Hello, and welcome, erybody. The end of the year is the perfectime to reunite with old friends, but weve been doing that all yearing on. We absolutely have. We got some of your favorite casts ba together, and lets start with a comedy classic celebrating its 20th anniversary, american pie. What doe it feel like being ba together again 20 years later . Kind o crazy. Pretty great. Whenever i see this group it just really takes you back and feels like no time has passed. Did you have any ide when making this movie it will still stand up0 years later . Personally i felt likee were part of something special. It was really interesting because the ternet was kind of happening,ut not obviously the way it is today. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] im at a with moms and dads and theyre like, you got old. Im like yeah, 20 years ago. Lets talk about the pie. Thes pies everywhere. That scene yeah, it was. Jim . Its not what it looks like. It funny, when iead to script and do go to tt scene, i laughed out lou
Jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. You guys, this is fun. Shark week is officially here steve yeah [ cheers ] jimmy and if youre excited about that, youre either a marine biologist or really high [ light laughter ] i read that shark week started back in 1988 yeah its been around for over 30 years even crazier, theyve just been airing the same ten shows and nobodys noticed [ laughter ] get this, every year there are about 80 unprovoked shark attacks. Yeah, 80 unprovoked attacks. Or as President Trump calls that, a weekend. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] actually trump loves shark week. Its the one time he can tweet, i love great whites, without being called a racist. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause steve really jimmy speaking of the president , the other day he invited some reporters in to talk about how he might put a tax on french
Jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. You guys, this is fun. Shark week is officially here steve yeah [ cheers ] jimmy and if youre excited about that, youre either a marine biologist or really high [ light laughter ] i read that shark week started back in 1988 yeah its been around for over 30 years even crazier, theyve just been airing the same ten shows and nobodys noticed [ laughter ] get this, every year there are about 80 unprovoked shark attacks. Yeah, 80 unprovoked attacks. Or as President Trump calls that, a weekend. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] actually trump loves shark week. Its the one time he can tweet, i love great whites, without g called a racist. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause steve really jimmy speaking of the president , the other day he invited some reporters in to talk about how he might put a tax on french win
Comfortable reading lines from shakespeare as he is marvel comics. L. A. Is basically the surface of the sun with a lot of boob jobs on it. May was the hottest may on record. April was the hottest april. So was march, february, and now the hottest june so far. If Global Warming is a hoax, theyre doing a really good job with it. I believe it completely. I came up with an ingenious solution, fashion wise. I asked our ward robe department to do this. Align my suit with otter pops. [ applause ] i have all the flavors. And i have a snow cone down the front of my pants. Hillary clinton gave a speech in columbus, ohio, she called trump an uncaring business man. Which i guess is supposed to be an insult, except those are the exact words he has printed on his business card. Donald trump, uncaring businessman. And said his policies would lead to a surge in unemployment. Hes famous primarily for firing people on television. About the speech, clintons Senior Advisor said if we were to put trump be
Here. If i may, a quick audience poll before we get going. How many of you are here mostly for the airconditioning . [ applause ] jimmy it hurts, but i understand. We are in the midst of a helllike heat wave on the west coast. I know hollywood boulevard was 103 degrees today. Inside sponge bobs costume, 203 degrees. The temperature hit 112 in Beverly Hills yesterday. Thats dangerous. Many residents of Beverly Hills are made of materials that melt at temperatures like that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it isnt a laughing matter. Experts say the best thing you can do in heat like this is take a screen shot of the weather app and post it to facebook. That way if you die, you go out with some likes. How many of you watched the basketball game last night . It was the most watched nba ever for abc, the highest rated finals since 199 8 j since Michael Jordans last game. The Golden State Warriors seemed to be invincible during the regular season. Before the season started, an evil wizard cast