check under your chairs. i m kidding. anat s monday y. let s welcome tonight s guests. she s an independent, but she knows kurt loder, host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. to he brings florida heat to hisrea congressional seat. florida congressman byron. she s like a blow dryer full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. but snooki dream here catches and finally hammers out his roller skates. my match sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. it s hot in here. i think it s obviousere.. all right. so before we get to some new stories. you know, it s friday, so that s when we do this greg s leftovers. idn mm. yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading these. so if they reading , blame me.bm blame joe machi, one of our writers, as you can tell by his pasty countenance, pudgy, pale sad joe machi. all right.e go sorry. . thewow. r acti here we go.vi flaswhite house h
television. trans tuesday. wait a minute, i m not tuesday, i m saturday. greg: welcome to trans tuesday, i m your host, angela lanesbury. tonight s topic, jaws drop after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden, a transgender influencer bared her breast on the lawn. are we topless at the white house? greg: i know what you might be thinking, what a bunch of boobs. seriously, who invites these idiots. the only thing influencers influence, they are to credibility what cancer is to your balls. ooh, i know. how the hell did we get here where a person things it is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said please, a little decorum. not matching appropriate activity to appropriate venue. i would ask who is in charge over there, biden doesn t know. montoya baring your chest, i that you had that was nadler leaving the sauna steam room. we re going to hell for that know wo. greg: this is fitting story, last week i got into a tiff with a friend over trans
sproefd support for athletes speaking out against biological men who keep trying to compete with women in sports. you know, the guys who keep putting the meat in swim meet. disgusting. ponder tweeted i barely said anything publicly about this issue and i ve had so many people message me stop me in the streets and say thank you and tell me stories about girls afraid to speak up for fear of loss of employment or hateful but it s not hateful to demand fairness for girls in sports that s logical fair and based on er refeudable scientific facts. what happens next? liberals in the media are furious because well they re stupid and what do they do to a woman speaking out against bullying of women? they bully her of course. riding in on her broomstick is nancy armor a ghastly sports columnist for usa today the official dor matt for americans staying at low priced hotels. if the laquinn take inn goes out of business, so does she. the god awful armor writes quote don t be fooled by the
[laughter] i m kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let s big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numb
latest news, target is going balls out for keeping your balls in. the retail giant is selling women bathing suits that are tuck friendly. who knew this was in such high demand. i always shout shrinkage would solve this problem. but i guess i didn t realize all these years how many women were suffering in silent. wow. so, pictures and videos of these junk tuckers have gone viral. junk tuckers. spreading spreading like monkey pox at a pride parade. yes, and he will be punished for that. that gay guy, he tricks me every time. the target swimsuits promote their tuck friendly const construction, extra crotch coverage. why would you want to hide the fact that you got a package at the beach? unless you want to trick someone. sorry, i am never going to be comfortable with a girl is staring at me and getting aroused in her swim trunks. that goes for the beach and womens bathrooms. that was funny when it was written. several people several people online have said target s marking t