what actually happens to my physical remains is of zero interest to me. i don t want anybody seeing my body. i don t want anybody i don t want a party. reported dead. unless they can provide entertainment value in a perverse or subversive way. i mean, if you could throw me into a wood chirp, spray me into har rod s in the middle of the rush hour, that would be pretty epic. i wouldn t being mind being remembered in that way. one, two, three four five six with the radio on i m in love with massachusetts and the neon when it s cold outside and the highway when it s late at night with the radio on what the [ muted ] am i doing here? i shall explain. one minute i was standing next though a deep fryer. the next, i was watching the sunset over the sahara. i realize that one thing led directly to the other. had i not taken a dead-end dish washing job, i would not have become a cook. had i not become a cook, i would never have become a chef. had i not bec
earlier today the fbi raided the former president s florida home, mar-a-lago, while he was in new york. according to president trump, the agents swarmed his residence unannounced, breaking into the home and even his personal safe. in a statement, the 45th president wrote a beautiful home is currently under siege, rated and occupied by a large group of fbi agents. he continued nothing like this has ever happened to the president of the united states before. after working in cooperating with the relevant government agencies, this unannounced raid on my home was not necessary or appropriate. it is prosecutorial misconduct. the weaponization of the justice system and an attack by the radical left democrats who desperately do not want me to run for president in 2024. cording to the new york, who got the scoop first somehow, the search was focused on documents that the former president brought with him from the white house, including potentially classified documents. sources a
it s really me, ingraham. and i know it s hard to believe but tonight i m the second most handsome man on the show. we ve got my buddy will cain here. i ll give it up. i ll give it up. i don t usually comment on men s looks but you know you have two-thirds of fox and friends weekend tonight, rachel campos duffy said she d rather give birth again than spend another minute with the two of us. right. kat timpf and kayleigh mcenany are here tonight. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] pete: so i guess that now makes me the fourth best-looking person on the show. oh, and also michael loftus. [laughter] [cheers and applause] pete: so let s get to at this time. as school starts again, so does the battle. that s because our education system sucks. be on the lookout, the left is not stopping. they ll not be happy until school s just a bunch of illiterate eunuchs sliding down a stripper poll yelling america s racist. those are castrated unics i had to look it up. the langua
this is so unprecedented. so unusual. why did the fbi need to go and get boxes and this affidavit does lay that out exactly. jesse: i m not sure what affidavit she was looking at because this affidavit doesn t lay out anything. half of it is blacked out. here is what the affidavit doesn t say. we re pretty sure trump has the nuclear football in melania s shoe closet. but here is what it does say. we are likely to find evidence of obstruction. what does that mean? the last time you were there, trump let you in. you had lunch by the pool, and he threw a lock on the storage closet because you told him to. now you are going to go back in because you are like live to find evidence of obstruction? again, what does that even mean? that you will likely find the lock you told him to put on the storage closet? and, by the way, the fbi agent, this guy name bratt. obama donor. got a warrant from a judge who also donated to obama. but the biden guys had to go in there, why? because some
politician did something i totally absolutely love and it doesn t involve suicide. you sick, horrible people. it does involve a democrat. i know. what s wrong with me? besides the obvious stuff. do i have a head injury. if i had a dollar every time my mom asked me that as a baby. after she would push me off the bassinet. last night i complemented hillary clinton. man, did i get a tone of hate mail for that. most of it from bill. but now i m about to complement cory booker. stop. stop. i know, it sounds like i m losing my mind. you remember corey. he s the guy who says this crazy stuff. the closest i will probably have to i am spartacus. moment. sometimes my testosterone makes me feel like punching him. i hurt. when dick durbin called me i had tears of rage learning about that meeting. are you not to feel that hurt, your silence is complicity. i want to tell you when i look at you, this is why i get emotional. no one is going to steal that joy. you have earned this spot. y