All right, hold on, everybody, i want to spray your shoes real quick. Are you crazy . These are air jordans. Im standing outside the window. Trying to mess with my sneakers . Although new york city is at least a month away from reopening, the New York Public Library has released an album of all the authentic new york city noises that people havent been able to hear for two months, including traffic noise, subways, construction, and even crowded streets. Although, if they really wanted tock accurate, they should also include sounds of people booing the knicks, a bike rider slamming into a car door, and then 20 minutes of taxi drivers saying they wont go to harlem but they wont say why. You know why but they wont say why. By the way, im really impressed a library is putting out this album. Think about it, noise is the sworn enemy of libraries. This is like a Movie Theater giving out free netflix passwords. You guys can watch this at home, you dont really need to be here. Most people neve
Justin trudeau, canadas Prime Minister and americas sexy upstairs neighbor. As canada continues its battle against coronavirus, trudeau has decided to become a little more hands on. Kids might be struggling a little bit with homework but if they need a little help, theres somebody whos ready to step in. Hey kids, i know were all going through a difficult time right now and its not made any easier by the fact that you have to do your homework around the kitchen table. Well, as a teacher, i want to help. If youve encountered challenges or problems that are really tough and you need a little extra help with, why dont you reach out by responding to this message or using the hashtag. Trevor okay, this is just adorable. Justin trudeau is going to help canadian kids with their homework. This is the sort of thing you can only get away with if youre Prime Minister because any other dude offering kids help on the internet, yeah, theyre just getting a visit from the cops. I really hope that he st
I catch up with Ricky Gervais in isolation, and why crying could make you sick. Lets get to it, the daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show is Trevor Noah Trevor right now, good news is a lot like n95 face masks hard to come by, but when you find it, youve got to hold it tight. So lets focus on the good times with our ongoing segment a ray of sunshine. Lets kick things off with justin trudeau, canadas Prime Minister and americas sexy upstairs neighbor. As canada continues its battle against coronavirus, trudeau has decided to become a little more hands on. Kids might be struggling a little bit with homework but if they need a little help, theres somebody whos ready to step in. Hey kids, i know were all going through a difficult time right now and its not made any easier by the fact that you have to do your homework around the kitchen table. Well, as a teacher, i want to help. If youve encountered
Industrial average is up more than 760 points. Steve weiss, i go to you first is this how a bottom, at least a near term bottom, is made . Does it feel like we are trying to do that today right friday we started trying to do it, towards the last hour of trading powell came out and talked i dont think there is any surprise to what he said i put some exposure on then. Put more on this morning feeling good about the market. But i think it is going to be shortterm heres why the u. S. , as of friday, performed 500 covid19 tests right . Putting that in perspective, the uk performed 8,000, south korea performed 65,000 the point is that once we start ramping up those tests and pence said we would have 5,000, you are going to see in my view more major outbreak in the u. S. You think the numbers are going to go way up. Dramatic and that will put pressure on the market last week alone i spoke to five Tech Companies you hear them saying 50, 60 are back to work when you ask them to break down the n
Resident trump wayne and yesterday on the protest. Saying this. To the leaders of iran do not kill your Protesters Thousands had already been killed or imprisoned by you and the world is watching. More importantly the usa is watching. Turn your internet back on. Let reporters roam free. Stop the killing of your great iranian people. The u. S. Blaming the attack on iran. No group has claimed responsibility yet. To you first. I just told up this New York Post. The protesters wont trample them. They call it a real enemy. With iran admitting that it downed the ukrainian airliner and this is the response in the streets. A lot of the outrage comes from the beginning that they denied that they have done it. I think the people knew they were being lied too. It reminds me of prior to the fall of the berlin wall. I think this is one that is good to get more and more attention i think the world should be watching and stacked one thing is when the treated adversity. He hes speaking directly to tho