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In the world who when she blows out her candles doesnt have to make a wish. Shes got that fan going all the time. If youre watching the show tonight, which you most certainly are not, happy birthday. [cheers and applause] it is nice to have something to celebrate. Because Everything Else in the world has gone completely nuts. There is a Catholic School in nashville, tennessee who has made the educated decision to ban harry potter books from the library. The man who runs the school believes the incantations in the book could conjure evil spirits. For real. Its an actual statement from the referendum dan rehill who says the curse and spells used in the book are actual curses and spells which risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text. This is not someone who lives in a mental institution. This is the lead educateder in a school in the United States of america. Referend reverend rehill says he consulted in rome. And they got rid of the books. We reached out to the school, and we are joined now by father dan rehill of the st. Edwards school in nashville. Thats right. Hes with us, lets go to him now. Hello, reverend. [cheers and applause] listen, you godless hollywood sodomite. Jimmy blessings upon you, too. Appreciate you taking time. Why are you banning the harry potter books . Why am i banning the books . Jimmy yes, why are you banning piece beloved books . Because the curses when read aloud can summon demons, it seems obvious to me why i banned them. Jimmy if that were true, if the spells summoned demons when you read them aloud, wouldnt there be millions of demons out there already . There are, have you ever been to a six flags . Jimmy thats silly. Most people read books to themselves, no conjuring, no problem. That is not a problem. Then some dummy dad reads them out loud to his kids and blamo, the devil. With a big red penis and everything. Cant get the picture out of my mind. Jimmy what about the harry potter movies . People have been watching those for years. They all say the spells out loud. Hmm. Excuse me for one sec. Let me just give that a little thought. Jimmy reverend . Its ill be right back. Jimmy whats going on there, reverend . Ah, ah, ah. Jimmy reverend . Okay, i got the answer now. Jimmy what is the answer . Movies dont count. Jimmy reverend, are you huffing paint . Thats very dangerous. Relax, its holy paint. Do you think id huff regular paint . Im not some kind of nut. Jimmy you shuould probably stop that. I wish i could, but i love it too much. Jimmy are the spells in harry potter the only spells we should be worried about . Or are there other spells to fear . . Th that is a great question, jose. Evil spells are everywhere, every time Michael Jackson sings mama say, mama saw. Skut excuse me, i have to go to the mini van. Jimmy i appreciate your time so much. Ban something. Doing the lords work. [cheers and applause] President Trump finally getting the money for that wall of his. The pentagon yesterday agreed to transfer 3. 6 billion from their budget, the military budget, to help pay for his wall, which, well, nancy pelosi today said canceling the military Construction Projects theyll now have to cut is going to undermine our National Security and the quality of life of our troops, which may be true, but on the other hand, now well have a wall. His tajmawall. Some suggest that taking the money from the military to pay for this violates his campaign promise. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And i will have the department of defense pay for that wall. We will build a wall. And our Defense Budget will pay for the wall. Whos going to pay for the wall . U. S. Military Better Believe it. Jimmy let me tell you something about that wall. [cheers and applause] jimmy that wall, that wall is like Donald Trumps sex life. He talks a big game, but in the end, he will not be able to get it up. [cheers and applause] thanks, everybody. This is a, i know i say this every night, but this is a crazy story. This story tells you everything you need to know about our president. Over the weekend he incorrectly tweeted that Hurricane Dorian was headed for alabama. And then the Weather Service in alabama had to tweet, alabama will not see any impact from dorian. We repeat, no impact from Hurricane Dorian will be felt across alabama. The system will remain too far east. The president didnt like that, because he said it was coming, and now theyre saying its not, and he lashed out at among others abc news. Hes insisting that the hurricane was originally forecast to head toward alabama, which it was not. Then he moved on to the next crazy thing. And he forgot about for one person, him, he had a visual aid. Watch this. We had actually our original chart was tra hat it was going be hitting florida directly, maybe i could just see that kevin. It was going to be hitting directly, and that would have affected a lot of other states, but that was the original chart. Jimmy okay, so twice he said that was the original chart. Lets zoom in. You can see someone drew a circle with what seems to be a sharpie. So the original chart now includes alabama. Now this was the real original chart. Which did not include alabama. And this is what trump showed us today with alabama in it. So the question is, who at the white house would do this . Could it be someone who loves sharpies . A sharpie, i said do me a favor. Can you make the pen in black . Make it look rich . He said not only can we do that, we can put your signature on. See, thats your signature right there. Jimmy thats right. Hes not even trying to hide the lies anymore. Not only do we have fake news, we now have fake weather, too. Im hoping we get fake sports, because i want to see the mets went the world series, but. [ applause ] he really must think were a bunch of idiots. Hey, they leelected me presiden. Lets see what other dumb crap theyll go for. Im sure the russian love this. Theyre not the only ones trying to meddle in our elections. According to a study from nyu, most of the meddling could come on instagram. Theres a lot of fake stuff. You know when you see photos and people look happy . Theyre not. Most of the intentionally misleading posts will be spread not by russians but by americans. Basically, putin took off our training wheels and gave us a shove and now were doing it on our own. For instance, what appears to be a pair of breasts might instead be a very attractive mans rear end. [cheers and applause] yeah, thanks. Jimmy have you been doing squats . No, no, no exercise for me. Jimmy and another threat to the election are these what they call deepfake videos. They take clips and manipulate them to make it look as if someone did or said something they did not do. This video of donald trump and mike pence might not be authentic. Ladies and gentlemen, all rise for brooklyn now i called you a lip synch assassin this season. How do you plan to come out on top tonight . Do you mean beside the loose pearls and razor blades . Well, the stage is where im most comfortable. Im just going to go here and live my very best life. This only happens once. So whos here supporting you tonight . . I have my mommy here. Thank you, mother heights. Thank you. Brooklyn, how do you plan to use that big, fat ass in tonights lip synch smackdown . So, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for brooklyn heights. Jimmy you see . The fake part of it. All right, so back to this hurricane. This morning in florida, police were alerted to the fact that 15 kilos of coe cacaine had washed on the beach. This is one of the packages. It was quite a discovery. A guy was walking on the beach and found this stuff. Joining us live from cocoa beach is the man who found the 15 kilos. So excited. Holy moly im excited. Jimmy i was told you found something on the beach. I found something that looked like drugs, and i smelled it and sure enough, 12 kilos of cocaine. Jimmy i thought it was 15 kilos. Sorry, its really windy, jimmy baby. Liefk i was saying, its not itt every day you find six and a half kilos of cocaine on the beach. Jimmy hows the weather . Its bad, really bad. Im going to hunker down and work on this idea for a screenplay. This guy kicks some serious ass. Hes strolling down the beach and finds two kilos of cocaine. Jimmy stay safe, goose. Be careful with that hurricane. Hell, yeah, i will, man. People are saying theyre finding cocaine on the beach down here. I havent seen any. Jimmy oh. Theres my ride, theres my ride. Whee jimmy goose. Hey, we got a great show for you. Tonight on the show, we have music from shaed, method man is here, and well be right back with dr. Phil mcgraw. [cheers and applause] Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by facebook groups. [ giggling ] ohhhh man. Took my hat off. [ to love somebody by bee gees playing ] thats crazy [ crowd cheering ] [ screaming ] lets go mets [ cheering ] the cat is like reaching absfor the handle. Its got the accents of gold. The beloved trolley. Sometimes you have to say like. Do it again. [ upbeat music ] the versatile chevy equinox. The stylish allnew chevy blazer. And the roomy Chevy Traverse with seating for up to eight. The chevy family of suvs. No matter what youre looking for in an suv, chevys got you covered. Get zero percent financing for sixty months plus seven hundred and fifty dollars on most 2019 equinox models. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. When youre over overpaying. Ahahahahaha. Hahaha. Y. Discover the rainbow taste the rainbow for barcelona . We did promise wed go. 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Seriously, get the fall brands and styles you love and save 20 to 60 off Department Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. Jimmy hello there, welcome back to the show, tonight, from the method man is here. Then, this is their ep called melt, shaed from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night, we have kirsten dunst, june diane rayphael, and music from clairo. And on friday we have a new show with nick offerman, keke palmer, and brockhampton too. So please join us for all that. For 17 seasons of tv our first guest has been rubbing a salve of hot texas queso into the loins of a troubled nation on his syndicated talk show dr. Phil. A new season, weirder than ever before, premieres monday. Please welcome the wise and whiskered, dr. Phil mcgraw. [cheers and applause] jimmy how are you . I think one of these days youre going to run out of adjectives. Jimmy no, no, i never will. Wise, which skered. Jimmy youre not weird, youre a little bit weird. Would you disagree with that statement . Vehemently. Jimmy you would. You dont think of yourself as a little bit weird . No, i dont think of myself as weird. Jimmy oh, well, we do. Im weird for being here, putting up with this [ bleep ]. [ applause ] you got to be a little weird to put up with this [ bleep ]. Jimmy happy birthday. It was your birthday on sunday. I dont really think of them as birthdays. I think of them as personal records of successive days lived. A personal record avenevery day. Jimmy thats a good way of looking at it. Did oprah call you for your birthday . No, she hasnt yet. Jimmy does she usually call you on your birthday . Yes, yes. Jimmy and this year you didnt get a call. But she will. Jimmy it was sunday, its gone. We always call each other the week of our birthday. We talk a lot. Its not like every six months or something. Shell call. Jimmy how often do you speak to oprah on the phone . A lot. Jimmy whats a lot, once a month . Not enough that its a problem. Jimmy uhhuh. What did your she talks to robin as much as she talks to me. Jimmy you call her robin, i call her dr. Phyllis. What did she do to celebrate your birthday this year . We went to new york, teufelly. Jimmy oh, you did, you went to the Jonas Brothers concert. Yes. Jimmy was that your birthday surprise . It wasnt a surprise. Its been sked isualed for a year. Jimmy i sigh. You went because, i dont know, maybe you went because you love the joe bros. I do. Theyre good friends. Jimmy whats your Favorite Song . I like the new songs. I like [ laughter ] you think i doesnt know. Jimmy well, yeah. We all do right now, [ applause ] i like, i like sucker. I like cool. I like human. Jimmy are those real songs . You dont know . Jimmy im not part of the Jonas Brothers family. Im sure theres going to be a bitch bookin them. Jimmy your son is a musician and he opened for the Jonas Brothers at Madison Square gardens. He did. Jimmy it has to be amazing to you and your wife. When you see the place sold out to the rafters, its really fun. Jimmy did you see people in the audience like what the hell is dr. Phil doing here . Sorlt of, we raised up like the band over there with a lot of security and stuff. Jimmy thats great. It is. Both my kids are doing great. Theyre kind of putting me in the rear view mirror, and they can take care of me in my old age. Jimmy and you are gating ther there, its happening. Next year is a big year, its a 70th birthday, right . Yes. And i hope i make it. Jimmy youll make it. How did you end up at joe jonas wedding . Weve been friends for a good while. Jimmy well, through your son . Thats how i met him. Yeah. Jimmy and he said were inviting the whole Mcgraw Family to our wedding . Pretty much. Jimmy then you on instagram, i feel like you screwed up here. Because they posted a photograph. And their wedding was very secretive, it was held in paris, right . No, see, thats where youre screwed up. It wasnt in paris. Jimmy where was it . Youre getting ready to say i gave it away. Thats bull [ bleep ]. I got a bad rap on that. Jimmy okay, lets see. What it says here is easy now, one week to go, ha, see you at the wedding. Now, then in the news, it was, whoops, dr. Phil just revealed joe jonas and sophie turners wedding day. Dr. Phil gave away, dr. Phil phl accidently revealed. Was the wedding date one week from that photograph . I didnt know you had evidence. Jimmy i have evidence. I always have evidence. [ applause ] you know im a prosecutor at heart. No, it wasnt a week. But it was pretty close. Jimmy it was pretty close. But it wasnt in paris. Nobody knew where it was. Jimmy it was in france, though, right . Yes. Jimmy wheres paris, may i ask . Youre under oath . Its a long way from where the wedding was in france. And it was, by the way, on the hottest day in the history of france. Not in the hottest day since the Weather Channel started, the hottest day in the history of france. Louis the xiv. I lost a lot of weight. Jimmy did they get mad at you for posting that . No. Jimmy nobody said anything . Nobody said oh, god, i knew we shouldnt have invited dr. Phil were trying to keep this secret. I dont think it ever occurred to them until now. Jimmy its all over the news. Im sure theyre sitting watching right now. Because youre such a big fan of theirs. Jimmy i know those guys from when they were little kids. I practically raised them. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy theyre nice guys. They are nice guys. Jimmy i just think its weird that they invited you to the wedding. Why is that weird . Because you didnt invite me to yours . [ crowd reacts ] jimmy no, that has nothing to do would it. Apparently, it does. You have some standard you dont think they have. Jimmy did we just touch on something . Were you upset that i didnt invite you to my wedding . [ applause ] was any. Jimmy yeah. No, i still am. Jimmy you are. Im sorry. Had i known, i would have invited you to the wedding. Had i known you cared, i absolutely would have. I dont think so. Jimmy heres the thing. No joefs. I feel like when dr. Phil shows up theres bad news. You said no offense, but. But means get ready. Ready. Jimmy bam marshera reaches out to you u when a celebrity reaches out to dr. Phil, boom, we hit rock bottom, yes . People dont normally call me first. Jimmy youre not the first doctor on the list. I cant tell you how many tens of thousands of letters i get that say this is the end. Im at the end of my rope. This is the last stop on the subway. Why doesnt somebody call me first when [ bleep ] goes a little wrong. Give me a ring okay . Dont wait until the wheels have come off. [cheers and applause] dont wait until everythings gone to hell and then say, okay, whee well call the bald die aguy an what he has to say. Jimmy not just me, i feel like weve all been insensitive to you, to the fact that youre a real human being, beneath this tough exterior, where youre pounding people and calling them dope, youre dumber than a june bug up a, you know, up a monkeys butt and all that kind of stuff, that theres a person thats hurting inside. Well, i do suffer from ethasagora phobia. Jimmy whats that . The fear of being forgotten or ignored. Jimmy oh, you will never be forgotten, dr. Phil. Were going to take a break, and im going to hold you during this break. We will be embracing the whole time. Well be right back with dr. Phil. This is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. You shopping, you maximizing. You shopping, you maximizing. Get more of the brands you love and the quality you want, and save every time. Its not shopping, its maximizing. Start maximizing today maxx life at t. J. Maxx. My feet go boom boom boom, zoom zoom zoom, zoom zoom zoom my feet go boom boom boom walkin away from you did you eat all of your treats . Help i need somebody help not just anybody help you know i need someone did you eat all of your treats . Help i need somebody help not just anybody help you know i need someone [cheers and applause] jimmy hello, we are back with dr. Phil mcgraw. The 18th season premiere of dr. Phil premieres monday. How many shows have you shot already . Probably 20, 25. Jimmy and the thing is this bam margera thing. He reached out to you, and you took him in to your show. Well, he, he started posting things, i guess, on instagram or whatever, he was down in austin in a hotel room, kind of on the zone. And started saying im in trouble, and i dont trust anybody except dr. Phil, like no pressure. Jimmy mmhm. And he says ill talk to him. Ill do anything he says, and i said if you want to talk to me, i told my staff, come see me, you know where i am. And he said ive been thrown off the last three airplanes ive been on. I dont know if i can get there. And i said if you want to come see me, get on the airplane, sit down, shut up and come see me. Jimmy how is he doing now . I think hes doing a serious, concerted effort to turn things around. Which i hope he does, because he has a lot of young people who look up to him. Hes in rehab. And, look, when you really have a problem with drugs or alcohol, its not unusual for there to be six or seven relapses before you finally get a grip on it. And so who knows if this will be the time. Jimmy so you put him in rehab. I put him in detox first. Jimmy well, then did he escape or left . He left without permission. He stayed for a day. Jimmy without permission, he got a tattoo that says dr. Phil on it. And its a heart combination heart star, which is very creative. Mmhm. Jimmy and how do you feel about that, dr. Phil . Well, hes a fan, but i would have preferred he stayed where he was. Jimmy if anything, if hes out getting his name your name tattooed on him, what an honor. He got the tattoo, went to a hotel on sunset and probably got arrested. Jimmy mmhm. Then he went back and stayed for a couple days and back and out again. But now hes heading down. Jimmy would it be smart for him to get your number tattooed on him . In case somebody needs to call . Maybe a bar code. You swipe and it rings the phone. Jimmy how do you feel about the country, the general state of the union right now . Its troubling to me, because i think weve lost human connection. You know, and ive said it before. Always weve been able to have disagreements and disagree and then go on and have a relationship, respect each other as human beings, and now it doesnt seem that way, somebody disagrees with you, boycott them, black ball them, do this, do that. You dont ever resolve anything by turning away from each other. You resolve things by turning towards each other and talking it through and resolving by hearing each other out and finding some middle ground. And theres no dialog now. Jimmy youre saying we shouldnt be building a wall. [ applause ] is that what youre saying . Im saying there is a big wall between the left and the right, right now. And i dont get into politics one side or the other. Jimmy well, you did really get into politics inadvertently. Because youre the First National Television Exposure which Elizabeth Warren had was on guess whose show. Lets go through the rest of this real quick. Catch up on your utility payments where youre behind so thats not a problem. Keep payin those Student Loans because theyll stay after you. But youve got to hit those credit cards. Minimum monthly payment, thats for suckers. Theyre stealing from you, and youre saying here, take my money, dont do that. Pay down extra, pay down extra, and pay down extra again until its gone. Jimmy now did she get your name tattooed on her body as well . Not as far as you know. Jimmy thats kind of strange, isnt it . Liz warren is a really good friend. I really love her personally, shes smart, shes funny, hardworking, harvard law professor. This is a really bright lady. I dont agree with all her political positions, but i tell you what, as a quality human being, you wont find a better woman than she is. Jimmy is she too smart to be the president of the United States . Depends on who youre comparing her to. Jimmy dr. Phil, everybody. Season 18 of dr. Phil premieres monday. Well be back with method man. The restless. Ved for those who need to. Move. And roar. And ride. Up, down, over. Powering through. This seat is for those that get down in it. Into the fray. The arena. This seat is not for spectators. Boom goes the dynamite, club yoko plays ] feels like im taking flight. [sfx poof] [sfx squeaking eraser sound effect. ] i am who i wanna be who i wanna be who i wanna be. 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This is my daughter gianna. Were here on vacation. Are you guys excited to be on vacation . Super excited . There it is. What are you guys going to do . Tomorrow were doing all the touristy stuff. Were going to san fran and san diego. Were exploring all over the place, going to alcatraz. My wife wants to see the theater. Taking in parts of the geek shops. See a bunch of our areas that we dont get to see in jersey. What are you most excited for . Going home. Miserable teenager on vacation of the night wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. Doordash has the restaurants you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. The most restaurants across america. First order, 0 delivery fee. squirrel noises squirrel noises fake squirrel noise squirrel noise fake squirrel noise jif peanut butter. Its that jifing good youd dress up like a squirrel for it. Tlets go mets go time daddy [ giggling ] ohhhh man. Took my hat off. 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Jimmy you were, in the first year of the show, i would have a cohost every night for the week, and you were one of the original cohosts, and we had a lot of fun, right . Yeah, we did, we did. You set me up a couple of times, but it was fine. Jimmy who did i set you up with . Kelly osbourne. I said some offcolor stuff. Jimmy did i do that . Yeah. But the last night of stg you surprised me with skis. Jimmy oh, as a gift. As a gift. And im lookin like, black people dont ski. Jimmy why did i give you skis . I have no idea. Maybe you wanted me to trash into a tree or something. Jimmy did you use the skis . No, what actually happened is i put them in storage. And i must have left it in storage for at least ten years. Who leaves stuff in storage for ten years, anyone . Jimmy yeah, i do. It was one of those ghetto ones, by the time i got back in there, the skis were gone. Jimmy terrific. Ill get you some new skis if you think you might use them. If you do it, ill use them. Ill send you footage. Jimmy you had the great documentary series about the group, about wutang. And now you followed it up with a scripted series. Yeah. Jimmy which is interesting. It must be odd to see people playing you and your friends. Wutang, an american saga actually premieres, wutang wednesday on hulu. Jimmy mmhm. And so [cheers and applause] this show, as a young man, you really worked at the statue of liberty. Best job i ever had. Jimmy really . Best job i ever had. Jimmy you loved working there. What was so great about it . Brad hill, shout out to mr. Hill, still there. They would hire kids like myself, straight off the street. I didnt have any id, nothing. It was kind of like a trust system, know what i mean . And we got paid in cash. Jimmy really . The fact that they would bring us in and a lot of us robbed them blind behind the scenes, but they would still hire these underprivileged kids. Jimmy you robbed the statue of liberty . Im not saying i did it. Actually, i didnt. I loved that job. Lets put it that way. Thats why im still well come there to this day. Jimmy what was your job . I did garbage. Dont look down on garbage. That was a step up from doing the counters. If you watch the of mice and men documentary, i went back to visit my old job and still knew how to run the place. I did a little sweepin up. Jimmy you remember the inscription at the base of the statue of liberty . Ive never been there, i cant tell you. Give me your tired and your huddled masses . Jimmy how long did you work there . I worked there five years. Jimmy just that thats all you know of it. I know shes there, yeah. Jimmy light being ting the. Lighting the way. Yay america [cheers and applause] jimmy on the tv show, they call you shotgun. Yeah. Jimmy that was your first nickname. That was my nickname period, the only nickname i ever had. Jimmy is method man a nickname . Thats a street name. You know, you get caught doing something, theyre like method man did it. Jimmy thats clever, really. Why shotgun . Why were you called shotgun . It was a name that my fathers friend had gave me when i was younger. Ly i had gotten one of those little cap guns. You probably know. Jimmy my mother wouldnt let me have one. Other kids had them and i was jealous. Would you have been jealous of me then. My fathers friend seen that i would take it with me everywhere and the name stuck. My mom still calls me shotgun. Jimmy your mom calls you shotgun. Your real names clifford. Does anyone call you cliff or clifford . Mainly people who dont know me. Jimmy youre on this podcaspodcast marvel. I have over 30,000 books. Ive been collecting since i was 13. Jimmy those arent in the Storage Place with the skis, are they . Do you have any good ones . [ applause ] yeah, yeah, actually, they were in the same storage unit. They didnt Pay Attention to the books. I bag and board them. I bag them and board them and put them in these boxes. Anyone who collects comics knows exactly what im talking about. Jimmy you have to be on the lookout for nordic thieves. Exactly. Jimmy whats the first one. My first appearance 181. Jimmy do you have any idea what its worth . They appraised it for me. I think it came in at 5,000. Jimmy youd never part with that. No. No. Jimmy do you ever read it . Ive read it, but ive never open thad particul opened that particular book. Jimmy the podcast, its like scripted. Its scripted like actually acting, but youre in a booth. Jimmy was that a dream come true for you . Anything with marvel is a dream come true. Coy i could be in the credits for avengers for sweeping the floor, loading the camera. Jimmy did you tell them im a big fan. I tried that, i put up a picture on my instagram and took it down. I work out a lot now. Jimmy that explains all your muscles. So im trying to tell them, i have a super heros physique. Im ready. Not to mention that i fight crime at night. Once i leave here, im going to be a busy dude. Jimmy youre too real for them. Thats what it is. Jimmy its very good to see you. Im sorry about the skis. Thats really disappointing. But method man what is the name of the podcast . Marvels. Also, nike. Them dunks, im going to need a pair. I said it here on jimmy kimmel. Jimmy you dont have one . No. Jimmy nike, you better get to work. Jimmy method man wutang an american saga is on hulu now. And well return with music from shaed. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gclass. Mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank dr. Phil and method man, and fred willard. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first this is their album melt, here with the song trampoline, shaed [cheers and applause] ive been havin dreams jumpin on a trampoline flippin in the air i never land just float there as im looking up suddenly the sky erupts flames alight the trees spread to fallin leaves now theyre right upon me wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved ive been having dreams ahh ah splashin in a summer stream ahh ah trip and i fall in i wanted it to happen my body turns to ice ahh ah crushin weight of paradise ahh ah solid block of gold lying in the cold i feel right at home wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved ahh ah ahh ah ah ah i never feel so loved ahh ahah ah la la la lah ahh ah la la la lah ahh ah la la la lah ahh ah la la la lah ahh ah wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved wait if im on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved [cheers and applause] this is nightline. 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