Election a little over a month away. Weve also got a former e. R. Doctor, congressman mark green on this, and the hill media reporter joe concha takes on the media hysteria in the midst of a Public Health crisis. Msnbc asking nancy pelosi whether the white house talked to her about the continuity of government. Carl bern teen proclaiming bernstein proclaiming a National Security crisis, and Michael Moore makes up a new, off the wall, cinematic conspiracy that makes 9 11 conspiracies look tame in comparison, and its easily proven false. Critics now ask is it the debates that need the mute button, or is it Michael Moore and the media . Also to trump 2020 Advisory Board member Harmeet Dhillon, fired up that cnn is facing blowback for airing a leaked conversation secretly taped by a former friend, a former friend taped it and distorting what the first lady really said. What is the news value in this . Plus attorney general william barr testing negative for covid19 while senator mike lee te
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York city to your couch somewhere in the world. This is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with the weather report. Spoiler alert, you might want to lock yourself inside again. As if 2020 wasnt enough we now have zombie Tropical Storms. This is video from when hurricane paulette hit bermuda earlier this month. It was downgraded to a post tropical low pressure system but paulette has regained strength and became a Tropical Storm again on monday. It is now about 300 miles off the coast of the a gloars island azores ises island. Trevor zombie storms, man, the weather has treully figured out how to mess with us now. Storms used to hit us and then be gone. But now its its like all right, im done, im done. Whoa, im back, got you bitch. Feels like Mother Nature realizes america isnt take coronavirus seriously so keeps coming up with new ideas to keep people in their homes, wildfires, storms that dont die. Pretty soon when we open the front door ther
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