See, they dont all have to be edgy jokes. They can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn, but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. One of them said it was the crowd. Now the audience was the biggest ever. That speech was a home run. It was the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl, and they said it was equal. One thing it shows is how far over they go here. Look how far this is. This goes all the way down here. They said it was one of the great speeches. They showed the people applauding and screaming. Ive had a wonderful life and wonderful success. They loved it. They gave me a standing ovation for a long period of time. When you look at this sea of love, i call it a sea of love. Thank you, david. He calls it a sea of love. Thats what he calls it. At one point, it became downright menacing at one point. David wright asked him if he thought denying Syrian Refugees would result in more anger from muslim communities. And his response, you know, i know people have been saying trump sounds like a super villain sometimes, but last night, he sounded so much like a super villain. He matched his words with video from the Justice League cartoon. And heres what happens when the man of steel meets the president of gold. I know youre a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. You think this is gonna cause a little more anger . The world is an angry place. The world is a total mess. This is the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody, its the highlight of my life. Oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow, President Trump gets a visit from fellow world leader british Prime Minister theresa may will visit the white house. That should be interesting. I see it going like this. Your bents not that big, ive built much bigger bents. The Prime Minister wants to reaffirm the special relationship between the United States and britain. She hasnt checked americas Facebook Status lately. Were already in a new relationship, his name is vlad, wrestles bears with his shirt off and knows his way around a computer, so, sorry, theresa may. One leader that trump will not be bonding with is enrique pena nieto, the mexican president. They were supposed to meet, but the meeting has been canceled, to which trump said, see im already stopping mexicans from crossing the border. The mexican president posted this video and reacted to trumps plan to make mexico pay for the wall. [ speaking spanish ]. Guillermo, what did he say . Did he say hes paying for the wall . No, he said mexico is not paying for the [ bleep ] wall. Theyre not paying for the wall . Thats not how its supposed to go. Trump claims pena nieto did not back out on him. He said the decision to kacance was mutual. Its like the Foreign Policy version of, i broke up with her first. I dont know if anybody in washington is listening. I have one small request when it comes to this wall thing. Before we put up 25 billion to put it up, can we mix the giant pothole on la cienda for the last four years. Ill tell you where it is. Id appreciate it. Gracias. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show tonight. Sam jew samuel l. Jackson is here with us. Not many people know the l stands for lasagne. Also with us, from the new Netflix Series frontier, jason momoa. And jason brought along a bunch of axes, and he throws them and hes going to do an axethrowing demo for us. So text your loved ones goodbye, i guess. And music tonight from kehlani. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, this is a potentially Exciting Development for us. Elon musk, the guy from tesla and spacex, says he has a plan to alleviate our terrible traffic plan here. He wants to dig a tunnel for cars to go in, presumably it would mean less traffic on top. I dont know if hes serious or not, but if he is, this could be great news, instead of being stuck in traffic on the freeway for hours, we could be stuck in traffic under ground every night. But he said hes serious. He plans to start digging in a month. And today he named his chief tunnel engineer. This guys name is elsomething. [ laughter and applause ] at midnight tonight, guillermo turns how old will you turn . 46. 46 years old. [ applause ] scientist bred a human with a furby and guillermo was born. We love guillermo. Hes very popular around the office. We wanted to do Something Special to commemorate his birth. He asked coworkers to share a guillermo memory. This is our gift to you. Guillermo asked me if he could exercise with me before work one day. I told him to meet me at the gym at 7 00 a. M. , we were going to swim laps. It became apparent that he didnt know how to swim and did this all the way down one side of the pool. He was breathing heavily and said thats too much. Lets go sit in the hot tub and eat bacon, so we did. Back when guillermo was still a parking lot attendant, he would get chilly during the winter, and we used to keep spiced tequila in our room, and knowing that, he would pay us a visit two or three times a week, and wed hear a meek knock and it was guillermo, and he was like, hey, guys, its cold, do you mind if i have a Little Something . We would always indulge him. I went to cover the fast furious and he came, but couldnt go to the afterparty because he brought his wife. Every once in a while, i get a voice mail from guillermo like this. Im calling because, laura, you just won a trip to cleveland for the holiday. Im not from cleveland. Every day we hear wardrobe clean out guillermos pockets. And at the end of the week, this is what we get. Guillermo, if you want this half piece of gum, come get it. Happy birthday. After we were doing a shoot in new york, we went to this bar and guillermo said that he would buy everybody these pineapple shots. Pineapple pound cake shots. So guillermo starts ordering them for everybody. I mean everybody, at the entire bar. Everybody in the bar. On me, on me, enjoy and then at the end of the night when the check came, guillermo was gone and we were stuck with a 600 tab. Great. Happy birthday. So i texted guillermo once telling him that we wanted to shoot a video with him and flava flav, and his text response to me was, [ bleep ], i thought he die last year. Guillermo just learned my name. Ive worked here for eight years. Happy birthday from greg we were in mexico, interviewing the fattest man in the world, and guillermo buys a chihuahua in mexico, and illegally smuggles it into the United States. Happy birthday, guillermo. [ speaking spanish ] [ laughter and applause ] we got the president of mexico. Happy birthday, guillermo. We have to take a break. When we come back, a visit from the gang from sesame street. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [john] hey, heres an idea. What if instead of waiting weeks for your tax refund . You can get an advance on that refund. [zombie] an advance on my tax refund, i could really use that. [john] what would you do with that money . [zombie] id love to take a tropical holiday. [john] id be careful, with your skin tone. [zombie] no i get it cause im a zombie. Yeah thats funny. [off camera] all my undead, we are back. [john] i will see you out there. [zombie] see ya. [john] and dont take it personally. 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Trulia. The house is only half of it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Samuel l. Jackson, jason momoa and music from kehlani is all coming. But if you have a child or maybe at one time you were a child, which i assume you were, then you were probably familiar with a place called sesame street. Its now in his 47th season. They put the new episodes on hbo. I grew up with sesame street. Its how i learned to eat cookies the way i do. I decided to invite myself to visit and do some educating. Hello, everybody, its time for another day. Are you ready, cookie monster . Ready. Are you ready, grover is this. Yes. Are you ready, mr. Jimmy . No. Where did he go . Jimmy . How did he do that. Hi, kids its time for the letter of the day. Oh, all right. What is it . The anticipation is killing me. What is it, what is it . I know youve all heard of letters like, a, and b and c. But our alert of the day is yuke. Excuse me, jim thi, but i do not believe yuke is a letter. Yes, it is. I made it up. Its right here. Elmo, me think he crazy. You guys are crazy. Youve been singing about the same 26 letters for 47 years. Do you know how many times t has been the letter of the day . 648 times. So i made up a new one. Its yuke. Okay, okay, mr. Jimmy, are there any words that start with the letter yuke . Words that start yeah. Yukon and youk laley. Cookie, you could use it in your song. I gotta get back to you on that one. Excuse me. But where does yuke come in the alphabet . It comes after z. W, x, y, z and yuke. Its a surprise ending. Are kids going to have to learn this new letter . Yeah, they are going to have to learn, but thats why i wrote a song about it. Would you like to hear it . You wrote a song . Actually, no. I do not really like songs. Let me sing the song and i think it will be a lot clearer. Theres a cool little guy, you may not have met, hes the 27th letter of the alphabet ill tell you all about him, you dont need to beg, he looks like a u but with a weird little leg hes a versatile guy no ones better because hes a number as well as a letter wait, yuke is a number . Jyeah, i forgot to mention that. Its the best one yet because its very new sing along everybody. Thats the best part about it, its totally made up, so you can say anything you want. Oh, we can use your imaginations . Yeah, i call it lying, but, yeah. You can put yuok on your wall youk youk youk is good to eat i think youk is really neat. Its a great new addition to the abcs, new use it, please. You like it, dont you . Yeah. Yuke, i am your father no, no, no. Youre eating my son [ laughter and applause ] yuke jimmy sesame street is on every day on hbo and pbs. Now to a significant change. Its thursday night, time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. Its this week in unnecessary censorship. Begin with a story out of pittsburgh. Police there are searching for an attacker who is accused of biting another mans [ bleep ] off during a fight about donald trump. I would like for mr. Trump. I will even [ bleep ] him if he will come down here. How many [ bleep ] today . Two. One. Inaccurate numbers involving [ bleep ] were also tweeted. No one had numbers. Carson, if this would have been the first week, i would have [ bleep ] you today. I said to myself, wow, and ive seen [ bleep ] before. Big, big [ bleep ]. That was some [ bleep ]. Yes, i have succeeded. I have [ bleep ] a cow. Donald trump is a worldclass [ bleep ]. Im sure hes going to make sure that we get good [ bleep ] for the United States. We will [ bleep ] the american people. I am deadly serious about giving you hard [ bleep ]. With no further business, the hearing is adjourned. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, music from kehlani, jason momoa is here and well be right back with samuel l. 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[ laughter ] dear fellow citizen, i know what its like to want to relax with your family. But enjoying today doesnt mean losing sight of tomorrow. So while i invest in the now my mortgage, vacations i still invest in the future, like my childrens College Tuition and retirement. I can help you piece together your Financial Journey for today and tomorrow. If you have a question about investing, ask me. Sincerely, amanda etheridge, fellow planner and fellow citizen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight from the new netflix show frontier, jason momoa is here. Then, her new album comes out a few moments ago, its called sweet sexy savage, music from kehlani. Kehlani went to Hollywood High School which is 200 feet from here. As a kid, she would hear the singers and bands play on our show and now she is one of the singers. See . Kids, dreams do come true. But almost never. Rarely. Next week, we have a big lineup with natalie portman, jamie dornan, rob lowe, adam scott, morris chestnut, charlie weber, dave salmoni and wild animals, music from tucker beathard, tom chaplain, and keyshia cole. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is one of the most successful actors ever to sit under a kangol hat. He is narrator of the freshly oscarnominated documentary, i am not your negro. It opens february 3rd. Please welcome samuel l. Jackson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at this. You look great. Happy birthday, g thank you very much. Jimmy how you doing . Congratulations, by the way. Not only did your documentary get nominated for an oscar, your Atlanta Falcons are going to the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] whats up jimmy are you a lifelong falcons fan . Youre not from atlanta . I went to college in atlanta. I went to chattanooga, but when i was in atlanta, i used to work at the stadium, selling hotdog, burgers and fries. And now you go out on the field and everything. Do you ever go in the locker room and give the team a pep talk . Only in can the coach carter. Never been in a professional sports locker room ever. Jimmy never . Ive shot commercials when they werent there. Jimmy you dont have an interest in showering with other guys . No, they just never asked me to do it. Jimmy there you are. Youre not kidding around. [ cheers and applause ] warming it up, and every now and then somebody run back, found me out, keep catching passes. I walk down to the other end of the field and watch the other team warm up. In fact, last week, when the packers were there, i actually watched Aaron Rodgers run a play that id never seen before during warmup, where the end came around and he gave him the ball like it was going to be an endaround and he slipped off in the end zone and threw him a pass. And i tweeted it out to make sure somebody from the falcons hey, look out for this today he had the whole little thing. He was practicing aaaah jimmy are you a hater of the patriots, or are they just any other opponent to you . Um, yeah. Imma have to say yeah. Yeah. Jimmy will you bet on the game . Is that something you do . I dont bet on sporting events. Jimmy never . I only thing i bet on that i have really no control over is black jack. Jimmy when youre playing golf, theres no well, i have control over there. Thats not a bet. Jimmy thats a competition. Youre earning money. Not even that. Some of the people i play with, its just them giving me money, gifting. Its gifting. Like giving strokes. Jimmy over the course of your life, you are way ahead when it comes to gambling, playing golf . Oh, totally. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy you ever played with Michael Jordan . Yeah. Jimmy did you bet with Michael Jordan . Because hes notorious for betting. Yeah. Jimmy and did you win . Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and does that make him crazy . No, it doesnt. Mikes that guy. Mike wants something at stake all the time. But, you know, mikes used to be, i havent played with him in years, but it used to be mike would try to bet amounts of money that made you uncomfortable, but its kinda like, dude, were all millionaires. [ laughter ] im not nervous about that. So, let it go. Jimmy so then it will be like 20 bucks, or is it way more than 20 bucks . No, its not 20 bucks. Way more than that. I remember when he was shooting space jam out here, everybody was fighting each other to play him. Jimmy really . It was crazy. Jimmy because basically you just take money from him . Yeah. Jimmy is he a below average golfer . No, hes good. Jimmy but not as good as sam jackson . Being an athlete, sometimes you say your handicap is one thing, because youre an athlete, and its not. And its not to your advantage to lie about your handicap. Jimmy bravado . Yes. I remember barry bonds told me one day, when he first met me, i hear youre a golfer. I said, yeah. And he said, you know im an athlete, right . And i said, that doesnt make you a golfer. We belong to the same golf club and i see him in the woods a lot. Deep in the woods. [ laughter ] jimmy i have to say, i follow Magic Johnson on twitter, and one of the things i love every summer is looking at his vacation photos and you seem to be with him an awful lot. And i thought id show some of them, because these are i assume these are spread out over various years. There you guys are on a boat eating ice cream. Thats actually the tender that takes you into whatever dock youre in. Jimmy oh, i see. Thats the little boat. That takes you where youre going. Jimmy youre not saying you were on tinder in this particular no. Jimmy here you guys are, again, eating ice cream. Yeah, thats in st. Tropez. Jimmy and where was this . Eating ice cream of again. [ laughter ] that could be in monaco. Jimmy i know how to eat ice cream, ive got shorts. All the ingredients are there. Who organizes this trip . You or magic . Irvin organizing it every year. Jimmy he does . Yeah. We spend a month on this jimmy how big is the boat . The ship, i should say, probably. 180 meters. Jimmy what is that . American . I dont know. Big. Jimmy its bigger . Yeah. Its got a crew of like 22. Jimmy i guess you cant put magic on a dinghy. Hes a giant just to start with. Exactly. Jimmy and people know him everywhere . Everywhere. And its cool for me, because i can be walking with him and they see him first, and theyre like, we love you, magic and hes the friendliest picturetakingest guy in the world. They dont even notice me. Until somebody will finally look over and go, oh, my god, its Samuel Lee Jackson. I dont know where that came from, everybody in europe thinks my mid name is lee. Jimmy maybe its a combination of sammy haguar and david lee roth. Yeah, they have it on the television when i check in. Samuel lee jackson, welcome. Jimmy when we come back, i have a game for you. 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That is James Baldwin in the oscar nominated i am not your negro. Of which you are the narrator. How did you become part of this project . The director went to school with spike. And for some reason, he thought my voice was the voice of James Baldwin. Jimmy you must get asked to do so many a few. But this was special, because James Baldwin is very special to me in terms of my development as a young black man growing up, reading his writing and hearing his voice. And the thing that he talks about in this film was taken from a nonpublished book that he started writing, about his relationship with Martin Luther king, malcolm x, and [ bleep ] old man things kicking in. And he talks about his relationship to them and their deaths and what they meant to him. And why he had to stop being an expat in france and come back to america to do his part for the civil rights movement. And its very resonant in terms of what he talks about and what hasnt changed. And whats going on now. And whats about to happen in terms of who we are, how we need to react to it, and how far america has not come in the 50 years since he wrote these words that are there. And i just happen to be the voice. Raul had to come a very long way to get me. I recorded this in bulgaria. Jimmy oh. I was shooting a film with ryan reynolds. Jimmy you didnt do it just to make it difficult on him . No, no. Jimmy like, lets see how much he wants this. He wanted it that badly, so i spent a day with him in bulgaria recording the voice. But its a wonderful film, but its more than just james talking and me saying his words. There are a lot of film references, a lot of book references, the people youll recognize. Its interesting watching films like this sometimes, because you see the people, like theres one shot of this girl whos integrating the school and all these angry faces behind her, yelling and screaming stuff at her. And i wonder if those people who were teenagers when she was trying to do that, because i was a teenager back in that day too, if those people looking at that film or will see that film and recognize themselves and say, wow, what an [ bleep ] i was, or, i still feel that way. Jimmy i hope they do see that. You would hope so. Jimmy yeah. Id like to quiz you on your movie career. Okay. Jimmy if youd be so kind to subject yourself to it. We went to the Farmers Market and ask some people to read a movie line. And youre going to have to guess if you said it in a movie or if somebody else said it. Jimmy yeah. Or if you just made it up. Jimmy exactly. Lets start with the first gentleman. You shut your face. If we want to hear you talk, i will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. Jimmy did you say that . Yes, i did. You shut your face if we want to hear you talk, i will shove my arm up your ass and move your mouth like a puppet. Jimmy youre one for one. Did you say that . Yes. Jimmy lets look at the clip. I eat the butt, i eat everything. Jimmy two for two. [ cheers and applause ] next clip. All i have in this world are my balls and my word and i dont break them for anybody. I didnt say that. Jimmy you did not say that. All i have in this world is my balls and my word, and i dont break them for nobody. Jimmy youre right. That was al pacino in scar face. Are you anxious to see leo do that over . I would like to see a remake, yeah. Next clip. Youve been taking them [ bleep ] pills again. Jimmy did you say that . I said that to bernie mac. Youve been taking them [ bleep ] pills again jimmy here it is. Next clip. [ laughter ] theyre your clothes, mother [ bleep [ bleep ]. Jimmy did you say that . Pulp fiction. Theyre your clothes, mother [ bleep ]. Everybody strap in, im about to open some [ bleep ] windows. Jimmy is that a line that rings too . Everybody strap in, im about to open some [ bleep ] windows. Jimmy youre really nailing this. Lets see another one. Some other [ bleep ] always trying to ice skate uphill. No. Jimmy that is not one of your lines. Some mother [ bleep ] are always trying to ice skate uphill. Jimmy okay, yes. I like the way wesley did that. Jimmy he killed it. Next up. You ever notice that you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldnt have [ bleep ] with. Thats me. Jimmy is that you . No. Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldnt have [ bleep ] with . Thats me. Jimmy and finally. Its my [ laughter ] thats the corniest line in shaft and people love it. Its my duty toe please that booty. Jimmy Samuel Jackson i am not your negro opens a week from tomorrow and kong and well be right back with jason momoa. And well be rig jason momoa. And well be right back with jason momoa. And well be right back with jason momoa. And well be right back with jason momoa. And well be right back with jason momoa. Be right back with jason momoa. 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You dont look like the old cartoon of aquaman for sure. But how long did you have to keep it quiet . It was like four, five years. Jimmy that long . That long. Jimmy why . Because they wanted it to be a secret. Jimmy how many people did you tell, like confidentially . Well, i told my friends. I told them i wouldnt say anything, but im really bad at secrets. I like buy presents for my wife, and im like, just open it now. I know its christmas and its really far away, but you gotta open this. So im really bad at secrets. Jimmy your wife, for people who dont know is lisa bonet. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you live on a ranch in the canyon . Kind of like a compoundish. Jimmy is it a working ranch with cows and stuff like that . We got animals, dogs, wolves, a donkey. A snake. Jimmy really . Two kids. Two little feral kids. Skate ramps and climbing walls. Jimmy where do you buy a donkey . You cant get that at walmart. My wife always wanted a donkey so i bought her one for her birthday. Jimmy really . And the kids are how old . 7 and 8. Jimmy are they dieing to ride the donkey . Not yet. Jimmy this new show on netflix, talk about your character. Declan harp, half irish, half native. He was raised by the man who runs hbc, so hes the english kind of runs the hbc. I was raised by him and he murdered my whole family and my kids, and now im basically made this company, the black wolf company, its scottish, irish, french, against english. Its basically me killing a bunch of english people. Jimmy that would have been a great title for it. [ laughter ] and youre playing like a real tough guy with the axe and all that. Yeah, i throw axes. Jimmy before we get to the axe demonstration, i notice you had a guinness beer before the show. Should we be concerned about that . You should be concerned i dont have one in my hand when im throwing. Jimmy really . Would it calm you down if you had one . Im a better shot. Jimmy really . Is that true . Absolutely. Jimmy guillermo, maybe you better get him a guinness real quick, so we dont kill anybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy does aquaman drink beer . Of course. Jimmy he does . Hes half human and his human side likes beer. Jimmy but he cant drink beer under water, or can he . No, no. Jimmy that would be amazing. Yeah. Jimmy shall we get out the axes . Lets just make sure guillermo doesnt walk back in while the axes are in the air. Guillermo, stay in there, you can have my guinness. Jimmy all right. These are your axes from home . I started making axes. Jimmy oh, you made these . This is for you. Its the black company. I got tie tattoo on there as well. Jimmy what should i do with this . Throw it hard. Jimmy that seems like a terrible idea. Hold your axethrowing. Oh, look at guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, sir. Happy birthday. Here. Jimmy no, guillermo, i think its better that youre on this side. Yeah, ill stay over here. Jimmy this would be the ideal place. Now, should i be worried . Because i didnt practice this at all. And theres a lot of people. This is not like football, so you dont want to curve it. Straight over the head. Straight over the head. Jimmy my god. This seems like a terrible idea. Its your turn. Jimmy just do it straight. Oh [ applause ] jimmy all right, guillermo. Come on, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. That is terrifying. Jason momoa frontier is available on netflix now. Well be right back with kehlani [ cheers and applause ] fios in the house dave this fios party is da bomb fo shizzle its tv totally ahead of its time. Yo, let me check that. Oh snap. That x1 voice remote is crunk and it lets me search with the sound of my voice. What should i watch . Things have come a long way since you got fios. [nervously laughs] whats fios . Fios has fallen behind. Dont fall with it. Xfinity x1 will change the way you experience tv. Jimmy id like to thank samuel l. Jackson, jason momoa thanks for the axe, apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first, her album sweet sexy savage comes out tomorrow, here making her late night debut with the song crazy, kehlani everything i do i do it with a passion if i gotta be a ima be a bad one im ai with the designs duragging bounce back game good why we talking practice yeah yeah yeah pull up score when i want to best thing next to heaven they be tryna count me out tho im just counting counting blessings a real woman bout her paper dont know where i came from boy i really really came up you can never can say im lacking all the that i been through only made me more of an assassin i kill em i kill em i kill em with compassion and baby if they asking tell em tell em tell em tell em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy live for the challenge it only makes me stronger one more reason to turn up on em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy lit lit lit lit only li take is to the face you showed up to see me lose but i overcome so you overcame basic basic aint nothing bout me basic crazy im crazy better watch what you say to me cause young sway got the answers giveem hell giveem pressure vip couch no manners dirty dirty dirty dancing like take a look at what i did go full circle with the wrist whipping whipping up the grit get a handful of this nasty i got it i got it i got it and you gone respect it aint nothing aint nothing gon stop me from making it happen so baby if they asking tell em tell em tell em tell em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy live for the challenge it only makes me stronger one more reason to turn up on em i go i go i go i go cra ay ay azy cra ay ay ay azy [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, a young womans mission to join her hero. Ive been praying and visualizing myself in africa with you and the team in june. Proo said yes, taking her along to open her school in south africa. I said yes, because i could feel your passion. Forging a strong bond with these women from the bleakest of circumstances. Where do you think you would be right now, if you hadnt gone to the academy . Id probably be dead. Under intense pressure to succeed. I have people back home. Thats what i always think about. Me being here gives them hope. Plus a whole new scandal. Kerry washington taking Michael Strahan for a spin behind the scenes of her explosive show. How s