So go ahead, america. Whenever you pass by harley riders like us, roll down your window and yell, faggots all you kids out there, when you see us, walk up to us and say, hello, fags no, really. We want you to. At least were cool enough to embrace who we are. Right, guys . Thats right yeah, yeah you got it, yeah come on, fags, lets roll out [imitating motorcycles] and that, mr. Editor, is why they are the true definition of fags. Let there be no perplexity, those individuals are the legitimate faggots the definition shall be replaced [cheers and applause] we did it yeah, we did it, you guys oh, its over its finally over today weve made history. Whats going on, everybody . Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is monday, the 14th of september, which means we are now just 50 days away from election day, which means youve got just enough time to build your bunker for when the postelection civil war begins. Yay make sure to include toilet paper. Someone bought a
From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world. This is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. As we all know the United States is facing unprecedented problems right now. Pandemic, economic collapse, Racial Injustice and on top of all of that americans all over the country are struggling to figure out which hbo theyre signed up for. But President Trump is laser focused on the most important issue of all. The department of energy has taken it upon itself to propose a new rule that would essentially increase the maximum flow of shower heads, and this comes after the president just last week complained about this issue during a tour of the whirlpool manufacturing plant i; ohio, listen to this. You go into a new home, you turn on the faucet, no water comes out. You turn on the shower, if you are luke me you condition wash your beautiful hair properly. You waste 20 minutes longer, please, come out, the water, it dripsk right, you know what i am talking
States is facing unprecedented problems right now. Pandemic, economic collapse, Racial Injustice and on top of all of that americans all over the country are struggling to figure out which hbo theyre signed up for. But President Trump is laser focused on the most important issue of all. The department of energy has taken it upon itself to propose a new rule that would essentially increase the maximum flow of shower heads, and this comes after the president just last week complained about this issue during a tour of the whirlpool manufacturing plant i; ohio, listen to this. You go into a new home, you turn on the faucet, no water comes out. You turn on the shower, if you are luke me you condition wash your beautiful hair properly. You waste 20 minutes longer, please, come out, the water, it dripsk right, you know what i am talking about, they put restricter on it. I got rid of it, i signed it out. Trevor whale some of us get our best ideas in the shower, trump gets his only ideas about
All of that americans all over the country are struggling to figure out which hbo theyre signed up for. But President Trump is laser focused on the most important issue of all. The department of energy has taken it upon itself to propose a new rule that would essentially increase the maximum flow of shower heads, and this comes after the president just last week complained about this issue during a tour of the whirlpool manufacturing plant i; ohio, listen to this. You go into a new home, you turn on the faucet, no water comes out. You turn on the shower, if you are luke me you condition wash your beautiful hair properly. You waste 20 minutes longer, please, come out, the water, it dripsk right, you know what i am talking about, they put restricter on it. I got rid of it, i signed it out. Trevor whale some of us get our best ideas in the shower, trump gets his only ideas about shower withs. We laugh, with if this whole time lowflow shower heads really were the reasons that trumps hair i
In a tell all book. The harsh reality of displacement the u. N. Report says war and persecution have displaced one out of every 100 people in the world. Also on the program baghdad demands that turkey pulls its forces out of Northern Iraq after a week of military operations targeting kurdish forces. And im here to stand with all your sport says living d. X. Corruption trial draws to a close in paris the former head of world faces 4 years in prison if found guilty of taking bribes to cover up russian doping but hes a lawyer says that there would be in the main and cruel. Busy news day today lets kick off in the United States there in the last hour or so the Supreme Court has dealt another setback to the Trump White House this time in a case involving young immigrants the court has rejected the administrations efforts to end the program shielding young undocumented migrants from deportation its known as dhaka deferred action for childhood arrivals there are around 700000. 00 socalled dre