right on that. There were plenty of bonehead beachgoers in gulf shores, alabama too. And in case youre wondering who put the idea that they dont have to wear masks in their empty heads, ill give you three guesses. President trump is part of this conversation. I mean, if hes not wearing a mask, im not going to wear a mask. If hes not worried, im not worried. The president . Yes, sir. Jimmy monkey see, monkey do. This level of covidiocy on display is staggering. This young man had an interesting explanation for why he was out without a mask. Its not just him, his whole family is dumb. My family has the same mind set as me, and we kind of disagreed that if we get it, we get it. Were going to handle it as a family and just get over it, because thats what a family does. Jimmy no it isnt. Show me one episode of the brady bunch where they all decide theyre gonna die together. And this young woman claims she just graduated from college, but based on this clip, i can only assume it was trump university. I mean, everybodys got to go somehow, know what i mean . You mean die . Yeah, but, in a way, i mean, i dont want to die, but if thats what god has in store for my life, thats okay. Jimmy and back to college you go. God wanted me to die and he wanted me to be tan when it happened were in a lot of trouble. In Staten Island, a woman without a mask went into a Grocery Store and her fellow shoppers were not amused. [ bleep ] [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], get out [ bleep ], [ bleep ], get out. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Act like a dirtyass pig. Jimmy thats called a Staten Island goodbye. And i dont blame them. I have to say, of all the fights weve had over the last few years, this one makes the least sense. This is the dumbest standoff ever. We all want to get back to work. We all want to go out to eat. We all want to hang out. None of us want to see people die. So, if wearing a mask can help slow the virus and get us back to normal sooner, why not wear a mask . Its so selfish. Are these people also refusing to wash their hands . Or is that for wussies too . I bet half of those idiots in that pool in the ozarks put sunscreen on. If youre not wearing a mask, youre not allowed to wear sunscreen either. That should be the rule. If you dont care about my wellbeing, youre not allowed to care about your own. Its frustrating and potentially tragic, and a real leader would straighten his sheep out. Trumps own Health Officials are on tv telling people to wear masks and to respect social distance rules. Dr. Deborah birx was on fox news on sunday, trying to encourage americans to be safe, and in doing so, unwittingly provided us with our unintentional joke of the day. We want you to be outside. We know that there are ways you can play tennis with marked balls so youre not touching each others balls. Jimmy which, that can be fun, too. We have a good show for you tonight. We have a very special. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Coming up, he won two grammys for music he made in his bedroom, tonight he has music from his bathroom. Jacob collier is live from the lavatory with mahalia and ty dolla ign. You will never look at your plunger the same way again. Tomorrow night i will be joined by howie mandel later this week, Dakota Johnson and sean penn. Our guest tonight is an emmy winning actor who spent 10 seasons being there for you, starting friday, she stars alongside steve carell in the new netflix Comedy Series space force, please say hello to lisa kudrow. Hello, lisa. Hi, jimmy. Jimmy how are you . Okay. How are you . Jimmy im good. How was your nineweek, threeday weekend . Did you relax . Yes, ive been relaxing the whole time, honestly. I like it. Jimmy who are you quarantined with, the family . Yeah, my son, and my husband sometimes. Jimmy sometimes . Sometimes, which is, i think, the best way for a marriage. [ laughter ] jimmy now wait, now, you know its not really a quarantine if someone else is not participating in the quarantine. It has to be 100 . Yes, we were, and we were 100 . We were all together in the desert. Because we have a house there. Jimmy oh, in the palm springs area. We call it the desert here in l. A. , yes. Uhhuh. And then there was the lockin, so we just stayed put. But that house needed work. Jimmy i see, so there are workers at the house, but your husband is he still at the other house . Yeah, yeah. See, and then what happened was, it got to be hotter. As it does in the palm springs area, right . Jimmy sure. So it was too hot for me. Jimmy so you left. So hes quarantining with his new family, the workers. [ laughter ] and you are with your son. And im less busy. Im not running around after people with wipes, you know. Jimmy how long have you been married . 25 years tomorrow. Wait, well, whenever the 27th is, 25 years. Jimmy oh, so what are you going to do . Is he going to drive by the house and do one of those honkhonk, happy 25th anniversary . This is very strange. I know. And its a long drive to do that. Jimmy yeah, it is. I dont know. You know, we are so used to not actually being able to be together on our anniversary that we were, like, oh, well. Does it matter . I love you. You still love me . Yeah. Great, were good. Jimmy weirdly, on your anniversary, tomorrow, that was supposed to be the friends reunion special on hbo max. Yeah. Jimmy but that got canceled for obvious reasons. Postponed. Jimmy postponed. Although maybe that was a sign, maybe the sign was you shouldnt be together yet. Maybe that was god saying lets leave this alone and not bring these people back. Leave well enough alone. If theyre not going to do a whole new episode, lets not, yeah. Jimmy are those friends bobble heads i see behind your Left Shoulder . Yeah. You want to see it . That ones mine. Jimmy there you are. It doesnt look like me at all. Jimmy no, it doesnt. You got the guitar, yeah. And this is ross, and his arm broke off. Jimmy so he looks like a young seinfeld. I know. They dont look like us. I think by design, yeah. Jimmy i think maybe nbc was recirculating the sitcom stars or something. When you left friends, did you take any mementos with you . Well, i was given one. Do you see that . Do you see that cookie time . That was in monica and rachels apartment. Jimmy who gave it to you . Matthew perry. That was the wrap gift he gave me. Jimmy really . Yeah, we were laughing hysterically, and crying, because it was the end. But its funny to us, because, you want to hear why . Jimmy yeah, sure. See if it works . So were shooting a scene, years before we were finished, and my line was, ooh, ooh, i better get going, except i didnt have a watch. And we were shooting it, it was too late when i realized i didnt have a watch. How do i know, ooh, i have to get going, and so the words were coming out, i said oh, look, theres clock. I gestured to that. Look at the time. I got to get going. And matthew said, did you point to the cookie jar and say look at the time . Jimmy you made that joke about six times funnier by doing that. ninini nrnr that didnt actually belooe to r him, which are really the best gifts to give. Tp i know. co zo i know. I think the first thing i asked, this is so nice. Did you get permission . ni because they were, i mean, my car used to get searched every night when i left. Jimmy i saw you on space force. I saw the premiere episode. I dont want to give too much steve carell is your husband, i know i can say that. Is this based on donald trumpsr or mike pences, whoever owns ni the space force now, is that why you decided to do this . Or was this a coincidence . nrxd well, it was steve and greg who decided to do it, and yes. That is why. Jimmy greg daniels. Greg daniels, and thats what i found out later, because i shot all my stuff and didnt n i didnt know. Jimmy so you thought i think it had been announced, now that i know theres a space force. They announced the space force, and then it was, hey, heres an idea. Jimmy im surprised trump isnt asking for executive producer credit on that. Each night we are asking our guests to name a charity. Feeding america. Feeding people near america who need right now. Watch space force on netflix. Well be right back with Jacob Collier in the bathroom were herewow. You and were open. Im an original. One of a kind. You feel me . Love ya. Oop you look cute better than you . Pop my 100 allwhitemeat classic or spicy popcorn chicken combo for just 5. 99. My new bitesized, crispy popcorn chicken is so irresistible youll want them whenever, so dont resist pop em while you game, hang, or do your thing. Pop my 100 allwhitemeat classic or spicy popcorn chicken combo for just 5. 99. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. I probably dont know you, but i think you are going to like this. Our music guest tonight created this performance by sampling real sounds from his real bathroom. Its not as gross as it sounds. The song is called all i need from djesse volume 3, now, with help from mahalia and ty dolla ign, Jacob Collier, live from the lavatory hi i love the way that i feel when you put your arms over me there must be something i could say to make you stay baby hi hello i love the way that you get in the groove when you walk with me only me cause every time i think about it cant stop thinking bout it you are all i need you are all i need hi i love thinking of all the kisses you could give me if i came around there must be something i could say to make you stay baby oh hi i love the illumination you bring to all the ordinary things i found baby cause every time i think about it cant stop thinking bout it you are all i need you are all i need so ill be singing in the star bright underneath the moonlight oh cause i love your smile and it makes me feel alright alright i will sing it to the sun you will always be the one for me let your love shine down let your love shine down wanna make you feel the way you feel the way i do yeah let your love yeah shine for me yeah you will always be the one for me cause every time i think about it cant stop thinking bout it cant stop thinking you are all i need you are all i need so ill be singing in the star bright underneath the moonlight oh cause i love your smile and it will sing it to the sun you will always be the one for me let your love shine down let your love shine down so ill be singing in the starbright underneath the moonlight oh cause i love your smile and it makes me feel alright alright i will sing it to the sun you will always be the one for me let your love shine down let your love shine down let your love shine down do that wasnt working. 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Its been a week of pain and unrest in our country, as protesters in all 50 states have expressed their undeniable anger over the killing of george floyd and system eck racism. Turning up in the thousands, at times clashing with police. Tonight we bring you the stories of four mothers, white and black from different parts of the nation, taking this moment to explain a deeprooted legacy of racism to their children. At the end of the day, im always trying to sort of shield and insulate them from something bad happening, but i cant do that. Their conversations difficult, but vital. Shaping the lives of their children and the adults they be. Only we mothers can heal this mothersla

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