See, they dont all have to be edgy jokes. They can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn, but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. One of them said it was the crowd. Now the audience was the biggest ever. That speech was a home run. It was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl, and they said it was equal. One thing it shows is how far over they go here. Look how far this is. This goes all the way down here. They said it
Edgy jokes. [ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. We had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. The let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody. Its the highlight of my life. Heres a picture of the crowd. The audience was the biggest ever. That speech was a home run. It was the biggest standing ovation sin
[ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. We had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. The let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody. Its the highlight of my life. Heres a picture of the crowd. The audience was the biggest it was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl, and
[ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. We had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. The let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody. Its the highlight of my life. Heres a picture of the crowd. The audience was the biggest ever. That speech was a home run. It was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Ma
Childrens candy away from them shortly. I had a fun night. My wife and i took our daughter jane trickortreating for the first time and she loved it. Shes probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. Sad thats not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. After every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. Other children climbing over her. Once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, ive had to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. All they give out there is fish, she should be okay. I also think after watching whats going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. Once you hit puberty, no more m ms, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its ridiculous. From now on, if the voice saying the words trick or treat is lower than mine, im closing the door. This is a good costume. You know what that is, guillermo . Guillermo you and me. Jimmy thats us, yeah. Put that up again there for a second.