From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is. cheering, applause welcome to the daily show. Were back. Its a monday and were back. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you so much. Im trevor noah. My guest tonight, Prison Reform advocate and author of writing my wrongs, shaka senghor is joining us, people. cheering, applause but to start todays show, lets, uh, lets talk about the vinyl sofa stuffed with racist refrigerator poetry. Im talking about donald trump. laughter with his everincreasing lead in the republican primaries, a lot of people have started asking the question how dangerous would a donald Trump Presidency be . Newsman the economist magazines Intelligence Unit has now listed a Trump Presidency among its top ten threats to the world. Newsman in its updated global risk assessment, a Trump Presidency would be as dangerous to the World Economy as the possibility of islamic terrorists destabilizing global growth. Goddamn laughter trump is as dangerous as te
Trump. But im sure he cant support the thuggery thats going on in these crowds. I love the old days. You know what they used to do to guys like that in a place like this . Theyd be carried out on a stretcher, folks. Larry contraried out on a stretcher . You know the president isnt supposed to openly advocate for violence, right . No, you do the right thing and quietly go through back channels to authorize drone strikes on weddings. Its called class. Learn it. Actually, my favorite trump rally ejection was this guy. Get out of here. Get out. Sure, sure. Loser larry i dont know if you saw that. Show it again. See whats on his head. Computer, engorge. applause i mean, my god, you guys hes wearing a penis hat. This is so beautifully ironic. I mean, think about it an actual dickhead is getting kicked out of a rally by dickheads who are there to support a dickhead. Pretty good. I think thats pretty good. cheers and applause but kicking out dickheads isnt the most disturbing thing going on at
Mate in 2020. Benye 2020 thats all im sayin. It also made me think why do candidates suspend their campaigns instead of just quitting, anyway . To break it down and give us his expert analysis, heres rapper 2 chainz in a segment we call 2 Chainz Explainz. 2 Chainz Explainz cheers and applause 2 chainz hi, im 2 chainz. Suspending your campaign is all about the money, larry. See, if you suspend instead of quit, you can still raise money from suckers who dont know you dropped out the game. Then the federal government will give you matching dollars on those funds. So you can just stack your money and stack your money and stack your money until you need a ladder, and then your campaign is out of debt. As of last month, wisconsin Governor Scott Walkers Campaign still owed vendors 1. 2 million. Thats half the cost of two of my chains you know all my broads is foreign. Money tall like jordan. You know what im saying, larry . Larry truuuuuuuue this has been 2 Chainz Explainz. 2 Chainz Explainz
[ laughter [ laughter ] oh, man you know, the real victim here is the graduation gown rental company. [ laughter ] they lost everything [ laughter ] now, heres what makes the story even more interesting. Wile president obama was ordering strikes on a terrorist organization, he also had the time to do this president obama will be paying tribute to charlie brown, snoopy, and the rest of the peanuts gang. Hes written the foreword for the 25th volume of the complete peanuts, the latest in the series, repripting of the iconic comicbook strip, and in the introduction, president obama said for decades, peanuts was our only daily security blanket. Trevor of course, obama likes peanuts. He spent eight years trying to kick the football while congress snatched it i a away. Its a worldfamous comic strip, featuring charlie brown, linus, with the blanket, and lucy, asshole for no reason. [ laughter ] but the big question we ask of the daily show, is obama really the biggest peanuts fan . If you look
Okay. Old on. Let me just make a request for the rest of this election can we put a pause on sweating the democrats about race, please . In 1963, Bernie Sanders was arrested while protesting segregation in chicago, and in the 1970s, hillary went undercover to expose racism in alabama schools. Man, is that bill clinton . laughter what was he driving around solving crimes with scoobydoo . laughter barking like scoobydoo applause now, yes, both sanders and clinton voted for the crime bill in the 1990s, as did almost every black lawmaker, by the way but im pretty sure when it comes to race, theyve earned the benefit of the doubt. Meanwhile, you have a g. O. P. Candidate who can barely disavow the kkk, kicks black people out of his rallies and talks about shipping brown people out of the United States and his numbers just keep going up. Thats not a racial blind spot, thats bleep cataracts. applause so please, from now on, please address all racial questions in this election to this guy. Oth