Not outside. And so because i am inside as it is known, i have the ability to condition the air to a level and temperature of my choosing. And i know some people might ask well trevor, than why dont you just turn down the air conditioning so that the apartment is more warm. Well, if i did that i wouldnt be able to wear a hoodie. And i like wearing hoodies. But still, to anyone who i have made feel hot, i apologize. I never intended for my temperature choices to affect your temperature feeling. Also completely unrelated to the scandal, we wont be having a show friday, saturday or sunday as i will be taking a long planned vacation to go trout fishing. Anyway, on tonights episode, kayne west is coming for the white house. Why celebrities were banned from sending tweets. And reparations are finally here. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show wit
Mint condition theyre kidney beans, not a rocket firing boba fett. And look, i know hes trying to encourage people to buy goya, but it looks like more like one of those photos where d. E. A. Agents pose with kilos of cocaine they just seized or who knows, maybe its a local production of glengarry glen ross. Second prize, a weeks supply of goya. Third prize is youre fired. Looks like an episode of racist iron chef. Todays secret ingredient is goya beans. I guess i could make beans. President trump announced yesterday that he has demoted Campaign Manager Brad Parscale and replaced him with his deputy Campaign Manager though that ones on you, trump. You really thought he was going to make you look good when he made himself look like that . He looks like a Civil War Soldier who was sent home because of weak blood. Infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci said in an interview yesterday that despite the white houses effort to discredit him, he has not thought about resigning him, which is too
Announcer from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jim carrey jenny slate, musical guest luke combs and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Thank you very much roots. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for tuning in the whole week what an amazing week its been its been bizarre, but im so happy to be back and happy to see all the crews upper half of their faces [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. Guys, this is a crazy story. Last night the twitter accounts of some of the most prominent figures in the world were hacked in a bitcoin scam listen to this the first of its kind a coordinated attack targeting some of the biggest accounts on twitter, those of joe biden, elon musk, bill gates, barack obama and kanye west, among others all sending to their followers via the hackers, a note to
And black lives matter have plunged portland into chaos. The leftist acts attacking citizens activists attacking citizens and destroying property, and the mayor just grins at it all. Ing Law Enforcement under constant attack. And today the police had to step in to clear two downtown parks of demonstrators trying to create their the own autonomous zone. Businesses have lost millions of dollars because of the rioting and the looting, and federal buildings including the courthouse have been fire bombed and vandalized. Acting dhs secretary chad wolf today said, quote a federal courthouse is a symbol of justice. To attack it is to attack america. End quote. I would add, to attack a city is to attack america. Federal dhs and doj officers and agents have been deployed to protect the courthouse and other federal buildings and to keep the mobs in check. The radical dems arent happy about that. They dont want the federal agents in portland for obvious reasons, because the feds, of course, will p
Day death tolls since the pandemic began. The number of new infections of covid19 are growing exponentially too and in nearly every corner of the u. S. That is leading two members of the president s Coronavirus Task force to call for states to shut down bars and for all americans to wear masks. But without any official guidance from the white house about those recommendations, governors and major retailers are taking matters into their own hands. Tonight colorado and arkansas are joining a growing list of states mandating masks in public. Altogether 28 states plus the district of columbia now require them. And today target, cvs and Publix Publix stores are also saying Grocery Stores are also sayi they are rolling out ruling telling customers to wear masks too. And as we come on the air tonight more than 138,000 people have been killed by the here in the u. S. And we hit this milestone more than three and a half million confirmed cases nationwide. If fighting the virus werent enough, th