In the world who when she blows out her candles doesnt have to make a wish. Shes got that fan going all the time. If youre watching the show tonight, which you most certainly are not, happy birthday. [cheers and applause] it is nice to have something to celebrate. Because Everything Else in the world has gone completely nuts. There is a Catholic School in nashville, tennessee who has made the educated decision to ban harry potter books from the library. The man who runs the school believes the incantations in the book could conjure evil spirits. For real. Its an actual statement from the referendum dan rehill who says the curse and spells used in the book are actual curses and spells which risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text. This is not someone who lives in a mental institution. This is the lead educateder in a school in the United States of america. Referend reverend rehill says he consulted in rome. And they got rid of the books. We reached o
For example, me, im on a diet also me, ketchup is a vegetable, right oh, right so like, me, my tv show carnival row is out now. Also me, my movie the outpost is coming out soon jimmy no, no, no more like me, uh the summer is too hot. Also me, uh the winter is too cold ah, right so me, i played the sexy elf in lord of the rings. Also me, i played the sexy pirate in pirates of the caribbean right jimmy no me, im a sophisticated, mature adult. Also me, i wish they showed saturday morning cartoons all of the other days and times too. Me, im engaged to katy perry also me, katy perry is beautiful, and i love her. Jimmy me, i hate it when people are inconsiderate at the workplace. Also me, does anybody mind if i reheat my fish in the microwave . Me, im a goodwill ambassador for the Charity Organization unicef. Also me, unicef does important work in over 190 countries to save the lives of children jimmy no, no, no, no, no look its me, im trying to look at my phone less. Also me, oh look, i jus
Enough. High heat advisories taking effect today lasting through 07 00pm tonight for the south bay much of the peninsula. San francisco north bay and then right down the east bay and into our inland valleys. Temperatures currently are in the 50s 60s and 70s get out there get those errands done just enjoy this gorgeous start to the morning with her clear skies already before afternoon highs rise well into the triple digits as i mentioned inland. Yesterday was solidly cooler than today. So if youre not a fan of the heat maybe get a cool spot to go to and if you dont have ac. You want that cool spot for inland areas, right alongside the bay, you also want to seek some cooler areas with 90s for your highs in the east bay and then 70s 80s all along the coast. I have more in this hot forecasting those details right where youre at still ahead, robin. Alright checking in on 80 a lot of slow traffic squeezing into San Francisco right now youre back up here at the toll plaza. Its to the body. So
Stage. It is going to be another hot day across the bay area. We will tell you which cities might get triple digits as we are just a week away from the first day of fall. From ktvu x2 news, this is mornings on 2. Fall weather feels like it is 100 years away. It is friday, september 13th. I am gasia mikaelian, and i am dave clark. This is one of those weekends we talk about. Maybe we should invest. You will not say that on sunday. And so you never do. Just wait 48 hours and it will start trickledown. That includes you over there, allie. She gets mad when it is over 75. Kan says, okay, mr. Steve, order our natural ac. Vincent said this air in the city this morning deftly has a different, more industrial smell to it. Offshore flow. 66 in San Francisco officially. 65 in the berkeley lab. 72 in rkeley 68 and forecast either way above average. San francisco is 93. That is not a record. Livermore is 101. The only place on the panel at least coming up would be santa rosa as a possibility for a
I know the h1b. I know the h2b. Nobody knows it better than me. A lot of people dont realize abraham lincoln, the great abraham lincoln, was a republican. laughter i love the poorly educated laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, not so sharpie plus, stephen welcomes vooip joe biden. And musical guest pixies. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello how are you . Jon please have a seat, everybody. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The big story the big story continues to be hurrican dorian, which, as we speak, is churning towards my home town of charleston, south carolina, which is under a mandatory evacuation. I hope everyone down there stays safe. Dorian devastated the bahamas over the weekend. And we all want to help, so last night, i talked to our friend Chef Jose Andres of world