And there are new rules for bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry daryls. Our plan is to pull the kids out of school all together and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic are going to carry over when things go back to normal, like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap at christmas . Will we bob for apples at halloween . Ive been thinking about all the things that have to go. And i have to say one thing i hope the virus does kill is the penny. Thats right, the penny. That little onecent coin that rattles around in the bottom of your cup holder ofner nissan sentra. If were giving up highfives and handshakes, the penny has to go. Handing someone a 20 bill is almost the same as licking them on the face, but at least a 20 bill is worth 20. A penny buys you nothing. Its a hundred dre100th of a do. Basically, the government is manufacturing shiny litt
Contract the coronavirus too. It was a controversial decision, one that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. And so on sunday morning he went to church. For the first time. He went to wait, thats not church. He went to golf . He went to play golf during the pandemic, because thats what jesus would do . I guess. I dont know trump thinks hes at the u. S. Open while the u. S. Is closed. And, you know, people say hes unfit to be president. They forget, hes barely even fit to play golf trump claimed in two separate tweets that he was golfing to get exercise, even though he rode in a cart. That he drove. The point liger woods seems to be missing is that it looks bad for the president to be golfing with a 100 thousand americans dead and a stay at home order in place. But try explaining optics to a guy who stared directly into an eclipse. Not to mention the brazen hypocrisy. In the, theres a clip for everything department, h
They forget, hes barely even fit to play golf trump claimed in two separate tweets that he was golfing to get exercise, even though he rode in a cart. That he drove. The point liger woods seems to be missing is that it looks bad for the president to be golfing with a 100 thousand americans dead and a stay at home order in place. But try explaining optics to a guy who stared directly into an eclipse. Not to mention the brazen hypocrisy. In the, theres a clip for everything department, heres donald trump with his fox and friends, talking about obama golfing during the ebola scare in 2014. Right after he talked to the health and Human Services secretary, he went golfing, for the 200th round of golf of his presidency. Well, he certainly knows a good game, because golf is a great game. Nobody likes it more than me. But hes played a lot of golf. Theres no question about it, and when youre president , you sort of say, im going to give it up for a couple years and really focus on the job. Jimm
Im still here. And i tested very positively in another sense. So this morning, yeah, i tested positively for negative, right . So no, i tested perfectly this morning. Meaning meaning i tested negative. Jimmy even his negatives are positive. Isnt that something . Its pretty clear whats going on here, right . He blurted out he was taking it just to trigger the news media. Successfully, by the way. Even though theres no way in hell hes taking this stuff. Do you think any white house doctor, even a trump doctors going to give the president a pill that could stop his heard just because he asked for it . Of course not. What if he asked for mushrooms . Will he give him those . None of this adds up. Trump said hes going off hydroxy in two days when his regimen runs out. Which thats not how that drug is taken. Its not an antibiotic. Theres no regimen. Its taken prophylactically. Which means you have to keep taking it. Like condoms are prophylactics. You dont use them for two weeks and then go i
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