[ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. We had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. The let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody. Its the highlight of my life. Heres a picture of the crowd. The audience was the biggest it was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl, and they said it was equal. One thing it shows is how far over they go here. Look how far this is. This goes all the way down here. All the way down. They said it was one of the great speeches. They showed the people applauding and screaming. Ive had a wonderful life and wonderful success. People loved it, they loved it. They gave me a standing ovation for a long period of time. When you look at this sea of love, i call it a sea of love. Thank you, david. Jimmy he calls it a sea of love. [ cheers and applause ] thats what he calls it. At one point, it became downright menacing at one point. David muir asked him if he thought denying help to Syrian Refugees would result in more 18er from muslim communities. And his response, you know, i know people have been saying trump sounds like a super villain sometimes, but last night, he sounded so much like a super villain. We took his words and we matched them up with video from the Justice League cartoon and heres what happens when the man of steel meets t i know youre a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. You think this is gonna cause a little more anger . The world is an angry place. The world is a total mess. This is the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody, its the highlight of my life. Jimmy oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow, President Trump gets a visit from fellow world leader british Prime Minister theresa may will visit the white house. That should be interesting. I see it going like this. Your bents not that big, ive built much bigger bents. The Prime Minister wants to reaffirm the socalled special relationship between the United States and britain. I guess she hasnt checked americas Facebook Status recently. Relationship with a new world leader, his name is vlad, handsome, virile. Wrestles bears with his shirt off and knows his way around a computer. I dont know how to say this theresa may, its not you, its us, weve moved on simple as that. [ laughter ] one world leader with whom trump will not be bonding is enrique pena nieto, president of mexico. They were supposed to meet, but the meeting has been canceled, in protest. To which trump said, see im already stopping mexicans from crossing the border. [ laughter ] so last night pena nieto posted this video on twitter in which he reacted to trumps plan to make mexico pay for his wall. [ speaking spanish ] jimmy gee uillermguillermo,e say . Guillermo he said meection cois not paying for the [ bleep ] wall. Wall . Thats not how its supposed to go. Trump claims pena nieto did not back out on him for the meeting, he said the decision to cancel was mutual. Like the Foreign Policy version of i broke up with her first. I dont know if anybody in washington is listening. I have one small request when it comes to this wall thing. Before we put up 25 billion to build it, can we spend 80 bucks to fiction the giant pothole thats been on la cienga for the past four years . Ill tell you where it is. Id appreciate it. Gracias. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show tonight. Samuel l. Jackson is here with us. As cool as they get. Not many people know the l in samuel l. Jackson stands for lasag lasagna. Also with us, from the new Netflix Series frontier, jason momoa. [ cheers and applause ] and jason brought along a bunch hes going to do an axethrowing demo for us. So text your loved ones goodbye, i guess. And music tonight from kehlani. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, this is a potentially Exciting Development for us. Elon musk, the guy from tesla and spacex, says he has a plan to alleviate our terrible traffic problem here. He wants to dig a tunnel for cars to go in, presumably it would mean less traffic on top. I dont know if hes serious or not, but if he is, this could be great news, instead of being stuck in traffic on the freeway for hours, we could be stuck in traffic underground every night. [ laughter ] but he said hes serious. He plans to start digging in a month. And today he named his chief tunnel engineer. This guys name is elsomething. [ laughter and applause ] im High Pressure sure he has a lot of experience. All right, its time for your surprise. At midnight tonight, guillermo turns how old will you turn . Guillermo 46. Jimmy 46 years old. [ cheers and applause ] sign tists successfully bred a human with a furby and guillermo was born. [ laughter ] we love guillermo. Hes very popular around the office. We wanted to do Something Special to commemorate his birth. We went around work today, we asked his coworkers to share a guillermo memory. This is our gift to you. On your special day. Guillermo all right. Guillermo asked me if he could exercise with me before work one day. I told him to meet me at the gym at 7 00 a. M. , we were going to swim laps. I was in one lane. He showed up in the next lane. It became apparent that he had no idea how to swim. He just hung on to the rope and did this all the way down one side of the pool, then this all the way down the other side. He was breathing heavily and said thats too much. Lets go sit in the hot tub and eat bacon, so we did. Back when guillermo was still a parking lot attendant, he would get chilly during the winter, and we used to keep spiced tequila in our room, and knowing that, he would pay us a visit two or three times and wed hear a meek knock and it was guillermo, and he was like, hey, guys, its cold, do you mind if i have a Little Something . We would always indulge him. I went to cover the fast furious and he came, but a huge party afterwards that guillermo couldnt go to because he brought his wife. Happy birthday, guillermo hes terrified of his wife. Every once in a while, i get a voice mail from guillermo like this. Im calling because, laura, you just won a trip to cleveland for the holiday. Thank you. Im not from cleveland. Every day guillermo fills his pockets with stuff. We here at wardrobe clean them out at end of the day. And at the end of the week, this is what we get. Guillermo, if you want this half piece of gum, come get it. Happy birthday. After we were doing a shoot in new york, we went to this bar and guillermo said that he would buy everybody these pineapple shots. Pineapple pound cake shots. So guillermo starts ordering them for everybody. I mean everybody, at the entire bar. Everybody in the bar. On me, on me, enjoy and then at the end of the night when the check came, guillermo was gone and we were stuck with a 600 tab. Great. Happy birthday. So i texted guillermo once telling him that we wanted to shoot a video with him and flava flav, and his text response to me was, [ bleep ], i thought he died last year. 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Where did he go . Jimmy . How did he do that . Hi, kids its time for the letter of the day. Oh, all right. What is it . The anticipation is killing me. What is it, what is it . Jimmy i know youve all heard of letters like and of course c. But our alert of the day is yuke. What did you say . Jimmy its yuke excuse me, jimothy, but i do not believe yuke is a letter. Jimmy yes, it is a letter, i made it up. Look, its right here. Yuke elmo, me think he crazy. Jimmy me not crazy, you guys are crazy. Youve been singing about the same 26 letters for 47 years. Do you know how many times t has been the letter of the day . 648 times. Thats about right. Jimmy so i made up a new one. Its yuke. Okay, okay, mr. Jimmy, are there any words that start with the letter yuke . Jimmy words that start yeah. Yeah . Jimmy theres yukon. And ukulele. But thats not jimmy thats all of them but oh, and cookie, you could use it in your song. Joets yuke is for yukie good enough need to get back to you on this one. Excuse me. But where does yuke come in the alphabet . It comes after z. W, x, y, z and yuke like a surprise twist ending. Yeah, ill say. Are kids going to have to learn this new letter . Jimmy yeah, they are going to have to learn, but thats why i wrote a song about it. Would you like to hear it . You wrote a song . Actually, no. I do not really like songs. Jimmy let me sing the song and i think it will be a lot clearer, okay . Lets talk about yuke. Theres a cool little guy, you may not have met, hes the 27th letter of the alphabet ill tell you all about him, you dont need to beg, he looks like a u but with a weird little leg ill say. Hes a versatile guy no ones better because hes a number as well as a letter wait, yuke is a number . Yeah, i forgot to mention that. Yuke is a number too. Oh yuke is a letter and a number too its the best one yet because its very new sing along, everybody thats the best part about it, its made up so you can say anything you want. We should use our imaginations . Jimmy i call it lying, but yeah. You can be big or small you can put yuke on your wall yuke is good to eat i think yuke is really neat its a great new addition to the abcs note you yuke it please jimmy yuke, i am your father no, no, no, youre eating my son yuke jimmy sesame street is on every day on hbo and pbs. Now to a significant change. Its thursday night, time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. Its this week in unnecessary censorship. We begin with a bizarre story out of pittsburgh. Police there are searching for an attacker who is accused of biting another mans [ bleep ] off during a fight about donald trump. Donald trump wants this build this bigger, more powerful wall i would like for mr. Trump, i will even [ bleep ] him if he will come down here. How many [ bleep ] today . Two. One. Two . Inaccurate numbers involving [ bleep ] were also tweeted. No one had numbers. Carson, if this would have been the first week, i would have [ bleep ] you today. I said to myself, wow, and ive seen [ bleep ] before. Big, big [ bleep ]. That was some [ bleep ]. Yes, i have succeeded. I have [ bleep ] a cow. Donald trump is a worldclass [ bleep ]. Im sure hes going to make sure that we get good [ bleep ] for the United States. We will [ bleep ] the american people. I am deadly serious about giving you hard [ bleep ]. With no further business, the hearing is adjourned. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, music from kehlani, jason momoa is here and well be right back with samuel l. Jackson [ cheers and applause ] they keep telling me drink more water. Exercise more. I know that. Try laxatives. I know. Believe me. Its like ive. Tried. Everything my chronic constipation keeps coming back. I know that. Tell me something i dont know. vo linzess works differently from laxatives. Or chronic constipation. 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[ cheers and applause ] kehlani went to Hollywood High School which is 200 feet from here. As a kid, she would hear the singers and bands play on our show and now she is one of the singers. The moral, see, kids, dreams do come true but almost never, rarely. [ laughter ] next week, we have a big lineup on the show. With natalie portman, jamie dornan, rob lowe, adam scott, morris chestnut, charlie weber, dave salmoni and wild animals, music from tucker beathard, tom chaplain, and keyshia cole. So please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is one of the most successful people ever to sit under a hat. He is narrator of the freshly oscarnominated documentary, i am not your negro. It opens february 3rd. Please welcome samuel l. Jackson jimmy look at this. You look great. Happy birthday, g guillermo thank you, my friend. Thanks very much. Jimmy how you doing . Congratulations, by the way. Thank you. . Not only did your documentary get nominated for an oscar, your Atlanta Falcons are going to the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] whats up jimmy are you a lifelong falcons fan . How did you get youre not from atlanta . I went to college in atlanta. Jimmy oh, okay. Im from chattanooga. But when i was at morehouse, falcons came to town. I used to work at the stadium. I used to sell hot dogs, burgers and you go on the field and everything. Do you ever go in the locker room and give the team a pep talk . Only in coach carter. Never been in a professional sports locker room ever. Jimmy never . Ive shot commercials when they werent there. Put on the gloves. Jimmy you dont have an interest in showering with other guys . [ laughter ] no, they just never asked me to do it. Jimmy oh my god. I hang around look, there you are, look at that. Jimmy yeah, youre not kidding around. [ cheers and applause ] warming it up, and every now and then somebody run back, pound me out, keep catching passes and all. I walk down to the other end of the field and watch the other team warm up. In fact, last week, when the packers were there, i actually watched Aaron Rodgers run a play that id never seen before during warmup, where the end came around and he gave him the ball like it was going to be an endaround and he slipped off in the end zone and threw him a pass. And i tweeted it out to make sure somebody from the falcons hey, look out for this today he had the whole little thing. He was practicing aaaah jimmy the patriots, are you a hater of the patriots or are they just any other opponent to you . Uhhh yep going to have to say yep jimmy will you bet on the game . Is that something you do . I dont bet on sporting events. Jimmy never . The only thing i bet on that i really have no control over is blackjack. Jimmy when youre playing golf, theres no well, i have control over that. Thats not a bet. Jimmy thats a competition. Youre earning money. Not even that. Sometimes its just, you know some of the people i play with, its just them giving me money, gifting. [ laughter ] its gifting. Like giving strokes. Jimmy over the course of your life, you are way ahead when it comes to gambling, playing golf . Oh, totally. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy you ever played with Michael Jordan . Yeah. Jimmy did you bet with Michael Jordan . Because hes notorious for betting. Yeah. Jimmy and did you win . Yeah. Jimmy and does that make him crazy . No, it doesnt. Mikes that guy. Mike wants something at stake all the time. But, you know, mikes used to be, i havent played with him in years, but it used to be mike would try to bet amounts of money that made you uncomfortable, but its kinda like, dude, were all millionaires. [ laughter ] jimmy right, right. Im not nervous about that. So, let it go. Jimmy so then it will be like 20 bucks, or is it way more than 20 bucks . No, its not 20 bucks. Way more than that. Jimmy wow. I remember when he was shooting space jam out here, everybody was fighting each other to play him. Jimmy really . It was crazy. Jimmy because basically you just take money from him . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy is he a below average golfer . No, mikes a good golfer. Jimmy but not good enough . Not as good as sam jackson . Being an athlete, sometimes you say your handicap is one thing, because youre an and its not to your advantage to lie about your handicap. Jimmy bravado . Yes. Bravado why sglets your down. I remember barry bonds told me one day, when he first met me, i hear youre a golfer. I said, yeah. And he said, you know im an athlete, right . And i said, that doesnt make you a golfer. [ laughter ] we belong to the same golf club and i see him in the woods a lot. Deep in the woods. [ laughter ] jimmy i have to say, i follow Magic Johnson on twitter, and one of the things i love every summer is looking at his vacation photos and you seem to be with him an awful lot. And i thought id show some of them, because these are i assume these are spread out over various years. There you guys are on a boat eating ice cream. Thats actually the tender that takes you into whatever dock youre in. Jimmy oh, i see. Thats the little boat. Jimmy thats the little boat. Youre not saying you were on tinder on this particular no. [ laughter ] again, eating ice cream. Yeah, thats in st. Tropez. Yeah. Jimmy and where was this . Eating ice cream. Eating ice cream of again. [ laughter ] jimmy i would love to be a part of this. That could be in monaco. Jimmy i know how to eat ice cream, ive got shorts. All the ingredients are there. Who organizes this trip . You or magic . Irvin organizes it every year. Jimmy he does . Yeah. We spend a month on this jimmy how big is the boat . 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Jimmy you must get asked to do so many documentaries i could imagine people ask you to do stuff all the time. A few. But this was special, because James Baldwin is very special to me in terms of my development as a young black man growing up, reading his writing and hearing his voice. And the thing that he talks about in this film was taken from a nonpublished book that he started writing, about his relationship with Martin Luther king, malcolm x, and [ bleep ] old man things kicking in. Everts. And he talks about his relationship to them and their deaths and what they meant to him. And why he had to stop being an expat in france and come back to america to do his part for the civil rights movement. And its very resonant in terms of what he talks about and what hasnt changed. And whats going on now. And whats about to happen in terms of who we are, how we need to react to it, and how far america has not come in the 50 years since he wrote these words that are there. And i just happen to be the voice. Raul had to come a very long way to get me. I recorded this in bulgaria. Jimmy oh. I was shooting a film with ryan reynolds. He came all the way to bulgaria. Jimmy you didnt do it just to make it difficult on him . [ laughter ] no, no. Jimmy like, lets see how much he wants this. Yeah, well. He wanted it that badly, so he came to bulgaria and i spent a voice. Jimmy wow, bulgaria. But its a wonderful film, but its more than just james talking and me saying his words. There are a lot of film references, a lot of book references, the people youll recognize. Its interesting watching films like this sometimes, because you see the people, like theres one shot of this girl whos integrating the school and all these angry faces behind her, yelling and screaming stuff at her. And i wonder if those people who were teenagers when she was trying to do that, because i was a teenager back in that day too, if those people looking at that film or will see that film and recognize themselves and say, wow, what an [ bleep ] i was, or, i still feel that way. [ applause ] its really jimmy i hope they do see that. You would hope so. Jimmy yeah. Id like to quiz you on your movie career. Okay. Jimmy if youd be so kind to subject yourself to it. What were going to do is we went to the Farmers Market and ask some people to read a movie line. And youre goi guess if this is a line you said in a movie or if somebody else said it. Jimmy yeah. Or if you just made it up. Jimmy exactly. Lets start with the first gentleman. You shut your face. If we want to hear you talk, i will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. Jimmy did you say that . Yes, i did. You shut your face if we want to hear you talk, i will shove my arm up your ass and move your mouth like a puppet jimmy there you go, okay. 1 for 1. [ cheers and applause ] next up. I eat every mother [ bleep ] jimmy did you say that . I said more than that. I said that but i said more than that. Jimmy the answer is yes . The answer is yes. I eat the [ bleep ] butt, i eat every mother [ bleep ] jimmy 2 for 2. [ cheers and applause ] all i have in this world are my balls and the my word, and i dont break them for anybody. I didnt say that. Jimmy lets see. All i have in this world is my balls and my word, and i dont break them for nobody. Jimmy youre right. That was al pacino in scar face. Are you anxious to see leo do that over . Jimmy i would like to see that, yeah. Theyre doing a remake. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Next clip. Youve been taking them [ bleep ] pills again. Jimmy did you say that . I said that to bernie mac. Youve been taking them [ bleep ] pills again [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here it is. Next clip. Theyre your clothes, my [ bleep ]. Jimmy did you say that . Pulp fiction. Theyre your clothes, mother [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] everybody strap in, im about to open some [ bleep ] windows. Jimmy is that a line that rings true . Snakes on a plane. Everybody strap in, im about to open some [ bleep ] windows. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre really nailing this. I guess it makes sense. Lets see what we have. Some other [ bleep ] always trying to ice skate uphill. No. Jimmy that is not one of your lines. Some mother [ bleep ] are always trying to ice skate uphill. Jimmy okay, yes. I like the way wesley did that. Jimmy he did do it well. He killed it. Jimmy next up. You ever notice that you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldnt have [ bleep ] with. Thats me. Jimmy is that you . No. Jimmy that is not you . 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Im all done with this guy. Box him up. Thats terrible. Jimmy were back. Our next guest, hes a 64, 230 pound dothraki warlord and the scariest aquaman ever. He plays 18th century outlaw declan harp in the new series frontier which is on netflix now. Please welcome jason momoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so the last time you were here, you werent allowed to say you were aquaman, but you were aquaman. And are you wearing yeah, im wearing aquaman now. Im aquaman, finally [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i would never guess youd be aquaman. No, i know, right . Jimmy you dont sure. But how long did you have to keep it quiet . It was like four, five years. Jimmy that long . That long. Jimmy why . Because they wanted it to be a secret. Jimmy how many people did you tell, like confidentially . I told all my friends. I told them i wouldnt say anything, but im really bad at secrets. I like buy presents for my wife, and im like, just open it now. I know its christmas and its really far away, but you gotta open this. So im really bad at secrets. Jimmy your wife, for people who dont know is lisa bonet. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy from various television and films. You guys live on a ranch in the canyon . Kind of like a compoundish. Yeah. Jimmy is it a working ranch with cows and stuff like that . We got animals, dogs, wolves, a donkey. A snake. Jimmy a donkey . Really . Two kids. Two little feral kids. [ laughter ] skate ramps and climbing walls. Jimmy where do you buy a donkey . You cant get that at walmart. I dont think so. My wife always wanted a donkey so i bought her one for her birthday. Jimmy really . How could that, thats fun. And the kids are how old . My son is 8, my daughters 9 1 2. Jimmy and are they dying to jump on the donkey and ride around . Not yet. Jimmy this new show on netflix, talk about your character. Declan harp, half irish, half native. He was raised by the man who runs hbc, so hes the english kind of runs the hbc. I was raised by him and he murdered my whole family and my kids, and now im basically made this company, the black wolf company, its scottish, irish, french, against english. Its basically me wrapped in fur killing a bunch of english people. In a nutshell. Jimmy that would have been a great title for it. Wrapped in fur, killing english people. [ laughter ] and youre playing like a real tough guy with the axe and all that. Yeah, i throw axes. Jimmy before we get to the had a guinness beer before the show. Should we be concerned about that . You should be concerned i dont have one in my hand when im throwing. Jimmy really . [ laughter ] would it calm you down if you had one . Im a better shot. Jimmy really . Is that true . Absolutely. Jimmy okay, all right. Guillermo, maybe you better get him a guinness real quick, so we dont kill anybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy does aquaman drink beer . That is something that of course. Absolutely. Jimmy he does . Hes half human and his human side likes beer. Jimmy but he cant drink beer under water, or can he . No, no. Jimmy that would be amazing. That would be amazing. Jimmy shall we get out the axes . The problem is guillermos going to walk back in. Lets just make sure guillermo doesnt walk back in while the axes are in the air. Okay . Guillermo, stay in there, you can have my guinness. Jimmy all right. Very good, all right. These are your axes from home . Yes, i started making axes. Jimmy oh, you made these . This is for you. This is the black wolf company. Its got my tattoo on there and everything. Jimmy really, all right. What should i do with this . Throw it hard. Jimmy that seems like a terrible idea. No, no, no hold your axethrowing. Oh, look at guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] oh, man. Thank you, sir. Happy birthday. Guillermo thank you. Here. Jimmy no, guillermo, i think its better that youre on this side. [ laughter ] guillermo yeah, ill stay over there. Jimmy this would be the ideal place. Now, should i be worried . Because i didnt practice this at all. And theres a lot of people. This is not like football, so you dont want to curve it. Straight over the head. Straight over the head. Jimmy my god. This seems like a terrible idea. Its your turn. Jimmy just do it straight. Oh [ applause ] jimmy all right, guillermo. Come on, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy like conan. Wow. Oh, now youve got to yeah. Wow. Wow, that is terrifying. [ cheers and applause ] we did it, we did it. Jimmy jason momoa frontier is available on netflix now. Well be right back with kehlani [ cheers and applause ] with new herbal essences bursting with argan oil of morocco and notes of jasmine to put more life in your head. And now with the power of bio renew to put more life in your hair. Try new herbal essences and let life in jimmy id like to thank samuel l. Jackson, jason momoa thanks for the axe, apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, her album sweet sexy savage it just came out. Making her latenight Television Debut here with the song crazy, kehlani [ cheers and applause ] everything i do i do it with a passion if i gotta be a ima be a bad one im ai with the designs duragging bounce back game good why we talking practice yeah yeah yeah pull up score when i want to best thing next to heaven they be tryna count me out tho im just counting counting blessings a real woman bout her paper dont know where i came from boy i really really came up you can never can say im lacking all the that i been through only made me more of an assassin i kill em i kill em i kill em with compassion and baby if they asking tell em tell em tell em tell em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy live for the challenge it only makes me stronger one more reason to turn up on em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy lit lit lit lit only li take is to the face you showed up to see me lose but i overcome so you overcame basic basic aint nothing bout me basic crazy im crazy better watch what you say to me cause young sway got the answers giveem hell giveem pressure vip couch no manners dirty dirty dirty dancing like take a look at what i did go full circle with the wrist whipping whipping up the grit get a handful of this nasty i got it i got it i got aint nothing aint nothing gon stop me from making it happen so baby if they asking tell em tell em tell em tell em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy live for the challenge it only makes me stronger one more reason to turn up on em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, a young man rescued after his boat sank. But his mother was never found. A tragic accident . Or was it murder . I saw him leaning over the back and drilling a hole. Now under suspicion. Ted not cause my mothers death. Standing to get millions in inheritance. Does he offer new clues or raise more questions . Plus, home run. Inside americas most expensive spec house. 250 million . 250 million. 21 bathrooms, a 2 million staircase, a poolside movie screen, and of course 30 million worth of cool cars. But what on earth is a 200,0