Its me, sayin hey, whos the april fool now . I believe she broke his egg yolks. We have a shenaniganpacked show tonight. Moments from now, well chat with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet from modern family. We helped one of them perpetrate a crime on the other one. Then later, well visit with ghosts of prankings past, the time we repeatedly frightened my cousin micki with a wax figure of me, and maybe my favorite prank of alltime, painting my aunt chippys house while she wasnt home. So stay through the whole show for that. Youll be glad you did. Today also happens to be census day here in the united states. What a year for a census. Everyones answer to the question, how many people are living in your home . Is going to be too many. And if you dont respond, they send someone to check on you, in person. Its gonna be hard this year to pretend youre not home. Heres how i look at it. Census or not, if anyone knocks on my door, theyd better be holding a bag of chinese food. Or charmin. Toilet paper is still in short supply, which made this accident in texas last night comically tragic. A 18 wheeler crashed overnight in dallas county, texas carrying precious cargo, toilet paper. The driver and his dog were not injured, but the truck did catch fire, burning the thousands of rolls of toilet paper with it. Jimmy the street value on that load of toilet paper was 4. 5 million. It belongs to god now. But fear not, help is on the way. The coronavirus is bringing out a new spirit of resourcefulness this is a machine one crazy invented that separates one roll of two ply into two rolls of one ply and that way, i guess it lasts longer. So, if you were wondering what it has come to, that is what it has come to. Hey, heres another toilet paper tip. If youre starting to run low, dont forget you can always get a copy of donald trump jr. s book tp isnt the only thing flying off the shelves right now. Walmart has said that since the beginning of quarantine, theyve seen a noticeable increase in the number of shirts theyre selling, but not in the number of pants. Tops are outselling bottoms by a longshot. They believe its because with everyone teleworking from home, you only need a shirt. Weve become a nation of winnie the poohs. I like it though. I like meetings with no pants. It adds an element of danger. Every time youre on a Conference Call now, you know that theres a good chance you might see one of jeff from accountings balls. Im surprised some of these apps havent caught on to this. You know how they have the filters that can add catears and whatever to your head . Why not use that technology for teleconferencing too . Like this. Jimmy youre sitting there, naked from the waist down. All of gods ornaments piled up on the couch. But then, when you have to get up presto youve got a pair of pants on. Only your pets will know the truth. The one group that seems to be enjoying this coronavirus is animals. Jimmy this is from a small town in wales where a tribe of mountain goats has taken over. Ever since the stay at Home Movement started, the town of llandudno has been overrun by mountain goats. And theyre becoming increasingly comfortable. Look at this, theyre not even trying to socially distance. Do goats eat rats . Maybe they should try this in new york. Its funny, we were so busy worrying about a planet of the apes, we never even thought about the goats. So sorry, wales. You had a good run, but you belong to the goats now. Jimmy groceries are still a major source of anxiety for a lot of us. Because the demand for food is so high right now, a lot of the stores now have special hours just for senior citizens. You know when the mall would open early so old people could walk around . This is that, except they buy stuff. I actually have a better idea. We should divide the supermarkets up by age groups. The super markets themselves. Everyone 65 and older gets to shop at the Traditional Grocery stores albertsons, publix, ralphs. Everyone 2565 is allowed to shop at the Specialty Stores like whole foods and trader joes. And anyone under 25 gets the gas station and minimarts. One of the guys i work with was at a market here in l. A. And there wasnt much there. This is what they had left. This is real. These are the items they didnt sell. These are the seven least desirable items at the vons in studio city jimmy number seven. German potato salad in a can. Thats right, salad in a can. Thank you germans for this latest atrocity. Number six. Campbells cream of bacon soup. Which i believe is guy fieris blood type. Number five. Vanilla cupcakeflavored graham goldfish crackers. For parents who do not love their kids. Number four. Beef bulgogi. Korean bbq the oldfashioned way, in a cup. Number three. Barney butter powdered Almond Butter. Nothing better than a powder and jelly sandwich. Its like Almond Butter meets grandpas remains. Number two. Gefilte fish. Not to be paired with the cream of bacon soup. And with apologies to david letterman, the number one least desirable item at the supermarket. A two pack of unrefrigerated liverwurst. It cant go bad if it was never good. You know, one world leader who is not ours has come up with an interesting way to fight the virus. And lead his nation. The president of turkmenistan has banned the word coronavirus. If you say the cword, you go to jail. Why didnt we think of that . What could be the thinking behind that . Does he think if you dont show the name it wont show up . This is a virus. Not volgamo this guy even dressed up like a giant coronavirus nasal swab. This is the guys name, i dont know, whatever it is, its 900 points in scrabble. Heres another shot. He looks like if dean cain was stung by a swarm of wasps, this is exactly what he would look like. Meanwhile, in north korea, they are claiming they dont have any coronavirus. None, which seems unlikely, considering their neighbor, south korea, had thousands of cases and their other neighbor is china, which obviously had the virus, although to be fair, theyve basically been in quarantine since the 40s, even their leader, kim jong un, cuts his own hair. I hope what they believe is true. Its believed that a coronavirus outbreak would quickly overwhelm the north Korean Health care system. The only doctor in north korea is a dog wearing a stethoscope. The governor of florida issued a statewide stay at home order. Floridians are being told to take shelter in their meth labs. Leave it to the state of florida to issue a stay at home order on april fools day. Most states did this much, much sooner. Florida has always marched to the beat of their own dumber, i mean drummer. Look at the bright side, florida, if you stay home, you really get to know your iguana. Heres another fun april fools moment, courtesy of a gentleman who lives here in l. A. , kevin makes videos starring his mother lily. She used to like careless whisper by George Michael until he played it over and over. For days on end. And once the quarantine started he started doing it again and he gives us other quarantine of killer of the night. Not today [ bleep ] not today no way no way i swear you are insane insane mad you are you [ bleep ] beast jimmy i could watch that for like a month straight. Who would have guessed the song with the word whisper in it could lead to that much shouting. Please, kevin, i dont know if youre taking requests, but if you are, do wake me up before you go go next. Weve got a diabolical show for you tonight. We have music from jessie reyez. We will share some of our greatest pranks including a new one from Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson of modern family, both of whom will be with us whence we return. And we will be right back. 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New things to do in the box, well be here for you. At the drivethru, on the mobile app, and with delivery. Jimmy kimmel live from his house jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from his house, brought to you by sweatpants. Tonight on the show, to celebrate april fools day, we are revisiting some of my favorite pranks from the past. Well see the time i almost gave my cousin micki a heart attack, and the time i almost gave my aunt chippy a heart attack. Plus later on, we will have music from jesse reyez in a bathroom. Tomorrow night, i will be joined by the one and only Jennifer Aniston and we will have a very creative performance of music from grouplove. So please join us tomorrow, too. But first, for the next seven days, they continue to be cam and mitchell on the great and soontobe missed show modern family. The Series Finale is next wednesday night here on abc. Please say hello to Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson hey, guys hey hi, guys. Jimmy i like your new looks. I got myself a haircut. Yeah. It looks better in person. I will say that. Ive really let myself go. Jimmy its very tiger king, i like it. It is, i like it in the back. Im pleased with it. Jimmy why are you not quarantined together . I thought you were married . Its a tv show, jimmy. Jimmy were on tv. This doesnt make any sense to me. Im confused. It reminds me, jesse can talk about this, too. When they would see us out together how their minds would explode seeing mitch and cam together in person. And went out with lindsay and justin, my husband. The four of us had a double date and they were very, very confused. Very confused. Jimmy how are you and your husband getting along in quarantine . How long have you been cooped up together . Probably about 16 days now, im a homebody anyways. I like to cook. Im sort of an introvert. This is fulfilling a lot of my secret desires. For justin, he likes to get out and do things. Im making him, you know, load the dishwasher, which is something i usually tackle. I just need you to load the dishwasher, and he did it one, the first time he did it, he looked at me and said that was the worst thing ive ever had to do. Jimmy really . That was the worst thing hes ever had to do . Eric how are you passing the time there at home . You know, im doing pretty good. I also like to cook. So ive been grilling a lot. Defrosting meat in the freezer. Im always good on meat. Theres never a problem with me and meat. So im defrosting meat and making good use of that. I took up jump roping. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy and, you like it . Well, you know what . It felt really good to do it, and then i could not bend over for two days after i did jump roping, because look, im not all, im not that physically active but i get out and do things obviously, but jumping rope for as long as i did it, for as many reps as i did was, i should have ramped up to that number. It was excruciating the next couple days. Jimmy its funny, because it seems like something that little kids do at the beginning of sesame street. You get up to like 30 if you can, and you realize that thats no joke. Theres a reason mohammad ali did it. Yes, absolute reason why people in tiptop shape still jump rope. So somebody thats not in tiptop shape ramping up quickly to 300, 400 reps of jump rope, not a good idea. Jimmy so listen, before we get to this, because it is april fools day, and we have something very special to present, but i do want to mention the charity. Each night i make a donation to a charity. And you guys picked the charity, oh, i see youre getting serious now. Well, yes. This is the first time ive ever been on your show without a professional hair person. Jimmy yeah. So what charity have you guys picked . So we are with the covid19 relief fund for sag actors. Jimmy people think all actors are wealthy and thats absolutely not true. There are many actors just barely getting by, and this is a fund to help those people out. Yeah. And we appreciate you making the donation, jimmy. You know, we love doing your show, regardless. So you chippin in to our Charity Means a lot. Jimmy this money is not going to the two of you. This is not a yes. Jimmy this is not a trick. No. So were ancient, were very excited to be able to chip in to the sag and actor relief fund there. So thank you for doing that. Jimmy and if people would like to be a part of that, weve put the website address right there on the Television Screen for your convenience. Now lets talk about pranks. Eric, you do a lot of stuff to jesse, correct . I have done a fair amount of pranks to jesse, some small, some very small. Some medium, and some, some bigger pranks along the 11 years that weve been associated, yes. Jimmy jesse, what stands out in your mind when you think back to all the terrible things erics done to you . First of all, i think eric only does it to me because he loves me. Thats what i tell myself. So its based in love. God, theres been so many. Hes written, we were at a location, a very dusty location and he wrote on the back of my car with his finger, im the redhead from modern family in the dust, and i drove all the way home with that written on the back of my car. Jimmy thats pretty good. Thats harmless. Thats harmless. People were driving by me and waved and i was like, god, im really getting recognized on the 405 today. Jimmy knowing your history, weve discussed on the show the pranks that eric has pulled on you, we teamed up with you, jesse, to get eric back. Yes. Jimmy and, um, well, thats not exactly how it went. You guys have not seen this, correct . No, i havent seen it. Jimmy well, lets take a look together. The last days on the set of modern family, Eric Stonestreet versus Jesse Tyler Ferguson. For the past 11 years on modern family, eric has been pranking me, and i have never been able to get him back. Were wrapping the show in a week. I have very little time, so im so grateful, jimmy, that youre helping me get eric in the most epic way possible. Were going to hook a forklift up to his trailer. While hes still in it and have this confetti. Hes in a wardrobe fitting right now. We put cameras in his dressing room. Were going to remove the trailer from the set. Im so excited. So Jesse Tyler Ferguson thinks hes pranking me today . No, hes not. No, im pranking him. Hes sitting in an earthquake simulator that we wrapped to look just like a trailer. And were going to hit him with a, what do you say, 7. 0 . Its a double cross. Here we go, were up. I hope they dont start making out and have an afternoon rendezvous. Hes going to be complaining i ate something bad. Forklifts moving in. I was getting so agitated down there, and its like, at the same time i got something running through me. Hmm. You have something running through you . Yeah. Hes talking about diarrhea. Did you go . Did i go to the bathroom . Yeah. Were connected. I got to go. I cant help it. Hes got okay. Move it, go ahead, move it now, move it now. Something moving . Did you guys get that . You guys okay . Im fine. Is everything okay out there . Earthquake. Was that really an earthquake . You guys should probably come out. We should come out. Holy. Oh, no no how dare you i got you. I got you why would you turn this around on me you were going to we got him the earthquake, mother [ bleep ]. What . You were so nervous. I should have known when you were talking about diarrhea. That is an earthquake simulator. No its not. Thats a real life earthquake simulator. They wrapped it. So you thought it was just a normal trailer. But thats a reallife earthquake simulator. Oh, let it out. Were you in on this . Everybody was i quit. Everybody whered he go . Jesse come back hes probably really mad. And you were acting so scared. You all are terrible people. Did you know . Yeah, were good. Everyone knew. I was so excited to get him. I was watchin you all day today, knowing. I told them you would protect me in every way, and if i was doing something too embarrassing you would cut it off. Is this what you did . Yes oh [ bleep ] thank you, jimmy kimmel [ bleep ] you, jimmy. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy thats when people are allowed to be in a trailer together. Youre both very welcome. Everyone always asks, do you ever want to get back at eric, my answers like i just dont have the time or the energy to do it, so like when you said that you were going to do this for me, i thought, this is going to be great. Its going to be epic, i just have to show up. I cannot believe this turned around on me. Jimmy sometimes thats how it goes. So now next week on wednesday is the finale of modern family. Well see you guys back that week. Well have everybody back. Well piece everybody together virtually. Thank you for not triple crossing me. I was concerned the whole time that this was going to eventually, and i still think could come back. Jimmy you never know. You never relax. Thank you, gentlemen. Thats Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson. The finale of modern family on wednesday night. When we come back, we scare the bejesus out of my cousin micki. So come back. Sure. Okay. Okay come back. Come back. Come bac. Guys guys check it out. Safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Hes right there. Its him hes here. Hes right here. Hi hi. Hey thats totally him. Its him thats totally the guy. Safe drivers do save 40 . Click or call for a quote today. Safe drivers do save 40 . Uhoh. No wifi at your inlaws house . Its switching time. And now its netflix time. Watch netflix offline. 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Im in my daughter frankies room. I have balloons in her room every day to make her happy. Jimmy every day you inflate balloons and put them in your daughters room . Theyre permanent, kind of like the ones outside car dealerships, theyre permanent, its the best thing ever. Jimmy my cousin micki is literally the most positive person that i not just know, but that i have ever met in my whole life. I mentioned the wax figure. We pulled this prank on micki. Lets take a look at it together. [ bleep ] oh, my god, you scared me. [ bleep ]. Oh, [ bleep ]. Oh, my gosh what the hell . Oh, my god, theyre scaring the hell out of me. Oh, my, god [ bleep ]. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. [ bleep ]. Oh, geez, oh, my god. I love him. But he keeps scaring me. It is so insane but so cute. Oh, my god. Ah hes staring at me, oh, my god going to give me a heart attack ah jimmy im just going to stand here, so whatever happens. Jimmy oh, my god oh, my god god you guys oh, my god oh, my god guys you guys are nuts. Its so bizarre, it is so crazy. Okay, come on, jimmy. Ah oh, my god oh, my god that is so oh, my god that is so jimmy did you know it was me every time . We dont even have a wax figure. What . Are you serious . Jimmy no. Im sorry, we had to do it. Its the law. Ah jimmy what did you learn from that experience, micki, anything . I learned that i work with sneaky people whom i adore. Jimmy you do work with sneaky people. Its fun messing with micki once in a while, but tormenting her mother is the greatest. My greatest achievement, painting aunt chippys house. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by Johnnie Walker black. Have your Johnnie Walker black delivered to your door. Great service you expect without leaving the safety of your home. Sprint. Com makes shopping easier by offering free next day shipping and no activation fees on our best new phone deals, like the amazing iphone 11 for just 15 a month when you switch. For now sprint. 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This stars my aunt chippy, on this fateful day she left her house, and while she was gone i sent workers there to her never seen the sky so blue hey, hey, hey, hey, its just a sunny day what the hell is going on . Whats going on . [ speaking in spanish ] no, no, no, you dont paint my house. They order. Who . Stop, stop. No, no, no, no. Who signed it . No, no. Stop painting stop get your truck off my lawn. Get the truck off my lawn look, do you understand what get the [ bleep ] truck off my lawn driver, driver. Get it off my lawn you better stop painting. You put one more piece of paint, ill put you through the roof dont paint my house who is this . Who is this . [ speaking in spanish ] i dont [ bleep ] speak spanish. [ bleep ] my house boss my ass. Hello hello, who is this . I know who i am, who are you . What are your men doing here painting my house. Jimmy someone make a phone call and say come and paint my house. I cant believe you would come to my house and paint it without checking with the people inside, you just walk up to a house and paint the house . Jimmy yeah, i guess so, i guess so, thats what happen. Goodbye. I did not order anybody to paint my house. Jimmy hello. [ speaking in senora jimmy she went in the house, now were going to call the house. Hello . Jimmy aunt chippy . Jimmy . Jimmy whats wrong . I got these [ bleep ] guys painting the house orange. Jimmy what . What is this, a joke . Jimmy, did you have something to do with this . Why are you calling me . You little bastard. If you did this, i will [ bleep ] kill you. Wont live to see 40, i promise you. Jimmy how dare you insinuate that i would have anything to do with ts. Jimmy, nobody speaks english, theyve got a truck parked on my lawn, and my house is orange. Jimmy put them on the phone, i have guillermo here, ill get him to translate. What are you doing painting the tree [ bleep ] [ speaking in spanish ] dont you touch that [ bleep ] tree, ill kill you. Which one of you, wants to speak to somebody who speaks spanish. Theyre painting the [ bleep ] tree im whyi im going to paint you, you [ bleep ] ill kill you. Im out here with these [ bleep ]s. One is on top of my roof and he wont get down and take his truck off my lawn. Jimmy hold on. Let me put guillermo on with them. Guillermo, say hello. Guillermo hello, aunt chippy talk to this guy, he speaks spanish. [ speaking in spanish ] i want to party. [ speaking in spanish ] dont touch that tree hello. Guillermo aunt chippy. What . Guillermo i already told them to stop doing [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Im going to kill you. Dont touch that tree do you understand me . Si, senora. Jimmy hes doing what . Hes painting my tree. Jimmy why would he paint a tree . [ speaking in spanish ] whats the matter . We paint your house for free, and this is what you do . [ bleep ], [ bleep ], stupid ass. You want to Say Something to jimmy . Youre a sick son of a bitch, thats all i got to say. It better be back to white and green. I feel like ty pennington, its an extreme makeover. Stop wth thith that green al. Jimmy there you go, guillermo, heres how we celebrate april fools day in the united states. Happy april fools get the truck off my lawn jimmy shes still in that house and still screaming. When we come back, the music of jessie reyez from the bathroom staying hwill without athe doubt, save lives. And, critical things like food, pharmacies, laundromats and more remain available. Those who work in health, food supply and Law Enforcement will continue to perform their jobs. Programs like paid sick leave, unemployment, and others will also still continue. If you do leave home, keep six feet between you and others. We are all in this together. Learn more at covid19. Ca. Gov. Jimmy my thanks to Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, cousin micki, aunt chippy, and id especially like to thank matt damon. Just kidding, april fools. You suck. Tomorrow, ill be joined by Jennifer Aniston and grouplove. But before we go tonight, here with music from her parents bathroom in toronto is jessie reyez, live from the lavatory hi, jimmy. Thanks for having me. Im going to play coffin off my debut album from the bathroom in toronto, we fought until the sun rose and i still aint been to bed and while you got your eyes closed the devil wakes up in my head he told me that you hate me and you blame me and you said that you wish that you were dead so i write a little note out suicidal love roulette oue an cae i love you to death ha madfoike a fool usloo death just like a fool just like fool just like a fool i walk up to the edge and say a prayer before i let go ill probably see you through the window while im falling past the fifth floor then you get therejust in time n go back to bed but you run past where i stand and hit the ground before i can you make me want to jump off just like a fool well need a coffin handmade for two because i love to you death just like a fool just like a fool, ooh, ooh maybe buddhas got it right we reincarnate every time and ill find you in another life maybe buddhas got it right we reincarnate every time and ill find you in another life you make me wanna jump off the roof cause i love you to death just like a fool well need a coffin hand made for two cause i love you to death just like a fool you make me wanna jump off the roof cause i love you to death just like a fool well need a coffin hand made for two cause i love you to death just like a fool just like a fool just like a fool thank you, guys, wash center of