Wanted to do anything for the show heres something he came up with, him and dr. Kate stone, invented this thing, push it, hear. Jingle jangle, looks like you got a ring on the bell bootsy will be in the show. And got a call last night that bill murray wants to come on and talk with guy fieri tonight. Thats happening its a bizarre, fun show with mark russelllo, bill murray, guy fieri, Bootsy Collins and maria lambert, starts right now. Announcer tonight join jimmy and his guests, mark rolflo, bill murray and guy fieri, musical guests Miranda Lambert its the tonight show at home edition. And heres jimmy. Jimmy welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the jokes mothers day happy mothers day to all the moms out there this sunday is mothers day but experts telling people not to visit their moms or hug them treat mothers day like its fathers day you kids remembered . You didnt of course a lot of kids had to serve their mom breakfast in bed. Thats nice. Would be special if you hadnt eaten eve
And she did not. Then there was only one suspect left, our son billy, who just turned three. He did it he found little piece of wallpaper in janes dollhouse and pasted it on spideys face. So, if you think your kids arent absorbing all this, thats going on, youre wrong. I do need to explain to billy that spidey is already wearing a mask. You dont put a mask on a mask. Its like putting two condoms on. Ill wait on explaining that. In mexico city, someone came up with a fun way to keep riders on the train safe. Mexico city doesnt want its Public Health campaign to turn into a circus, so it hired professional clowns to spray the hands of metro riders with disinfectant and to tell them, wear a face mask, dont be a clown. Its great to see clowns on the subway, because if youre angry, they make you laugh. Jimmy and you wouldnt like him when hes angry. Between spiderman and the hulk, the avengers are really doing their part to keep the mask effort going strong. Even with everything going on, de
In mexico city, someone came up with a fun way to keep riders on the train safe. Mexico city doesnt want its Public Health campaign to turn into a circus, so it hired professional clowns to spray the hands of metro riders with disinfectant and to tell them, wear a face mask, dont be a clown. Its great to see clowns on the subway, because if youre angry, they make you laugh. Jimmy and you wouldnt like him when hes angry. Between spiderman and the hulk, the avengers are really doing their part to keep the mask effort going strong. Even with everything going on, despite all the warnings about spiking this virus again, as some states begin to ease stay at home restrictions, millions of americans are eagerly getting back out there. According to the New York Times 25 million more people left their homes last week than in the six weeks before it. Which is nuts. Even the munchkins didnt come out of hiding until the witch was pronounced dead. And its not just the human folk. This happened yeste
Useful information. Preachers evangelize in that sense only . Not at all. With us today is a literary scholar and teacher who will discuss with us how makers of art and literature, fiction, film, poultry, or bringing us good news and revealing to us truths that can help us live wisely and well if that is we know how to read their books and watch their films. How do we watch and read even the products of our secular culture so as to grow and wisdom and grace. Stay with us as we talk with doctor margaret about fiction, film, and faith around us and the depths of rich human insight that can be found in the best of the art. Welcome to, mosaic me our guest dr. Martin. Margaret. You are a teacher, a professor at the st. Patricks seminary. You have taught also at university dallas. You have an ma in systematic theology, and a doctoral degree from University Freiburg in theology. You are a learned scholar and an experienced teacher and writer. What do you want to talk about today in evangeliza
On, wheeling boxes of ppes into a health care center. And doing his best to lift them. What a hero. Just barely in the door. And since it was going so well, and also because he didnt realize he had a mic on, magic mike decided to keep it going. Listen in closely here. Is this for the camera . Jimmy mike pence pretending to carry empty boxes into a health care center, what a hero. A big box of nothing carrying another box of nothing. One of the president s personal valets has tested positive for coronavirus, which is a big deal. He does everything from handing him the remote to turn on fox news in the morning to grinding up his adderall at night. The president gets tested every day, and has tested negative. You think he gets that swab shoved up his nose . He doesnt have time for that. He is very busy obstructing justice and redecorating his wall, he wants the board wall painted black, so it will get hot and people wont want to climb it. I wonder if any of his advisers will let him know