Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, taylor devine. Plus teefn welcomes mindy kaling and former c. I. A. Director john brennan. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. You might notice when the show is open these days im leaning back in the chair a lot. Im either very comfortable in this job these days or i no longer have the core strength to sit up. Lets figure out which it is. The coronavirus pandemic continues to rage in americas hot zone 1600 pennsylvania avenue. And reports say the west wing has turned into a ghost town. Previously, the only ghost haunting the mansion was mike pence. Hes at least a zombie. Why else is he attracting all those flies . Things have gotten especially tough for white house correspondents like cnns joe johns who had this happen to him during a broadcast. Get there
Map into the afternoon as hazy conditions will be noted little bit later on 50s for current temperatures with san jose at 58 hayward livermore at 57 right now and then some 40s up in the north bay a bit of our cooler spots. Im talking a warm afternoon inland for just one more day still to come in your forecast robin. Thank you john still waiting for tow trucks to get on scene and clear this stalled out truck thats blocking on the san mateo bridge. I believe its actually a big break its at the end of the flat section right before you get to the high rise, its blocking the right lane and this is what its doing to your commute normally its not this bad trying to get over to the peninsula sell jam from the toll plaza, your drive time up to 31 minutes now and theres no estimated time of clearing. So im going to send you over to the don barden branch, its only 12 minutes to get to the peninsula thats a great alternate for you well check in on some more slowdowns coming up in a bit back to yo
Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests natalie portman. Billy porter musical guest lous and the yakuza and the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, now yeah, thats right hello. Thank you very much, everybody thank you for tuning in and watching the tonight show. Thank you, roots hey everybody, lets get to the news and jokes well, guys, the final president ial debate is just a few days away, and the organizers are trying to make sure it goes smoother than the first one. Listen to what they came up with after that first debate debacle, in an effort to limit interruptions at this thursdays match up, the commissioner of president ial debates said that it will mute the microphones of President Trump and joe biden to allow each candidate two minutes of uninterrupted time at the start of each segment jimmy yeah, good luck with that [
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests joel mchale. Big sean and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. Looking good oh, come on. Oh, my goodness, gracious hey thank you so much for tuning in and watching the tonight show. Im jimmy fallon i really appreciate this it makes me happy. Im happy to be here lets get to the news and some jokes here well, guys, i hope everyone had a nice Labor Day Weekend it was actually a busy labor day for President Trump. He held a 45minute press conference where he launched an attack against leaders of the u. S. Military. He launched more insults at joe biden. And he even launched something from his nose. What was that . Eww eww [ light laughter ] people are wondering, man. Was it a booger . Was it drugs id like to think he was eating crackers by sticking them up his nose [ light laughter ] hey, you know what cou
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Eddie Redmayne guy raz. Musical guest lele pons x guaynaa and featuring the legendary roots crew now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you very much. Oh, my goodness hi hey everyone thank you very, very much. And welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, this morning the commission on president ial debates, which im assuming is just a bunch of guys with bird masks and butt panels, made a big announcement about the next president ial debate listen to this the Commission Just announcing the next debate will be entirely virtual as the president still battles covid. The candidates will participate from separate remote locations jimmy yeah a virtual debate with two guys in their 70s and a moderator in his 60s im sure thatll run real smooth and to make it even more annoying theyre going to have