[cheering and applause] greg yes i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd he has talked to more men on The Street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy and he is beloved by his Fox Family but only when they need help moving, New York Times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus before we get to some news stories, lets do this. Announcer gregs leftovers greg this is where i read the jokes we didnt use this weekend is always i didnt read them so if they suck we will tie Joe Mackey to a chair and have Tim Walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i dont know who will love it more, actually. A spokesperson for Kamala Harris Husband is denying he slapped an exgirlfriend back in 2012. Saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. In dougs defence,s ex may have asked
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[cheering and applause] greg: yes! i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd! he has talked to more men on the street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy! and he is beloved by his fox family but only when they need help moving, new york times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus! before we get to some news stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always i didn t read them so if they suck we will tie joe mackey to a chair and have tim walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i don t know who will love it more, actually. A spokesperson for kamala harris husband is denying he slapped an exgirlfriend back in 2012. Saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. In doug s defence, s
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[cheers and applause] greg: yes, yes, yes! happy tuesday everybody. so really it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. they seem to be everywhere blocking traffic, closing bridges, chanting at train stations. but the joke s on them. i travel only by helicopter. but, oh, how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are, mayor pete? idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings and super gluing themselves to the wall. remember that knucklehead who glued his hand to a starbucks counter to protest the price of-milk? when they called his name he couldn t get his own coffee. what is it about super glue anyway? it should only have one purposes and that s sniffing. the more disruptive the more the imba sills embrace it even if it hurts their cause. what drives these clowns to protest? well, besides their mom. they simply alienate rather than raise awareness. do you think this helps anyone? [screams] imagine that! [screams] i hate this! i m killing it. i m k