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Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Im glad youre here. Let me tell you, you could not have picked a better night to join us. We have some major star power under this roof tonight. Johnny depp is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] linkin park is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] sitting in with the cletones, rock n roll hall of famer, the great ann wilson from heart is here. [ cheers and applause ] if that isnt enough, the reason all the ladies have been lined up since last night, camping out in tents, science Bob Pflugfelder is with us. [ cheers and applause ] science bob always has something fun up his sleeve. Most of the fun involves explosions. So tonight for the show, he built a huge two huge cannons, i think, from which to shoot a lot of pingpong balls. For safety reasons we had to rehearsal this afternoon. And three, two, one well, im fine, i think we might need to repair this, though. Jimmy thats not a cartoon character, thats a man. Thats a human man. [ laughter ] well see how it goes on the air. Hey, speaking of premature explosions. President trump is having [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] one heck of a week. The Justice Department appointed a special counsel to investigate ties between his campaign and russia which he did not like at all. But sources inside the white house say when he found out about it, he didnt yell or scream. He told his staff, brought them in, he said, we have nothing to hide. He was palm, he punched sean spicer in the stomach a few times. [ laughter ] just released the statement. So thats progress. But then this morning at 7 52 a. M. , he got on twitter and wrote, this is the single greatest witch hunt of a li even his witch hunts are the greatest in american history. [ laughter ] he also posted this. He posted, with all of the illegal acts that took place in the Clinton Campaign and obama administration, there was never a special counsel appointed. Im not sure if hes bragging about that . [ laughter ] maybe thats because neither one of them fired the person who was investigating them at the time . Anyway, with all the drama going on trump is getting out of town, hes headed to saudi arabia tomorrow. Hes going to give, this is not a joke, hes there to give a speech on islam. [ laughter ] seems like a good idea. Im sure the Muslim Community is very eager to hear the [ laughter ] orange man whos trying to ban them from the country give a little speech. Islam is fantastic, i have so many muslim friends. [ laughter ] trump will be out of the kun re for nine days. See, this is when they should put that travel ban in place. You know . [ laughter ] [ cheers the president got practice for his trip overseas by holding a joint press conference with the president of colombia at which he was asked a dumb but straightforward question. As you look back over the past six months or year, have you had any recollection where youve wondered if anything you have done has been something that might be worthy of criminal charges in these investigations or impeachment as some on the left are implying . I think its totally ridiculous. Everybody thinks so. There was no collusion. And everybody, even my enemies, have said there is no collusion. Jimmy really . [ laughter ] which enemy said that . Was it the riddler or the joker that said that . [ laughter ] according to multiple reports, there may be some changes when the president gets back from his trip. White house stress Secretary Sean Spicer might not do his might not be allowed to do the Daily Press Briefings anymore, which would be a shame because thats one of my favorite shows sometimes i like to think what goes through sean spicers head when he learns about the latest crazy thing his boss is up to. Today reuters reported the Trump Campaign had at least 18 undisclowed contacts with the russians and this is how i imagine that went over. Heres your paper, mr. Spicer. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy understandably under a lot of pressure. The president made an interesting move today. He hosted a lunch at the white house with all the cable and network news anchors. He invited them all to the white house. He definitely spit in their food, though, right . [ laughter ] the lunch was off the record. Which means by tomorrow well know every word of what was said. But on cnn today wolf blitzer did say the president was mad at the luncheon. It was suppo can share with you now exclusively. This is video from inside the news anchor lunch at the white house today. [ laughter ] ive given you meats, wine, music. But i havent shown you the hospitality you deserve. Jimmy oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] only Tucker Carlson survived. Tune in next season to see how it all turned out. Heres some Washington News that doesnt involve donald trump. This is from last nights game between the nationals and pittsburgh pirates. Watch the kid at the end here. This is quite a moment. Sunday is kids day at pnc park. All kids 14 and younger taking home a pirates baseball glove. Thanks to highmark and pirates. Com kidsdays and get your tickets. Always fun. They can run around the bases [ laughter ] jimmy dont worry, its a light beer. I hope hes not driving them home. Another good one. We have a team of tv watchers who spend all day and night looking for weird stuff. This is from last nights rangers game. You know you see people jumping around and popping up behind the local News Reporter . Tonight im proud to present what i believe might be at least from a fame standpoint, the single greatest behind the news moment of alltime. For more on mike napoli, we send it down to emily jones. Yeah, i talked to nap about whats been the difference, what clicks for him. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she got photo bombed by president bush. He and obama are having a lot of fun with this ill tell you. [ laughter ] i would like to offer congratulations to jayz ask their combined net worth is now more than 1 billion. 1. 16 billion. I think that should take care of all 99 of jayzs problems. [ laughter ] they have twins on the way which means theyre going to have to buy two car seats. And they probably have more than one car. So this is very good news, congratulations to them. [ laughter ] meanwhile a gnaw season of the bachelorette begins on monday. Abc, our network, im glad youre excited, has unveiled photographs of the 31 men who will vie for bachelorette rachels love. Chris harrison said rachel knows what she wants, shes not looking to date, shes looking for someone serious. Oh boy did she come to the wrong place. [ laughter ] every season with a lot of help from my wife, i make a pick for who will go the distance on the bachelor. Ill do that monday night when rachel is here, shell be here monday. Before i predict who will win, i want to take a moment to sing out to a few guys who based on definitely wont. Okay . Number one is lucas. Lucas lists his occupation as waboom, which means i hate him already. Lucas is out. Next up, blake e. , an aspiring drummer. Goodbye. Blake, the e stands for eliminated. Jedediah. Believe it or not hes an e. R. Physician from georgia. Which is great. But i just, sorry, dont see a jedediah winning this thing. Finally, we have jonathan, a 31yearold man who describes himself as a tickle monster. Which im fairly sure is code for unemployed sex offender. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] theres a good lesson in there. If a grown mantels you hes a tickle monster, dont date him, call the police immediately. Even elmo doesnt call himself a there you go, jonathan will be at home tickling his monster by week three. They already shot the show. They shot the whole season. Rachel announced today she is very much in love and very much engaged. So i guess we dont have to watch, right . [ laughter ] one more thing before we forge ahead, its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. Im thrilled to be back at liberty university. Ive been here, this is now my third time. And we love [ bleep ]ing [ bleep ]. Right . We always [ bleep ] [ bleep ]s. We have no choice. Does the president , hes [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. What do you think is going on . The president needs to [ bleep ] off here and let the investigation go forward. We ar group of people that is not ashamed to [ bleep ] other people up. A little boy got the chance of a lifetime to [ bleep ] the dutch chess of seeps the moment was just too much for the little [ bleep ] to handle. Theyre saying the real problem is not that trump might have blown an israeli spy, blew his [ bleep ], that is. How is it [ bleep ]ing a girl . Is it tricky . Lets get everybody to the phones. I hope you have a big [ bleep ]. Id like to solve the puzzle. [ bleep ], [ bleep ] in my cabana. Then there were three remaining, dr. Johnson. Maybe hes got the magic touch tonight, folks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a good show tonight. Science Bob Pflugfelder is here. We have music from linkin park. Ann wilson is sitting in with the cletones, and well be right back with johnny depp. [ cheers and applause ] when a fire destroyed the living room. We were able to replace everything in it. Liberty did what . Liberty mutual paid to replace all of our property that was damaged. And we didnt have to touch our savings. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy ann begins the second leg of her tour tomorrow night in indio, california. Tonight, one of our very favorite guests, he is a School Science teacher and exploder of many things. Science Bob Pflugfelder is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, their new album comes out tomorrow its called mercedezbenz outdoor stage. You can see linkin park on tour starting july 27th in mansfield, massachussetts. Both linkin park and ann wilson will be paying tribute to the great Chris Cornell tonight. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have brand new shows with jim carrey, zac efron, jada pinkettsmith, rachel, the bachelorette Connie Nielsen will be here, jon bass, plus music from bush, zach brown band, lil yachty, and u2 will be here in celebration this is very, very exciting of the 30th anniversary of the joshua tree album. Please join us for all of that. Our first guest is an oscarnominated, golden globewinning actor who buckles swash again as captain jack sparrow in pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales. It opens in theaters and imax a week from tomorrow. Please welcome johnny depp. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its starting a tradition now. Its tradition. Nobody else has picked up on it yet. Jimmy thank goodness. Hey, i want to tell you a story. I came into work this morning as i typically do, drove in, parked my car. There were a bunch of people waiting outside, which normally there arent. So some of the people wanted pictures. And i was kind of wondering what was going on. And so finally this guys like, can i get a picture . I posed for a picture. He goes, yeah, i really im really waiting for johnny depp, but this is good too. [ i have a lot of relatives out there. Jimmy yeah, no. People dont have to be totally honest all the time. Thats really the lesson that i learned from this. Each time it happens. Its very good to see you. You just got in from shanghai which is pretty crazy. Shanghai, then shanghai to paris, then paris back here. Jimmy what was the first like overseas trip you took to promote a movie, do you remember which movie it was . Which trip it was . I think it was sometime around gilbert grape. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy where did you go . We kind of went to we were in barcelona, we were in madrid, we were in paris, stockholm. Like all over the place. Jimmy was it great . Were you just tickled to death to be doing that . Yeah, it was kind of great. [ laughter ] i wasnt tickled to be forgot. Weve got a tickle monster on the loose at abc. Yeah. [ laughter ] you want to be careful. Jimmy yeah. Everythings great until one night i walked back into the hotel. Because we were leaving the next morning. About 1 00 a. M. I passed by the bar. And the entire crew of the plane, pilots and the steward s stewardess, were in there. The pilot was wearing the stewardess hat. [ laughter ] im standing there in this pair littic shock. Pair littic shock. This guys driving the bus, right . He looks at me and he goes, chucks away, ginger. [ laughter ] so the next morning he said the same thing. [ laughter ] jimmy did you live in hollywood the first when you first moved to l. A. . Did you live in this neighborhood . Yeah yeah, i building the fountain right off it was yucca and whitley. Jimmy you moved out here, you were part of a band originally . Thats why you came out, to play with the band. Wound up getting into acting. Did you have a regular job . Or was the band paying your bills . No, there was no no, no, no. [ laughter ] you had to like pay clubs to play here. Jimmy you did . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you had to pay them . It wasnt like getting your friends to come and well let you pay . There was that and you had to pay them. Jimmy how much would you have to pay . I dont remember. It was more than we had for sure. [ laughter ] jimmy right. Yeah, but i did have a job. The entire band got a job at this gals a telemarketing place. Jimmy what were you called . Ink peps. Jimmy were they penalized . Yeah. Jimmy aunt chippy did this too. What she described, its the same. They would sell pens for a lot more than they were worth but over the phone they sounded great. Like well send you a pen, it has 4 business name on it, you can give to it your clients. They were like two bucks, 2. 50 each. The people got the pens and inevitably they were furious because they were clearly not worth more than 5 cents. Yeah, yeah. There was the yeah. We sold ink pens with their business name and everything. Jimmy that was the one. Youd do this whole theres a whole rap to it. But we had the extra added pleasure of offering them either a trip to greece [ laughter ] jimmy really . Or a grandfather clock. [ laughter ] i think the other thing was like, you know, a half a tv set or something. [ laughter ] jimmy were you good at it . I was not good at it. Jimmy not good at it. I did make one sale. The guy was going to buy like a gross of pens. Jimmy yeah. Some inordinate, crazy amount of money. Were making the deal, i finally went, sir, dont. Dont. Dont buy these pens. [ laughter ] youre not going to greece, i can guarantee it. [ laughter ] that doesnt exist. And the grandfather clock, which does exist, is made out of pressboard. So like your dog, if your dogs tail wags against it jimmy its going down. Its going to come down. Jimmy did he thank you for your honesty . He did, in a confused way. I think he wanted pens. Jimmy did you get fired from that job . I took it upon myself to leave. Jimmy you fired yourself from that job, yeah. Sounds like that was going to happen one way or the other. Yeah. Jimmy you how old are your children now . Oh, man. I believe rose is about to be 18. Jimmy okay. And your son is how old . Jimmy are you teaching him to drive . As far as a 15yearold . Is that the time where you do it, right . Im not teaching how to drive. Jimmy youre not teaching how to drive. No. Jimmy because you dont think youd be a good example for driving . Or because he doesnt want you to . Or its too early . He has my instincts, my boy. And hes crashed about five golf carts. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, really. Does he golf . Nope. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy johnny depp is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by clif bar. Celebrating cycling adventurers, whether you bike to work or bike for fun. Now look what you made me do o bringing new moves to the Old School Time for the whole world to enjoy the view we can go left they can go right save me a dance for the end of the night when im with you its a party dont care where were going 1, 2, 3 get loose no it takes two to make a thing go right on mattress firmness . 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You dont like to watch yourself but if youre heavily made up can you watch yourself . Does it make any difference . No. Jimmy no, make not difference at all. No. Jimmy do you go to the movies . Whats the last movie you went to . In a theater i mean . Probably the towering inferno. [ laughter ] jimmy the 70s. So it hasnt happened for quite a while. Yeah, its been awhile. Jimmy yeah, yeah. That looks good. Those are fun. You did a fun thing at disneyland. Whose idea was this . You went and hid in the pirates of the caribbean ride. Kind of jumped out a in the boat as they floated by. Yeah. Jimmy what was their reaction to that . Well you know, heres the thing. When we did the first pirates, they showed me around the ride and i thought it would be so great to just sort of stand there like an animatronic, then when they go past, what are you looking at . So back then i thought now they asked me to do it. I did it. I thought it was going to be and the boat would come around the corner, you could kind of see it coming, then id go, hallo even speaking to them specifically, you in the purple shirt with the thing in the ears, right . Nothing. [ laughter ] it was like the phone. They were like this. [ laughter ] because i think theyd already the ride. Jimmy yeah, they have a figure that looks like you on the ride, so they probably just thought yeah. Well, foiled again. Foiled again. Thats the cheapest animatronic ive ever seen. Jimmy you became friendly with my friend, our mutual friend, don rickles before he passed away. Yes, yes. Jimmy when was the last time you saw don . The last time i saw him was at that thing in new york. Jimmy i see, the big show. Yeah. Jimmy did don get ahold of you and insult you . I know you guys spoke. But did he no, we were see, all i wanted was to be razzed by don rickles. Jimmy right, yeah. Id been waiting for years. Got nothing. He was always so sweet. At the new york thing, it was a roast or something. Jimmy it was a tribute, right. So i ran backstage to go see don before he was coming out. I run back. Real quick. Hes sitti and i said, hey, don. I wanted to let you know, im here, i wish you luck and everything. He goes, john, youre here, and youre not late [ laughter ] jimmy thats a pretty good don rickles by the way. Thanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he would be so tickled if you played him in a movie of his life. I said to him, im going to go back out, let you do what you got to, do im going to give you a kiss before you go out. Kiss. As guy to kiss him i said, by the way, i have a little herpes breakout. [ laughter ] jimmy did he laugh . Jesus jesus jimmy well, you were very nice to him. Its very good to see you. The new movie is called jimmy johnny depp pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales opens in theet areas week from tomorrow. Johnny depp, everybody. 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Back to the show. Still to come, music from linkin park. Every couple months, our next guest packs his suitcase full of rubber bands and explosives and flies to l. A. To teach us. Teach us how to get past the tsa. Hes a Science Teacher and part of the National Week of making starting june 16th. Please welcome science Bob Pflugfelder. Thanks for science jimmy did you meet johnny depp . I did, very nice guy, very friendly. Jimmy what are we going to do here . I like showing how science is used in everyday things. Anyone that has a small child that uses diapers . Jimmy i have a small child that uses diapers and occasionally i wear one myself. They need to do a shotout to polymer scientists. Polymers are long chains of molecules. Heres a diaper. There are surprises inside of diapers. Jimmy yes, theres always a surprise. [ laughter ] tear this open and then shake it over the table. Jimmy jimmy yeah. Cocaine . No, thats a polymer. Jimmy oh. It has a very special job. We have a very large amount of water. Then this is diaper polymer. Well show you how that polymer works. Take this water, dump it into the polymer. Nice big fell swoop there to stir it up. Jimmy did you empty like 100 diapers to get that . Thats a lot of work. Jimmy all right. I should just do it . Dump that in there, one quick dump. Jimmy this is just water . Yeah, there it goes. Jimmy whole thing . Yep, whole thing. That goes in there. Jimmy wow, this kid had a lot to drink. Then we give it, i dont know, four seconds. Jimmy thats whats in diapers . Thats whats in diapers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can we make it come out . Wow, look at that. Can i touch it . Or is it poisonous . No, no, dig in. Jimmy wow, its warm too. Oh, its kind of fun to play with. It is. Jimmy can you do this after the diaper has been used . That would be gross. Jimmy all right. Were not done with polymer science. Theres another kind of polymer, its the same but the molecules ar little different. You wouldnt want to use these in typers. Well show you why in just a second. Well do the same thing. Pour that into that. We stir it up. There it goes. Jimmy is that sund coming from this . Or that is coming from the band . [ laughter ] this has a little bit of a different reaction. That we didnt increase the volume. Watch this. If we start to just pour some of this powder thats created out of this youll see that this expands. This is an expanding polymer. It will end up taking way more space jimmy theres more, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] keep going, keep going. Yeah. Jimmy can i make a snowball out of this . You cant make a snowball out of this. But i can make a goopball out of this. Look out, guillermo [ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry about that. Polymers are fun. All right. Jimmy what else . Should we do a little fire . Jimmy yeah, lets definitely burn things, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this is a Little Something that my youtube folks wanted me to experiment a little bit with. So this is just good oldfashioned blow torch. Got two stages to it. A half squeeze puts the gas out. Then that lights it. Jimmy okay. All right . Theres something in science calls a deflagration wave. A detonation also when you trigger dine night. A deflagration is all the fire that comes out of it that superheroes run away from. This is fire, dont do this at home. On the other hand, if you want to try it, its super easy. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Go ahead and put the end of that in there. Jimmy okay. All right. Turn the gas on. But halfway. Now were filling in with propane. Were going to see if create a deflagration wave. Trigger it off. Squeeze it all the way. Jimmy well get the flame in there . Yeah, yeah. You see that . Jimmy oh this is a selfpropagating wave that shoots down jimmy its like star wars. [ cheers and applause ] you could kill batman with slidslide Something Like this. Thats kind of cool. Im a maker so i decided to see if we could rather mp it up a l bit. I made a little should go for you. Come on over here. Watch your head there. [ cheers and applause ] you come over here. Jimmy where did that come from . So i figured, you know, lets bend the tubes a little business. This is a dna molecule. You know what dna stands for in. Jimmy daddy needs alcohol . Deoxy rib bow new clayic acid. You have a smart crowd. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy where did they come from . All right. Were going to squeeze body those triggers halfway. All right, were going to do a quick countdown. Weve also added some muzzles to the end where extra propain can gather. Here we go. Three, two, one jimmy whoa [ cheers and applause ] what if we put some of that snow powder in here . Will we have a real crazy explosion . Ill kill you, batman all right. Very good. 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Let us be lovers, well marry our fortunes together older grandaughter itll be alright. I know. Grandson how did you meet grandpa . Grandmother actually on a blind date. [ laughter ] i wish he was on the trip with us. Hes sitting right between the boys in the back of the car. [ laughter ] america all come to look for america all come to look for america lifes as big as you make it. The allnew 7seater volkswagen atlas with americas best bumpertobumper limited warranty. Music volume rises ] you guys wanna go . [whistles] get all summer essentials 30, 40, and 50 percent off. Hi, fashion. Old navy jimmy that is ann wilson sitting in with the cletones. Linkin park is coming up. Science Bob Pflugfelder is an organization the nation of makers, june 16th to 22nd, we are encouraging all makers out there, whether a woodworker, make stuff with glue guns and cardboard jimmy you make methamphetamine, for instance . Nationofmakers, adam savage from myth busters, well check it out and have a maker community. Jimmy there will be sex . I dont think so. Jimmy all right. What are we going to do here . Mafbls down for a second here. We have our old friend. Do you remember . Jimmy liquid nitrogen. 320 degrees below fahrenheit, 198 celsius. Jimmy do you want a shot, guillermo . Remember, if you pour this on the floor, you get this light and frost effect. You can watch it dance across the floor. Jimmy can i do that . Go ahead, sure. See that . Its so cold it dances across. Jimmy yes. Were going to use this to create projectiles. Good. Heres what ive done. Ke water bottle. And weve hack the it and added a sixinch barrel. Jimmy yeah, but why . Why would you do this . Because we can. Were putting 450 pingpong balls in there. And then the back we have a chamber for some hot water. Heres whats going to happen. Liquid nitrogen goes in here, step one. Step two, hot water goes in here. Theres a valve that keeps them from mixing. Step three, a cap here. Step four, a cap here. Jimmy are you listening to this . Then on my cue pull this lever. That will mix our liquid nitrog nitrogen, our hot water. It has an expansion ratio of one to 700. In other words were going to create pressure. If all goes well theres a membrane in here which should send pingpong balls flying. Jimmy lets do this. All right, here we go. [ cheers and applause ] all right, step one. Grab onef nitrogens. Jimmy got to get the liquid nitrogen, here it is. Pour that carefully into the red funnel. Jimmy the whole thing . Yeah. Thats going to pour in there, of course its still liquid, you can see some of the vapor around it. Thats moisture thats in the area vaporizing. Yeah . There we go. Hows it going, is it bubbling a little bit . It tends to do that. Jimmy okay. All right. Jimmy thats it. Once youve got that in there, all right, you have another flask there, its got the hot water in it. Jimmy got it. All right that goes in the back . Jimmy guillermo, youre not helping at all. Pour that into the chamber. Youre going to fill that up to the red lin. Jimmy this looks like childrens tylenol. All right. You got a little cap towards the back there. Jimmy okay. Right up to the red line. A little cap in the back. Go ahead, screw that on. Jimmy okay. All right, pull the funnel out. Jimmy what . Guillermo pull it out . Yeah, you got it, guillermo. Thats goo were not going to kill ann wilson . All right, little cap goes on the tank. Guillermo hold on, hold on. Wait, hold on. You got that . Jimmy all right. You got it, guillermo . Guillermo got it. All right. Hand over hand, are you ready . Pingpong cannon in three, two, one [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Guillermo wow jimmy holy cow. Lets look at that again. Guillermo this is so cool. Jimmy that was crazy. [ cheers and applause ] science Bob Pflugfelder find out more about about the National Week of making at weekofmaking. Org. And we shall return with music from linkin park. Thank you, science bob. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Rrator the time is to do what is right. Ralph northam. Army doctor during the gulf war. Volunteer director of a pediatric hospice. Progressive democrat. In the senate, he passed the smoking ban in restaurants, stopped the transvaginal ultrasound antichoice law, and stood up to the nra. As lieutenant governor, dr. Northam is fighting to expand access to affordable healthcare. Ralph northam believes in making progress every day. And he wont let donald trump stop us. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanes to johnny depp, science bob, an wilson, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. First, their new album, one more light, comes out tomorrow. Here with the song, heavy, linkin park [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. We were going to come out and play heavy first. But in light of our dear friend Chris Cornell passing away, we decided to play our song one more light in honor of him. To start this off. We love you, chris. Shouldve stayed were there signs i ignored can i help you not to hurt anymore we saw brilliance when the world was asleep there are things that we can have but cant keep if they say who cares in one more light goes out in the sky of a million stars it flickers flickers who cares wheso time runs out if a moment is all we are were quicker quicker who cares if one more light goes out well i do the reminders pull the floor from your feet in the kitchen one more chair than you need ohh and youre angry and you should be its not fair just because you cant see isnt there if they say who cares if one more light goes out in a sky of a million stars it flickers flickers who cares when someones time runs out if a moment is all we are were quicker quicker who cares if one more light goes out well i do i do if they say who cares if one more light goes out in a sky of a million stars it flickers flickers who cares when someones time runs out if a moment is all we are were quicker quicker who cares if someone well, i do i do [ cheers and applause ] tonight, a special edition of nightline. Within reach. A highflying hollywood executive and loving father in perfect health, at the peak of his career, suddenly stricken with a mysterious affliction. His organs failing. I decide that i had just cant die, i cant. She shouldnt grow up without her dadty. Teetering between life and death in a coma. His devoted girlfriend documenting the struggle. Today was so hard. Escaping with his life when losing a leg, about to lose a hand. It feels like somebodys holding that. Fingertips all day, every day. When he signs up for a groundbreaking, human hand transplant. She said i want one thing, i want you to

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