And fuhaul does a thorough job removing all the related garbage. So call fuhaul today. Remember our motto get em out of here announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight plus, stephen welcomes Matthew Mcconaughey and cedric the entertainer featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Ill get right to it, bad news first. The president is actively working to undermine our democracy, usurp the will of the people, and hold onto power, in violation of our constitution. Good news he is really bad at it. The president is desperate to somehow throw out the votes for biden, but like Everything Else in his administration, its been a race between autocracy and incompetence. And with this crowd, incompetence is usain bolt, who makes it across the finish line, steps in a bucket, and gets his head stuck in a toile
A copy of that list. [ laughter and applause tomorrow is valentines day, where children all around the world learn to knock first [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause oh, they got to learn. Dennys is offering a valentines day promotion allowing customers to get married at its las vegas location, and if you want a honeymoon, theyll give you the bathroom key [ laughter ] mattel has launched a more inclusive range of barbie dolls including one with a prosthetic leg. Though the bigger news is that the other leg isnt. [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] fans on social media were outraged about the results of last nights Westminster Kennel Club dog show after burns the longhaired dachshund was snubbed for best in show although i think it might have something to do with his old yearbook photos. [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] esquire magazine recently featured a profile on quote, what its like to grow up white, middleclass, and male. The article is three words long. [
Kramer take one jerry no kramer stop it Jason Alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens you up. Haley okay ready . Surprise [screaming and chaos] Mara Brock Akil the things that we might be afraid to talk about. Bow some people that were supposed to protect us didnt do the right thing. Tim reid like racism. Son so the cops are the bad guys . Dre yes. Bow no. Kim fields Class Wars Ralph money im a millionaire. Dan levy and gender diversity. Sarah dad . Maura hi girls. Ted danson you can reach in and really touch peoples hearts. Dianne i hate you sam are you as turned on as i am . Dianne more rainn wilson whether its a Family Living under the same roof. Jj dynomite james now th
Kramer no there good. Jerry i dont want it. Henry winkler what do you want . You want comedy. Kramer take one jerry no kramer stop it Jason Alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens you up. Haley okay ready . Surprise [screaming and chaos] Mara Brock Akil the things that we might be afraid to talk about. Bow some people that were supposed to protect us didnt do the right thing. Tim reid like racism. Son so the cops are the bad guys . Dre yes. Bow no. Kim fields Class Wars Ralph money im a millionaire. Dan levy and gender diversity. Sarah dad . Maura hi girls. Ted danson you can reach in and really touch peoples hearts. Dianne i hate you sam are you as turned on as i am . Dian
Because after the last incident, i had children bussed in. When i think about the history of black television, i think about when black folks watch, we watch to zero in on us. Instead of making us celebrate your holidays, why dont you celebrate some of ours . What about tupacs birthday . And when you have so little, it means everything. All of those shows, they all matter so much. It feels like theres been more of an ebb and flow and an evolution. It is so important for us to have true authenticity. Why we always the only black people here . Thats why representation matters, black stories told by black people. Im trying to tell you something. [man] we set the pace for sit comedy. You hear that, elizabeth . Im coming to join ya, honey . From Sanford And Son to the other black shows. What is this . Loved The Jeffersons. Monogrammed shirt, brand new silk tie. Is that a tie . I thought your tongue was hanging out. Good times is one of my favorite sitcoms because you could not tell me that