Okay. Ill take a nap. This sort of thing never happened back at the ed sullivan theater. God, i wish i was there again. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, is stephen sleeping or is he awake . And is all existence just a collective hallucination to deceive us about the true nature of reality . Plus, stephen welcomes Thandie Newton. And ina garten. With a special appearance by john mulaney. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from his own subconscious, its Stephen Colbert stephen whoo hey, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. Please, please have a seat. Ladies and gentlemen. Everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause audience stephen, Stephen Stephen and. Hold on a second. cheers and applause click silence there you go. Folks, as you can see, i am coming to you once again from the beautiful ed sullivan theater here in midtown manhattan. And i can do this be
Were still getting the satellite. We need 30 seconds. Stephen okay, ill just take a nap then this sort of thing never happened at the ed sullivan theater. I wish i was there again. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen sleeping or is he weak . Plus stephen welcomes Thandie Newton, and ina garten. With a special appearance by john mulaney, featuring jon battiste and stay human. And now life from his own subconscious, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody, thank you, thank you so much, please, please have a seat. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause . Stephen hold on a second. There you go. Folks, as you can see, i am coming to once again from the beautiful ed sullivan theater here in midtown manhattan. And i can do that because a tod, may 1, the federal stayathome order has been lifted an lift and since were governed by the federal communications c
People, okay, and if you dont give me the cash im going to release pictures of that dog of yours humping your neighbors leg nonconsensually. Isnt that black mail . No, its blue mail. Oooh, i dont feel so good. Whats wrong, mailbox . I have been selfmedicating. Welcome to booze clues laughter oh, god gagging announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonights open sesame, plus stephen welcomes Phoebe Wallerbridge with a special e and stayby s homin. Now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen h hello and welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Where are my glasses . Throw head. That gives you an idea of whats going on in the squirrel cage now. I hope youre holding up in this crazy time. I feel pretty good. We hope to make you feel better with our show every night. Eerybody at the show is happy to be doing this for you right now, and we know were lucky to have jobs because in the last month alone 22 million americans have been laid off and, unf
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Tonight, trump loves a parade. Plus, stephen welcomes jon oliver beanie feldstein and Wolfgang Puck featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey stephen i apologize. I didnt mean to scare you. Thanks so much. Please have a seat, everybody, very nice. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome one, welcome all. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you know, heres the thing, heres the thing we kid the president. But youve got to admit, hes one of a kind. No one comes up with dumber ideas. And at this point, hes his own competition. Hes the usain bolt of stupid. And his latest recordbreaking dumb trump told the pentagon to plan a military parade. All right, check your cards who has dictator bingo . laughter yeah. There you go. I got i got it. Im close, im close. I was close. I had rallies and attack the free press. I didnt have military parade. Anywa