At trumps plaza hotel on 58t 58th street has switched places with the trump march to war with north korea protest at trumps plaza in new rochelle. Everybody got that. Okay, lets go protest oh, hold on. Hold on. Trumps tweeting again. Cannibalism has its merits wow. Okay. Revise plan. Everybody over to the trump ice rink for the eating humans is wrong rally lets go announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes senator Bernie Sanders, caitrioina balf, and musical guest the national, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen very nice. Very kind. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. Now piano riff cheers and applause quickly here, Hurricane Irma you guys heard of this . Hurricane irma, it continues to grind its way through the caribbean. Its the largest atlantic storm in history, with sustaine
Cris we talk about the fact that marsh has been here for five days and just got beat for that touchdown. Phillip dorsett has been here about three days. You wonder how much of this offense that he could know. Al traded Jacoby Brissett over there for him. To indianapolis. Third and two. Brady gets the pass to white. Slip move and very close to a first down. Each side looks at it with their heart and not their eye. Looks like where they spotted the ball they are going to be short. We have an interesting decision here if they are short. So vinovich calls time. They will bring the chains in. But it looks to us like they are half a yard shy. That is about the length of the football. Belichick wants to get the right personnel in. Cris there are a lot of teams belichick has coached that he might punt the football in this situation and let his defense make a stand. But with the injuries now and the key injury to hightower. I cant emphasize enough what that would mean. I think belichick decided
And alfie boe. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 733. Yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness. Hello, everybody. Welcome. Thank you so much. Welcome. I hope you feel welcome here. Thank you for being here, i love you too, sir. [ laughter ] welcome to the tonight show everybody. You made it, this is it. The tonight show. Youre here. This is the show. Youre in the show. [ cheers and applause ] here is what people are talking about. I saw that President Trumps getting some positive press coverage after he worked with demo i know, thats a a shocker. Yeah. [ laughter ] he is Getting Positive Press Coverage after he worked with democrats to pass a government funding bill. Yeah, trump says hes happy with the press, and cant wait to ruin it with one tweet. [ laughter and applause ] i hate santa. Listen to this. So it came out that nancy pelosi asked the president to tweet that dreamers here on the Daca Immigration Program have
Human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how you . Whats going on man. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ed from crowd. Theres mow mistaking a friday crowd, man. cheers and applause yeah. You could take a core sample of this crowd, pull it out, and count the rings of friday. Thats how pure the friday crowd is tonight. Now, i hope everyone is staying safe from or evacuated away from hurricane irma. This thing is serious. Look at the Weather Channel apps actual forecast for miami beach this weekend 100 chance of rain, winds 127 miles an hour. Still, less chaotic than spring break at daytona beach. laughter we want to send thoughts and prayers to everyone affected. Also, thoughts and money. If you dont know where to give, tune in on tuesday to hand in hand, a telethon to benefit everyone affected by both hurricanes irma and harvey. I will be
And alfie boe. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 733. Yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness. Hello, everybody. Welcome. Thank you so much. Welcome. I hope you feel welcome here. Thank you for being here, i love you too, sir. [ laughter ] welcome to the tonight show everybody. You made it, this is it. The tonight show. Youre here. This is the show. Youre in the show. [ cheers and applause ] here is what people are talking about. I saw that President Trumps getting some positive press coverage after he worked with demo i know, thats a a shocker. Yeah. [ laughter ] he is Getting Positive Press Coverage after he worked with democrats to pass a government funding bill. Yeah, trump says hes happy with the press, and cant wait to ruin it with one tweet. [ laughter and applause ] i hate santa. Listen to this. So it came out that nancy pelosi asked the president to tweet that dreamers here on the Daca Immigration Program have