Larry tonightly, bobby jindal gets a big endorsement from. Nah, im just kidding. Were not talking about that. Were celebrating history its big gay monday cheers and applause come on out come on out yeah thats right everybody on friday, history was made when the Supreme Court legalized samesex marriage nationwide. Sing it, boys chorus singing all 50 states, start setting some dates all 50 states, start setting some dates larry finally, equal rights have been given to the lgbtq community. chorus singing its about bleep time were treated like equals its about bleep time were treated like equals larry so lets get this party started. This is the the nightly show lets do this chorus singing this is the nightly show this is the nightly show this is the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry lets do this cheers and applause larry welcome to the the nightly show. audience chanting larry larry thank you very much welcome to the nightly show look at the set
Dong ding its lovely weather for salazar again. What now . Spics cant get justice cause theres no spics in the department. Not true. Cleaning lady ladies. Plural, please. We got portillo, sanchez that new meter maid, corazon. I think he means no senior officers. Itd be good if there were a few. Nice to have some brass i dont have to listen to. You dont listen now. Sorry, what . Ha ha ha ha. Spics should get promoted cause theyre spics . Gimme a break, por favor. Dingalingalinga ding dong ding oh, yeah, this is what i call a real pickle. Ahh. What . Its the Orphanage Christmas Party and im late and you still owe 10 bucks for presents. I was wondering where the lieutenant is. Your fairy godfathers at a racket in san diego. Sorry. Left me in charge, again. None of thats yours i hope. No, im fine. Look, theres no getting around itim a witness. Well, ill go bust lucille and that biker and call it a day. I dont want lucille. I want guapo. Then you didnt see anything. Here we go again. Yes, a
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Dong ding its lovely weather for salazar again. What now . Spics cant get justice cause theres no spics in the department. Not true. Cleaning lady ladies. Plural, please. We got portillo, sanchez that new meter maid, corazon. I think he means no senior officers. Itd be good if there were a few. Nice to have some brass i dont have to listen to. You dont listen now. Sorry, what . Ha ha ha ha. Spics should get promoted cause theyre spics . Gimme a break, por favor. Dingalingalinga ding dong ding oh, yeah, this is what i call a real pickle. Ahh. What . Its the Orphanage Christmas Party and im late and you still owe 10 bucks for presents. I was wondering where the lieutenant is. Your fairy godfathers at a racket in san diego. Sorry. Left me in charge, again. None of thats yours i hope. No, im fine. Look, theres no getting around itim a witness. Well, ill go bust lucille and that biker and call it a day. I dont want lucille. I want guapo. Then you didnt see anything. Here we go again. Yes, a
I have decided to run for president of the United States. cheers and applause larry yay. John kasich laughter woo laughter applause man. Yay. laughter yay. laughter im tired. Another guy . Really . laughter okay. What do we have, like 43 guys running . Okay. J. F. K. , man john freakin kasich. laughter okay. You got to use that. What do we know . Well, hes the governor of ohio. Its a very important swing state. Hes known for working across the aisle. Hes open to immigration reform. And his state took some obamacare. Okay. So far hes okasich in my book. laughter seriously, heres my book. Right here. And there you go. laughter here we go. There we go. See . So okasich. Says it right here. cheers and applause no no, no. You guys think i make this [ bleep ] up. Everything i say has been thoroughly sourced. All right . laughter every time a candidate on either side enters the race, i think, how does this impact me . I was just at wendys on saturday up here on hudson avenue, and two wonderfu