Will get worse before it gets better, which may be true, but its still a weird campaign promise. When asked about former associate of Jeffrey Epstein and accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell at his press conference yesterday, President Trump said, quote, i wish her well. And then somewhere an assassin said, thats the code, and started screwing together a plastic rifle. Thats right he was asked about accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell and said he had met maxwell numerous times over the years and wished her well oh, no, thats going to become a trump rally chant, isnt it . Wish her well wish her well former Attorney Michael Cohen has written a tellall book about President Trump. Seriously . Harry potter wasnt written about this much. What else is there to know oh, wow oh, it says hes a touch racist. What page oh, all of them. The Democratic Party recently drafted its 2020 platform, which is 80 pages long and was drafted by a 15person panel, as opposed to the republican platform
Display over mt. Rushmore. New drizzle sauces from best foods so i guess my only question is, july 3rd were on the side of food. I know hes dumb, but does he really think the fourth of july is on the third of july. I can just see him hanging if yoyoull get 2 noyears or 20,000 miles from best foods around punxsutawney the day before groundhog day of scheduled carefree maintenance. Well, this rat is not coming 3 years or 36,000 miles of 24 7 roadside assistance. Out at all so i guess winters canceled . President trump claimed yesterday he had brought back 4 years or 50,000 miles bumpertobumper limited warranty. The lobster and fishing industry in maine after former president obama destroyed it and added, 5 years of connected services. Quote, enjoy your lobstering and fishing. And for 6 years you wont have paid any interest. Make lots of money. Okay, whats with the quotes around lobstering . Down the road, youll be grateful you sound like a fox news you bought a volkswagen today. Anchor t
Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight all the president s meds. Plus, stephen welcomes gayle king and amy sedaris. Featuring jon batiste and stay homins. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready to do it . One more time. No . That hurt last time. Youre not going to do it again . Stephen ill do it again. Im not afraid of you. Ready . Sure. Stephen lets do it. Come on snap snap welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were all still trying to process the shocking revelation that donald trump dropped last night he cares about his health. Case in point today he had an event in a room where he was surrounded by fruits and vegetables. He was shocked to learn that fruit was available in nonrollup form. as trump usually i only see fruits by the foot. Of course, trump had to brag about how good he was to farmers. We are providing 19 billion to support our nations agricultural producers, maintain the health of our critical food supply ch
Ih stepcolber tonight all the president s meds. Plus, stephen welcomes gayle king and amy sedaris featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen ready to do it . One more time. No . That hurt last time. Youre not going to do it again . Stephen ill do it again. Im not afraid of you. Ready . Lets do it. Come on welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were all still trying to process the shocking revelation that donald trump dropped last night he cares about his health. Case in point today he had an event in a room where he was surrounded by fruits and vegetables. He was shocked to learn that fruit was available in nonrollup form. Usually i only see fruits by the foot. Of course, trump had to brag about how good he was to farmers. We are providing 19 billion to support our nations agricultural producers, maintain the health of our critical food supply chains, and provide Food Assistance to american families. 19
Trumps impeachment trial to begin next Tuesday Morning and he says it could last as long as later that Tuesday Morning [ light laughter ] the white house said, yesterday, that President Trump will likely assert executive privilege to limit what his aides can say during his impeachment trial and hes working with the makers of taboo on a fun way to do it [ laughter ] [ imitates buzzer democrats held their latest primary debate tonight, and former Vice President joe biden and senator Bernie Sanders were placed at the center podiums, instead of where theyre usually placed, in the balcony [ laughter ] president [ applause ] President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump attended last nights College Football national championship, and stood on the field during the National Anthem and a little bit during the first quarter. [ laughter ] theyre still cheering. Im not going to my seat till they stop cheering. [ laughter ] oreo announced yesterday they will be releasing a limited edition most stuff