Because [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the stars 2k3w58g9sere into hollywood from their god for saken countries to judge us, and for some reason we allow it. We even celebrate it. There are always surprises with the Golden Globes. This was one for her role in the marvelous mrs. Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan won for best actress. [ cheers and applause ] i was going to make a joke about i never heard of her or the show, but it sounds like shes very popular. Doesnt brosnahan sound like Pierce Brosnan married like someone named callahan and they and on hand to receive the cecil b. Demille award was none other than Oprah Winfrey, who delivered a powerful speech. A speech so powerful that all day long people have been asking if oprah will run for president , which at this point wouldnt president be a demotion for oprah . I feel like it would. Now that we have donald trump, everything seems possible. And while you dont want talk like this to get out of hand, the eevgs network last night was fortunate enough to have Celebrity Stylist jason bolden on hand to put oprahs remarks into historical context. It will be because of a lot of magnificent women, many of whom are right here in this room tonight. Wow, that was almost like oprahs i have a dream speech. Can i tell you . How powerful was that . She was giving you dr. Martin luther king vibes all day. I dont think you should be able to draw comparisons to dr. Martin luther king if youre wearing no socks, right . I mean he even asked the white house the reporters asked the white house today for their response to a potential oprah candidacy. Team trump said, we welcome the challenge whether it be Oprah Winfrey or anybody else. Preferably anybody else. I mean trumps Approval Rating right now, i dont think he could beat maury povich for president , never mind oprah. But the president was supposed to host his own awards show tonight, the fake news awards that he announced would be presented tonight at 5 00 oclock. Theyve been postponed until next wednesday, which is you know, postponing his own awards show is an odd and out of character move for a man who consistently delivers his promises in a very timely fashion. But donald trump didnt. I guess its because he had to be in atlanta tonight for the College Football National Championship game. The georgia bulldogs are playing the alabama crimson tide. The game is on its about to start right here. Trump was rooting for alabama, for the crimson tide, because thats what he calls his face. Did you know that . He went to the game despite the fact that back home in new york, there was a fire in his apartment building. But the smoke was seen pouring from the roof of trump tower, which traditionally is understood as a signal that eric trump has finally lost his virginity. But in this case, it was an electrical fire. So either that or hes been lying so much, his pants finally caught on fire. Trump spent the weekend punching back at a new tellall book that raises questions about his mental fitness. Many of the most damaging moments came from former trump adviser steve bannon, who spoke to author Michael Wolff. So trump tweeted, Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book. He used sloppy steve bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now sloppy steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad. W what does dumped like a dog even mean . They dropped him off at a shelter . I do like this detail that steve bannon cried when they fired him. I hope that ones true. It isnt, but i hope it is. Trump is really mad about this, to the point where he tweeted this weekend to declare himself a genius. I dont know if you saw this, but he wrote throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being like really smart. Then he goes on about hillary. He said, i went from very successful businessman to top tv star to president of the United States on my first try. I think that would qualify as not smart but genius and a very stable genius at that. One thing about geniuses, they always brag about being especially the very stable geniuses. The one thing thats stable about donald trump is his Fried Chicken intake. Nothing else is stable. But maybe he is a genius. I mean he did figure out a way to get a sixfigure job where all he has to do is tweet, watch tv, play golf, and eat big macs in bed all day. But trump, he continued to defend his brain. This time in person at camp david this weekend, speaking to reporters with trusty assistant mike pence at his side. This morning you were tweeting about your mental state. Why did you feel the need to tweet about that . Only because i went to the best colleges or college. I had a situation where i was a very excellent student, came out, made billions and billions of dollars, became one of the top business people. Went to television and for ten years was a tremendous success as you probably have heard. Ran for president one time and won. And then i hear this guy that does not know me, doesnt know me at all. By the way, did not interview me for three he said he interviewed me for three hours in the white house. It didnt exist, okay . Its in his imagination. Theres a lot to read into there. So in addition to his mental stability, trumps schedule is now being questioned. His daily schedule. Hes been reportedly rolling into the oval office at around 11 00 a. M. And heading out at 4 15 p. M. Its reassuring the president of the United States has the same hours as a venice beach skateboard shop. So this is his daily routine. It goes executive time. Thats what they call his time in the morning watching tv and tweeting. Then office time. Then potty time. Then tantrum time. Golf time. And finally bedtime. So trump had a busy schedule today. Besides the Football Game he went to, hes on the road in nashville. He spoke at the American Farm Bureau Convention where he was good enough too provide us with tonights grain alcohol edition of drunk donald trump. Thank you. Oh, does he love the farmers . Does he love those farmers, right, pat . Stand up, pat. Do you love the farmers, pat . Yes. [ cheers and applause ] were talking about a different subject. What about the farmers . Thats good. Thats why they love you. So the worst part is theres no person named pat. Its kim jonguns birthday today by the way, which is a day of great celebration in north korea. For the next 24 hours, all the shoelaces they can eat. There was one little hiccup in typical north korean fashion. When they lit the candles on his birthday cake, it took off sideways and crash landed in the sea of japan. It didnt really. Dont worry. Early today here on abc, we had a new episode of the bachelor and all the good will and female solidarity established at the Golden Globes last night undone in one spectacular swoop. It was a dramatic night for dental hygienists in bumper cars. My pick to win, becca got a oneonone date and looks very strong. Im happy with that pick. Krystal with a k. During her date she revealed that her brother is homeless, and then ari gave her a rose, which is nice, not as nice as giving her brother a house, but a nice thing to do. Krystal got into it with bibiana. I hate that i know any of this stuff. But bibiana was very upset because krystal interrupted her oneonone time with ari, which is a nono. When im trying to talk to mayan ma, you need to back up. Well, i did. I asked if you need more time. I did, and i gave that to you. You need to check yourself first before you try to check on other people. Look, i dont want to upset you or anyone else. You already did. I really think that you already upset, and you upset everybody else. And honestly at this point, nobody is going to respect your time. You just dealt a big asshole for yourself. She should be clear. She said you dug a big ass hole for yourself. The grand canyon is a big ass hole. If it was anything else, i couldnt say it. You wouldnt hear anything right know. Ari sent three women home tonight including a Graphic Designer named jenny. Based on how that goodbye went, im not entirely sure jenny understands the idea behind the show. Can you give me a second . One sec. Hey, im sorry. Come here. Give me a hug at least. Can we talk about it at least . Yeah, i just its hard to open up. You know what i mean . I tried to like yeah. Im sad about you. Im sad. I know. I know you made friends. This is not a sorority rush. Its the bachelor. Youre not there to make friends. Youre there to get engaged to someone you wont see in six to eight months. People have no respect anymore. Weve got to make this country great again, you know . By the way, we have to take a break. When we come back, at the beginning of this year, marijuana became legal in california for Recreational Use. [ cheers and applause ] i want to point something out. Every time i mention that, our own stage manager starts the applause. [ cheers and applause ] we are going to give you a drug test. But our beloved guillermo is at a pot shop. Now, guillermo. Guillermo hi, jimmy. You stay there. Youre going to show us around and how everything works buying legal Recreational Marijuana, okay . Okay, jimmy. All right. Well be right back with that. At at t, buy one iphone 8 and get one on us. Thats one for you, and one for. Your bbf your backup singer. Your frenemy your boo your roomie so one phone for you and one phone for someone in your squad. 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Backed by the service and security of american express. But it feels like another life yeah, im trying to stay strong hey but sometimes i realize that the further i go the more that i know that i want to go home [ snorting ] when you and your money are treated with respect, you prosper. And at Santander Bank respect adds up. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Meryl streep. Blake shelton is coming. First, as you know, as of january 1st, it is legal to sell and buy cannabis for Recreational Use in the state of california. [ cheers and applause ] he cant help it. Hes physically anyway, theres a lot of curiosity about this. People want to know how it works. We sent guillermo on a mission tonight. Hes a few miles from here in West Hollywood at a store called medmen. Guillermo, how are you doing . Im doing fantastic, jimmy. Jimmy guillermo, how long has this store been open . I think its been open two or three years, i think. Jimmy two or three years . What do you mean . They just started it was supposed to be just oh, they were a medical shop beforehand. I understand. Thats right, jimmy. Jimmy now people have tossed away their fake ailments and are just buying it for the reasons they were buying it in the first place, right . Right, jimmy. And i want to tell you this is the best idea you ever had in 50 years, jimmy. Jimmy it is. All right. Well, take it easy. Can you get high by smelling it, guillermo . So i hope so. Jimmy okay. So lets meet somebody who works there because im curious as to how it works. Oh, right there. Jimmy all right. Hi, how are you . Im good. How are you . Jimmy whats your name . My name is kellen. Jimmy kellen, whats your job there . Im bud sales associate. Jimmy you dont call it a bud tender anymore . Sales associate is preferred. Jimmy why did you almost accidentally say bud tender then . We used to call it bud tender. Jimmy now, bud tender i would tip. I dont know if id stiptip a s associate. I think we can stick with bud tender then. Jimmy people can walk in the shop. How old do they have to be to walk in there . You have to be 21. Jimmy and the shop looks like steve jobs designed a log cabin or something, right . I mean its very sleek and all very hightech. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy okay. And what kind of like tell us about some of the products you have there and what people can take home and what it will do to them. Well, weve jimmy and also tell me what youve done to my Security Guard as well. Well, as you can see, weve got quite a bit of product. Weve got a little bit of something for everyone, whether youre young, old. It depends on what youre looking for, but we do have something for everyone. Jimmy okay. You dont have something for everyone. You dont have anything for kids, i would assume, right . Nothing for kids. Youve got to be 21. Jimmy already were finding a lot of holes in your Business Plan there. What did you do for work before you started doing this . Jimmy ive always been a cannabis person, jimmy. Jimmy really . Always . Wow, lets meet some of the customers if we can. Any favorites in there right now . Guillermo . This guy. Jimmy hi. Whats your name . Good. How are you man . Long live new york city. Jimmy is this your first time in the shop . It is. It is. I just landed actually. Jimmy you look as happy as anyone ive ever seen in my whole life. Weve been hanging out all night. Its been quite a trip. Jimmy oh, really . Oh, wow. Whats going what did you what did you try . May i ask what has you so i havent tried anything yet. I dont know if i will. I just heard and came in and checked it out and checking out everything. Jimmy youre telling me this is your demeanor without even trying anything . Yeah. Jimmy it could only go bad from here. You never know, jimmy. Its l. A. You never know. Im from new york city, so you never know whats going to go down. Jimmy you did mention that like four seconds ago, so i think guillermo, what were you about to say . I could see your mustache starting to move. Hes natural like that, jimmy. Jimmy hes naturally like that . Oh, wow. What do you do for work . May i ask . Im in technology. Jimmy okay. All right. Do your folks know youre there . Definitely not. Not my folks. Jimmy no. Would they approve of the fact that youre in the store right now . Sure. Its the 21st century. Jimmy they would be okay with it . All right. Guillermo, have you noticed any interesting stuff around there . Oh, yeah, jimmy. They even have weed for animals too, jimmy. Jimmy the happiest man in the world just left. They have what . They have weed for animals too. Jimmy no. Come on. Really . Get out of here. Wow. Maybe we should give this to donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, that is unbelievable. I feel like snoop dogg has missed out on a huge merchandising opportunity. Well, thank you, guillermo. You hang out there. Well check in with you maybe through the course of the night, okay . Dont worry. Im not going nowhere. Jimmy all right. Thank you, guillermo. We have a good show for you tonight. Blake shelton is here. Jason ritter is here. Well be right back with meryl streep. Resolution 1 binge more. Join the uncarrier, and get four unlimited lines for only forty bucks each. Plus, netflix for the whole family. On us. So, they get their shows. Lets go, girl youre gonna love this bit and you get yours. Watch however you want. On your phone, tablet, or tv. For just forty bucks per line. With no extra charges. Lets rock this joint all on americas best unlimited network, tmobile. Wiback like it could used to . Neutrogena hydro boost water gel. With hyaluronic acid it plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. For supple, hydrated skin. Hydro boost. From neutrogena you doing your taxes . Yeah. Why are you using turbotax . Hm . 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Jimmy tonight, from kevin probably saves the world, which you can cetus nights here on abc, jason ritter is here with us. Then this is his latest album. Its called texoma shore. Blake shelton from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, golden globe winner gary oldman will be with us tomorrow along with Phil Rosenthal and huncho jack. And later this week, chris hemsworth, annette bening, darren criss and paul thomas anderson, with music from sylvan esso and Elvis Costello too. So join us for all of that. My first guest tonight is a threetime oscar winner, ninetime golden globe winner. Shes good at other things too. Were focused on movies right now. You can see her now as reallife newspaper publisher Katharine Graham in a film Steven Spielberg directed called the post. Please welcome meryl streep. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . Thanks for coming. Thank you. Jimmy its great to have you here. First of all, i should say congratulations on your oscar nomination. I know they dont come out for [ cheers and applause ] they dont come out for another two weeks, but who are we kidding . Youre going to get one. Now youre going to feel really bad when i dont. Jimmy no. That will never, ever happen. I wont host the show if youre not nominated. How about that . I will go on strike if you are not nominated. Hey, could i get you some medical marijuana or some Recreational Marijuana while were here . You know, my son lives out here. Jimmy he does . And he gave me for christmas something called soothe, which is a foot rub. Jimmy really . Yeah, because the red carpet, you wear these ridiculous shoes. And, yeah, this is an amazing it has some initials, tb tbd or Something Like that. I dont know. But its amazing. Its an amazing thing. Jimmy do you feel like it does something for your feet . Oh, yeah, really. Your feet really feel great. Jimmy do your feet get so then i started rubbing it, you know, everywhere. Jimmy ive heard about these things. I think Whoopi Goldberg actually has a line of products that you can rub on yourself. Really . Jimmy i dont know what they do exactly. Im not sure if theyre supposed to do anything more than regular creams or what. I dont know. Ill ask her about it because shes in new york, and so am i. Jimmy thats right. It would be convenient. Guillermo, pick up some of that Whoopi Goldberg cream for meryl while youre there. Okay. Jimmy okay. Very good. I think we caught him shoplifting. How is everything . Did you have fun last night at the Golden Globes . Oh, yeah. What a wild night. Jimmy was it a wild night . Yeah, it was weird. Jimmy yeah. It was a different well, certainly not your usual show. No. And oprah launched her president ial campaign, i think. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you think theres any chance she really will run for president . I dont know. I think, you know, weve had some Television People run. Jimmy right. Have you ever thought about it . Jimmy uh, not seriously, no. I think that would be a terrible thing for the country if i whether president. I would ruin things almost immediately. But you do look at whats going on, and you go, maybe i wouldnt be so bad. So she has not discussed perhaps a running mate type of situation with you, your endorsement, anything like that . Nobody. Somebody from the stage, they said tom hanks, and he seemed ready to go, so jimmy yeah, that would be a formidable that would be a pretty good ticket. Jimmy i think youd have to go somebody outside of hollywood for the running mate. You know how some people are. Too many celebrities. Maybe, or you could just keep it in hollywood. You could have the rock as, you know, joint chiefs of staff. You could have jimmy secretary of defense. You could have Harrison Ford running defense. Jimmy Harrison Ford just on the plane whenever theres an air force onetype flight. Yeah. Jimmy i saw something that said mariah carey stole your seat. Is that true that that actually happened . Bitch stole my seat. Yeah, i came over, and there she was next to spielberg, sucking up. Jimmy i see, yeah. So i said she says, oh, my god, they made me sit down because we were moving. They make you they say, five, four, three, two, one, wherever you are, everybody has to drop to their jimmy its like Musical Chairs in a way. You were left out. I said, no, new york sto, st. Ill sit on your lap because, you know. Jimmy why not . Thats an odd thing. Who else was at your table . Spielberg was at your table . And tom and rita. Jimmy tom hanks. Kate capshaw. Stacie schneider, runs fox. Amy pascal, who is the producer of the post. Kristi mckos cokrieger, who is stephens associate, and shes the producer of the movie with amy. And they brought it to stephen. So its a whole bunch of women who jimmy does even anytime at this event . No. Jimmy nobody really eats the food . No. The food is done by the time everybody comes into the hall. Its taken away. Jimmy i ready a story and you would know if its true or not. That trumps team requested a copy of your movie to screen at camp david over the weekend. Somebody told me that backstage. Jimmy so you dont know anything about that . No, but im sure i will. [ applause ] jimmy seems like if he had seen it, he would have reacted in some way, like, you know, nixon was mistreated. Unless he really liked it. Jimmy he probably would really i think he would probably miss the whole point of it. Its a very patriotic movie. Its a patriotic movie. Maybe he did like it, and he didnt see the paralegals. Jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, well see a clip from the movie. Meryl streep is here with us. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] account with a great rate. But if thats not enough, our app helps monitor your spending too. And if thats not enough to help you save, we could start a carpool. Look at this traffic. Dont worry. Ok, if thats not enough well start a trainpool. 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Because you used to dine the at the white house once a week. All the trips to camp david. Oh, and then drunken birthday cruise on the sequoia you told me about. Hard to believe you would have gotten all those invitations if you didnt pull a few punches. That is meryl streep with tom hanks in the post, which is in theaters now and was nominated for a golden globe last night, and which is a true story. Its based on katherine graham, who is a real publisher who did something, i think, heroic is a good way to describe it. Yeah. It was a really important move. At that time the Washington Post was the second paper in washington. The big paper was the washington star, and it was nowhere near the New York Times. The New York Times got a tip, and neil sheehan, this great reporter, picked it up and they published the pentagon papers. But nixon shut them down. So it came to the post. They found the source, and the choice came whether they were going to defy the court and an injunction and publish. And so it came down to her. She was one of the only women who was in business at that time, and she ran the paper only because she inherited it. Jimmy its funny because i feel like this movie had come out two years ago, our reaction would be, its unthinkable that a newspaper wouldnt print this information because the president told them not to. But now it doesnt seem so unthinkable anymore. Is that a total coincidence that this movie came out now and was made during this administration . Well, i think, you know, the assault on the press and freedom of the press and the attempt to, by powerful by government to shut down a story is something thats risen over and over again since, you know, brave new world. Jimmy since this weekend. This weekend, yeah. But i think Steven Spielberg felt the impetus to really get this out right away. He worked really fast. I mean we started shooting in may. We finished at the end of july. He had a cut two weeks later. Nobody makes a movie like that. Nobody. Hes just amazing. And he works with jimmy ive heard hes very good. Ive not personally had that experience with him, but no. Hes at the top of his game. Jimmy you know. The Academy Awards are coming up, and you have i think you have youve been nominated 20 times for Academy Awards. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering if youd mind playing a little game show. In 60 seconds, how many of those 20 movies for which you were nominated for an Academy Award can you name . And if youre able to name them, i will give you this bonus oscar. [ cheers and applause ] okay . 60 seconds on the clock. Begin. What . Jimmy start naming movies. Theres an oscar on the line. The french lieutenants woman. Correct. Kramer versus kramer. Jimmy yes. Silkwood. Jimmy yes. Sophies choice. Jimmy yes. Oh, god. Jimmy no. That was george burns. See, i cant remember last thursday. I can remember the olden days. Jimmy that one wasnt in there either. Okay. Out of africa. Jimmy yes. Um, cry in the dark maybe . Jimmy no. Why . Why . Jimmy you forgot the first one. You remember the first one . No. Jimmy they say you always forget your first one, right . The first nomination . Jimmy yeah. I thought that was the french lieutenants woman . Jimmy no, it wasnt. That was the third. It was the deer hunter. Oh, im so sorry. Im going to have to keep this oscar for myself. But thats okay. You probably have enough. Oh, damn. Jimmy well, im sorry you didnt win but im sorry my mike popped out. Jimmy yeah, im sorry it all happened. Its okay. It will be all right. You know what . Well do it again live at the oscars. You practice. Okay. Jimmy well see if you can win the prize that night. Thank you. Jimmy its great to see you. Congratulations. Thank you so much for coming. It is always a great treat to have you here. Meryl streep, everybody. Its in theaters now. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy do you feel like sitting on meryls seat . Makes you a better actor automatically . I hope so. I do kind of feel some sort of power surging through me. Jimmy have you met her . Shes long gone. Yes, i did meet her one time. Jimmy you did . She came and saw a play that i was in. Jimmy oh, yeah. It was terrifying. I didnt know until afterwards, which is probably a good thing. I dont think they tell you if shes in the audience. Jimmy i think thats smart. She should probably keep it quiet. Youll freeze up, or at least i would have. Jimmy afterwards i assume she was nice and complimentary. She was super nice. I cant remember if she was complimentary. I think she said hi, and i was like, oh, my gosh, i cant jimmy your dad, of course, great john ritter, who was a great guy. [ cheers and applause ] and a really beloved actor. You must have been around fame us people your whole life since you were a kid, right . In los angeles, you run into people. I remember there was one time i was at the Grocery Store and my dad started talking to this couple he knew. My dad liked to embarrass me and say, jason plays guitar. This guy went, i play guitar and ill give you some guitar lessons. I went all right, sure. My dad went, thats paul stanley from kiss. But i didnt recognize him because he didnt have the star. Actually im realizing in this moment that i think i believed he had like the joker in batman, like fleshcolored makeup over the black and white star makeup. He just put that on to go out into the real world. Jimmy that would be truly ridiculous, but i think its within the realm of possibility. It was very exciting. Jimmy did you ever give him the guitar lesson . I did. I taught him everything he knows. Jimmy wow, thats really remarkable. Congratulations. I know youre engaged. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy your wife, melanie lynskey, whats the show she was on hbo . Togetherness. Jimmy she was very good on that. She was. Jimmy how long have you had togetherness . I would say five, six fiveish years. Jimmy sew youve been together for quite some time . Weve been together for quite some time. Jimmy sew yo you know all t bad things about each other . She certainly knows all the bad things about me . Jimmy what are the bad things about you . Lets go through them. One thing i realize, one of the early things she told me was i was a good eater. I went, oh, good. I generally keep my mouth closed. Jimmy oh, i see. Courteous eater. Oh, yeah, i eat horrible things for my body, but i keep my mouth closed while i eat them. But it turns out she was telling me that because she has this thing called misaphonia. You know the sound this sound. That sound is gross. Misaphonia people hear that 20 times louder than you do and it drives them insane. Jimmy you really think they are hearing it louder than we do, or they just cant tolerate even the smallest annoyance . I dont know. But it will turn a person who has misaphonia off, like just blank stare and inner rage if they do that. Jimmy so your wife does this . Well, she yeah. For the most part, i didnt see it, and i went around thinking i was a good eater. There was one time where i was eating cereal, and i guess im not a good cereal eater. Jimmy no one is really. She was like this. They she kept on going, im going to get a drink of water. Whats going on . Jimmy what do you do if you go to dinner or god forbid you order soup . Soup and ramen and all that is just right out. Jimmy nothing liquid, huh . No, im fine, but ill see her. Well be eating and all of a sudden shell just go. Ill go, what happened . Shes like, theres a bad eater. She can hear it across the restaurant. Its like a superpower. Jimmy in a way its like a worthless superpower. Really its doing nothing but driving her crazy. Yeah. Jimmy and theres nothing she can do about it. Theres nothing she can do about it. Gum chewing is really tough for people with misaphonia. We keep our mouths closed and we dont jimmy and that kiss the bride moment, you have to really kind of just make sure theres. An old 50s kiss. Jimmy isnt it true you guys watch the bachelor . Do you get nuts when my wife does and shes got a little bit of this where hearing them kissing makes her vomit. The kissing makes her mentally ill, like she goes wild when they kiss. Theres a lot of gross kissing. They tell you in movies and stuff to not do certain things that you do in real life just because it looks and sounds gross. Jimmy right. And on the bachelor theyre all miked up, so, yeah, she doesnt like that stuff. Jimmy she must really love the show to commit to it through all of that. She really does. She got me into it. Jimmy tell us about kevin probably saves the world. Youve got a show that has parentheses in the title. It does. Jimmy its confusing because its not your typical kind of show. Explain it for us. Well im not going to do that. Im very bad at explaining it. Ive noticed that im not a good pitcher in that way. I cant it takes me a really long time, and i dont solve anything. I would just say watch it, or if you like a show, a particular show, its like that show. Jimmy whatever your favorite show is, its just like it. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy but new. But new and different. Jimmy its very good to see you. Thank you for coming. Oh, yeah. Jimmy i hope you dont drive your wife crazy. I dont. I wait until she goes out of town, and then i get the cereal bowl out. Im like bye, hon. Jimmy a rack of ribs. Jason ritter, everybody. Kevin probably saves the world airs tuesday nights at 10 00 here on abc. Well be right back with Blake Shelton. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Sorry. I cant make it. Its just my eczema again, but its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . Go to eczemaexposed. Com to learn more. El broke, homeless, selling my body to get high, locked up, a slave to heroin that was my life. Married, a homeowner, a professional, recovering and thriving thats my life now. I got help. You can too. New years means a new day for those struggling with addiction. Dont suffer. Dont wait. Choose help. Call 844 reachnj or visit reachnj. Gov jimmy i want to thank all my guests. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, his album is called texoma shore. Here with the song i lived it Blake Shelton daddy drove the wheels off a flatbed ford flies found a hole in the old screen door granny said the dress that my sister wore to church wasnt long enough mama poured grease in a chrisco can put a hundred thousand miles on a sears box fan uncle joe put tobacco on my hand where them Yellow Jackets torn me up and i aint making this up oh you think im talking crazy in a different language you might not understand oh thats alright thats just the kind of life that made me who i am just taking my mind on a visit back in time cause i miss it you wouldnt know to love it like i love it unless you lived it and man i lived it granddaddy smoked salems with the windows up drove me around in the back of that truck we drank from the hose and spit in the cup we all survived somehow them old duke boys theyre flattening their heels hollywood was fake wrestling was real wouldnt dream of spending that two dollar bill from pushing a lawnmower around id go back there right now oh you think im talking crazy in a different language you might not understand oh thats alright thats just the kind of life that made me who i am just taking my mind on a visit back in time cause i miss it you wouldnt know to love it like i love it unless you lived it and man i lived it snoet oh, you think im talking crazy in a different language you might not understand oh thats alright thats just the kind of life that made me who i am just taking my mind on a visit back in time cause i miss it you wouldnt know to love it like i love it unless you lived it and man i lived it oh man i lived it [ cheers and applause ] end. 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