what actually happens to my physical remains is of zero interest to me. i don t want anybody seeing my body. i don t want anybody i don t want a party. reported dead. unless they can provide entertainment value in a perverse or subversive way. i mean, if you could throw me into a wood chirp, spray me into har rod s in the middle of the rush hour, that would be pretty epic. i wouldn t being mind being remembered in that way. one, two, three four five six with the radio on i m in love with massachusetts and the neon when it s cold outside and the highway when it s late at night with the radio on what the [ muted ] am i doing here? i shall explain. one minute i was standing next though a deep fryer. the next, i was watching the sunset over the sahara. i realize that one thing led directly to the other. had i not taken a dead-end dish washing job, i would not have become a cook. had i not become a cook, i would never have become a chef. had i not bec
sol so, here s a little preemptive truth telling. there s no happy ending. all around it s just on the news not a very nice way, i know, tony. thanks. what would you like? apple juice. apple juice. apple juice. or cranberry, i don t care. whatever we have more of. happiness is a fresh pack. first thing in the morning. i mean, before i brush my teeth i mean, i roll out of bed, light a cigarette, stumble into this room, and i start writing immediately. i always use language to get out of trouble. you know, i found at an early age if i made everybody in the class laugh, that was power. i came from a household with a lot of books. and in fact the first book i
have more of. happiness is a fresh pack. first thing in the morning. i mean, before i brush my teeth i mean, i roll out of bed, light a cigarette, stumble into this room and i start writing immediately. i always use language to get out of trouble. you know, i found at an early age if i made everybody in the class laugh, that was power. i came from a household with a lot of books. and in fact the first book i remember reading was a book called why johnny can t read, which i stole from my mother? she was anticipating i would have difficulty reading as i was exhibiting anti-social tendencies, i pinched the book and basically taught myself to read by kindergarten. and then, you know, my early heroes were musicians and writers. the idea that you could have
all around it s just on the news not a very nice way, i know, tony. thanks. what would you like? apple juice. apple juice. or cranberry, whatever we have more of. happiness is a patricia pack. first thing in the morning. i mean, before i brush my teeth i role out of bed light a growth, stumble into this room and i start writing immediately. i always use language to get out of trouble. you know, i found at an early age if i made everybody in the class laugh that was power. i came from a household with a lot of books. and in fact the first book i remember reading was a book called why johnny can t read, which i stole from my mother?
you like? apple juice? apple juice? or cranberry, i don t care, whatever we have more of. happiness is a fresh pack. first thing in the morning. i mean, before i brush my teeth, i mean i roll out of bed, light a cigarette, stumble into this room and i start writing immediately. i always use language to get out of trouble. you know, i found at an early age, if i made everybody in the class laugh, that was power. i came from a household with a lot of books. and in fact, first book i remember reading was a book called why johnny can t read which i stole from my mother. she was anticipating i would have difficulty reading and as i was exhibiting antisocial tendencies i pinched the book and basically taught myself to read by kindergarten. and then, you know, my early