Apgch catches up with andrew yang and President Trump discovers the real culprit behind the pandemic. So welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors coach in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world sthvment the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor today is april 1st. Known throughout the world as april fools day. The perfect day to reveal a secret you have been keeping and if the person you tell reacts badly you can pass it off as a prank. Honey, ive been sexting with your sister. What did you say . April fools, ha ha ha. Now this year as you can imagine no one is in the mood to be pranked. In fact governments around the globe including thailand and germany have warned their citizens not to spread hoaxes or to prank anybody relating to the coronavirus. And lets just take a moment to realize how crazy things have got en. That World Leaders in countries like germany are like guys lets cool it wit da coronavirus, prank this year are not cool, dont
Just floating here like bananas inside a jello mold the things we thought mattered now we dont the things we thought didnt matter now oh i really dont remember when you thought if you didnt get your eyebrows eyebrows threaded every other week your life was over now people are just Walking Around looking like the back end of a peacock it doesnt matter no one cares for years weve been stuck inside the for now to keep pace of lives based on nonevent never given a moment to pause to look at the society we had created remember what used to matter before this pandemic remember what you used to focus on how many live picture of your dinner got on instagram what happened in the new episode of the voice of the real housewives of the walking dead or the farting diseased which superhero movie to go see and then complain about how it sucked afterwards whether the guy at work doesnt like you even though he smiles his stupid face that you we thought all of that mattered not of it really matters. Man
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Its me, sayin hey, whos the april fool now . I believe she broke his egg yolks. We have a shenaniganpacked show tonight. Moments from now, well chat with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet from modern family. We helped one of them perpetrate a crime on the other one. Then later, well visit with ghosts of prankings past, the time we repeatedly frightened my cousin micki with a wax figure of me, and maybe my favorite prank of alltime, painting my aunt chippys house while she wasnt home. So stay through the whole show for that. Youll be glad you did. Today also happens to be census day here in the united states. What a year for a census. Everyones answer to the question, how many people are living in your home . Is going to be too many. And if you dont respond, they send someone to check on you, in person. Its gonna be hard this year to pretend youre not home. Heres how i look at it. Census or not, if anyone knocks on my door, theyd better be holding a bag of chinese food. Or charm
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