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Jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. You guys, this is fun. Shark week is officially here steve yeah [ cheers ] jimmy and if youre excited about that, youre either a marine biologist or really high [ light laughter ] i read that shark week started back in 1988 yeah its been around for over 30 years even crazier, theyve just been airing the same ten shows and nobodys noticed [ laughter ] get this, every year there are about 80 unprovoked shark attacks. Yeah, 80 unprovoked attacks. Or as President Trump calls that, a weekend. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] actually trump loves shark week. Its the one time he can tweet, i love great whites, without g called a racist. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause steve really jimmy speaking of the president , the other day he invited some reporters in to talk about how he might put a tax on french wine even though he doesnt drink, he still weighed in on what he thinks about french wine versus american wine. Listen to this ive always liked american wines better than french wines even though i dont drink wine [ laughter ] i just like the way the look [ laughter ] jimmy after that, his staffers were like everyone on family feud after a teammate gives a weird response theyre like, good answer. [ laughter ] it looks yeah some more political news this week, there are two more democratic debates and tomorrows airs at the same time as the bachelorette finale steve ooh. [ audience oohs jimmy so no matter which one you watch, youll see a bunch of sad guys going home in a limo. [ laughter ] no matter what but everyones getting ready for the next round of democratic debates, which are this tuesday and wednesday tariq oh, man, thats great. I cant wait to see my favorite candidate, Eric Swalwell [ light laughter ] jimmy you didnt hear, tariq . Eric swalwell dropped out of the race hes actually the only candidate not returning to this round of debates tariq are you kidding me right now . Jimmy no, im not kidding. [ light laughter ] you liked Eric Swalwell . Tariq duh. Why else would i get all these shirts made that say you cant [ laughter ] you cant spell america without eric . Jimmy i had no idea that [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i had no idea that you liked him so much. I tariq i thought everyone did. [ light laughter ] why else would i get all these shirts made [ laughter ] that say we dont need a wall, we need a swal . [ laughter and applause jimmy yeah, yeah thats pretty i understand it must be upsetting, but im sorry i had to break it to you like this tariq man, this is the worst. Now what am i going to do with all these shirts [ laughter ] that say alls well that ends swell. Jimmy all swell that g woe and worse. Tariq, how many shirts did you get made tariq i mean, who cares . It doesnt matter anyway i mean, whos even replacing him in the debate . Jimmy a guy named Steve Bullock. Tariq oh, man, really . I love Steve Bullock he was my second pick. [ light laughter ] jimmy please dont tell me that you tariq which is why i got all these shirts made [ laughter ] that say, dont be fooled by the rocks that i got im still steve from the steve from the bullock. [ laughter and applause jimmy all right, thank you very much. Thats a pretty good one thank you. Tariq trotter, everybody tariq, thank you very much [ cheers and applause im still steve from the bullock. Steve yeah from the bullock from the bullock jimmy im still steve from the bullock. Steve yeah and hes got a bunch of rocks. Jimmy some [ light laughter ] some news from overseas. There are rumors that prince harry and Meghan Markle have banned their neighbors from talking to them steve ooh. [ audience oohs jimmy apparently the neighbors arent even allowed to say good morning. Steve oh jimmy right now youre thinking thats rude, but youre also a little jealous [ light laughter ] check this out i heard that soon teslas will be able to stream netflix on the cars Center Display [ scattered cheers ] its all part of teslas plan to cut down on emissions and pedestrians. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy heres some good news from washington. Democrats and republicans just worked together to pass a bill that would block robocalls i think its the one thing [ cheers and applause ne thing on, robocalls are the worst. Steve you know what, its funny, because i never get robocalls. Jimmy youre one of the lucky ones, because they can be pretty awful [ phone vibrating steve oops, sorry. Getting a phone call right now [ light laughter ] thats weird its my area code, but i dont recognize the number jimmy no, higgins that is a robocall steve no, clearly its a a local call [ light laughter ] jimmy no, higgins, thats what they do now steve probably one of my relatives from a random line, because their phone broke. Jimmy no, no, no thats what they want you to think. Steve no, no, no here, ill put it on speaker you got the steve. Hello, this is a call regarding your Computers Security this is an emergency steve whoa, good thing i answered huh, smart guy jimmy no, no, no [ laughter ] no, higgins you must your Social Security information immediately. Steve well, of course. My Social Security is 987 jimmy no, no higgins, higgins, higgins steve thisll just take a second [ light laughter ] nine jimmy dont dont give them or america your Social Security number right now. Thats crazy steve dude, its totally cool thats why they call it Social Security. [ laughter ] its meant to be social. Its meant to be shared. Jimmy no, thats not that is not what it means, actually thats not what it steve no, thats what it means. No, you got a pen . Its 987 jimmy oh, my goodness. [ light laughter ] steve 654326. And thank you for looking out for me [ laughter ] jimmy i cant believe you just did that. That its a total scam. I mean, if youre not careful with these calls, someone is going to steal your identity steve dont worry about it everything is fine [ laughter and applause you just just do your monologue. [ laughter ] jimmy what what are you swiping . Steve im on tinder. Jimmy ah, get out of here. [ laughter ] oh, this isnt good here, guys a woman in tennessee was staying at a hampton inn and she woke up when a snake slithered across her body. [ audience oohs hampton inn is defending itself they were like, well, did our wakeup call work or not . I mean [ light laughter ] and finally, you guys, im excited about this tonight on the show we have the winner of the fortnite world cup championship held a he nd applause won 3 million [ cheers ] right now parents everywhere are going, all right, put down your homework and go play video games. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hey its going to be a fun show tonight. Rachel brosnahan is here tonight. Steve oh, come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy from the marvelous mrs. Maisel. Carla gugino is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy and weve got great music from ty dolla ign steve hey [ cheers and applause jimmy and as i mentioned, were talking to 16yearold fortnite champion Kyle Bugha Giersdorf steve ooh. Jimmy bugha. [ cheers and applause imagine that steve three mill jimmy thats amazing, yeah i cant wait to talk to him. I just want to see because i mean, youre like, oh, its just video games. Its not its, like, a whole thing. He dedicates his life to this game put hours of practice in and then to win that much money, 3 million holy moly, thats awesome. Good for him i like that kid. Oh, hey. I want to remind everyone about our winner in the tonight show summer reads contest. Its called ask again, yes by mary beth keane. It says, Francis Gleeson and Brian Stanhope were two rookie cops working together in 1 1970s new york city. They become neighbors and their kids become close friends. But one night, something shocking happens that will affect their families for the next 40 years. [ light laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy after we announced the winner, it jumped to number two on the amazon bestsellers list overnight [ cheers and applause so thank you for getting this book so i want to give you, like, a a week to get the book so we can all read it together i read the prologue over the weekend. Yeah its fantastic steve i cant wait jimmy its really its a great book so go to tonightshow. Com summerreads to find out all the places you can buy the bookt the library. [ light laughter ] and we can all read this book together i thought it would be cool, re post it to Instagram Stories and let us know where you are. Include your location. So i wanna see how many places people are reading the book. Be sure to tag fallontonight and jimmyfallon and well reshare our favorites. Its gonna be cool thank you. [ cheers and applause stick around well be right back with Rachel Brosnahan, everybody. [ cheers and applause you thinkin what im thinkin shaw . Create some pain. [ engine revving ] brace yourself [ engine revving ] i got him. No, i got him. I got him. I got him. Don yet dont let it catch you whoa i cant feel the heat cake in the Conference Room showing em youre ready. To be your own boss. Thats the beauty of your smile. Crests three dimensional whitening. Removes stains,. Whitens inbetween teeth. And protects from future stains. Crest. Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. When better chickens are hatched, we will hatch them. Its why all of the tyson chicken that bears his name is raised with no antibiotics ever. Every nugget, strip and drumstick. Keep it real. Keep it tyson. The brewpub chicken new hwith grilled chicken,. Crispy smokehouse bacon, and fresh avocado. E wi chipotle mayo. The new hot chicken trio at togos. How far would you go for a togo . [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest tonight is the emmy and golden globewinning star of the marvelous mrs. Maisel. Everyone, please welcome Rachel Brosnahan [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to our show its always great to see you, buddy. Thank you nice to see you. Jimmy and happy belated birthday thank you very much jimmy i did not your birthday is july 12th jimmy july 12th. Yeah. Jimmy theres some confusion about theres been a little bit of confusion about this im about to start turning bright red because i just feel my fault jimmy okay heres why. Jimmy okay so when a couple years ago, i started getting random birthday messages, tweets. Jimmy yeah just a few on twitter and things on april 2nd saying happy birthday. Jimmy april 2nd. Yeah and i was like, oh, thats strange. Its not my jimmy birthday, no its not but thank you so much. And it started happening a a little bit more and i finally just got on twitter and said, you know, its not my birthday but thank you so much. [ light laughter ] my and then okay, so a a friend of mine and i, were sort of laughing about this. We were like, its so strange my birthday is april 2nd on the internet. I told someone i said, go go gle like, go on the internet change my birthday. Jimmy yeah someone went on and put my real birthday in jimmy yes. And it was rejected [ laughter ] jimmy they said absolutely not. It was they just said, thats not it. Jimmy no, thats not its april 2nd is your birthday this is not it. I was like, okay. Thats the original fake news. Like it became truer than the truth. My friend and i found this very amusing. So i got on twitter like an idiot and said, who wants to change my internet birthday . [ light laughter ] jimmy you just said as a a joke you just made that up and said we just thought it would be jimmy can you do it. Stupid and amusing jimmy yeah there were like couple thousand of people who followed me i never thought anyone that would care and then it became so, so, so real. Jimmy its real. Its so real. Jimmy a screen shot from today. This is how you know. Wikipedia says its real [ laughter and applause jimmy december 15th. But it became so real that i was shooting a movie abroad this past winter and, you know, like it was december and i walked on set one day, walked into my trailer and there were flowers everywhere [ light laughter ] Benedict Cumberbatch bought me a book and i was like just felt like so mortified. And then i told everyone that it wasnt my birthday. They were embarrassed, then i nearly died of secondhand embarrassment. [ light laughter ] anyways jimmy yeah this is a very silly story. I really need to come clean. My birthday is july 12th somebody please change it on wikipedia. Jimmy so july 12th [ cheers and applause shes not this type of person. Im not a liar. Jimmy we dont like these tricks i tried to change it back no july 12th, please, [ laughter ] Wikipedia Jimmy yeah wikipedia, change that thing if hear this, please change my birthday. Jimmy yeah please, youre too nice for this im so sorry. Jimmy i know no, no we know its coming from a good place. Please, we love you. Tell me about your work with Covenant House yes, so ive been working with this Amazing Organization called Covenant House for the last seven years its an organization that provides vital support and services to young people overcoming homelessness. And they have a presence in 31 cities across the u. S. , canada, and latin america. Jimmy wow. And this upcoming august 19th, myself me and a bunch of other members of the broadway and film and Television Community will be spending a night outside as an act of solidarity and to raise ney and awareness for Covenant House and the young people that they provide services for jimmy good for you [ cheers and applause amazing. Yeah. Im really excited jimmy how do people get involved hoe do they how do they know how to get involved . There are a lot of different ways to get involved the easiest and fastest way is to make a donation jimmy okay any donation helps no matter how small and no matter how large, they all help [ laughter ] the link is ive posted all over the place its in my instagram bio, on twitter. On the facebook somewhere. And you can also join a sleep out near you the Covenant House has a a presence all over the u. S. You can find one they do sleep outs all year long theres also sleep out america, which is in november and you can sleep out anywhere with jimmy wow. Forou forfamily, youre doing that. Thats awesome thank you its been an amazing experience je talented [ light laughter ] you win another you win another award and i have to congratulate you on the award. But you is that true . E jimmy yeah every time . Jimmy every time youve come on, youve won you won a golden globe you won an emmy since last time i think that means that youre my good luck charm. Thank you. Jimmy yeah, i am but no, youre really good youre really talented thank you jimmy obviously, congrats on your emmy nomination. Thank you very much [ cheers and applause thanks jimmy well deserved. Thank you jimmy and its such a tricky role. I say this every time youre on but its such a tricky role to play a comedian, cause usually when you see these shows, theyre not quite funny enough jokes and youre like, yeah, i love her but its not funny. Youre funny and its great. And so youre just knocking it out of the park. So congrats on that. Thank you jimmy i know youre filming season three or are you finished filming we are in the middle of filming season three were about threequarters of the way through. Jimmy really all right. [ cheers ] im happy about the can you say anything about the plot or well just find out . I cant say a whole lot i dont want to spoil anything jimmy no, i dont want get you in trouble yeah, okay we know from the end of last season that midge is on the road this year with shy baldwin, and so there will be some some shenanigans. We shot a couple weeks in miami, which was crazy jimmy oh, fun. But yeah, shes on the road this year. Thats about all i can say jimmy i saw that you were in jfk i was at jfk. We were shooting some promo shoots shots, shoots at jfk jimmy yeah just for an afternoon but t too through the tsa in full costume to take some photos. And so alex borstein, and amy and dan, and a bunch of our crew jimmy did people freak out i mean, heres you know jimmy someone took a photo in costume yeah, thats me in security at jfk [ laughter ] getting very patted down jimmy yeah and metal detected because within this costume there is a lot of underthings. I wear a wig on the show theres a lot of clips that are involved so the metal detector was like [ impersonating beeping jimmy yeah, yeah you know, everywhere theyre like, can you take that off . I was like, not really. Jimmy but do fans just come up and gkewt is going on . No honestly, we went relatively unnoticed we just kind of marched through jfk and, you know, new yorkers theyre justin jimmy new yorkers dont care yeah, theyre like theyve seen crazier things on the streets of new york they were like jimmy yeah, were good. Yeah jimmy i want to show everyone a clip from this past season of the show heres Rachel Brosnahan in the marvelous mrs. Maisel. Take a look. So this is the first time ive ever been on television theres no way you could possibly know that because, you see, television demands an unerring instinct for knowing where the camera is at all times. [ laughter ] not something you can learn. Pure instinct. So i am not a singer you would know that if i well, sang i am actually a comedian i talk to people for a living. Not that im making a living really, this whole comedian thing was all just a ruse to get on this telethon today [ laughter ] nathan, ill take that 7 [ laughter ] arthritis be damned. Thats right this an extremely unlikely stickup. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy itse aneveryone rachel and i are playing a a brand new game when we come back stick around [ cheers and applause see ya later. Im out of here. Alright. Fellas. Hello, are you the locksmith . Yes i am. Come on in. I think we were able to salvage the lock. [ shouting ] muchas gracias. Ya tu sabes. [ laughing ] the pink . Lets go mets go time daddy [ giggles ] number six, number six. Ohhhh man. Took my hat off. [ to love somebody by thats crazy lets go mets lets go mets [ crowd chanting ] lets go mets lets go mets protect your pet with the 1 name in flea and tick protection. Frontline plus. 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Jimmy gotcha, gotcha steve whose ever timer is closer to exactly seven seconds, higher or lower jimmy why are you describing like its a horror movie . [ laughter ] its a fun game. Im afraid. Steve it is fun. But its tense jimmy all right. Okay steve seven seconds jimmy okay, got you, buddy steve jimmy, youre up first. Any thoughts jimmy well steve great. When you hear this sound jimmy okay steve the clock will start are you ready . Jimmy yes. Steve are you sure jimmy yes. Steve how many seconds jimmy seven. Steve good luck. [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] steve oh [ audience ohs ] do you want to know your time or not jimmy yes. Right . Do i yeah steve 7. 12 seconds [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad steve all right, rachel. Kay. Remember, when you hear this sound youll commence the seven seconds. Okay. Steve good luck. My heart is racing. Steve this sound jimmy oh, but not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Dont jimmy no when you hear it steve ooh jimmy i didnt look. Did i win steve rachel, you are the winner of that round [ cheers and applause jimmy wow wow thats good. Steve insane in the membrane all right. This is round two or the deuce as we call it. [ laughter ] this time were going to really mix things up. This time jimmy weve never called it the deuce, ever, by the way. [ laughter ] steve we call it the deuce jimmy no, we dont steve round two. Jimmy oh, yes. Steve the deuce. Jimmy no one does that either the whole thing is weird steve the deuce. Jimmy here we go steve this time its going to get nuts. Because this time you will begin. Jimmy uhhuh steve and you will count to seven seconds. When you hear this sound stop playing the sound. Steve its nuts. Good luck. Jimmy same thing we just did. Steve no, its round two, the deuce. Jimmy yeah, i know i understand its the deuce. [ laughter ] off the rail all right, good luck steve ooh. 6. 31 jimmy. Jimmy yes. Steve it is now your turn. Jimmy yes. Steve are you ready . Jimmy yes. Steve to hear this sound because when you hear this sound you will commence. Jimmy thats correct, thank you. Steve when it is your turn to begin jimmy it is my turn, yes steve because the rules get crazy jimmy thank you very much. Steve in the deuce. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] no one says that thats not on cards or anything [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy is the winner. Jimmy what wow. [ cheers and applause steve this is the final round. Okay. Steve the game called seven seconds where things are about to get even more intense not ha ha ha ha one time intense, not deuce times intense. Jimmy no one steve but three times more intense to be precise because you wont have seven seconds you wont even have 14 seconds jimmy 21 seconds steve you will have wait, let me finish. Youll have 21 seconds. Jimmy okay very good. Steve and youll both be doing it at the same time. Oh, wow jimmy got you. Steve when you hear this jimmy yes, i stop doing that, please steve not this jimmy wait, wait, wait, what [ laughter ] steve cause thats the wrong sound. This sound is not the right sound this is the right sound [ laughter ] so only hit your buzzer when you hear this not jimmy okay [ laughter ] steve are you sure you have that both no steve all right, it is this jimmy okay steve not this jimmy stop playing the not steve nor this is another sound that it is not jimmy dont ever play the nonsound. No, no, no [ beep ] jimmy what was that . Steve thats the sound that it is not. Jimmy okay, good okay. [ laughter ] jimmy lets just play this game steve well, good luck. This time jimmy yes. Steve you both go all at the same time steve when you hear this jimmy here we go steve the clock will start when you hear this jimmy thats right please stop jimmy please stop. Steve good luck im so jimmy oh steve dont freak out. [ laughter ] 21 seconds [ light laughter ] ready . [ drum roll [ audience ohs ] steve oh judges [ drum roll rachel is the winner [ cheers and applause jimmy 22. 22. Not bad steve not bad. Jimmy too early. Steve and you know what . You are the seven second superstar so that means you will now get to bask in seven second celebration hit it [ cheers and applause oh. Jimmy thats it. Oh, wow, thats seven seconds. There you go, all right. My thanks to Rachel Brosnahan. [ cheers and applause check out the marvelous mrs. Maisel on amazon prime well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause everybody has a great story to tell, and our job as producers is to help pull that story out. My name is taylor, and i am a producer for tv and podcasts. The whole production is on my surface laptop. Its very powerful, and just speeds up your whole day. I always have at least 4 or 5 programs open on my computer. I do need to be able to work everywhere. 16 hour days are pretty common, so i need a long battery life. 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The brewpub chicken new hwith grilled chicken,. Crispy smokehouse bacon, and fresh avocado. The new buffalo chicken with franks redhot wings sauce. Or the tangy barbecue chicken with chipotle mayo. The new hot chicken trio at togos. How far would you go for a togo . [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is starring in the new cinemax series jett which airs friday nights at 10 00 p. M. Ladies and gentlemen, carla gugino [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Welcome back please welcome back to the show thanks, guys. Jimmy i love having you here glad to be here jimmy how is your summer going . Well, its been really good i feel a little bit like im the person in school where everyone else is on summer break because ive been working a lot. Jimmy so you didnt even really have a summer but i love yeah, no. I mean, i love ive been in berlin, but working. Been in pittsburgh, but working. I havent had, like, an aperol spritz or any kind of, like [ light laughter ] like, i havent even gotten an aperol spritz jimmy i mean, that is its that is the hottest drink. It is jimmy everyone is drinking aperol why . I know. Its become this, like, the simplest drink that has somehow become, like, fetishized people are really jimmy yeah i know. Jimmy feels like im being sold it to i know. I know, its a little pushy. Jimmy yeah no, i havent had jimmy the government wants us to drink aperol spritz. Exactly so theres something were going to find out. Jimmy conspiracy theory. For sure. Im in nature or anything. Or outside or no, no, i actually not in a couple months. In may oh, in may, yes, i went i went to bedford which is beautiful jimmy yeah i took sebastian, i took my stepson up there. He was in his first year of law school and it was his birthday. And we felt like we needed to get him out of the city and, like, see some nature. And then i thought maybe it had been a long time since i have been in nature, actually. Because at brunch there were these bees that im they were, like, this big and they were either fighting or having sex. I dont know what. [ laughter ] but they were, like, really, really into each other jimmy really so that was the start and then we then we thought we would go for a hike and there was and the hotel was like, oh, theres a a beautiful, beautiful park right up the street. You just, you know, go straight and take a right. And i was like, okay, great is there any, like, great trail for you know, well go for, like, a 45 minute hike or something. Jimmy nice really beautiful. And they said, yeah, no theres so many. Theres all these great trails you know, you dont even need a map. Just you know, you can get one from the guard if you want or whatever. So we get there. And theres a lovely guard at the gate we pay to go in. And im, like, hey, do you know, do we need a map or can we just find our way . And he was like, well, ill give you a map but you dont really need a map. Like, just, you know, take a a trail. All these signs to get you back. So we go i have my small dog, melville. Whos, you know, a big dog in a small dogs body but hes like a little schnauzer. Jimmy cute, melville little cute melville. And so we all embark on what we think is going to be this really quick walk. We have, like, half bottles of water. Like, very not prepared. But i lived in a teepee as a a kid. Im like, i can do this im a nature girl. So we go up. And we start walking and first of all theres a sign that says be bear aware. Jimmy yeah, im sorry, wait did you which is alarming jimmy did you say you grew up in a tepee . [ laughter ] i didnt want to just let that go by me i thought you knew this about me i lived in a tepee for six months when i was a kid with my mom. Jimmy what yeah. Jimmy wow. I had a major kidney operation. And she thought it was, like, a Perfect Place to heal. And you know, it was the 70s. I mean, you know [ laughter ] you got to be theres a a little context there jimmy you lived in a tepee thats amazing it was amazing. It was amazing jimmy wow. It was amazing. So i should be super, like, ready for this adventure, right . Jimmy yeah, i mean, you are one of the few people ive ever met that thank you jimmy i lived in a tepee. Thats amazing yeah. Jimmy did you ever hear the joke the guy goes to the doctor he goes, im a tepee, im a a wigwam im a tepee, im a wigwam. Doctor goes, calm down, youre two tents. [ laughter ] no, that is awful boo ive never heard. Jimmy im getting booed. I cant believe i [ laughter ] jimmy someone booed me from the audience i think if i lived in a a tepee and i havent heard it its not good. [ laughter ] jimmy thats true. All right, sorry so back to this the trail. Okay, yeah. So anyway, no. So we so i bear aware. Im like, thats all good. You know, we jimmy bear aware bear aware which is in and of itself great. Jimmy cute but also but also and we hit a dead end. Up and, like, let me take icksom were like, oh, i guess this trail doesnt go any further. So we turn around. And as were coming down, im not exaggerating, theres six inches in front of my foot a a massive, like, five foot long snake. Im sure not poisonous but black and is moving quick. Jimmy no and so im like, pick him up pick melville up. So we all, like, grab melville jimmy yeah, get poor melville and so were walking a little bit further we get to a new trail. I see a smaller snake. Im pretty sure that one was poisonous. It had, like, a really weird marking on it. Jimmy what is this wheres this whats happening . Jimmy a snake sign exactly jimmy bear aware how about yeah. I see, like, some fresh bear poo so, like now were, like were like, i think its fresh. I think it was here 20 utago. You know so now were , like jimmy bear grylls now. Yeah were, like, totally, like, trappers [ laughter ] and finally were lost weve given the last bit of water to melville. Its, like, an hour and a half in and i finally am like and you get that little part of you thats scared. But im finally like, you know, guys, i got to, like can you just go ahead for a second this is really kind of gross. But i was like you know how, you know, runners, like, you know, the whole, like, snot rocket thing like, where you just got to get rid of it . Like, im sorry, guys. Jimmy whyo blow your nose you know what im talking about. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah no [ laughter ] yeah, no none of us have done it. But, yes so, like, just go ahead just wait a minute so i go like this, right and it comes out and i take my sweatshirt and i go to, like, wipe my nose and i look down. And my white sweatshirt is covered in blood and i have basically gotten a bloody nose. So at this point they turn around theyre like, whats going on . So now im trying to take my sweatshirt off im, like, changing in the forest im like, now were going to die. No one will be able too find us theyre going to think i was attacked [ laughter ] jimmy youre covered in blood. The bears are going to come for me jimmy youre like, i hate nature. Yes, exactly. Basically i was, like, ive become a real new yorker jimmy yes, come back to the city yeah, all right good im glad you survived that one please thank you, thank you. Jimmy its unbelievable. Were happy that youre safe [ cheers and applause im excited about your show jett. Congrats youre getting rave reviews thank you jimmy on this show. Can you set it up for everyone who hasnt seen it sure. Well, i play a thief shes a very good thief. She is much more like a Young Clint Eastwood she keeps her own counsel. She doesnt care what anybody else thinks about her. Jimmy yeah and its a really a really amazing show. Im really excited about it. Jimmy and this is on cinemax . Its on cinemax jimmy and so when youre learning cause i love this about actors when youre learning to become a thief, do you, like, take lessons . Do you know how to pick a lock and stuff . I now know how to and its unfortunately much easier than youd think. [ laughter ] it was really alarming jimmy really yeah, i was like, uhoh. Jimmy wow. Like, i need some new locks on the house jimmy are you a good thief well, this is the thing i am a little clumsy and i realized im loud. Like, i gesture with my hands a lot. And, you know, thieves have to be very quiet. Jimmy yeah so there became a theme of, and basically youd get caught so, you know, it was that kind of thing like, you know, youre bumping like this is not please dont do that. Jimmy yeah so i had to learn to be very zen and very quiet jimmy well, its very good i want to show everyone a clip here is carla gugino in jett. Take a look at this. If your boss need somebody taken out, theres a whole bunch of people in that line of business i think he sees you in a different light now. What with Frank Sweeney and blair out of the way after the savoy job. And now the nurses boyfriend. And the rentacop from portsmouth you have quite a network of information. Thats one thing we do well its important to know what youre good at tell your boss im a thief thats what im good at. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause carla gugino, everybody. Jett airs fridays at 10 00 p. M. On cinemax. After the break we will meet the first ever fortnite world cup solo champion. Stick around, everybody. I wanted more from. Thats why ive got the power of 1 2 3 medicines with trelegy. The only fdaapproved 3in1 copd treatment. Trelegy. The power of 123. Trelegy 123 trelegy. With trelegy and the power of 1 2 3, im breathing better. Trelegy works 3 ways to. Open airways,. Keep them open. And reduce inflammation. For 24 hours of better breathing. 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What one little chew can do. burke at farmers insurance, weve seen almost everything, so we know how to cover almost anything. Even a threering fender bender. clown 1 sorry about that. clown 2 apologies. clown 1 . Didnt mean it. clown 3 whoops. stilts sorry clowns were sorry scary hey, were sorry [man screams] [scary screams] burke quite the circus. But we covered it. At farmers, we know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest beat out more than 40 million players around the world to become the first ever fortnite world cup solo champion please welcome Kyle Bugha Giersdorf [ cheers and applause jimmy congratulations on winning. Thank you jimmy this is the trophy right here yeah. Jimmy do you mind if i bring it up . Thats good jimmy wow, its actually really heavy look at this [ cheers and applause set it right there. Jimmy thats really heavy. Yeah. Jimmy wow, what a great what a great trophy. What are you going to do with it probably hang it up somewhere. Like, put it on, like, one of my desks jimmy you cant hang this thing. Its a hundred pounds. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, i cant hang jimmy you got to lean it against i dont even know jimmy its so heavy. You got to build a whole new room around it i want to put this over here just for now, so i can see your face because its giant [ light laughter ] explain this to me how does it work what goes into it . Because i think people think, oh, you just play video games and you won. Its like, no, i think theres you put a lot of work into this yeah. Jimmy am i right so, like, long practice every day. Like, every day i wake up. [ light laughter ] you know, play warm up my hands by playing, like, fortnite creative, stuff like that. And then jimmy wait, wait, wait walk me through your day so what time do you wake up . We talking school day or a weekend . [ laughter ] jimmy lets lets talk weekend. Okay. Jimmy yeah maybe, like, 12 00, 1 00 . [ laughter ]my oh, man. I want to be you so bad, dude. Im really [ laughter ] im so jealous im so jealous of you right now. So you wake up at 12 00 noon, yeah and before you warm up your hands what do you do yeah [ laughter ] so jimmy what do you eat . What do you eat at 12 00 noon . Maybe a banana. Jimmy okay gotcha all right, i like bananas. But then you get you get on to the game and you Start Playing immediately or no yeah, i, like, get on, warm up with that and then i go into, like, a call talk to, like, my friends and all that go over strategies and then jimmy do you play with just strangers or do you play with, like, a like, a myyou team like friends and stuff like that, yeah jimmy youre on a team now mmm jimmy what is the name of your name . Sentinels jimmy sentinels. Yeah, so you get on with those guys and you its monday through thats every day or what is it pretty much, yeah jimmy wow. Its like my job. Jimmy thats wow. And did your parents i know theyre proud of you. But at first were they like [ laughter ] i mean, yeah but at first they got to be like, hey, we got to talk, bugha. You know, lets what is bugha from my grandpa gave me the name when i was, like, a baby he used to say, like, bugha, i ve grandpa grandpa stories. So your parents go, okay, this is fun but you got to get working over at, like, 7eleven or something. [ laughter ] you got to get a job. Yeah, so, like, pretty much when they found out, like, i could actually do this for pretty much a job, like, was when i pretty much got signed to the team and all that but before that i just did, like, little competitions and made, like, a little bit of money off that jimmy like, how much money did you win first competition . 100. Jimmy yeah, nothing. Yeah, not [ laughter ] jimmy what are you, 16 100 you must have freaked out and said, mom, dad, this is something. I can make money. And theyre like, s cause, like jimmy to me it is now. Yeah, i mean [ laughter ] well, 100 so you won a hundred bucks and then you go, i can do this. And then this happens. I mean, did you freak out . I dont know. Its, like, i had, like, no emotion, but at the same time it felt like unreal. I dont know [ light laughter ] jimmy because you were just you were just in the zone yeah, pretty much jimmy so what time of day was this that you won . When it happened . Jimmy yeah like, midday yesterday. Like, maybe 4 00 jimmy like, when you wake up 12 00 noon [ laughter ] woke up, had a banana, won 3 million no big deal. [ laughter ] not bad. [ scattered applause ] so i just ive got to congratulate you on this this is great, its a great trophy and i hope to see you again, buddy. Congratulations. Thank you jimmy good job appreciate it [ cheers and applause jimmy Kyle Bugha Giersdorf ty dolla ign performs for us next stick around, everybody. This thing is awesome, dude. [ cheers and applause the next american chinese original is here. New sichuan hot chicken. For a heart breaking limited time only at panda express. Im gonna smash him herein three seconds. Uys. Him, and him. Thats face smash guy. Thats drop kick guy. Such a diva. [ cheers and applause jimmy performing purple emoji and hottest in the city from his upcoming new album, give it up for ty dolla ign. [ cheers and applause i need yo more than ever more than ever i need you more than ever i know tha im in trouble yeah i need yo more than ever more than ever new york make some noise [ cheers ] i need yo more than ever i know tha im in trouble you know i need you bab so much on my mind i aint even reall sleepin lately i said some thing i didnt mea i know i did too much whats love if we cant get into it turn aroun and make up you kept it solid from beginning baby you my day one ou cght mei looked back up a you like im dumb i had to make you my girl you ain afraid to speak up no matter where we are who it is you still gon tee up go through withdrawal when we apar get back together reup you stayed ten toes dow now you can kick your feet up i had to boss you u i had to better myself i did some growin up im doin better for myself but i still need yo i need you more than ever more than ever i need yo i need you more than ever i know that im in trouble i know i need you more than ever ooh yeah ooh yeah i need yo i know that im in trouble okay. I tell you ma when i see tha im a beat that beat that like im gon jack lick that eat that thats the total package [ cheers ] lets go. Pretty brown skin late for all her classes cause we wasted half a hou getting made it rai on her naughty make it splash it in the thin soaking we i forgot my jacket 720 thats mclare my go the fastes got a stain on my shir from these cookie ashes new versace denim bustin with the cherry ashes all she wan is new chane and celine glasses anything she want anything she want she want sush we fly out t tokyo for lunch lets go. Who da hottes in da city who da hottest in da city who da hottes in da city who da hottest in da city ain n did it like i did it did it like i did it who da hottes in da city who da hottest in da city free a ap rocky [ cheers and applause jimmy yes thank you so much. Thank you so much. Ty dolla ign. [ cheers and applause purple emoji is out now. Catch him on tour starting next month. My thanks to Rachel Brosnahan, carla gugino, Kyle Bugha Giersdorf ty dolla ign, once again. [ cheers and applause and the roots, right here, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john oliver, new york yankees allstar, cc sabathia, music from mini mansions featuring the 8g band with jeff quay. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump this weekend attacked House Oversight chairman Elijah Cummings and called cummings primarily black

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