Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [cheering and applause] jon my show. My beautiful show. Here it is, your moment of zen. People are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the 636 million Mega Millions drawing. Lets go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, its still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical buildi captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org test. Stephen tonight is santa claus an american, well, he is fat and wears a velvet track suit. Then a shocking taste of government waste. There is nothing wrong with the old hampshire. And my guest is keanu reeves who stars in the new samurai movie 47 ronin, oh, three more and he can get the free ronin. Stock tores say an apple a day may prevent heart attack, if only there were some sort of rhyme to remember that. This is the colbert report. cheers and applause cheers and applause welcome to the r
Here it is, your moment of zen. People are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the 636 million Mega Millions drawing. Lets go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, its still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical building captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org test. Stephen tonight is santa claus an american, well, he is fat and wears a velvet track suit. Then a shocking taste of government waste. There is nothing wrong with the old hampshire. And my guest is keanu reeves who stars in the new samurai movie 47 ronin, oh, three more and he can get the free ronin. Stock tores say an apple a day may prevent heart attack, if only there were some sort of rhyme to remember that. This is the colbert report. cheers and applause cheers and applause welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen thank you so much. Thank you
cheers and applause welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen thank you so much. Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, you are watching the cole bert report and i certainly hope that you are. You know that i love ranking things in lists. In fact, i say lists ranking ranks as my number four passion. Right after two fingers of bourbon and Three Fingers of bourbon. Now of course among rankophiles the cream de la cream de la crop is the American Customer Satisfaction index which ranks Customer Satisfaction among 190 major brands. Is the most trusted ranking of corporate likability next to people magazines sexiest corporation alive. laughter wouldnt mind sprinkling some brown sugar on that. Now according to the acsi this years top customer satisfier was mercedesbenz, the cadillac of cars. So congratulations on the extra effort, mercedes, which of course was a complete waste. Because Bloomberg
Some brown sugar on that. Now according to the acsi this years top customer satisfier was mercedesbenz, the cadillac of cars. So congratulations on the extra effort, mercedes, which of course was a complete waste. Because Bloomberg Business week crunched the data this week comparing the satisfaction ranks with each companys stock price and found that Customer Service scores have no relevance to stock market returns. The most hated companies performed better and your con tempt really truly doesnt matter. If anything t might hurt Company Profits to spend moneymaking customers happy. Thats right, folks, the free market has spoken. And it said [bleep] you. laughter stephen for instance, the stock of one of the lowest scoring companies in the survey Time Warner Cable surged 450 over the past five years, which is particularly surprising since five years is how long youve been waiting for the cable guy. Remember, remember, they said hed be there between 2009 and 2014, so dont go anywhere. And
Resolution that demands israel stop set. Ment construction in ethers bank. Critics call the measure antiisrael and the u. S. Chose to abstain from any vote. David lee miller has more. Reporter the meet having the Security Council still taking police. A live picture of the security couple. This an historic day the first time in nearly four decades the United States did not use its veto power to stop a u. N. Resolution addressing the issue of israeli settlements in the west bank east jerusalem. Before the vote the United States would not disclose publicly but many israelis did fear there was going to be what they referred to as some type of Obama December surprise. The relationship between president obama and Prime Minister netanyahu has been very strained over the last few years, and many feared consequences that could be what happened here. Samantha power, the u. N. Ambassador, spoke before the council after the vote, she said that what took place was not to diminish support for israel