Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim belushi. Star of hbos succession, actress sarah snook. Author of must i go, yiyun li. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and no Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My parents are visiting me right now. So im doing great even though im apparently a little skinny and i curse too much and isnt it a little early for a cocktail, seth and anyway, lets get to the news during a press conference yesterday, President Trump claimed that the 1918 spanish flu probably ended world war ii. Are you kidding . They were more than two decades apart. I know you dont think thats a big difference, but it is. It is. Thats right, President Trump claimed that the 1918 spanish flu probably ended world war ii despite the two events happening more than two decades apart. Look, i get it its confusing were in the year 2020 and somehow the only band on tour right now is smash mouth i mean, the years start coming and they do
Quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Center in North Carolina today said employees, sir, we have so much more to show you than the door. This is incredible. It opens like ma i am not touching anything. No button, no handle it knows im here. And in an interview yesterday, House Speaker nancy pelosi criticized president trumps handling of the coronavirus pandemic and called him mr make matters worse so i guess i have to come up with a new nickname for my penis. What the kids are here . They really they really shouldnt be within earshot for the monologue.
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. J. B. Smoove. From on the trail, cnns dana bash, kaitlan collins, and kyung lah. An all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with Thaddeus Dixon and now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night. How is everybody doing i just remembered i left half a salmon salad on my desk in march, so its probably going to be even longer until im allowed back in the office lets get to the news. New York State Attorney general Letitia James announced today shes filing a suit to dissolve the nra for years of selfdealing and illegal conduct. And to make sure it dissolves, shes going to put Jared Kushner in charge of it. You can count on me oh, no oh, you guys bad news oh, i kushed it. Oh, i kushed another. President trump called into fox friends yesterday morning, while joe biden just called in to friends. Word of advice chandler, quit being a wise ass theyre your friends, chandler. I turned him into i turned him into clint eastwood. During an interview
Doctor to take a cognitive test because he wanted to shut up the our first guest tonight is a fake news and boy, did he, Nobel Peace Prize recipient former Vice President and winner of the 2000 popular vote because it just got real person, woman, man, camera, heres my conversation with former Vice President al gore. Tv welcome back to the show, al how are you . Seth mr. President , can you im doing great also point out the ocean how are you doing . Because id like to walk into seth im doing well. It i mean, obviously based on the i cant help but start by decor it has to be nearby. You know what . Mentioning the fact that when im just going to find it on my own. You were on the show in november thats right in the studio, it was the middle of impeachment, and you were President Trump bragged that he saying it was as dangerous a time as weve lived through, and was able to pass a cognitive test administered by his doctor. Yet it seems incredibly quaint said trump, turns out im a total mira
Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss