Apparently he just found out g7 doesnt mean you get to play seven rounds of golf [ laughter ] thats right President Trump will no longer hold the upcoming g7 summit at his golf resort in florida yeah, i guess it is a bad idea to commit an Impeachable Offense when youre already being impeached. [ laughter ] that would be like stabbing the bailiff at your murder trial [ laughter ] [ applause ] House Speaker nancy pelosi today distributed a fact sheet outlining what she feels are President Trumps abuses of power. Even more impressive, getting it down to a sheet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause politico has published a new article about the Campaign Expenses of the top democratic president ial candidates and found that former Vice President joe biden has spent nearly 4,000 on ice cream since july [ light laughter ] that would explain all the brain freezes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] senator senator mitt romney admitted last night to having a secret twitter account in addition to his regu
For the european para table tennis championships. Good morning. Theres lots of dry, settled weather through the weekend. Just the odd isolated shower, but with clear skies by day, that means chilly conditions overnight. Ill have all the details coming up shortly. Good morning, its saturday the 7th of september. Our top story. Schools should stay open at evenings, weekends and holidays to help protect pupils from crime and gangs, according to the childrens commissioner for england. Anne longfield said children no longerfeel safe on the streets, and that opening classrooms outside of usual hours could offer a safe space. Jane Frances Kelly reports. Bell rings. The school bell marks the end of the day, but the childrens commissioner for england would prefer it if pupils stayed on for a range of activities, rather than going straight home. Anne longfield fears too many children are ending up indoors, stuck in front of their computers during theirfree time, because they dont feel safe playi
Jimmy thank you very much, everybody. [ applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause love you guys. Guys, big news today we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause yeah Meghan Markle and prince harry have decided to name him Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor [ light laughter ] even Benedict Cumberbatch is like, wow, thats a mouthful. [ laughter ] a lot of words but its true, the new babys name is archie apparently the royals love the show riverdale so it was either archie or jughead [ laughter ] i think they made a good choice [ applause ] today meghan and harry introduced the baby to the press. Here he is [ audience aws ] Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor. People did not see that one coming [ laughter ] right now, guys who bet on the name are calling their wives like, honey, the money i lost
Jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. You guys, this is fun. Shark week is officially here steve yeah [ cheers ] jimmy and if youre excited about that, youre either a marine biologist or really high [ light laughter ] i read that shark week started back in 1988 yeah its been around for over 30 years even crazier, theyve just been airing the same ten shows and nobodys noticed [ laughter ] get this, every year there are about 80 unprovoked shark attacks. Yeah, 80 unprovoked attacks. Or as President Trump calls that, a weekend. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] actually trump loves shark week. Its the one time he can tweet, i love great whites, without being called a racist. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause steve really jimmy speaking of the president , the other day he invited some reporters in to talk about how he might put a tax on french
And mental torment on his victim. The family of a policeman who survived a frenzied machete attack say theyre proud of his bravery. We have a special report from inside disputed kashmir as tension continues to rise between india and pakistan. These are people who have just come from a mosque after offering friday prayers, who have just from a mosque after offering friday prayers, who havejust gathered into a spontaneous protest. And a novel way to pass the time in Church Taking a ride on a helter skelter. And coming up on bbc news. Joffre archer has been included in the england squad for the second ashes test against australia, but there is no place for moeen ali. Good evening and welcome to the bbc news at six. For the first time in 6. 5 years, the uk economy has shrunk. It fell in the three months from april to june this year, by 0. 2 . The contraction in gdp, or the total value of goods and Services Made and sold by all sectors of the economy, was worse than some had expected. But t