happy tuesday everybody. yes, it s tuesday. when i was in college back in the day we had something called mickey mouse courses. these were classes you took when you were sure to get an easy a . degrees deemed making morrows courses are golf course management, media or cultural studies and of course in fox & friends . even today there are courses on tree climbing, harry potter, taylor swift. the biggest mickey mouse major of all is gender studies. according to yale daily news over 90% of women in gender studies majors at the ivy league school receive a grades. apparently 80% of your grade is based on how much you hate your parents. and the only way to fail is by saying a woman has ava china. meanwhile students who major in science technology engineering mathematics received the fewest a . think about that the next time you re driving over a bridge in your car. kind of redundant. it is what we already knew. the more useful your skills are to society the temperate is to succe
greg: all right okay. sit down, sit down! [ cheering ] jesus christ you people. i was out of town last night did anything happen? it is friday you know what that means like most corollas you find him and junkyards, to adam corolla! she s got southern charm and can break your arm cohost of the bottom line megan could dowel. she s offbeat as a 1 armed drummer, host of kennedy saves the world, canady. and he s the original planet fitness. new york times best-selling author, comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. all right calmed down. so how bad was joe at the debate last night? [ booing ] so bad that julie reid lost even more hair. so bad jimmy carter watched the debate and said wow that guy is almost a dead. so bad hillary is already writing her acceptance speech and a joe s suicide note. it s so bad nancy pelosi s face on froze. joe was so bad vladimir putin denied poisoning him. it was so bad joe biden thought st. peter was at the moderator. [ cheering a
greg: all right okay. sit down, sit down! [ cheering ] jesus christ you people. i was out of town last night did anything happen? it is friday you know what that means like most corollas you find him and junkyards, to adam corolla! she s got southern charm and can break your arm cohost of the bottom line megan could dowel. she s offbeat as a 1 armed drummer, host of kennedy saves the world, canady. and he s the original planet fitness. new york times best-selling author, comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. all right calmed down. so how bad was joe at the debate last night? [ booing ] so bad that julie reid lost even more hair. so bad jimmy carter watched the debate and said wow that guy is almost a dead. so bad hillary is already writing her acceptance speech and a joe s suicide note. it s so bad nancy pelosi s face on froze. joe was so bad vladimir putin denied poisoning him. it was so bad joe biden thought st. peter was at the moderator. [ cheering a
speaker-01: yes! well-deserved it s fridays you know what that means let s welcome tonight s guests. he has a mind for politics and a face for a gerber jar host of the guy benson show, guy benson. he is a reason to get up in the morning and a change of fox and friends house to todd piro! her ideas carry more wait than her actual body. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he uses manhole covers as frisbees new york times best-selling author, comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. so before we get to some news stories let s do this. a grade is that the leftovers yum. greg: it s leftovers where we read the jokes not use this week as my first time reading them so if they suck we will beat right joe marti toes and serve them to the audience. in no break with tradition cnn plans on airing commercials during the 2024 debates also choosing adds to cater to the current president. the court his left wing base biden is pro
[ cheering and applause ] greg: thank you. i should bathe more often i guess. happy wednesday. tomorrow night is the much anticipated cnn debate happening in less than 24 hours meaning biden camp has sent a new list of questions. trump is expected to be asked tough questions likes solving the middle east while biden is expected to be asked questions like are you okay and can you hear me. squad member jamaal bowman lost his election bid last night in his concession speech he plans to spend more time with his family, exercising and hating jews said he would never stop fighting for the people who got him elected unless they die crashing into buildings. the new film a quiet place and day 1 is airing apparently it takes place at o brien kill mead book signing. hillary is releasing a new memoir 17 days before the election promising to teach readers how to age with grace i guess that s the name of the chick bill is banging. lauren bo bert secured the gop nomination after tuesday