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Announcer from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jim carrey jenny slate, musical guest luke combs and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Thank you very much roots. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for tuning in the whole week what an amazing week its been its been bizarre, but im so happy to be back and happy to see all the crews upper half of their faces [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. Guys, this is a crazy story. Last night the twitter accounts of some of the most prominent figures in the world were hacked in a bitcoin scam listen to this the first of its kind a coordinated attack targeting some of the biggest accounts on twitter, those of joe biden, elon musk, bill gates, barack obama and kanye west, among others all sending to their followers via the hackers, a note to send bitcoin. Jimmy dont worry. It was just practice for the election [ light laughter ] turns out the hacking was pretty easy since they all use the same password. Illuminati123. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, you know trumps furious because they attacked the biggest accounts on twitter and didnt even include him. Hes like, what, what, what . [ light laughter ] yep, joe biden was hacked. Afterwards he was like, dont be fooled by this scam invest your money with a a nigerian prince instead. Hes giving away free iphone 7s [ laughter ] turns out trumps account didnt get hacked because it has extra security thats right, trump has to type in a password, do an eye scan, and then insert two goya beans at the same time well guys, a new poll finds that trumps Approval Rating has hit an all time low of 36 yikes. I guess that explains why trump has decided to shake things up Campaign Manager Brad Parscale demoted. The president announcing on social media that hes replacing parscale with deputy Campaign Manager bill stepien. Jimmy meanwhile, everyone else in the campaign is thinking, yeah, he was the problem. [ light laughter ] the Campaign Manager is the problem. And trump has named bill stepien as his new Campaign Manager stepien has already guaranteed that with his leadership trumps Approval Rating will skyrocket to 38 [ light laughter ] this is exciting news. After being off the market for 24 years, ford is bringing back the ford bronco. They even have a new commercial check it out ford bronco fans, the wait is over. Get ready to remember the drive, remember the horsepower, remember the oh, no, not that were talking about no, not that memory. Okay thats better. We want you to remember all the good things about this suv feel the nostalgia not that nostalgia not that we meant more camping with your family or going offroading with friends come take a test drive and recall the adrenaline rush of oh, come on you know what . Fine but just know that the new model is really cool and has nothing to do with o. J. Simpson ford bronco what its not like the car did it [ laughter ] dang. Jimmy wow. Wow, wow well, interesting commercial, huh . Well, this is going viral. This week, the lincoln tunnel did you hear about this . The lincoln tunnel started flooding its pretty scary. Take a look at this. Well, thats concerning im inside the lincoln tunnel, which is underwater. Jimmy that guys is pretty chill for that happening can you imagine, youre stuck in the lincoln tunnel and it starts flooding. One guy is like, relax, the concrete is only 86 years old and 100 feet below water [ laughter ] whats going on . I mean, were up to six, i think, of the ten plagues right now. For those of you playing exodus bingo. Get your cards ready meanwhile, Port Authority was like, hey, back off, disgusting flooding is our thing. [ light laughter ] dude, i stepped in some stuff. I think ill just burn these sneakers, man. [ laughter ] at one point things got so bad, mayor de blasio flashed the flex seal signal into the sky. Theres a pandemic, theres hacking, theres flooding, i mean, can things get any worse a squirrel tests positive for bubonic plague jimmy bingo [ laughter ] i got exodus bingo thats right, theres a squirrel plague. Its serious earlier today i saw a dumb squirrel injecting bleach into his nuts [ laughter ] and finally, you guys, you may know that nbcs very own streaming Service Peacock launched yesterday theres so much on there so we asked our very own Tariq Trotter to help break it down for us. Tariq . Prime hulu netfix hbo ma well let me tell you peacock has what they lack season one season two three four fiv press play for a hilarious emotional ride you can watch it no or you can watch it late you can watch every damn season of Frazier Jimmy thats the whole peacock breakdown . Tariq yep. Jimmy sorry, tariq, this is supposed to be about everything on peacock, not just one show. Tariq oh, okay got it so many shows and films theyve got streamin so which are you going to watch this evening if you need advic theres no need to yel just call up the docto on kacl he loves wine opera and proper table manners hes the one hes the only its your boy Kelsey Grammer fraziers here so dont be blue about your barber cause fraziers go guests like victor garbe now living with your dad can feel kind of lonely but not when hes playe by mother John Mahoney Jimmy tariq . Tariq . What the . Tariq what, what, what jimmy we get it. Peacock has frazier. But theres other characters on peacock. Tariq you got that right look its the comedy ensembl bringing smiles for mile im talking daphne roz and fraziers brother niles did you know that frazier ran for eleven whole years even longer if your counting doctor crane on cheers such a well written series won emmys on the reg so give it up for tossed salad an scrambled eggs tariq good night, Seattle Jimmy you know that our shows on peacock too, right tariq oh, word no, i didnt hear that thats cool. Jimmy Tariq Trotter, everyone [ applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. He is a New York Times bestselling author now, the one and only jim carrey is here [ cheers and applause plus the always funny jenny slate is on the show [ cheers and applause and luke combs will be performing a song from his number one album luke combs. [ cheers and applause hey, everybody, lets step over to the desk. [ laughter ] tariq that made you tired. Jimmy its the end of the week [ laughter ] i really i felt how heavy that window was on my fake space work it is the [ laughter ] theres no water allowed on the set. Theres a lot of things. Its the end of the week and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff i check my inbox, return emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. Well, i was running a bit behind today so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . I hope so. I havent said this in a long time james, can i get some thank you note writing music wow. [ cheers and applause wow. Oh, my god wait, wait, wait, you were playing that with one hand there you go, perfect. Thank you, viral video of cakes that dont look like cakes for being the reason why the president spent the morning trying to cut his stapler with a fork [ light laughter ] were going to have to speed these up a little bit with all the dead air whoof. Not if you do that little dance move after each thank you note jimmy after each thank you note you want me to do which dance move help me pick one. [ laughter ] jimmy i ate your head. Yeah, we saw. Jimmy swallowed it changed your hairstyle, regurgitated it. [ laughter ] thank you, ivanka trump for telling unemployed americans to find something new for sounding less like an economic Recovery Plan and more like something youd find stitched on the pillow at a beach house. Find something new maybe i will find something new. [ laughter ] why do you keep slamming it [ laughter ] jimmy am i hitting it down that was loud jimmy all right, ill do it in silence thank you, study that says dogs experience separation anxiety when their owners return to work, while cats are just like, byebye bish [ laughter ] i can stand like little tappy over there thank you, facemasks for being the new fuzzy dice in everyones car [ laughter ] [ laughter ] oh, man. I dont know thank you, new avocado milk for being green while also being the whitest thing ever [ light laughter ] pardon me. Do you have avocado milk heres another one a double dip hmm thank you, avocado milk. [ laughter ] im the new spokesman for avocado milk thank you avocado milk thats a thing . Jimmy oh, yeah, man. This is it its like the new oatmeal. Oh, ok. Jimmy thank you avocado milk, sure youre really expensive, but at least you taste terrible [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. Triple dip three avocados . Jimmy its threelayer avocado milk day yes, lets have it. Lets have it. Jimmy you ready . Yeah, lets do it. Jimmy weve never done this when we did the regular show here we go, man. Thank you, avocado milk for letting me fulfill my long time fantasy of drinking baby yoda. [ laughter ] hey, come on, hey not tonight, kids, time to go to bed come on. Not tonight. No this is a regular one. Theres got to be more. Jimmy no you got to freestyle one. [ laughter ] jimmy gosh oh, gosh um [ laughter ] jimmy youre not even doing it you dont have to freestyle that [ laughter ] jimmy you always play the same song. Youre going to freestyle, too ive got gosh, just give me two seconds. Can we do a please stand by thing . Let this be the whole show. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you avocado milk when i poured you in my coffee the first time, i was like, Holy Guacamole [ laughter ] [ bell rings ] all right you did it james fallon, ladies and gentlemen. Come on, give it up, give it up jimmy oh, man. Give it up. [ applause ] jimmy awful joke thats why we have writers thats why we have writers and the whole oh, man thank you, texts that start with sorry, just saw this. For being a fun way of saying, hey, you like being lied to, right . [ laughter ] oh, man im just going to start saying, hey, you like being lied to . Jimmy yeah, people get it. Might as well. Heres the last one. 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Jimmy our first guest is a a twotime golden globewinner and one of the most successful, beloved movie stars on the planet hes written this brand new novel called memoirs and misinformation, which is available now and its awesome hes one of my favorite humans ever heres New York Times bestselling author, the one, the only jim carrey, everyone. Hello there jimmy hoho. [ laughter ] oh, man super cuts jimmy come on. Super cuts is the answer for you, buddy jimmy this is super cuts with hazmat suits. [ laughter ] jimmy this is with garden shears from a a great distance jimmy state of the art state of the art is the best wig you can get right now. I love it you look like youre in the middle of a bar room brawl in slow motion. Jimmy see, which is midlife crisis more . The blazer with the shirt or the messy hair or the fact that im free balling right now . [ laughter ] we all live thats what that song is all about, man jimmy my favorite tom petty song are you kidding me we do all of that jimmy im a bif fan. I know all the hits, man yeah. Jimmy no, this true. You were a New York Times bestselling novelist. What an incredible thing. What a state of affairs. Jimmy hows it feel . My goodness its a good sign for me, a a terrible sign for the planet [ laughter ] jimmy it is does it do you feel different . Are you walking different . No, my cowriter and me, dana vachon, are literally children running around right now with our heads cut off like chickens with our heads off. Were very excited about it. I mean, my gosh, its a dream come crew. Jimmy i loved it it is i will say at first when i got this i go, oh, my memoirs and misinformation. I go, its just a celebrity biographical memoir and cant wait to hear the stories. It is sort of that yes jimmy and then it does get to some real things there are real feelings in it and everything but its dressed up like a cookie parade float and it goes head long into some crazy apocalyptic ending that i think people will enjoy. Jimmy i absolutely enjoyed it and i loved it and certain things were i would love to just go like, i think that actually might have happened nope, that one definitely did not happen. Its just a Monkey Puzzle jimmy it really has so many good things in there thats great. Its a labyrinth jimmy it is i mean, so its based sort of its sort of true, kind of yeah. It is true all of none of it is true, actually or all of it is real but none of it is true. I dont even know anymore. Im so confused. Jimmy it was so fun to read, it was trippy. Im like donald trump on a prompter at this point [ laughter ] jimmy i will i probably would say, it is madness. It is it is, you know, jim carrey and the book represents me and it represents all the false ideas anybody has ever had about fate. Jimmy yeah so its doing a lot of work and theres a lot to be had underneath you can enjoy it just on the surface just as a fun, crazy story of the magic and madness of hollywood, but its deeper than that. The apocalypse goes within in jimmy i would expect nonetheless from you because you always do something so memorable and creative with anything you do. And i go i try jimmy this is brilliant. cause you could have just put out you could have just put out a book saying, well, i was born back in toronto in yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah yeah, exactly no i used to go up to the metro station and jump up and down on the bell make it ring. [ laughter ] that kind of stuff i was hit with a hockey puck at two years old never been the same since. [ laughter ] you know, but yeah. No, i wanted to, you know dana and i, neither of us were interested in logging the events of my life in any kind of order i think memoirs is a type of fiction to be with we both felt that way. You read most peoples memoirs you know less about them when youre done. Jimmy interesting. Yeah, youre right so, its kind of a strange form anyway that gets altered and exaggerated and a lot of lying goes on. Jimmy its a great title, memoirs and misinformation. We just take it a little further. Jimmy going through the writing process, did it get emotional . Did it get like, i dont know if we can do this . Yeah. Super emotional. Its super emotional especially, when i do anything about my father. You know anything about my dad will open me up. Jimmy yeah you know, its a matter of time before, you know, the string gets pulled and i become a living example of samuel barbers adagio for strings. Jimmy did he you know. Jimmy it starts coming and you go, okay, i need i need two seconds. Yeah, exactly yeah, its heavy jimmy was your dad the first person to introduced you to comedy clubs, or . Yeah, he was the guy that said, theres these places called comedy clubs, and youve got to stop doing this in the living room. [ laughter ] making a mess of the place jimmy would he perform parties at your house and stuff . Yeah, every time people came over i was the show. You know, i was the would be greeted by an 8yearold throwing himself down a huge flight of stares at their feet and they would be aghast and id get up and say, lets see that again in slow motion. Like that, and id go back up and id come down [ slow motion sounds ] and do every step in slow motion. Jimmy be like the i was the show, i was the show yeah jimmy that was my move, too. I would fall down the stairs with a paper played and pretend i was chevy chase and say, live from new york. Uhhuh. Oh, nice jimmy and then my parents would give me 50 cents or a dollar to do Rodney Dangerfield impression for the party. Oh, nice. Yeah, if you can do rodney, yeah jimmy i know roddys in the book, too. Roddys in the book roddys roaring back jimmy yeah roaring back. Jimmy did he his essence has been sold and he will be seen again. Jimmy what was his First Experience with you . Was it young comedians no no, i wasnt on that. I wasnt on that i was touring with him like at Caesars Palace and all these places where people were just scratching heads because i was experimenting and he would say, man, theyre looking at you like youre from another frigging planet. You know and he just loved my greenness he would laugh openly out of nowhere. Just look at my face and start laughing and hed asked me questions like, hey, kid, have you ever been in love . You know jimmy i love him yeah. Jimmy my favorite i got a great email from Joan Dangerfield she was so excited about the book she read it in two sittings. And she said just rodney would be so happy. You know, when he passed away she sent me this beautiful box with his favorite shirt and his pot pipe which is, you know, you knew him. Thats pretty much the grail thats the grail jimmy is that right . That was the grail probably his pot pipe is the grail, man jimmy i started flipping out because, you know, i read the dedication first and then the first quote in here is Marshall Mcluhan yeah. Jimmy said, for the name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. Yes jimmy and i go, thats interesting. Ive benn trying to think of what that interesting, i didnt even think about that and you kind of get into it in the story about right jimmy becoming it gets deep, man. About the self. Jimmy yeah you know, the construct of the self the thing you create to negotiate your way through the world. The face that you leave in a a jar by the door. You know jimmy yeah and thats really what its about. Your soul doesnt stop t at the edge of your skin. Its one big soul and were all sharing it jimmy when did you figure that out ive been pounded by the universe several times so, you know, every time every time you get hit, you know, tboned by life, youre dragged to the bottom of the marianas trench again and when you survive that, sooner or later, youre kind of youre an experienced person and if it doesnt kill you, if you dont let it, you know, make you bitter, or disillusioned about life and you keep your faith, you eventually became become a real son of a bitch. Jimmy wait, wait what no. You eventually you eventually get to a place where youre like, oh, god. You start too see things for what they really are this is experience its not who i am. None of this is who i am and youre stronger from it. You enjoy things more and you get glimpses i get glimpses every once in a a while of that feeling of freedom. Jimmy yeah you know, actual freedom from self. Freedom from the ideas of you. 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Im talking with jim carrey about his very entertaining new novel memoirs and misinformation. Its already a New York Times bestseller jim carrey, thanks for sticking around um, how was everything, by the way, with the quarantine are you ok you know, i got this as soon as it happened, i bought this tiny little cabin up in montana and you know, it keeps me way far away from anybody i dont see a human soul, really, up here. Its fantastic i bought it from a guy named kuczynski. It was kind of a mess when i got it but no wifi or cable. Its like the guy hated technology jimmy oh, my gosh. Did you get it fairly cheap or is it yes, i did. Yes, i did but, im getting fat thats the problem are you getting fat during this covid thing . Im getting a little fat my head never gains weight which is fantastic for this zoom medium. Jimmy yeah yeah, down here im starting to like im ordering some of those rocking chairs they sell out of Cracker Barrel restaurant you know, the extra wide ones. [ laughter ] jimmy theyre almost comedy ones you go, who would sit in that. For that big, wide allamerican ass you know its great and i just go, more biscuits [ laughter ] more biscuits i love that place. Jimmy more biscuits. I love Cracker Barrel restaurant man its the greatest jimmy more biscuits is the sequel to memoirs and misinformation. More biscuits thats right jimmy more biscuits is the sequal hey, by the way, we were talking about some of the celebs that you bring up in the book yeah. Jimmy did you get anyone getting mad at you for bringing you know, like no, i think theyre reacting pretty well. Like, pretty much like this, i think. Whoop. [ laughter ] [ screaming oh oh oh why, i oughta. There was a lot of that going on jimmy uhhuh except for gary busey whos going like this, if you wear it on your head when youre hang gliding, it will blow your mind over like a lobster dinner. Jimmy the audio book here is done by jeff daniels. Who, obviously yes jimmy you worked with dumb and dumber. And i love jeff daniels. Hes an amazing actor. His quote he was quoted as saying, i had no idea jim knew so many big words. Yeah, i heard about a that. To that i say, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicov. Do you know what that word is . Jimmy no well maybe you should call jeff and find out if he knows. Jimmy i just know that im not going to play scrabble with you. Its the biggest word humanity has ever produced, and i know it. [ laughter ] jimmy my god thats all im saying jimmy you didnt have to be so cocky about it. Oh, my god i feel like i had to defend myself there jimmy i wasnt attacking thats right. A lot of people dont know that ive reached my apotheosis [ laughter ] jimmy jim, what do you hope readers take away from the book gosh, i hope they have a great, great, great time, honestly i want them to have a good time i want them to be so struck by this strangeness and the invention of this book that they rip their nipples off and run into the streets screaming my name. [ laughter ] and when they get hit by the car, and they lay there, they cant even remember their own. And thats really all im after. Jimmy youre not asking much i want us all to be nameless, one thing, joined in alchemy. Jimmy i will say the last page, which i wont [ laughter ] the last page god, hes really gotten out of control with this jimmy no, no i think youre not even close to where you belong, yet its fantastic. And you know what, it is like a lobster dinner it really is cause once you think youre full and youve eaten it all, youll realize theres meat in the legs [ laughter ] theres meat in the legs and the fantasy continues jimmy howd you come up with the cover, by the way oh, the cover is a wild story. That cover is actually my face after being told that i have ten minutes to live. And thats for real. That was a missile test not a missle test. A fake missile alert in hawaii jimmy yes. I was there jimmy no i was writing my assistant called me she was crying she said we have ten minutes left. And i said what do you mean. She said, the missles are coming from north korea. Jimmy i remember this. They sent out an emergency text to everybody it was completely real to us and i went my brain started winding. And i tried to get off the island and my daughter i couldnt get off the island. And then the question was posed, should we all try to get together. I said, i dont want to die in my car. And we had to say goodbye. And i sat on the lanai and looked out at the ocean and at that point i started going, okay well, what can i do with this last moment of time . And i just decided to go through a list of gratitudes, and honest to god, i just could not stop thinking of wonderful things that have happened to me and blessings that ive had, so it was lovely. It was lovely. And i got to a point of grace with about two minutes to spare when i found out it wasnt actually happening and all i was planning to do was close my eyes an be thankful, cause its been a good ride. Jimmy what did you do when you found out that it was a fake missile test . Then i got pissed off, and heads rolled [ laughter ] jimmy i had a kegger, dude exactly yeah i smoked a tree jimmy its so creative its so fun. You reread pages over i laughed and theres meat in the legs jimmy and there is meat in the legs ladies and gentlemen, that is the one and only jim carrey. Thank you so much for coming on our show i really appreciate it, buddy. So great to see you, man. Jimmy so great to see you. And way to go on all of this and keeping it alive, and keeping the energy flowing and making people happy. Congratulations. Jimmy thank you, buddy thank you so much. My thanks to jim carrey. Well be right back with jenny slate, everybody stick around its interesting what happens when you treat every little piece of a thing. Like its not just one thing. But everything. Because when each part does everything better than ever. Imagine what you can do with the sum of those parts. The new dell xps 10th gen intel bong with this one little nexgard chew comes the confidence, youre doing whats right, to protect your dog from fleas and ticks for a full month. And its the only chew, fda approved to prevent infections that cause lyme disease. Nexgard. What one little chew can do. til everyone can enjoy a professional clean feel. At home. 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Jimmy my next guest stars in the new movie the sunlit night which is available on demand tomorrow. Heres the funny and the talented and one of my favs, jenny slate. Jenny you look fantastic are you doing well how are you doing . Im doing ok. Jimmy good yes and while everythings ok and my family. How are you doing . Jimmy im doing im doing well and ok as well. Last time you were on our show we talked about, you were about to get married yes jimmy and im assuming not only because i didnt get the invite, but im assuming that did you postpone the wedding yes, we did we postponed the wedding, which is like not anything i ever saw coming i guess, like, i was like once you get engaged, i was like ok and soon well get married but actually what happened was the pandemic happened. And so we were supposed to get married on the solstice. And that did not happen. And because it was not safe or happy to do it then. But jimmy is the family ok with postponing the wedding and all that stuff and friends yeah, theyre ok. I will state, like, so we were kind of like we want to just send out an email invitation rather than, like, one that has 50 pieces of paper and like confetti and stuff and you just probably throw it away so we sent out an email and there was one of my friends whos like a good friend of mine, and i was like, oh its just this name at gmail she put her on the list and then like, oh sorry. My dog really wants to be on tv right now. Jimmy its totally allowed can we see this is sally jimmy wow, sally hello, sally oh, sally. Oh, youre so cute oh youre beautiful, sally oh, some kisses, too oh, my gosh. Oh, stop it. Thats so cute anyway, i sent the email and then didnt feel back from my friend. And i was like hey, can you guys come to the wedding and she was like, oh, we just thought maybe it was small and we werent invited and i was like, no, youre invited. Oh, gosh you know, check your spam. And then she was like, not in the spam and when i looked back, i had i had messed up the letter the name on the email by one letter jimmy so you emailed a stranger to your wedding yes and not only was it like jenny and ben, june 2020, like save the date it was like a picture of me and ben being like we are jenny slate and ben shattuck and we live here this is our home address [ laughter ] its a a full just a a picture of me. Im not trying to assume that this lady is like a fan or knows who i am, but if she does, she knows where i live and like that we were going to get married at our house and blah, blah, blah and so and then we sent a a thing saying like, sorry everybody. Were not getting married. But i didnt i didnt send it to her because i just felt so awkward about it. Jimmy yeah, what do you do in that situation . Do you let her know that plans have changed you dont even know who she is i dont even know who she is although except, i do. Because then i was like, who is this lady that i invited and when i looked her up on the internet, she likes to wear top hats, like a lot like, often shell wear a top hat in some of her pictures. And so on the day that we were supposed to get married, because she hadnt received the, like, sorry were not getting married anymore, i had this like weird fantasy that maybe she would show up. And like and in my fantasy shes in like a long stretch, like, white limo and she comes out wearing like a and then like shes in like a long stretch like white limo and she comes out wearing, like, a jamiroquai, like, top hat. And shes like, lets get this Party Started and shes like funny like she doesnt say, lets get this Party Started she says, lets get it started and im like, yeah youre the best i knew i should have invited you all along. Jimmy jenny, i want to talk about your movie the sunlit night. It is on demand tomorrow can you set up the film for us sure. So the film was filmed entirely in arctic norway, in the Arctic Circle during the time of year jimmy beautiful. When the sun never sets [ light laughter ] and its about an artist who reaches like h doing everything everyone else. She has, like, kind of a lame boyfriend and she gets a bad critique in her grad program and is sort of like on her last last chance and her only chance to get an apprenticeship for the summer is with this grumpy norwegian artist and so she goes to norway to paint a barn yellow and it is a sweet little story about a a lady going to the ends of the earth to sort of figure out some some stuff about herself jimmy i want to show a a clip heres jenny slate in the sunlit night. Take a look at this. Hi. Sunshin been keeping me up for days and i fee prairies you it felt so jimmy jenny slate, everybody. Emand starting tomorrow jenny its always great to see you. Yeah, thanks for having me jimmy. It was a real bright spot in my day. Thank you. 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Jimmy welcome back performing the song lovin on you from his platinum album what you see is what you get here is luke combs dont get me wron i like a bobber on the water hookin em an reelin em in i like a friday night slow ride brooks and dun bside hit rewin spin it again i like a strong shot of whiske the way a marlboro hits me some brokenin cowboy boot but im in lov and lovin on yo i feel that rush asou walk in a roomgeenough of you honey youre righ on the money im a junkie for your midnight moves im in love and lovin on yo i like a sunrise duck blind birdie on a par 5 miller light before noon i like a twodoor old ford wood board back porch three chords and the trut but im in lov and lovin on yo i feel that rush soon as you walk in a roo i cant get enough of yo honey youre right on the money im a junkie fo your midnight move im in lov and lovin on you go on now im in love and lovin on yo i feel that rush i cant get enoug of you honey youre right on the mone im a junkie for your midnight moves im in lov and lovin on you yeah im in lov and lovin on you jimmy more tonight show after the break. 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