My plan is to move to newfoundland to become mayor of a small but fascinating town. The people of have a new neighbor. One of the oldest motorcycle clubs in the country. And the Small Community making a big statement about plastic bags. These stories plus dildos ready for jimmy kimmel if jimmy kimmel is ready for dildo. Yes, he is. Hes never been more ready for dildo. Right, guillermo . Oh, right, guillermos not here because guillermo is in dildo. Hes leading my advance team. And word on the street in dildo is theres a lot of excitement for his visit. Any sign of guillermo yet . Well, caroline, not yet. Were still waiting around to see. But everyones eyes are peeled for guillermo and thats what everyones talking about too. Theyre wondering where he is, when hes going to arrive. Jimmy thats pretty much what we wonder every day here at work. [ laughter ] its like a tropical storm. Anyway, minutes from now we will check in with guillermo, who is in dil we want to hear all about his first
Because mostly i just keep doing this. But over the last couple weeks my future and maybe even my destiny has become more clear. My plan is to move to newfoundland to become mayor of a small but fascinating town. The people of have a new neighbor. One of the oldest motorcycle clubs in the country. And the Small Community making a big statement about plastic bags. These stories plus dildos ready for jimmy kimmel if jimmy is ready for dildo. Yes, he is. Hes never been more ready for dildo. Right, guillermo . Oh, right, guillermos not here because guillermo is in dildo. Hes leading my advance team. And word on the street in dildo is theres a lot of excitement for his visit. Any sign of guillermo yet . Well, caroline, not yet. Were still waiting around to see. But everyones eyes are peeled for guillermo and thats what everyones talking about too. Theyre wondering where he is, when hes going to arrive. Jimmy thats pretty much what we wonder every day here at work. [ laughter ] its like a tr
And this is today. Complete siege. Israel launching new air strikes overnight, vowing to end hamas over its unprecedented terror attacks. The death toll mounting as the hostage crisis unfolds. Militants now threatening to execute their captives. Americans potentially among them. Were live on the front lines. Addressing the crisis. President biden set to deliver remarks from the white house today as demonstrations and rallies erupt across the country. One vigil on a College Campus ending in a chaotic security scare overnight. Well have the very latest. Spoiler alert, robert f. Kennedy jr. Dropping his democratic president ial bid to launch a third party run for the white house. Im here to declare myself an independent candidate. Just ahead the reaction from both parties and the kennedy family. Bundle up. Tens of millions from the midwest to new england and parts of the west coast waking up to frost and freeze alerts. Al has everything you need to know. Those stories plus shop until you
From cbs news bay area , this is the afternoon edition. The motion carries. It is official. Tuition is going up for tens of thousands of College Students in california. We will break on the price hikes and the timeline. Yelling and fingerpointing at a school board meeting. The topic that led to everyone being thrown out. The future of ai is up for debate on capitol hill. New technologies are taking center stage a dream force. Think you for joining us this afternoon. Im elizabeth cook. Tuition is going up for students in californias csu system. The board of trustees voted this afternoon and anne makovec has more on what this means for students. It is not good. The csu system is facing a deficit of 1. 5 billion. Even trustees who have been against tuition increases in the past voted for at this time saying otherwise, all students will suffer from drastic cuts. The increase is 6 every year for five years in a row. What does that mean to students . I the 20282029 school year, tuition will
With jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thank you, thank you. Hey, everybody please have a seat, everybody please stephen welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you very much. A lot of excitement. Great audience. I cant blame them. First of all, happy hannukah, everbody. Todays the first night of hannukah, when good jewish boys and gisp from their beds to see their parents going to work because they dont have the day off. Its also a big election day in alabama. And now its official roy moore is or is not our newest u. S. Senator. Long before the polls closed. One thing we do know is how roy moore got to the polls. He arrived on horseback yes and i just want to say to roy moore, hello you and the horse you rode in on. cheers and applause heres a bit of an eyebrow raiser the horses name is sass