Entering phase three of the governors plan to reopen the state. In los angeles, the mayor, Eric Garcetti announced all Retail Businesses are allowed to let customers in, provided they take the necessary precautions. If it goes as they hope it will, curbside botox injections could start up again as soon as next week. In las vegas, several big hotels on the strip are slated to be up and running. They will be offering nocontact, curbside delivery, which means you can drop off your money and drive away without ever having to go inside to lose. The governor of nevada, Steve Sisolak says theyve taken every precaution possible and that he doesnt think youre going to find a safer place to come than las vegas. Heres the thing. You know things are messed up when las vegas is bragging about how safe it is. Before this, the slogan was, even if you killed a hooker, no one will ever find out, right . The president and his space poodle were in florida today for the big nasa spacex launch. This would have been the First Time Ever a private company sent astronauts into orbit, the astronauts, nasa guys, thats the wrong bob and doug. Theres the right bob and doug, dressed like part of the tron laser light parade. At disney world. Anyway, the president was really looking forward to though. The mission had to be scrubbed at the last minute due to weather. The astronauts were all strapped in, all ready to go. And they canceled the launch. Trump got very nervous. He thought they said they were canceling the lunch. But it was just the launch. People are blaming the president for jinxing this thing because he showed up to see it, just like they say he jinxed alabama by showing up to their home game or how hes jinxed everything hes ever touched. But this is not his fault. Elon musks test run for his escape from earth will have to wait and you cant blame the president for it. They have to wait for saturday, which is disappointing to trump. Over the last three years, hes been a big proponent of getting americans the hell off this planet. A lot of very important things will be taking place in space. Well be doing the moon. I just call it space. Thats what w we want. We want space. Were creating a new force, and its called the space force, and thats a big thing. Space is terrific. Space is terrific. Space. Going to be a lot of things happening in space. People are surprised when he doesnt wear a mask. So anyway, this is how the day started, and this is how the day ended. Its been an allcaps kind of week for our dear misleader. Twitter for the First Time Ever flagged his tweets as potentially misleading. This is the first time theyve ever done Something Like this. They put a link below the tweet saying get the facts about mailin ballots. If you click on that, you get articles, disproving trumps claim that mailin ballots lead to widespread voter fraud. Do we really need twitter to tell us our fake president tweets fake things . The president was displeased. He took to twitter to lash out about twitter. He wrote twitter is now interfering in the 2020 president ial election. They are saying my statement on mailin ballots which will lead to massive corruption and fraud misleading. They would have labeled that tweet as misleading, too, but he continued. Twitter is completely stifling free speech, and i, as president , will not let that happen. What that means, who knows. I guess it was only a matter of time before donald trump would be in a twitter feud with twitter. But this new kick hes on, this trying to stop voting by mail is actually pretty scary. Its clear, hes setting the stage to claim he was cheated if he loses the election, which could potentially result in real violence in this country, and to help him push our democracy toward the edge of a cliff, Kellyanne Conway spoke to the reporters today to say people wait in line for an hour to get a cupcake. Jimmy you hear that, jane . You get a cupcake. What . Jimmy shes not listening to me, either. She won big points with president sprinkles on that one. Voting in person and cupcakes. Thats as close as he gets to a threesome nowadays, vote or diabetes. Theres a lot of stupid stuff going on in washington. Thats why we need kids in school so they dont grow up to be donald trump. P kids in zoom school, our guillermo has been offering his services as a tutor. For that, go get the kids, its time for homework corner with guillermo. Guillermo welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Today question is what is the chemical symbol of water. Okay. Symbol of water. Symbol of water. Well, listen, i dont drink water. I only drink tequila. So unfortunately, i cannot help you. Jimmy do you know what tequila is . Hmmm. Jimmy no, thats good. All right. Gracias, guillermo. We need to take a break. But well be right back with the squeakyclean howie mandel. Dicky abcs gem Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by progressive. Use yogurt or milk to soothe your skin or you could use schick hydro silk with hypoallergenic serum for the smooth shave we all deserve. Schick hydro silk for the smooth shave we all deserve. When visible set out to create the future of phone service. We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. Stuff like footlong bills and fees from nowhere. Timewasting stores, misleading ads, unhelpful help centers. And saved the stuff that was working. Like verizons 4g lte network. Plus unlimited data, messages, and minutes. Its a simple system. Trim the bad. Make the good better. And way cheaper. Meet visible. Unlimited data on verizons 4g lte network. Just 25 for your first month. Join us at visible. Com. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Tomorrow night my guest will be Dakota Johnson who just happens to be my next door neighbor. Were going to scream to each other over the fence. And on friday night we welcome the great sean penn. No one in the world was more prepared for these Uncertain Times than my guest tonight his whole life to this point has been a pandemic bootcamp. You can watch him safely on the new season of americas got talent tuesday nights on nbcplease welcome mr purell, howie mandel. Hi, howie. How are you doing . Hi, jimmy. Ten weeks, ten weeks. When do the salons open up . When can you go to a barber, ten weeks . Jimmy your hair is really unkept. Its getting out of control. Oh, my god, it is. Look at my roots. I dont know if you can see. Jimmy theyre very clear. I know. Its been crazy. Youre lucky, you got a show every day. I got to look for things to do each and every day. Jimmy what are you doing . Everybody was doing banana bread, and then tiedyeing. Like everybodys trying to tiedye their shirts. My wife and i, we dont know how though tiedye, but we made these. We made these. I dont know if you can see this. Jimmy you made that . So we made about 200 of them. And a portion of the proceeds go to us. So im really excited about what ive been doing. Jimmy i am flattered, i have to say, so howie, i want to talk to you, because honestly, when this happened, i swear to god, you were one of the first people i thought of. It was like, i dont know, like you think of rudolph at christmas time. I thought, oh, howie has been warning us about this for so many years, and i feel like, i would imagine that you got contacted by most everyone youve ever met, yeah. Well, like you just pointed out. Rudolph for christmas, judolph for pandemic. All kidding aside, this is the nightmare going on inside my head for the last 64 years. Welcome to my nightmare, jimmy. This is what its like to be howie mandel. Jimmy we are all howie mandel now, and its interesting. Its no fun. Its not fun being me, even from the cusp of this, its not fun being me. Well talk about this later, i was taping agt which started premiering at the beginning of it, right . And it was kind of funny, before we even got shut down. Ill give you an example of things not working in my favor. Heidi klum walks in and i said god, you look great. She goes, this is my entrance outfit. I go an entrance outfit . She goes, yeah, i wear a nice outfit. I didnt realize, because im oblivious. Theres cameras out there like tmz and all these other people, and i go, you have an entrance outfit. Thats a good idea. So the next day, knew this pandemic was happening and all was aflutter about toilet paper and safety. This is before they shut everything down. It would be kind of funny. My outfit will be, and i took a bicycle helmet, and i took a roll of toilet paper, not say anything, just walking out of the car, thinking great, it will be funny, right . If you look in the paper, it was at the daily mail, a big uk paper, it say the Sofia Vergara, wearing armani enters the stage. Heidi klum wearing versace, look at her beautiful jeans and jacket, then howie mandel arrived in a helmet and his own toilet paper. No reference to a pandemic. Jimmy what youve done is pulled a prank on yourself, which is kind of perfect. I know you love, you love pulling pranks, and youve done some funny stuff to me. But now that youre in the house, are you just torturing your wife . Whats going on there . I did. I did. Everybody was doing, this is my ill give you an idea of the sense of whats going on in my house. My wife, like a lot of other people, are doing puzzles. I dont like puzzles, but she buys like thousandpiece puzzles and she sits there. Thats her whole focus. Honey . Not now, i know where this goes. So the second day she had the puzzle, and ive done it to three puzzles already. I took one piece, and i tied it, and then i just sit there waiting for the next couple days, just waiting. Waiting. And then theres always one missing, and she screams, and shes in such pain and im in such joy. Its the yin and yang of a long marriage. Weve been married 40 years. Jimmy she must know you have the puzzle piece, right. Shes a big fan of yours, now she does. Shell be watching you. What it revealed is, honey, lets watch abc. Jimmy are you getting food delivered to your home . Or is that off the table . Im the biggest germaphobe in the world. Im not a heavy guy. Ive lost between 15 and 20 pounds, again, shes watching. Shes cooking. My wife is cooking. Dont laugh. Shes not good. Shes not a good i mean everything i taste goes right through me. Shes the worst, im not making a joke. This is crap. I told her to make a cookbook. Well sell it as a diet book but she can make it a recipe book. You follow her recipes, it just comes off, look at me. Im just a fraction of my original self. Jimmy have you thought of maybe pitching in and helping in the kitchen and doing some of the cooking for the family yourself . No, no, because listen, i shouldnt throw stones, you know, if you live in a glass house. Jimmy at your wife, yeah. I shouldnt throw stones at i cant cook either. Both of us are just lost in this house. Were hungry. Please send food. Jimmy well, you look good. Yes, i will send you some food. What were going to do, were going to take a break. Stick around, i know you have nowhere to go. You have no choice but to stick around. When we come back, howie has an exciting new project that we will unveil together when we return. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by ogx. A chubby little bottle with a gold cap. Salonquality hair care at home. Available online now. 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The producers of these master classes from the best directors and storytellers and psychologists and scientists. When they approached me, jimmy, thats the pinnacle. If i do nothing else in my career, im thrilled. Jimmy here he is, howie mandel. Is what i teach a science or an art . I say its both. I dont refer to it as washing my hands, because to me its so much more than washing, its my hands making love. I see a lot of kids who are new to the game, who say, you know, the fingers are the most important, or youve got to get the palms. No no thats wrong. You must give each part of the hand equal attention and respect. These are my children. And there are no favorites. Theyre all equal. This is the ovation. Pet the kitty. Making stinkies. Starting the motorcycle. Vrrroom. Making it rain. This ones the anxious butterfly. Sex on the beach. Am i an expert . Of course not. I am the expert. I am howie mandel, and i will teach you to clean your hands cleaner than theyve ever been cleaned before. Smell my finger. Jimmy wow. You know what . So many years of study. So many years of intense concentration, and it all, its benefitting all of mankind now, thank you, howie mandel. Howie, you have chosen our charity for tonight. Each night we highlight a charity. I make a donation to that charity. Youve chosen kids connect at ucla. Tell us about that. They just do wonderful work for kids with autism and also their parents. Its just a great support group and a great system in teaching it. There are so few places that reach this level of support for, you know, kids with autism and families that are dealing with autism. Jimmy well, thank you for highlighting them. Thank you for being with us, honest, ive been thinking about you since the very first day of this. And i hope you are taking some satisfaction from the fact that you have washed your hands so thoroughly, so beautifully, and you have not contracted the virus. Um, i take, theres no satisfaction for me, im going nuts. Im actually, honestly going nuts. The only saving grace is that the people from master class approached me and i feel like i can give something back. Jimmy i have some bad news for you about that, too, but ill tell you later. Howie mandel, everybody. Thank you, howie. Well be right back. What, jimmy . What . I am totally blind. And non24 can throw my days and nights out of sync, keeping me from the things i love to do. Talk to your doctor, and call 8442142424. When visible set out to create the future of phone service. We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. Stuff like footlong bills and fees from nowhere. Timewasting stores, misleading ads, unhelpful help centers. And saved the stuff that was working. Like verizons 4g lte network. Plus unlimited data, messages, and minutes. Its a simple system. Trim the bad. Make the good better. And way cheaper. Meet visible. Unlimited data on verizons 4g lte network. Just 25 for your first month. Join us at visible. Com. Jimmy you know, with everyone cooped up at home, a shower is my refuge, a place to be alone with my thoughts and uncapping a bottle of ogx shampoo can ignite the imagination. Ah, alone finally. Guillermo alone finally. I can let my shower thoughts flow. Jimmy the scent of this argan oil ham pooh Argan Oil Morocco sham transports me to a place where im on top of guillermo a chimichanga. I wish i had a hot juicy jimmy astronaut. Floating around on the surface of a guillermo a baby elephant, i would love to ride one all the way to jimmy las vegas. I would eat all you can eat seafood. Guillermo swimsuit, one of those little ones that shows everything. Jimmy are you thinking what im thinking . Guillermo i think so. Jimmy stop it. Get out of my shower thoughts. Guillermo sorry, jimmy. Jimmy where was i . Las vegas. Dicky get salonquality hair at home with ogx. The chubby bottle with the gold cap. Jimmy that is our program. Id like to thank howie mandel and apologize to matt damon. Tomorrow i will social distance with my neighbor Dakota Johnson. Nightline is next. Thank you for watching. Now if youll excuse me, i have 300 dishes to wash. Businesses opening back up, but its not all smiles. Lawyers say theyve been busy at work. Theres excitement and theres anxiety. When the time is right, will you be ready to return to the workplace . I went back to the dentist today. Several things have changed as a result of the pandemic. Coming up what you can expect at your next visit. From summerlike sizzle to showers. Ill show you the changes in store for the weekend. Announcer now from abc 7, live breaking news. Anger and frustration spilling into the streets, protesters in los angeles and minneapolis rallying following the death of george floyd while in Minneapolis Police custody. Minnesotas gov tor calling the situation, quote, extremely dangerous. There was a shooting near the protest that left a man dead. We just learned minneapolis has requested National Guard support in order to combat the riots. All fallout from the arrest of floyd. Four officers fired. There are growing calls for them the face murder charges. Witness video shows an officer kneeling on floyds neck and keeping it there for a few minutes. That [ bleep ] hurts me deep down inside, bro. Something